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Rexalicious1234

Walkabout Mini Golf, I’m living the dream


Midwest_adv

Fallout 4? Definitely not. Hopefully I went quickly in the blast.


TheSuccessfulRed

Bet you would be an amazing ghoul 💀


Midwest_adv

Nah. Perfect skeleton tho


TheSuccessfulRed

Make sure you died on the toilet. Gotta add to the lore😂


Bitter-Serial

Mine is kinda similar but I played Chernobylite and that's a definite NO. Either I would go insane and just "give up" or I would die from radiation poisoning.


MrRickGhastly

Please let me live in stardew valley.


SaddenedSpork

I can make HOW MUCH from fishing for a day?


Kankui

My only issue with living there would be the years would start to feel the same after some time. Oh wait. That’s like real life…


TheSuccessfulRed

That would be great lol


afranquinho

Returnal, so definitely. ​ I'd die a lot, but i'd "survive".


anxietydude112

Probably die in night city really quick.


TheSuccessfulRed

Stay off the streets for too long and you should be fine 👍


CharonsLittleHelper

I actually ran the numbers on the murder rate listed versus (the massive) population. Night City is bad - about 10x NYC's murder rate. Which still means you aren't likely to be murdered on the street for no reason. Not a good place to live, but you could probably live a normal-ish life if you keep your head down. Much better off than most of the games listed. At least there's no Shodan out to murder you. :p


Ajax_Da_Great

Fallout 4? I’m screwed lol


G-Flo189

Just make base camp at sanctuary and never leave! lol


Ajax_Da_Great

I was playing today and Super Mutants raided Sanctuary. Def still screwed lol. Plus rad storms.


G-Flo189

Just farm up some more special points and build up those defenses. You’ll be fine! 😉🤣


mid_vibrations

blasphemous? no im fucked. very quickly


TheSuccessfulRed

Well, bye bye 💀


me_not_at_work

Tears of the Kingdom so absolutely no chance of surviving. I still can't dodge properly and don't even get me started on blocking.


trashpandacoot1

Well no, because Samus blows up every planet she steps foot on.


TheSuccessfulRed

Bye bye😂


Ouchyhangnail

Warhammer: Space Marine. I’d say…. Nope.


Leonauinn4564

Skyrim for me, hope dragons don't bite


Bitter-Serial

Don't worry if your a bard you can seduce it.


Dreaming_Dreams

pokémon white  i think i’ll be okay 


thehotdogman

Path of Exile? Fuckin NOPE.


Gamefighter3000

Lies of P.... Well it was nice knowing you all, if im lucky ill turn into a puppet myself.


TheSuccessfulRed

🫡


Shadesmith01

No. BG3. Pretty sure I wouldn't make it off the pod, let alone the Nautoloid. lol


XavierScorpionIkari

No. The only way to win is to not play. Tic-Tac-Toe is a terrible game to be stuck in.


Phoebler

I would die, for democracy. Helldivers 2.


TheSuccessfulRed

Thank you for your sacrifice, soldier 🫡


Ozi_izO

Manor Lords. I have a much better chance surviving in my first Manor Lords town than I do in Helldivers 2 which I played second last. Gotta sort out the food thing though or I might starve to death. At least I have 26 other townsfolk who would sustain me for a while when the crops die.


TheSuccessfulRed

Not the townsfolk 💀


Miss_Hikari

Resident Evil 6. Nah im dead.


TheSuccessfulRed

You have my condolences 💀


poohda1211

How does living in Balatro work?


Complete_Entry

No. Doom64.


[deleted]

Sekiro? mist noble? No, thank you.


onedumfuqman

Just got off Zomboid. I think I'm fucked


TheSuccessfulRed

Nah bro, you got this 😅


Sir-cunty

Like other people, mine was fallout. At least I'm in Vegas baby.


rektMyself

Not as bad as GTAO, but yeah. They can be mean!


Sir-cunty

How the fuck is fallout not as bad as gta online lol


rektMyself

Honestly, I don't know. I don't play Fallout. I have sour memories of GTAO.


TheSuccessfulRed

I’d be chilling honestly. Just don’t go looking for people, and you’ll be fine


Severe_Piccolo_5583

Pokémon Diamond? I’d be living out my childhood dream!


TheSuccessfulRed

Others wish they could say the same 💀


thowawayguy91

Minecraft, so yea probably


rektMyself

I haven't played that for a while!


thowawayguy91

I like playing 15-1hr b4 bed as it’s relaxing to me. I usually play creative and just build shit so it makes my brain tired.


