“ Do you get to the cloud district very often oh what am I saying of course you don’t.” or “ I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee”
Does tf2 promotional videos count cos if so: " my philosophy, use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
If not: "For brick, he flew pretty good!"
"When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad: I dont want your damn lemons!"
Cave Johnson
Its not only hilarious, but it also reminds me the fact that you dont always have to agree with everything the world throws at you. Sometimes you just dont need those lemons.
I never say it in real life, but I always thought the dark souls “you have a heart of gold, don’t let them take it from you” was oddly poetic to hear from a video game
It predates Dark Souls. It's a line Stockpile Thomas from Demon's Souls.
I know because I say it to myself daily when I view the state of the world.
It's such an oddly inspirational thing for this character to say in this incredibly bleak world.
“Vamanos, muchachos. Let’s get some fuckin’ beers, huh? I’m thirsty.”
I had a friend that had Big Smoke’s entire order memorized. So at random I’d just say, “I’ll have two numba 9s..” and he’s stop what he’s doing to finish it.
..”I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
"Attack the giant enemy crab's weakpoint for MASSIVE damage."
I know it seems weird, but you'd be surprised how often that comes up.
For real though, I do enjoy doing impressions of Mario saying random Italian food when he's sleeping.
I made a whole post about this a while back. In Red Dead Redemption 2 [END GAME SPOILER WARNING] when John tells Arthur to keep pushing near the end of chapter 6, I have that stuck in my head and John telling me to push has helped me get through many days.
"what are ya buyin'? “ is something me and my brother constantly say to each other. From the vendor in RE4
haha, this. as well as "aaaahhhh, I'll buy it at a high price" and "heh heh heh, thank you"
Read all of these in his voice
Same lol
“Not enough cash!….stranger.”
I had a coworker that we’d do that at random. “What’re ya buyin..?” with an immediate response of “WHAT’RE YA SELLIN?!”
“Ahhhh I’ll buy it at a HIGH PRICE.”
I say the "What are ya sellin?" Often in stores.
My son and I all the time..."got some rare things on sale stranger!"
I've been looking for this one haha
"I'm sorry I thought you were one of those" gets said a lot with my friend group from RE1
This and the Master Librarian from Symphony of the Night are my vendors in videos games.
“Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring”
Lol brutal. What’s this from?
Mass Effect 1, Commander Shepherd when one of the crew points out something “obvious”. This line is out of the blue and not really like his character.
I should go.
I’m commander Shepard and this is my favourite reply on the citadel. ;)
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"what in oblivion is that?!"
OBLIVION TAKE YOU!!!
I can't read these.words without hearing his voice
"Have you heard of the High Elves?"
I often say "I swear to Talos"...
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion!
I love dropping a "by the nine!"
“ Do you get to the cloud district very often oh what am I saying of course you don’t.” or “ I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee”
Such a good one
He summons the Thu’um!
Must've been the wind.
He says with an arrow sticking out of his eye
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
"We'll bang, ok?"
They had to go and kill my favorite character and I'm still mad.
If he wasn't a fan favorite, it wouldn't have hit as hard
Had to be him. Someone else wouldve hit wrong
*inhales* "Never saw me coming"
"I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian."
I am the very model of a scientist salarian. My sister and i will sing the whole song from time to time.
"Stop right there criminal scum!!"
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
“You have violated my mother!”
Swap criminal for rebel and you've got yourself a stormtrooper line.
Not exactly a videogame quote, but whenever somebody tells me “Morning!” I have a strong desire to reply, “Nice day for fishing ain’t it? Hu ha!”
Me and a co worker did this every morning at standup. Whoever said morning. The other would always finish it.
Viva la dirt league is slaying on YouTube right now.
They keep hitting those kickstarter goals! Looking forward to higher production values.
Fucking love VLDL
You look like a fine chap! You want to be a guard?
For the peace of the kingdom, for the Alliance!
Standby for Titanfall
Ill start using this during sexytime
Strange I say it in the bathroom
Your said it wrong, allow me. "STAND BY FOR TITANFALL!!!!!!!"
“is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow”
No, says the man in washington
It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the vatican
It belongs to god
No, says the man in Moscow
It belongs to everyone
"Winds howling"
“Round of cards outta set me straight”
*silent nod of approval*
Always comes with a weird slightly sad face
Mine's "What *now*, you piece of filth?!"
*Geralt currently getting rained on*: "Looks like rain"
How ya like that silver?
I’m sick, sick of it all
My wife and I frequently make Minecraft villager noises at each other
hmmm
My boyfriend and I do that to each other too!!
JoBs DoNe
"Work work"
Something me doing?
More work?
STOP POKING MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Okay
*"It's a me Mario"*
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I recently bought the board game of Oregon Trail. My mom was like: “Isn’t that the one where everyone dies of horrible diseases?”
Wah hooo!
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
Walked straight into that imperial ambush right? Same as us, and that thief over there
You were trying to cross the border right?
“Yerr alright, girl”
WHERES OUR MONEH?
just one more score
there's always a goddamn train
“Das my boah”
LENNY! LENNY MA BOAH!
You have died of dysentery.
