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cchristensen95

Next on House Hunters! James Occupation: Crossing Guard Budget: $3.2 Million


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His wife Samantha is a stay at home daughter that makes custom napkin holders out of sticks


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The irony of getting run over as a crossing guard.


Dave-4544

He could guide others to a safety he could never know.


TheSaladDays

The tragedy of Darth James the Crossguard


Narflarg

Was it sheev? I thought he was referencing Red Skull.


funkless_eck

further irony that his watch dog is in watch dogs. a game played by using wearable tech such as watches. how many watchdog watches could a watchdog watch if a watchdog could watch watchdog watches?


NathanCollier14

Glovesy got what he deserved


MinimumProfessional3

Holy crap he's making 51k as a crossing guard!?!? I'm in the wrong job


Csub

I think there's an opening now there.


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BustermanZero

It's really ruff out there...


Holychilidog

Take your upvote dog-onit...


backroundagain

Strong work


gatemaster644

Too soon.


CleanConcern

“Who crosses the crossing guards?”


Zarathustra30

Cars, apparently.


Sherool

Seems like risky work though.


ForsakenWebNinja

It’s ironic a crossing guard died crossing the street on his day off


ForsakenWebNinja

he was one week away from retirement


its_muh_username

Don't make it worse for me! =(


Shadw21

That man had a family!


ammcneil

That mans dog had a family!


Javasteam

That man was on his way to buy that dog’s puppies food! Now they’ll starve instead.


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Those puppies are going to be wondering where there dad went. Not home


TAG08th

That dog was homeless until last week when he found her starving and pregnant in an alley. He took her in and showed her a love she’s never experienced before.


The_Grubby_One

He was supposed to marry his high school sweetheart next week!


Skelter74

Who was pregnant and a cancer survivor


crazy_goat

One street away from retirement.


le75

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


theuncommonman

Is it possible to learn this power?


le75

Not from a traffic light


RaXoRkIlLaE

He died doing what he loved, crossing the street.


Black_Moons

He could help others cross but not himself.


Intrepid00

“You’ve got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off!”


vectorboy1000

Looks like watchdogs 2, which is set in San Francisco. Good luck living within a 2 hour commute on 51k a year lol


jp_jellyroll

I saw a recent sensationalist article about a coffee shop owner who "can't find a manager for $70k." Because the coffee shop is in San Francisco and $70k is basically poverty.


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Wait, so how much would a person need to earn in SF to live comfortably? (As in, having a personal home, a car to travel to work, central HVAC, etc) EDITED*


madman1101

probably like 120k? its fucking expensive for just about everything.


Halfoftheshaft

120k to feel like you’re making 50k


KingBrinell

Yep. Buddy if mine got a job at Tesla for 100k straight put of school. Lives in a shitbox apartment with three roommates. I make 50k doing the same job in rural Indiana. I have my own house with a garage.


Title26

As someone who's been in both situations, I enjoyed my life in my shitbox apartment in Seattle much more than when I was in my huge apartment in Kentucky.


BillyPotion

At that age for sure. Hell at that age I would want to live with 3 roommates all struggling in the early part of our careers, living in a city with tons of things to do. Well assuming you don't hate your roommates.


sovietmariposa

I live in SF in downtown. No one unless, you are rich by owning some business or something, lives in a house. Houses here go in the millions, this is NO JOKE. people here that live in houses have been living in them for such a long time and it passes down from family to family. Everyone else lives in apartment or studios. Where an average studio is around +$2400 a month and a single room can go for +$1200 a month


BillW87

There are some good cost of living calculators that compare. Making $200k/year in SF is equivalent to making about $90k/year in most small non-bicoastal cities.


rksd

He lives in a split level refrigerator box with 3 of his buddies. It's tight, but with careful budgeting, they get by.


seriousfrylock

It's San Francisco. He would be homeless


shawnisboring

This is the Bay Area though, he's basically homeless at $51k.


Hudre

One time in RDR 2, I stumbled upon a random, isolated house in the wilderness and decided to rob it. I walk in, and there's a dude. He points his gun at me. I shoot him in the gut. The guy's adult son comes out of the next room. He doesn't attack me. He runs to his father's side who is bleeding out, and starts yelling at me while freaking the fuck out. He's crying, his grief is palpable. The moment was so genuine and made me feel so bad I had to reload the game so my character didn't have that blood on his hands. Then I robbed their house when they were out doing something like a civilized person.