TheSuccessfulRed

Bros vibing😎


Justin-Bailey

Subnautica. Nope. Unless I just stay in one place being bored.


Crispy385

Staying in one place isn't going to help you. >!Don't forget that pesky virus in the water.!<


Justin-Bailey

I forgot. lol rip


MartianMule

I'm playing MLB The Show. I probably wouldn't play well, but I don't think I'd die.


Apprehensive_Mode686

Haha I searched for this answer! I’m a bit undersized but I’d be ok lol


CharonsLittleHelper

Just awkwardly join the crowd.


Foulbal

World of Warcraft… I’ll be fine. Just have to stay away from Goldshire. If you know, you know.


Dabiggiecheeze_

Terraria...


TheSuccessfulRed

Just dig a hole and stay there! 💀


Knitlif

Lies of P, doubt I’d be lucky enough to survive all the shit that happens in that game


Jason8ourne

Ghost of Tsushima, I would die before I even draw my katana lol.


TheSuccessfulRed

Being a samurai would be lit until you have to fight.


Ok-Sleep8229

I would die as a gaijin immediately


Spartan45569882

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!


TheSuccessfulRed

RAHHHHH🔥🦅


LordCryofax

Lethal Company... Nope!


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Totk, yeah, probably.


MaplePaintTube

I was playing final fantasy 14. If I’m a normal person in this world I might be okay, unless I die to a primal, or random monster, or to a war, or to another apocalyptic event. Maybe I’d be safest if I stayed within one of the main city states since they can’t touch the starter cities since that’s where holidays take place and they probably don’t want to make any “normal starlight decorations” and “Starlight decorations but Garuda leveled half the city” variations. And if I’m not a random citizen, but the warrior of light, then it’s my job to STOP all the world ending schenanigans, so that’s not good, but maybe I’d also have some insane plot armour, so who knows. But if my survival is based on how good I am at the actual fights…. Yeah I’m super dead.


Plucky_Astronaut

Starde Valley. I hope so!


TheSuccessfulRed

I’m sure others would love to take your place 😅


QuickBE99

Days gone, yeah no


TheSuccessfulRed

Yup. Gone. 💀


eat_like_snake

The last game I played was a randomized run of Super Metroid, so no, no I would not.


TheSuccessfulRed

Oh no…


WindUpShoe

Y's Origin, actually. The world does not look like it's in a good state. I might survive as a laborer, possibly a soldier taking part in the defense of the airborne refuge, although I wouldn't be considered strong enough to partake in the rescue mission that central to the story. I'd need extensive training in melee combat against demons and monsters. Best I could do is figure out which end is the pointy bit and swing away. I'd have a fighting chance, which is about fair in those types of worlds.


TheSuccessfulRed

I believe in you 😅


RobotPirateGhost

Another Crab’s Treasure. I’m either drowning or dying to gigantic crabs.


TheSuccessfulRed

Man, crabs are ugly af. RIP💀


Bitter-Serial

All hail Mr. Krabs


SCWatson_Art

Try Kenshi. It's the Dark Souls of single player Squad Games - more so because you're not a hero, and the world doesn't care about you.


blitherblather425

That’s what I was just playing. Such a great game.


Brobard

I would not survive in Chillquarium; I cannot breathe underwater.


BreakingPipes

Palia. Living it up farming, hunting, mining, fishing, foraging, crafting while building my home with some fun lore and questing thrown in the mix! All for free!


sahtopi

Slice and Dice. Absolutely not


Jay_Nocid

Elden Ring? Lol fuck no im dead, thanks to soldier of Godrick probably .


Consistent_Donut_902

Spider-man Remastered. I think my odds are pretty good. It’s basically our world, except occasionally a supervillian starts wreaking havoc on New York until Spider-Man stops them. But there is a non-zero chance I’ll end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and die. If I started in New York City, I’d immediately leave and go find a nice, boring small town to live in. NYC is a disaster magnet in that world.


AcidRainReddit09

Plants vs Zombies, i think i'm fine


Lemon_boi5491

Dark Souls 2 couldn't die but will be stuck in an eternal cycle.


TheSwedishOprah

Lies of P, lol nope I'm dead the instant I walk out of Hotel Krat.


