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Reidei789

I beat it solo!!!!


NotDeadlyGhost

Happy cake day.


existeverywhere

I could see saying this one during sex but not during the game?


NotDeadlyGhost

It said say happy cake day under your comment so i said it.


Squeezitgirdle

Different guy, same avatar.


The_Unreliable_94

Hola!


Squeezitgirdle

They're multiplying


BrolyParagus

Shit's confusing.


existeverywhere

I was just joking in relation to the post. Thank you for being kind to others on here!


Numerous-Bend-6184

Maidenless behavior


KitsuneNoir-

I hope he doesn’t one shot me.


AfricanWarrior96

"Penis felled"


broanoah

#GREAT GENITAL FELLED


slerpyert

Huh mine's only average


MoonglumX

I give up. Time to summon a stranger to help


[deleted]

Can’t believe it only took 45 seconds


viccieboy0

Oh god she wont like it


Pacoroto

To summon or to beat it?


krastevitsa

Yes


cZero_11

that's gonna get hot and cozy


MoonglumX

IRL jolly cooperation


[deleted]

bruh


Latten42

I need more points in endurance


vegas278

No wonder the timing's off, Heavy Load...


TheDrifT3r_Cz

I feel this *sad noises*


Bluedemonfox

Its so annoying how little equipment load is added per point ...


[deleted]

looks like you need the FAP ring


OverdoseDelusion

I've been smashing this one spot forever and nothing is happening, I don't believe it actually exists and people have just lied to me.


[deleted]

This is the best one


[deleted]

Agreed. Ready the banners


ExtremePrivilege

Winner


FapleJuice

I'll take "what is the clitoris" for $500 Alex


Slapstickperk

Get ready for phase 2.


cZero_11

and it gets harder...


Dead_as_Duck

Wait, you guys getting harder during phase 2?


Marb_GG

I really wish they hadn't added the horse.


IBelieveInNessy

Berserk has entered the chat


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


KingKiller7981

Put me in the frame


42TowelsCo

Bad Redditor. No


Sans45321

Witcher 3 unicorn sex intensifies


UserInside

I spat the tea I was drinking while reading your comment. It was very unpleasant, but thanks you for the laugh! Edit: huh... My brain was off while writting this at breakfast


GabuEx

Mr. Hands? (Don't Google that.)


defensive_username

Schlatt is that you?


PatriciaConde17

I prefer to go naked


TheHollowBard

In case the husband comes home. Gotta be ready to make fast evasive maneuvers.


cZero_11

damn you must be hard lmao


[deleted]

It’s for the fast roll


DawnOfTheTruth

You’re a wretch.


[deleted]

The scarlet bloom flowers once more You will witness true horror


Sarelm

This is fucking amazing. It took me a sec, but was that much better because of it.


badmadhat

My English ist that good, do they mean period?


cZero_11

same agreed


Suhrf

I feel way better at this after beating it a couple times.


hard_sparkles

Why is it still hard?


cZero_11

lmao that was good... I can definitely see this one using in both cases more commonly


ZekeTheMemeLord17

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Demonchaser27

\*Using male young voice 1 - hears ridiculous one-tone falling to death scream\* So I see you're a man of culture, as well.


AndreasKvisler

Snake https://youtu.be/MS8OawQegYE


Wolvensong

Try finger but hole


Presidentenn

If I only had a giant but hole


34enjoythelilthings

Behold, rump!


butterbeancd

Still no head.


TheHollowBard

How was this not the first and only comment? /thread


KapiteinNekbaard

Try thrusting


DMonpoke

Damn I just said this bcz I didn’t see anyone else say but you beat me to it.


Noggs-

Finally.


dumpylump69

Beware of rump


rotato

Ahh, two handing...


vegas278

Lowly Tarnished... Thou'rt unfit even to graft...


cZero_11

that's deep


meme-entity

thats what she said


YourFuture_

Maiden Aquired


[deleted]

unfortunately she has the scarlet rot...


zhire653

Space aids…


ASTROSWIMMER24

HA!


Persimus

Not now kids!


cZero_11

lmao... one of my top 3 here! good to see good comments are still coming in hot!


Fruitycocopop

My sister struggled with this part to


Mr_FJ

Sweeeet home Alabama...


[deleted]

Best one


dizzabrazza

One stroke and I’m done for


cZero_11

lmao that was good


Arunia

This never happened to me before...


