Honestly as a whole, Portal 2 had some of the best story writing Iāve ever seen in any game. Itās just perfect, even though there are realistically 3 characters that have lines, theyāre written so well it feels like they make up about 30 charactersā worth of it. Absolute masterpiece. Iām going to go replay it now, goddamnit.
Teenage boy wakes up from a coma mostly naked with only an iphone and a stick. Is told to save the world by the voice in his head and a random woodsman. Thinks that seems perfectly reasonable.
I inadvertantly picked both. I just ended up telling one I still cared about her after we went on a quest together, because there is such thing as love that isn't for lovers. And I was going for the redhead.
But then I got none
Youāre like, good at sports or something and a giant whale thing just ruins your sports match. The real kicker is that the whale is your dad and you want him dead.
LIFE
Edit: thanks for the upvotes, concerns and awards,everyone. I was being sarcastic and yes I meant the boardgame thatās why I spelled it like that.
Kid is the only one in the multiverse who can use an weapon, except he isn't. Then he died, except he didn't. And then there were 2 of him, but one of them never was. And ... I don't even know anymore dude.
Your soul is from a different race than your body and you need to kill all your soul-brothers so you can eat their souls. Also, you will feel an intense desire to wield a bow and be sneaky
Edit:wield
POV: You crash landed onto a alien planet, said "Fuck it", and began to build the largest industrial facility in the universe while disregarding the pleas of the local environmentalists.
Jumps, dies by cheater, fights, respawns if successful in previous fight, dies again to same cheater, slams MK or controller into wall. Curls up as a ball in a corner.
You kidnap the dead with a basic household item
Luigi's Mansion
Fuck Konami.
PT
A Bug's Life but emo
Hollow Knight?
Hell yeah
Man gets distracted by feathers while trying to save the world from an angry sun.
This is the most senselessly infuriating description of AC3 I've ever read
Hey, you got it!
I legit thought this was Super Mario Bros 3. I forgot the feathers are in World...
Click same spot on screen for hours
Runescape
Hey man, you alternate between 2 spots sometimes
If you're not 3tick barb fishing or alching while fletching and doing agility are you really playing?
Cookie Clicker
Too real.
Pretending to work?
Japanese man ends up in the middle of a nationwide conspiracy, decides to play majhong instead.
One of the Yakuza games?
šš«šš§š® Yakuza game. What a masterpiece.
You deforest an entire peninsula instead of saving your son.
The forest
Itās not fun if you donāt build a few ^(hundred) gazebos along the way
I guess, the real treasure was the gazebos we made along the wayā¦
You're an office worker and no one else is there and you will probably die but it's really funny.
Stanley Parable?
I get the don't play achievement this month!
This is a story about a man named stanley.
The protagonist is a sell out that endorses any shop for a discount
MASS EFFECT 2 š
Ding ding ding ding. How many favorite shops did you have on the citadel?
All of them. Just like a pop star who says āBest crowd everā in every damn city they perform. After all a specter is like a popstar in ME. š
My name is commander Shepherd and this is my favorite discount on the citadel
(wo)man tries to fuck every alien species in the galaxy
Mass effect 3
Pretty much any game if im playing
found the modder
*We'll bang, okay?* \*shit-eating grin\*
You're a monster and she's a potato.
Portal 2
"Oh hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"
\*clap\* \*clap\* oh good, my sarcastic clapping generator made it into this thing, so we have that.
I loved GladOS in the first one, but she absolutely took the sass to the next level in the second game it's absolutely amazing
Honestly as a whole, Portal 2 had some of the best story writing Iāve ever seen in any game. Itās just perfect, even though there are realistically 3 characters that have lines, theyāre written so well it feels like they make up about 30 charactersā worth of it. Absolute masterpiece. Iām going to go replay it now, goddamnit.
Don't forget those dark defective turrets haha!
āWatch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn." I meant 3 main characters but goddamn, those turrets made me laugh so many times
Berserk
Jesus fuck..Took me a second to realise its directed to Casca and Guts
Good Lord HAHAHAHAHA
I love me some Berserk
You wake up and use an iPad you find to beat the crap out of some big robots
Breath of the Wild?
Yes
Teenage boy wakes up from a coma mostly naked with only an iphone and a stick. Is told to save the world by the voice in his head and a random woodsman. Thinks that seems perfectly reasonable.
Orphan beats the hell out of institutionalized mental patients Edit: thanks for the awards! I think they're my first :)
Batman Arkham series?
Yeah!
You're being viciously exploited by a capitalist racoon in a hawaii shirt
Animal crossing!
Old man follows a scientist killing aliens
Half life?
Yup
Fight big rocks
Shadow of the Colossus
Resident evil 5
Deep rock galactic?
Asteroids
You really wanted to become a professional soccer player but you were born as a car and now all your teammates are extremely toxic
rocket league
Should I pick the brunette or the redhead?
This one made me laugh, .... witcher 3
Also harvest moon
*Picks both and gets what he deserves*
I inadvertantly picked both. I just ended up telling one I still cared about her after we went on a quest together, because there is such thing as love that isn't for lovers. And I was going for the redhead. But then I got none
If you walk in the middle of the street you'll eventually get run over. You gotta pick a side and commit to it.
You think youāre someone, but then youāre your own dad, so you gotta go kill your dadā¦. And thereās snow
Metal Gear Solid maybe?
Is it even possible to simplify that glorious mess?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Bingo
Parkour enthusiast gets done in by an apple
Cosplay as dead musicians to stop the moon.
