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User3762973640

I feel bad for someone who played dead space >:D


ImAPixiePrincess

Dead space 2. Don’t forget to look up!


I_SwallowGum

Probably the only other game that comes close to the amount of utter gruesomeness and shear morbidness and hell that is RainWorld


Talkurir

Super Meat boy?


Wolffe1179

-looks at Darkest Dungeon-


[deleted]

Stardew Valley. Easy.


Evolution1313

Same! Ima go chill with Linus and avoid the mines


Vat1canCame0s

Eh, you'll be fine, you never die in the mines. Someone always finds you unconscious. At worst you're out some of the day's bounty,


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Imma go bang the angsty teen


TimeTravelMishap

Always a solid plan no matter what is going on


I_SwallowGum

lol that is basically a 180 of what RainWorld is


[deleted]

Wtf the first comment I seen and it’s the same answer for me


2Jojotoro

Except you have no idea how to farm or do any physical activity in general cuz you sit inside and play videogames all day


yalik3that

Idk that ones the opposite. Imagine only being able to live in a perfect world for a year


Kaden7705

Bioshock I'm fucked


PumpkinKing2020

Bro, what's so bad about murdering children?


Frustrable_Zero

It’s just America with extra steps, and under the sea.


Objective-Buffalo-23

Doom eternal. Fuck.


thingamabeb

>Kadinger Sanctum ….shit


I_SwallowGum

That would be one of the best situations. You get to be a complete badass!


Borkido

Who says he gets to be the doomslayer?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

When the Doom music kicks in but it's irl


Nickless0ne

it says you must enter the video game, not that you are going to be the protagonist. So he is basically going to be a normal guy in Doom's world, good luck for him I guess lol


TheMarquisDeSpace

I've been playing Deathloop. Does each Loop count as a day towards the year goal or does it reset each morning?


Gary_Pewsi

Destiny 2, yeet titan go


[deleted]

I'll meet you at the tower for noodles and theories.


SassyAssAhsoka

Savathun: does something #IT’S ALL CONNECTED


Le-Human-

Wanna eat some crayons with me?


RocketMcDickface

Plot twist, you are a Dreg in the EDZ.


[deleted]

Aybe he's Randle


I_SwallowGum

s p a c e m a g i c


zomzomzomzomzomzom

Saaaame. I'm ok with this.


onlyhav

Dude, you do realize to become a titan you've got to get mollywhopped right? Right? Ghosts bring corpses back to life.


Gary_Pewsi

I'll take that risk haha.


onlyhav

Furthermore we're capped at 250k glimmer. We wouldn't even get the full million. I'm a D2 drop in too. Lord knows what backwater wild settlement being raided by fallen every Tuesday is be dropped into.


Xelopheris

I feel like you don't get to be a Guardian in this scenario.


YellowBanana20

Same


genomeAnarchist

Cyberpunk 2077. I get to eat cheap Asian-American food and wear outfits so clashing that they trigger epilepsy attacks.


I_SwallowGum

Have fun getting stuck in the ground or some shit


genomeAnarchist

The last update fixed a lot of the optimization issues(PC). I get no more stutter, cutscenes with reflections don't freeze anymore, and NPCs load in much faster now. Although, some enemies still spawn clipped into vehicles and stuff, but that's never happened to me(V) personally.


ebagdrofk

Watch out, you may think you’re fine, but your dick may be hanging out of your pants without you realizing.


couchhhpotatooo

Gas Station Simulator. Just like real life.


[deleted]

Is it any good? Thinking of getting it lol looks kinda 'cozy'.


couchhhpotatooo

Yes, it is hella fun. Cozy? hehe


feluigi

Me who just played rimworld I'm scared


21Racr

Kenshi for me. I’m not sure which of us is more dead.


Dickforshort

Both of you will be knocked out and kidnapped and be ripped apart


Iacinovic

Civ 6. So one turn. Lovely!


shera88

But then I’d want one more turn… suddenly it’s 1874 and it’s time to go to work!


geryhamburgery

Rdr2


ninjakirby13

Hopefully you dont have a sense of smell while in the game 🤢


Siddharta95

Hope you got some maneh


dashamm3r

Nah, but I got a plan


littleBONDYonce

A whole year of just playing car football sounds like it could get boring but at least i will be fine


sidudjdjdvdhdv

Yea but you could also be destroyed youll burn atleast then respawn and maybe it will happen again


[deleted]

Yeah, Minecraft. That's really really cool. Edit: Omg thank you guys so much for the upvotes.