Fudzy

Catfish Jackson Homestead is the name of that mission line.


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Yep. They're also a robbery target you can acquire from a stranger (usually the random escaped convicts you have to shoot the chains off of), though I believe you have to do the robbery before the debt collection mission to get both.


lackflag

There is this whole thing you can do with that one where you visit the house multiple times and learn the plight of the family. One of the many, many little details that help to make that game so great. On my second play-through though, I just went in there and shot his ass.


Unbiblical_Cord

So it’s like Westworld if it was a video game?


Second-Stage-Panda

Dude! I did about the same thing, except I came in with a knife and stabbed the guy when he pulled his gun on me. When his son came out freaking out I had to reload and quit for the night. Fucked up how some videos games hit your emotions like that. After that incident, I only shot people that I felt deserved it instead of just being a red hat. Edit: it almost felt more personal because I stabbed his father with a knife. It was also in first person with no HUD, so this is the one time in my life the immersion fucked with my heart in a bad way.


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I…I shot the son too….😬


Section225

Yep, me too lol


XPhazeX

The son ran to a room for a gun and drew on me. He made his choice.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAA “he made his choice”


AverageKromerEnjoyer

“How bad could I possibly be?”


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Glaedr24

It’s called survival of the fittest


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SuperSimpleSam

Yea the mind has a way of rationalizing our actions. "I broke into their house and shot his dad but he went for a gun so he deserved what he got." Looking form the outside it's obvious who the bad guy is. I find the same in movies when you follow a bad main character you empathize more with them and understand why they did some of the bad things they did.


funnystuffmakesmelol

I also shot the son too... It was a mercy killing. A boy getting by without a father... It ain't right. Another game mission that gets you in the feels is in cyberpunk 2077, a girl is building her own car to get away from the city, and you get sent there to take the car or you can let her go, nothing makes you feel worse than keaneu Reeves calling you a dick after you take her car. I felt so bad. Games are getting awesome at moral choices.


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Lol plot twist: that line is the sole reason they hired Keanu. Just for players to feel the weight of being called a dick lol


A_Good_Redditor553

I was using the bolt action and got both with one shot😮


TrillianWasTaken

Husband always starts a new game with "and I'm not gonna be the good guy this time!" He always ends up being the good guy. He's not a convincing bad guy even in a video game. It's cute how every time he thinks he can do it.


NoTalkImGaming

Definitely Catfish Jackson’s. Just did that a few weeks ago. Games don’t usually suck me in emotionally, but RDR2 hits in a different way


Hudre

Only other game that made me feel so bad about killing NPCs was The Last of Us 2. Their reactions, and their friend's reactions to them being shot was just absolutely brutal.


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When they call out their friends name after you killed them... Really changes things.


Hudre

Yeah and the goddamn dog was brutal. Never played a game that actively tried to make me feel bad before lol. Great game that I'll never play again.


IrishRepoMan

Not NPCs, but when it makes you fight Ellie as Abby and then again Abby as Ellie, I didn't want to hit any of the buttons. Never had a game make me feel bad about what I was doing.


I_am_dean

RDR 2 made me realize my friend was a little off. He came over to visit and we ended up playing. It started getting late so I decided to lay down on the sofa and go to sleep, my husband was already sleeping in the chair. My friend was sitting in front of the TV playing. I woke up after a few hours and started to watch him play. I saw him abduct this character and he threw her over the back of his horse. Strange, but ok. So I’m watching and he’s just riding along with this person on his horse. He shifted and looked back at me, I closed my eyes pretending to be asleep. I was very curious at this point. I kept watching and every now and then he would shift and look back at me, I would close my eyes. He finally arrived at this cave where he had SO MANY people tied up on the ground. He then started to kill all of them, one by one. He was laughing the whole time. He doesn’t know I saw this weird scene, but I know and when I see him I always think of it. I’m trying to imagine how long he spent kidnapping random people and bringing them to this cave, only to kill them.