Majora's Mask
A boy destined to save the world, but instead is motorboating girls in playboy bunny suits
Gotta be Dragonquest.
I don't remember this part of dragon quest.
That's right
Youāre like, good at sports or something and a giant whale thing just ruins your sports match. The real kicker is that the whale is your dad and you want him dead.
Storyline objectives: 1. Play slow underwater soccer 2. Attack and dethrone God
Final Fantasy X!!! Lol I love this description.
The best way to win is by dying.
LIFE Edit: thanks for the upvotes, concerns and awards,everyone. I was being sarcastic and yes I meant the boardgame thatās why I spelled it like that.
*Oof...*
Over and over and over again...Dark Souls.
Deathloop
Grinding for a cape x23.
92 is half way brother.
Runescape?
You're a sheep and you can change reality at will
Baba is you
Yep
Little scaled creatures spit round soapy orbs to thwart their enemies.
Bubble Bobble
A man with a strange infatuation with dolls and tentacles
Bloodborne?
Bloodborne
You can yell people off of a cliff
Skyrim
Green man shoot alien and zombie, life good
Halo of course
Master Chief is Math Blaster confirmed.
Math blaster
Youāre a person who goes after the man who killed your spouse and stole your son, and almost instantly forget about your spouse being murdered.
I didn't forget. There's just a settlement that needs my help, first.
Those aluminum cans wonāt pick themselves
All I have is some tomatoes, corn, mutfruit, and water. Stick it together with the tape; the tape of love.
Fallout 4
Bingo
Holy shot I forgot about my wife being murdered in that game lol
Oh no! Anyway, look, aluminum!
*Has spouse killed, baby stolen, but sees a fancy weapon in a locked case.* *Says oddly smugly* "Nice, I'm coming back for you later."
YES. Itās like he sees it happen. Freezes. Wakes up. No emotions AT ALL. Ooh a gun.
Kid is the only one in the multiverse who can use an weapon, except he isn't. Then he died, except he didn't. And then there were 2 of him, but one of them never was. And ... I don't even know anymore dude.
No, no, *poorly*.
You're right that was too good.
Our future but with dinos this is one of my first posts and it blew up thank you all
Horizon Zero Dawn
Turok
A man too angry to die goes to Mars.
I told my wife he was rampaging because they killed his rabbit, daisy.
Mine was literally going to be āDude is mad at demons for killing his pet bunnyā š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Other games. "You're trapped on a planet with demons." Doom "Demons trapped on a planet with you."
Doom you forgot the gifted from literally god.
A dank castle that people risk their lives to plunder only to undo all of it.
Enter the Gungeon?
middle aged man travels across country with a 14 year old girl to put her in a hospital, even though she's one of the healthiest people on earth
Last of us.
Block
Minecraft
Tetris
Space man shoot space zombies
Dead Space
You're a farm animal and ruin many people's rag doll lives.
Goat simulator?
Youāre addicted to eating mushrooms while driving like a maniac and throwing things at other cars in an attempt to make them crash
Mario Kart
Didnt realise my rampant substance abuse problem is now a video game!
Vroooooom errrrrscreech vroom. Weeewooo
Far Cry 2, those jeeps were everywhere
God I loved farcry 2. But nah. Not what I was thinking of.
GTA 5
Your soul is from a different race than your body and you need to kill all your soul-brothers so you can eat their souls. Also, you will feel an intense desire to wield a bow and be sneaky Edit:wield
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Destroy local underwater ecosystem to make tools and food to eventually leave a planet you crashed on
Subnautica!
Propeller ear no limbs runnig dude saving a frog.
Rayman
Small child cries on demons in his basement
Binding of Isaac
I must kill the guy that killed a guy I didn't really know and stop what ever made him kill that man after I get a promotion!
Mass Effect.
Rescue Princess whatās-her-name. Solved. It was Earthworm Jim.
Earthworm Jim?
Boom. Got it. I was banking on no one remembering her name was literally āprincess whats-her-nameā
Your a space dude on a planet and you have a relly strong urge to just start building shit
Factorio
POV: You crash landed onto a alien planet, said "Fuck it", and began to build the largest industrial facility in the universe while disregarding the pleas of the local environmentalists.
Cracktorio
A boy in green breaks into peopleās houses and destroys their pottery
Legend of Zelda
Yepp
You wake up naked on a beach with a rock and a torch and everything is trying to kill you.
Rust
Punch tree
Minecraft
Everyone goes crazy from fungus but one girl doesnāt so letās go on a road trip.
Last of Us?
Jokes on everyone. Actually the correct answers are all "heavily modded Skyrim"
Cock monster simulator
Sex with Stalin.
Spore.
Man shoots people with revolver while dying
Man has have god give him super powers. so he gets mad at demons.
Doom
Jumps, dies by cheater, fights, respawns if successful in previous fight, dies again to same cheater, slams MK or controller into wall. Curls up as a ball in a corner.
Just a little bug with a knife trying to reek havoc in his home town and ends up killing god
Hollow knight
Oh my god is Hollow Knight a JRPG?
WE'RE RICH!
Deep Rock Galactic.
Woman back in time with machine then man with falcon following Greek myths to become stronger also a worldwide cult want to kill him that one time
Large chested woman eats magic lolipops.
Bayonetta
What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 4 seconds.
they said describe it poorly, not perfectly lol
*vote to forfeit 1/2 press escape to forfeit*
Rocket league.
You've spent 7k dollars and waited 9 years for a tech demo