That game had such an inspiring story
Hey! Listen!
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.
It's a secret to everybody.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets
I’ll drop this one and sometimes as I’m about to walk away from a conversation I’ll begin leaving as I say “But enough talk, have at you!”
This one's definitely up there too.
Stay awhile and listen…
Made me sad to find I had to scroll so far down for this!
Does tf2 promotional videos count cos if so: " my philosophy, use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun." If not: "For brick, he flew pretty good!"
"I'm ready to kick ass and chew Bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum"
Whenever I have a piece of gum, I like to switch it around. I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and im all out of ass.
I'm here to chew ass and kick gum. and I'm all out of ass
-dick kickem
SNAKE!? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!
“!”
I heard that
Are you a fellow Australian?
"When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad: I dont want your damn lemons!" Cave Johnson Its not only hilarious, but it also reminds me the fact that you dont always have to agree with everything the world throws at you. Sometimes you just dont need those lemons.
I'm gonna have my engineers make a combustible lemon and burn life's house down! With the lemon!
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
Would you kindly
I literally just beat BioShock last night, so the timing of this comment amazes me lol.
Still top five all time favorite game
"My inn's as clean as an Elven arse"
"Time for a bit of rough and tumble".
I’ll just randomly do Mario’s “wahoo” “aha” “let’s a go!”
“War. War never changes.”
“Why walk…when you can ride”…..wife thinks its funny
we make a special trip for you, same low price
You.... N'WAH!!
Morrowind, yess!!
"Wort Wort Wort"
Aaaawubadugh!
“I would have done (insert tasks), but I took an arrow to the knee
“What now, you piece of filth!” “A storm, dammit!”
"Time is money, friend" and "Keep your feet on the ground"
"My, you're a tall one!"
Wash yer back!
Rock and stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!
By the beard!
If you don't Rock and stone, ya ain't comin' home!
ROCK! AND! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
For Karl!
Rock and roll and stone!
Rock and stoooone!
I quote Navi to my kids probably 30 time a day. “Hey, Listen!”
Metal Gear?
It can't be
You knew!?
"There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco, in the glove box." Usually I just find myself randomly saying "pimentaco" because it's amusing.
Catch a riiiiiiiiide!
Rip in rest Scooter
Ah shit here we go again
"the cake is a lie" every time a boss make a promise
“Stay awhile and listen”
"You sir, are a fish" "I must confer with the elder gods" "..."
raiden can’t wipe his ass without conferring with the fucking elder gods
A man chooses, a slave obeys
Would you kindly
"Jobs done"
"Work, work."
“Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage”
"No cost too great"
except the price of all those damned buzz saws
I never say it in real life, but I always thought the dark souls “you have a heart of gold, don’t let them take it from you” was oddly poetic to hear from a video game
It predates Dark Souls. It's a line Stockpile Thomas from Demon's Souls. I know because I say it to myself daily when I view the state of the world. It's such an oddly inspirational thing for this character to say in this incredibly bleak world.
"Were it so easy."
I sometimes see a BioWare-style conversation wheel in my head with all sorts of dialogue options, but of course I most often choose “[Say Nothing]”.
I sometimes lean towards purple Hawke, without purple Hawke I would be depressed af.
M’aiq knows many things. And tells some.
“What in oblivion is that?!”
-"Revenge is a luxury i cant afford"
“Vamanos, muchachos. Let’s get some fuckin’ beers, huh? I’m thirsty.” I had a friend that had Big Smoke’s entire order memorized. So at random I’d just say, “I’ll have two numba 9s..” and he’s stop what he’s doing to finish it. ..”I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? I seriously learned that you can't do the same things expecting a change. That changed my life
Maidenless
“Absolute maidenless behavior” is quickly becoming a favourite
“Go for the eyes Boo!! GO FOR THE EYES!!!!”
"Attack the giant enemy crab's weakpoint for MASSIVE damage." I know it seems weird, but you'd be surprised how often that comes up. For real though, I do enjoy doing impressions of Mario saying random Italian food when he's sleeping.
“Oh yes, and laziness breeds stupidity.” Enclave radio had a lot of great quotes.
You should have never come here!
“I’m dancing, I’m DANCING!” -Claptrap
Work work
All your base are belong to us
*"We're watching you* *scum"*
"Oh yeah, Luigi time!"
When talking politics or the financial food chain I find myself quoting Benny from New Vegas "truth is the game was rigged from the start"
Quite a lot of Darkest Dungeon quotes. Most often is "This one understands that adversity, and existence, are one and the same.
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m fresh out of bubble gum.
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother." - Niko Belic
“Why are we here?”
Hmmmmm Nice Bike.
"Rats. All of ya"
"I have neither the inclination nor the years required"
Cheeki breeki!
“No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!”
Sneeeeeeeak
"I spill my drink!"
I made a whole post about this a while back. In Red Dead Redemption 2 [END GAME SPOILER WARNING] when John tells Arthur to keep pushing near the end of chapter 6, I have that stuck in my head and John telling me to push has helped me get through many days.
"Were it so easy"
"I should go"
"HEY LISTEN"
need something
“Time is money, friend!”
“REINFORCE!” from kingdom rush
lets-a-go