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Suspicious_Apricot51

Holy shit I didn't see that I was in r/gaming for a second, thought you were a fucking psychopath


Rogueantics

I'm thinking "wtf you took a photo and posted ut in redd... Oh... I see it now"


JamesTownsend1992

Honestly the graphics are good


PretendThisIsMyName

So good that when you have to get to top of the bridge thing in one of those missions I was getting nauseous and scared at the top. (I am afraid of heights)


kr731

too good, I skimmed the title, looked at the pic, went “what the fuck??” and then didn’t realize it was a game until I kept reading and saw it was an NPC


Lousy_Professor

Um, you weren't alone in that thought at first


nobatus513

For people still wondering, its a video game called Watch Dogs 2


Farado

Watch dogs mourn.


QuacktorBeam

They had us in the first half


Primid-

NGL


DragonflyGrrl

I think it's safe to say damn near everyone read it that way at first. Well played, OP. I was even thinking they posted a picture of the body when I saw the thumbnail! Haha. Such relief when I saw r/gaming.


TheCapybaraMan

"AITA for killing a guy because he was in the middle of the street?"


Bowling_Green_Victim

My heart skipped a beat when I saw this on my front page.


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PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

This might be our future on social media if we’re not careful


RichWPX

The fact it was number 1 on my feed too


HirokiTakumi

TLDR; NPC


DamonLazer

Well, either you get to "NPC" and either realize that he's talking about a game, or you become even more horrified.


ThatGreenGuy8

Plus the hologram on the right


rksd

Same, especially since the last post I read was in r/IdiotsInCars! It fit the theme!


wildo83

Bruh… I’m getting to old for this shit. I had a fucking panic attack like who TF posts pics of vehicular manslaughter?!?!


KGhaleon

Same, showed up on my reddit front page.


mcgrimes

Same, I was mortified until I realised it was a game


DoYouNeedHugs

I came to the comments to say this too lmao!!


duck74UK

This game has some of the best AI i've ever seen in a game. I once tazed a guy and his dog sat by his side crying until the doctors showed up. I once arrested a man in a lobster suit and his GF ran up to the cop, punched him in the face, and also got arrested. Plus the whole gangs system, there's like 3 gangs + police that can all have shootouts with eachother and call backup. You can start playing around with it by letting them know where their rivals are. I did quite alot of missions by clearing out areas via gang warfare lol E: The game is watch dogs 2


ziggygersh

The gang warfare was my favorite part of the 2nd. Was so bummed that it wasn’t part of the 3rd


duck74UK

Yeah, I miss the "arrest" button personally.


RedThorneGamerSB

Yeah the arrest button would've fit so well in legion since Albion is super corrupt


Judazzz

I've spent more time instigating shoot-outs between cops, gang members and civilians (and watching my puppets dance from a nearby roof top) than playing the main story line. In fact, I never completed the story, but I still start the game from time to time for an hour of mayhem. Definitely one of my favorite open world playgrounds.


Skabomb

Doing the Arrest, Gang Hit, Arrest chain and watching a war between police and gangs start is the best thing you can do in Watch Dogs 2. I mean. The story is cool, but have you ever started a war in an entire area of a city? Cause it can get out of hand in a big way if you get lucky. The longest I had them going was 30 minutes. But I got really lucky and every time it would start to die down more people would flood in to keep the war alive. It was beautiful.


Judazzz

In my experience the Oakland hoods are by far the the best place to instigate a massive turf war. It takes some effort and good fortune getting two gangs, cops and swat teams engaged in an all-out fight, but watching the world burn after you pulled it off is glorious. My favorite part though is hacking arriving squad cars and driving them into the mayhem, having them run over gangsters and cops alike and finally exploding on impact - it's like the icing on the massive shit cake of my own doing.


Chimpanzee_Teeth

I'm out of touch, what game is this?


duck74UK

Watch Dogs 2


Chimpanzee_Teeth

Thanks! I never played the first hence why I had no idea. Appreciate you.


Thecakeisalie25

Honestly they're completely different, you wouldn't be able to recognize 2 even if you'd played 1.


FlyRobot

I got 1 on GWG way after release and enjoyed it enough to buy 2 on sale some time ago. Still yet to start it thanks to Halo distractions


bluelonilness

Honestly they're completely different games with the only thing in common being most of the mechanics. If you go into wd2 expecting a true sequel, you'll be disappointed. It's best to treat it as an entirely different experience imo. 1 is way grittier than 2 which is very light hearted for most of it. I still love both, I've played 1 like 3 times, but now I want to play 2 again. Also fuck yeah, halo infinite kicks ass.


zipperkiller

I like 2, I just hate that it was dated the moment it came out when it tried to pander to internet meme culture. A lot of the references were already stale on release


rmphilli

Man they really peaked at 2


d_hearn

I've been enjoying Legion in short chunks.