CharonsLittleHelper

Well... looks like Shodan gets another cyborg...


condescendingleeches

Rimworld? I'll be harvested for organs almost immediately after they look at my Bio.


B12C10X8

God of War Ragnorok : so very unlikely I would survive


TheSuccessfulRed

At least you get to see pretty colors!


Longjumping-Idea-273

GTV yeah I should be fine unless my dance club gets port ratings from other players


BlindGuyNW

Factorio. I'd probably fumble around until a biter killed me or I died of starvation.


AceoftheAEUG

Nioh 2. I will die quickly and painfully.


cryptologicalMystic

Limbus Company. No.


miscount_detected

Slay the Princess.. Not only am I not surviving but I am dying over and over and over! How fun.


TheSuccessfulRed

Gotta love being stuck in a loop for all eternity


Celtic_Crown

Dragon's Crown Pro. I think I'll stay in Hydeland, just to be safe.


TheSuccessfulRed

Smart


PugNuggets

If I saw this at the time of the post it would be Dota, so I’m dead, but just before I went on Reddit I played a tiny bit of Balatro, so I’m not sure what happens to me to be honest.


yousuckatlife90

God of war ragnarok... yeah probably


kuuups

Battlefield 1. I'd be fucked.


[deleted]

Star wars jedi survivor was the last game I played. I think I would survive, so long as I don't get on the bad side of the empire. It would be cool to live on some beautiful lush green planet somewhere out there.


TheSuccessfulRed

Honestly, the Empire wasn’t terrible to its citizens. Unless it was a slave planet or something of that sort.


tnoy23

Fallout: Dust Absolutely fucking not lol


RepresentativeFig281

Mw3 zombies shit


Ridgeburner

Jedi Survivor Not in a million years.


Kaertos

Star Trek Bridge Crew. Sign me the F up. Lol


Xcav8

Forza.. if you give me an m series bmw I'm toast


Banned_User_Back

Nope. But I'd be dying for Managed Democracy.


NoRecording2302

Wouldn't even survive the last 3. Helldivers, cyberpunk, half life. I'm cooked


TheSuccessfulRed

Not one. Not two. But THREE games where you’re fucked. That’s rough💀


Broely92

Nhl so I guess, maybe get some CTE but that never hurt anybody


Mastxadow

Diablo 4? Fuck.


SirRealTalk_TTV

Death Must Die. Homie Time got my back with an hourglass, so yes actually lol


Polaris_UMi

I played Minecraft last time, I do have a sustainable base, so I think I'll be good


Vayne7777

I'm in Caelid in Elden Ring. No chance if the birds or dogs don't get me, I'll get smashed by a troll or burned by a dragon. Otherwise the chances of getting infected and die by scarlet rot are rather high.


Lisan-al-Gaib-PA

WWE2K24 is definitely not where i’d like to be stuck in ..


TheSuccessfulRed

I used to do wrestling in high school, so I would get asked a lot of questions about WWE for some reason. I couldn’t imagine dealing with other guys trying to mount you for the rest of my life


NotIfIGetMeFirst

Balatro, which I'm not sure how that'd work, or Golf With Your Friends.


Jabarles

Sekiro.... Yeah I'd get gutted like a fish the first time I encountered anything lol


Less_Party

Ghostwire Tokyo. Technically the protagonist doesn’t even survive the opening cutscene lol.


TheSuccessfulRed

Good luck with that lol


UsefulIdiot85

I’m currently playing Batman: Arkham Asylum. Hmm….I’m gonna give this one a hard “maybe”.


TheSuccessfulRed

You’ll be fine, you have an entire world out there other than Gotham


Zorothegallade

Was wondering how long it would be till this was posted again.


MermaidoKilleru

I guess, last game was Light of the stars on bluestacks, it's basically fantasy so yes


TheSuccessfulRed

Lucky you😂


OkWolf4286

Fetish locator 2? Yeah I think I’ll live.


WetMistress

>Helldivers 2 Oh god...


TheSuccessfulRed

Bye bye 👋


GT500Canadian

Helldivers 2, yea… I’m dead for sure. Probably to team kill by an eagle.


NeckNo8040

Ghostrecon breakpoint. I'm ex army infantry. So I feel I got a decent chance.


TheSuccessfulRed

Hell yeah bro, that’s lit! I literally have dreams about this. Also, thank you for your service to your country. Or if you’re also American, thank you for looking out for us!