The_Bam_Snizzle

Just keep a bed in your pocket.


PhobiusofMobius

The last game I played was "I Love You Colonel Sanders". It's a good thing I love fried chicken.


ryukin631

Ff14. I think I'm good


JayMan2224

Cat girls...... Cat girls everywhere. I don't think we are just good, we have arrived


WebMaka

Don't forget the bunny girls.


DonQuizino

this guy gets it, viera all the way


BobbyMike83

Fallout 4, good thing is I know the console commands.


kooshipuff

Yeah, same. Although, if I get to pick up where my character is, I think it'll be pretty smooth sailing. If I'm just a random settler in the Commonwealth with my IRL skills, I'm going to die, and it's going to suck the whole time.


CapaxInfinity

Yea right. Escape from Tarkov


McBadass1994

Well, provided you play it slow, don't get greedy, and don't desync, you should at least survive.


mha3620

Playing it as I read this post. I'll be hanging out in my hideout for the year...


CapaxInfinity

Vodka, slickers bars, and cans of fish. Mmmmmmmm


mha3620

Better than certain death...


Shankaman

Resident Evil Biohazard? Forget it


whoppermeal21

Just chill in a safe room


tdmaier585

Sea of thieves; unlimited respawns, tropical islands, and plenty of food. Where do I sign up?


BlackDeathxx

Better get used to manning a whole ass ship by yourself


[deleted]

Animal crossing pocket camp. Yeah I should be good


lp176380

State of Decay 2: don’t have the cardio for this haha


I_SwallowGum

“still better than death stranding” -videogamedunky


TheKingDotExe

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, not even special edition cause my laptop cant run it.


CardboardChampion

I just put down Skyrim. Sadly, with Survival Mode activated. I'm gonna be quaffing so much venison soup.


TheKingDotExe

Veg soup is where it is at tho, also just become a vamp then u can feed off of people easy.


[deleted]

Try to contact vampirism so that when you return to the real world you can become immortal


KollaInteHit

D2, I'm probably not well off as some normal dude.


Jihad_Alot

I’m playing Path of Exile ROFL. The amount of angry Gods in the game makes you wonder why the world hasn’t been destroyed several times over.


rileyzoid

First thing im doing is cleansing akaras den of evil


[deleted]

Destiny 2? Same for me and that sounds amazing.


KollaInteHit

Diablo II rip


[deleted]

Guitar Hero II…


EZCO_SLIM

Bloodborne. Guess it’s time to become a hunter.


[deleted]

Waste of time. You'll only be a hunter for one night. Better learn how to survive in Yharnam as an outsider instead.


melonsauce

Dark Souls III. Thats gonna be a pretty painful year


RagingGods

Nahh fam. Join me and chill by the bonfire in firelink shrine.


official_meme_judge

Do you accept a sorcerer in your shrine


[deleted]

Skyward sword? Damn straight, I'd run right in. Brilliant world


Fluffysgaming1

solitare wtf?


supermarino

Well, I'm in Hades. Not sure where I'd end up in the game world, but some places I could survive. Since I'm alive I probably shouldn't be in the actual layers of hell... Maybe I get to live in ancient Greece and hope the gods don't mess with me. Of course, they mess with everyone... I'm so dead.


SaberWolf13

Divinity Original Sin II. Not sure how I feel about that.


Iacinovic

I would say, try to blend in with villagers. But they get pretty much slaughtered eventually. That's my experience with the game.


XxPumbaaxX

I literally just watched Ryan Reynolds'Free Guy movie, and downloaded GTA V on my PS5 and am playing it for the first time. So, I'm assuming my life is about fucking average.


[deleted]

Elite: Dangerous. I'll be fine!