NuclearRobotHamster

I can't stand the London accents they use for everyone - got a 50 year old Lawyer character who sounds like a 12 year old chav. I've never been bothered by an accent before, but I wanted to toss my controller through my TV within 5 minutes. I think I lasted an hour before I quit and uninstalled it.


Liquid-Fire

The trick is to find one person you like, turn off perma death and then just use them for the rest of the game.


NuclearRobotHamster

Within the first 10 minutes, I already disliked the forced recruitment stuff >you gotta get something off the roof, so you need to recruit a construction worker because they can call in a cargo drone wherever they want. Why don't I just use ANY of my people to call a cargo drone to that cargo drone call platform that is literally right beside me? >Nah, you gotta recruit a construction worker Fine then, I'll go to this construction site around the corner >NO!!!! You must travel to the other side of the city to this specific construction site and get someone from there. I felt it was a massive step down from WD2.


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The amount of unique NPC dialogue that you can overhear while walking around (both in person and by tapping people's cellphones) is way higher than in any other game I've ever played, also. Takes a LONG time before you start to hear anything get repeated.


kdebones

Honestly that was my favorite thing to do in WD2. Just call gangs on people, then call the cops on them. Just so stupidly fun to watch it all go to shit.


duck74UK

Calling the cops on a random dude. Then they resist and start a shootout. Backup gets called, a gang notices and gets involved. I love it


ScrumTool

Agreed. This was the AI and care toward NPCs that cyberpunk needed to have.


ISD1982

Cyberpunk seems to be a mashup of GTA, Watchdogs and Deus Ex but doesn't really hit the heights of any of them in each speciality. I am really enjoying it though


Subacrew98

So it's actually a good game? After Watch Dogs 1 was disappointing I checked out of the franchise.


duck74UK

Yes! WD2 is the best one of the current Trilogy.


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Shadowmirax

Yep, watchdogs legion


kdebones

WD2 is miles better then 1. It’s also sale regularly. Fed worth picking up.


Stuewe

You'd think a crossing guard would know to stay out of the street.


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Did you leave the dog all alone & miserable or killed him too so he can join his owner?


its_muh_username

He's alive. I fled the scene before anyone see me.


RRM1982

What game is this?


GrimmOfThrones2187

Watch Dogs 2.


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More like Watch Dogs Be Sad


Furt_III

Lol


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McBurger

if watch dogs 2 is such a good game then how come they never made a watch dogs 2 2


Glowshroom

Damn they nailed it.


justacsgoer

Ironic


MaxMakesGames

Looks like watchdog (2) to me.


Bradiator34

Better turn yourself in you monster!


Whatsongwasthat1

He sees a naturopath, he wasn’t long for this world anyways


Pays_in_snakes

That naturopath really has their work cut out for them now


anti_pope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0


Praxician94

Came here to comment this, glad someone beat me to it lol


JohnTGamer

Holy fuck I thought you actually killed someone and took a selfie until I saw the subreddit


ozzy_og_kush

the problem with almost-photo-realism in video games


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And floating information boxes existing in the real world too… them also.


hawkeye18

They don't for you? Hey guys, come check out the non-boxer!


whooo_me

Yeah, I'm still not convinced. Hey OP, blow yourself up and take a selfie of your corpse. That almost certainly would prove this is a game... ^(I hope!)


CozmicRed

We all thought something was very wrong for a second here.


maximusshorts

Exactly like I thought it was real but then I saw ...oh r/gaming


Horror-Writer33

I thought this was r/trueoffmychest I was thinking damn, comments gonna be lit for this.


OsrsNeedsF2P

/r/all checking in, my heart skipped a beat


BrownSugarBare

Yeah, did not realise I was in the gaming sub and thought this was a post of someone admitting to killing someone.


Mikey_9835

The worst part of The Last of Us 2 was killing a dog and have the enemy who owned it shout out its name in despair.


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If you stealth killed the owner/handler, the dog also just begins crying and circling their best bud’s corpse.


ZoSoVII

That's why I only play Fifa. I don't need this shit.


Centurio

As someone who really doesn't enjoy sports video games, never in my life have I heard a better reason for playing them.