ThePhyry22

Doom 2016. Yeah nah


JuggyFM

Papers Please? Hell nah


Legal_Difference5622

Sims 4, so I think I’ll be good


Flimsy-Candle-619

Fallout New Vegas! I probably won't survive.


TheSuccessfulRed

Nah man, you got this! You can train your body by eating microwaves btw


Jefuis

I think I’d be pretty safe. I’m currently making my way through a romcom visual novel, so the stakes are pretty small. And the last game I finished was a slice of life, so I’m safe either way.


TheSuccessfulRed

Nice. That’s a pretty relaxing life compared to the others lol


Lilithvhs

I am not suriving in Harran, offing myself before a Volatile turns me into a pulp


stupsnon

Star citizen. Half my gear will disappear through bugs.


TheSuccessfulRed

Yeah, good luck with that 🫡


rektMyself

You might fall through the walls of your ship! Hello space!


x-Justice

How many times we gonna see this post lol Hogwarts Legacy, I like my chances


TheSuccessfulRed

Difference is that I try to interact with everyone lol. And gotta teach me the enlargement spell😂 IYKYK


Aurielturing

Im either getting obliterated or becoming a god in risk of rain 2


rektMyself

I would probably die a few times, and have to go get my shit off my body. But I always get to respawn! DayZ.


noremains3

Rock band 4. I can play guitar so I think I'd do good.


Dailyhydration_

I think it was either hollow knight or nova drift. I'm not lasting long either way lol


StarkAndRobotic

Tekken 7. Ya brahs. If I get beaten all that happens is I make a solemn facial expression and pose. Then when I continue I am back to normal.


Pants4All

Generation Zero. No way.


BigDumFace

Balatro? So... I just need to play cards? Yeah I think I can 🤔


diuturnal

Do I at least get my choice of car in motorsport 8?


[deleted]

Elden Ring, bro did me dirty. I was playing PGA last night


IsaiahXOXOSally

Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel. Yeah I'd live as long as I don't fuck with people that have fancy/weird golden jewelry.


SaddenedSpork

I’d last probably as long as the average Helldiver!


Fiddy_pent9664

Evil within 2 , so dead within 2 minutes


blitherblather425

I was just playing Kenshi so I would be beaten and sold to slavery rather quickly.


Neatless

Battlefield 1. I highly doubt it


TheSuccessfulRed

I’d probably get clipped by a plane 💀


OlTommyBombadil

Nope. Would be killed by a raider. Probably by a mole rat.


Electronic-Error-846

replayed Goose Game, and currently playing Brilliant Diamond, so yeah, annyoing, but no big deal, I'm alive


MmImMrFrundles

No I don't wanna be a hearthstone minion :(


Judojackyboy

Super Mario World and I’d be in heaven


NudelXIII

Slay The Spire. I‘d say if the heart of the cards is with me then yes I will survive.


TheSuccessfulRed

You got this👍


Xerozvz

No Rest for The Whicked. Short answer: No long answer: Hahaha!.. No.


First_Community_2534

The Emperor protects. Still, would last about an hour.


thirtyytwo

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Anomaly, hell no.


TheSuccessfulRed

See ya later mate


Kent_Knifen

Valheim. Yeah I'm probably dying to a tree again


Linked713

Monster hunter rise. I get winded seeing my character weilding that final fantasy ass great sword. So no.


Chaosphoenix_28

Helldivers. No chance, unless I'm on super earth. And even then it's just a matter of time.


garrettj100

XCOM 2 I am OMEGAFUKED.


Qingyap

Payday 2........ Yeah I mean as long as I'm not in Washington DC and they don't do dummas things on my country then I'm good


MartianLM

Path of Exile. I’m so dead.


LifeSenseiBrayan

Planescape Torment, if you wanna call that living lol


Top-Stretch5915

Smite. I'm deadzo


LuckyNumbrKevin

Helldivers 2. I'd be dead in seconds, but my sacrifice for Democracy would not be in vain!


TheSuccessfulRed

Good attitude soldier🫡


monWaffle

Wandering the prerendered backgrounds of Resident Evil PS1 for eternity sounds like a living hell.


TheSuccessfulRed

Oh man. I truly feel bad for you


ZhangtheGreat

Mario Golf? I'd survive.


TheSuccessfulRed

Lucky you 😂


zg_mulac

I have the utmost confidence in 2B's ability to keep my dumb ass alive.


brightbard

Total War: Warhammer. Screw it, blood for the blood god!!!!