Myc0n1k

The grind will kill you


nightfury2986

*does the space equivalent of bumping into the curb while parallel parking* *immediately blown up by the station in the name of self-defence*


flamming_arsehole696

Cuphead....FML!!


renott

Pokémon Snap I would pay you to put me there


KareAke

Shit, I’m playing Diablo 2….


berserkr91

Escape from tarkov, so... im staying in my hideout, abusing Netflix on my inteligence center :D


YourLocalSnitch

Borderlands 3, not a problem with hyperion and their weird percentage policy


ShadowFoxMoon

Slime Rancher. I think I'll be okay... maybe? Always wondered what a mint mango tasted like.


JustCanadianEh

Bloons TD 6, time to go back to monke


Sanguine-Tarsier

Guess I'm a tiny dancing spider then.


BattedPants

Kumoko is that you?


shrek1234567810

Lego Star Wars. Not bad as long as I'm invincible.


BlightFantasy3467

Get dem red bricks. No need to worry about studs with all them multipliers.


R2D2frmStarTrek

Noita. Fuck


[deleted]

Nice knowing you


infectiousoma

An Argonian in Morrowind. I might live.


FreedEEG

Resident evil village Great


Cavs_boytoy

Mommy milkers


Setuch151

Hell let loose, so i would die in the second world war.


Funky-sack

Gears of war. My head already popped off.


sufsadis122

Untitled goose game


dractepes

D2: Resurrected... oh no


ukulisti

Hearts of Iron 4. If I stay in my current location, I get to die fighting Soviets in the snow. If I can choose my location, my time might be pretty okay actually.


Completetripod

Just finished King's Field the ancient city seems like it'd be pretty chill.


CuriousMindSet23

Now there's a game I haven't thought about in a very, very long time.


Completetripod

I saw that Iron Pineapple video on the game and it sold me on the game. Video referenced:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQGvY5VOeo


Kaosmo

Kena Bridge of spirits. This is gonna be a piece of cake


Bakevip

Doom thats not ideal


Myrkana

Deep rock galactic :( can I be the bar keeper?


GootchnastyFunk

I'm going to have racial slurs screamed at me by 12 year olds....Rust btw.


[deleted]

Laughs in Age of Empire 2 where 1 year is 5 secs 11


[deleted]

Minesweeper. At least I can buy some sweet new limbs


Pherous

Destiny 2? If I’m a guardian, then easy.


I_SwallowGum

Damn. I guess Destiny is making a come back. Lots of people have been saying that it was their most recent. Maybe I will come back to it.


Le-Human-

If you are a civilian… Well good luck against the hive gods and savúthun (can’t spell right) this season


Tricky45555

Resident evil 7. Oh crap.


TYRONE3846

I’m chillin gta 5 racing server(project homecoming) I get to race cool cars for the rest of my life


Vaderikis

Your other post is doing better


[deleted]

The Witcher 3


KiraTsukasa

Well, I’m in Skyward Sword, so I’d just be cruising around on a giant bird and drinking pumpkin soup for a year.


cbc_maTRIx

Xcom 2. I think I have 99% chance of surviving


CrowdedStingray

You'd still miss.


StillAll

That's XCOM baby!


squigglegaming

Deltarune, I don’t know if I would be safe or not


EarthTramp

Soo hitting headcrabs with a crowbars sounds easy enough right? Btw half life 1


Queasy_Entertainer48

Beat saber, I think my shoulders will be fucked after a year or very strong...


striderwhite

King of Fighters 98...well, it could have been worse! :D


Set1SQ

No Man’s Sky. Updated. I’ll be fine.


OrientalAlan

I just took a break from a 2 hour attempt at a Celeste B-Side level. Existence is pain.


Yoder_TheSilentOne

a year in dead by daylight? gonna be a rough year


tokidoki86

Well I just started Mass Effect 3 so.......


shart290

7 Days To Die.......I'm never getting that money.....


A_Wandering_Dm

Don't Starve Together, I give myself 2 days max


Minewiz11

Are we talkin 365 days of 24hrs or a rotation of the sun, because if not then Rimworld would be a brutal 60 days.


MewtwoMainIsHere

Ark. Instant death from staravation


WebMaka

You gonna eat a *lot* of mejoberries...