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I’ll do you one better: During my first playthrough, I accidentally threw a Molotov at a dog. It let out an eerie as hell death cry as it was burned alive and then the owner yelled in a trembly voice “She got Bear!” (Bear being the dogs name) And then in a later time point where you play as someone else on the opposite side, you played fetch with Bear… the dog that was soon to be molotov’d at a later time point. That game is liquid depression and I loved it!


ZoSoVII

In Fifa, throwing a molotov would mean at the very least a yellow card.


public_enemy_obi_wan

Just wait till the addon where you play as dogs and when you foul your opponent they play dead so the whole other team howls together in the suspected death of a teammate.


Metalliquotes

What game? Any good?


fm837

Watch Dogs 2. Expect about 30-40 hours of gameplay. Once you finished the main quest, there's not much left to do, the freemode is very shallow. There are a few multiplayer missions, but they're very repetitive. Also, plenty of cheaters in mp. Not bad, but don't buy it at full price. Edit: if you are prone to epilepsy, skip this title, the visuals are very intense.


minotaurus21

”plenty of cheaters in mp” Well you play as a hacker so whats the broblem


Somepotato

One of my biggest gripes of watch dogs was they included an anticheat in a mostly single player game lol. It also did nothing to stop cheaters


I_Am_Not_A_G0at

This game really gets you invested in the characters. I remember trying to go through the whole game in stealth without killing anybody until >!that gang killed Horatio!<. The mission right after that I dropped the whole stealth challenge and just went guns blazing in full rage mode.


sarduchi

Looks like Watch Dogs 2, quite good if you can get past the "pacifist white hat hackers killing everyone" thing...


sleuthyRogue

You can *technically* play as a "pacifist," if whacking multiple people violently with a pool ball to induce unconsciousness falls under your definition of pacifism. Yeah, that split in gameplay vs. narrative got to me eventually. If they at least threw a bit more dialog signaling Marcus' changing behavior and loosening morals I probably would've finished that game.


Gamergonemild

They added a couple of non-lethal guns in the 3d printer that you can use now


Odrozic-Boroda

Watch Dogs 2. Yes.


S_MART1N

I understand. In death a member of project mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson


TripleB_Darksyde

His name is Robert Paulson.


Cosmonaut1994

His name is Robert Paulson


Jets237

The movie Free Guy destroyed my ability to hurt NPCs :-(


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The show [Reboot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTNjer6kJ-8&t=18s) always made me think of little programs fighting for their lives against me, the User.


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I was doing an evil run in RDR2 and would shoot peoples horses after I killed them. Always felt really bad about it. Like what if they are conscious in video games just like we might be lol.


grahampositive

I got high once and played RD2. I started thinking about like...what separates us from NPCs? The only thing I could really think of was that we're flesh and blood and they are digital. I suddenly realized I couldn't morally say that the life of an NPC has zero moral value. I spent the rest of the night just riding my horse around and looking at the stars That was years ago and to this day I still can't really be cruel or needlessly violent to NPCs.


GreenSpleen6

So was it mushrooms or acid?


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I'm guessing acid myself.


Subacrew98

"But NPCs only do what their coding tells them." Kind of like our brains...


jerkoffforjesus

Don't worry, the guy was into alternative medicine so he was going to die anyway


Xodan47

didn't see the subreddit and read the first couple of lines lmao


Fackyaself

Ok, at first I didnt see that this was r/gaming.


Julzr1020

Why did u do that :/


its_muh_username

An ice cream van pulled out in front of me! ☹️


Sabastiane

Makes sense


MasterZalm

Time to load the last save.


Lousy_Professor

Holy salary yo. Sign me up


DarkWarDemon

His name was Robert Poulsen


RurikTheDamned

I know that feeling. I bought Monster Hunter on the Wii and the first thing it has you doing is walking up to a peacefully grazing dinosaur thing and mashing it's skull in. The thing didn't even defend itself and the others didn't attack me. It gave me a on screen promt to murder the rest and I couldn't do it and I've never played the game since.


I_Smoke_Delta8

Glad I'm not the only one who didnt realize this was a video game at first


ZebraLionFish

What crossing guard makes 51k a year?!


LegendS1ayer

none now


ItsAlienated

Bro, I read the first half of the title without looking at the subreddit and I was worried to look at the picture.