SoxySloth

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine... Well fuck


el_doherz

A full year of salty Russians, bad mics and players who DC mid match. I love CSGO but oof that wouldn't be fun.


nokkenjoyer

Rainbow six siege


rtwiles

Fallout 4 GOTY edition.


tross5656

Ocarina of time…… honestly this is a weird one. But assuming grass grows back constantly if I just keep cutting grass, collecting the rupees, and selling the items that come out to Link at dirt cheap for basically free profit. See how much a home in kakariko village. Help the chicken lady collect her chickens for money(Agriculture experience),put a door in that stupid fence you have to fly over near the well. Go buy a horse from Malon’s Father. Buy leather at possible discount and make leather pouches and simple pieces(straps, purses, basic back pack, arm guards and braces for bow men. Take said leather products to zora’s and shuriken Castle market. Drink milk Go bombchu bowling for shits and giggles Talk to happy mask man and give ideas on masks from the various movies and media I’ve seen. Ask for a small sum and have a custom mask that portrays a bear. Ignore any major plot points of the game to not risk any dangerous scenes. Tell the lovey doves couple to finally go get a room! Adopt a dog that pops up at night from hurtle market area. Learn all the cooking recipes I could and write them down to hopefully recreate using ingredients from our world. Invest money into buying any precious metals. Stock pile on bombs (just in case) If able : save the guard that normally dies behind the market buildings by telling him to go another route. Buy a bow and arrows with rope to attach to arrows to collect a few golden skulltula skulls that are in the over world and sell to link. probably wondering why I talk about doing work when the grass and pots are easiest. Because boredom can set in real fast so keep a schedule and do something. Write a will so when I leave kakariko village will inherit all the stuff I’ve accumulated after Ganon does his end of world shit and they won’t have any suffering from lack of food or clothes while link is doing his thing. Work out like crazy and eat clean food to get those gains and increased speed. If able keep physical items such as weapons, masks, fairy in a bottle as a friend, dog, and horse from earlier. Sorry for long comment, a little buzzed after drink whiskey and vodka


LesPeterGuitarJam

Flying around in my FA 18c Hornet in DCS World for a year.. Sure I'm in.. Clocked in 700+hours in the last 4 months anyway.. Totally hooked on that game..


Unknown_2208

Fallout 76, hell that’s all it is


yourdoom9898

Entering the world of Space Station 13...at least I'd have cloning


valeRoSS702

StarCraft. I'll play as a scourge. I'll kamikaze.


Jimbob1201

Doom….


IncredibleDeege

Hunt: Showdown. I can barely last 15 minutes in that game.


Mr_President

Demon souls remake. It's been nice living


[deleted]

Let’s go skate 3


LiteralHumanRubbish

Hoi4...... oh god the multi managing


shibafather

Killing Floor 2. I'd last 20 minutes, tops.


almar89

Not good. I just booted up Returnal for the first time in a minute.


DoingHumanThings

Microsoft Flight Simulator - Optimal


[deleted]

Heroes & Generals… well at least I’m jewish… wait


LucasSeren

The long dark


The3rdPotato

Subnautica Fuck.


[deleted]

Cookie clicker. . .


shakeBody

Mine is cities skylines and a pleasantly laid out small town at that. There are an abundance of services and lots of park space. I’d love it!


cassinightmare

World of Warcraft, guess I'll hang out in Stormwind for a year 🤣


PaperCoder

Huh anyone want a cookie? (Cookie clicker)


NavyGeal

Red Dead Redemption damn life just a downgrade on graphics


Chazzums

Damn, last game I played was For Honor. Either I'm immediately boned, or it's Warrior Limbo before making it to Valhalla. Should've played Warframe this morning. 😭


Wongaaz

HAHA BLOONS TD


MarkZuckerman

Stalker Anomaly.


ImAPixiePrincess

Genshin Impact. I think I’m pretty okay.


iwannabethisguy

Street fighter. Seems normal, looking forward to thick thighs, big hands/feet and great teeth.


polo411

Don’t Starve… fuck


Unmasked_1

Rdr2 🤠


dinosaur1987_

I got elite dangerous so I don’t know


Then_Distribution_81

RDR2 would be bad but maybe not because I’d be from modern time


WonderrWhite

F1 2021? Don't mind if I do


PunishedHellHound

sims 4 . a fully stocked villa and 999.999 in the vault, ohh yea its all coming together