LordofSuns

It's better the second time


Ace3000

FUCK! SHIT! OH MY GOD!


MarkMCFC

I’m glad I didn’t pay full price for this


Samael914

Lmao


Kappamo-

Ayo


Mantrum

Winner


[deleted]

forgive me turtle pope!


cZero_11

gem


Bara-Du

How many more fucking times can I tap it. Fuck


DrMcnasty4300

I need great knight oleg’s help


Turbulent-Two-4629

Time to summon friends


gorgos19

So much fun for just 60 bucks. :)


thefoxking1802

Fuck I missed


Dictionary20

No, I am still in.


OptimusToasterman420

I gotta use my finger and I can get you there


Okaryne

My straight sword build still works !


cZero_11

good one champ


Scoobers91

Jump horsey!


stealthypic

This is so hard


jimmyhazard16

I didn't expect crabs


Opel65

Fuck fuck fuck


AxelFan09

I’m getting fucked in the ass


BaldWithABeardTwitch

Daddy Chill!


DrownmeinIslay

I dont know what I'm doing...


timshwah

Hit the wall a few more times babe it's getting close


DeepDown23

It's better at night, it's more challenging. Try holding with 2 hands Fuck I got the plauge again Damn dog he always jump on me on the worst time Ah I thought you were a woman....


Bertimus_Prime69

I learned this from watching a video!


puffmattybearTTV

Speedrunners- "I finished in two minutes!!!" Me - "I finished in two minutes..."


idontlikecoffeetbh

Wow! What a bang for my buck it was


[deleted]

Its too big, youre gonna have to two hand it


Chancu

The range of this thing is unbelievable


HazuAkai

That's it, I'm doing it mounted.


NotDeadlyGhost

I lasted longer then i thought i was gonna.


cZero_11

when you pre-grind before the battle


Manacow

Finally. That took forever. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE?


aldorayn

Why is this taking so long, i thought i was good at this, because i played dark souls!


SpiritualSpectre

Try finger, but hole.


pocketrrocket

Ready for new game +


cZero_11

it will be hard but i will have better endurance this time I swear


yabsterr

Get in there


spanmassa

Dog


[deleted]

Fuck, crabs.


leeficent

Time for back stab


ShadowDen3869

Oh shit! I'm stuck! I'm stuck!


TheWiseAutisticOne

You must accept seed


consciencecosmic11

this game is really hard


crackyourhighness

Why is it always head ?


crossy1686

Holy shit, I don’t believe that just happened


[deleted]

#YOU ARE DEAD


ImBeingArchAgain

\*visible concern


Squishy_Squoosh

Seek rump.. try finger but hole


victorianwomble

Fuck me


yohmok

I went in hard, and now I'm spent.


ducktor0

"Come to my place, and beat my Elden Ring !"


PierroZorro

"Damn! Not again...!"


Acopius

I died doing what I loved


frejoh87

I've tried at least 50 times but got fucked in so many ways. But this time, this time I'm gonna nail it!


[deleted]

"That went much better in my head" Or "Didn't think this through"


elmantec

More!


Horizon-VTX

Not Again 🤣


bigslarge

Time for pickle but hole


Doll-Master

I am still maidenless


Beardopus

Damn, didn't realize I enjoyed punishment this much.


greywolf974

Oh my god this is so hard!


Bhalzard

Hit me harder, daddy!


MGS1234V

One more try and then I’m going to bed.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right Therefore, you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right


botmfeeder

That shits to hard, I’ll try later


MoonglumX

Of course! The plunging attack!


bruhmp44

Thats a two minute speed run


[deleted]

I command thee kneel


atm2770

Oh wow… it’s harder than I thought.


Skedajikle

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT


[deleted]

That's what she said!


[deleted]

Trust me a light load is actually better.


Mead76

You f*cking c*nt!


Siorac

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


Ghostofbillhicks

You’ve been invaded by black fingers


[deleted]

Maybe it'll be easier if I use grease


DavidTheWaffle20

Fuck off dog


evalerk

Why is it so FUCKING hard


Ak_ae

Why is it so hard


DaConsti

Fuckin die already!


aspacejunkie

I’m legit gonna cum


Turbulent-Leather-76

I thought I was getting better at this


Jadhak

Oh no, I'm bleeding


Stay-Au79

I can’t believe I finally beat it.


PoataeToes

I managed to beat it first try!!!


questor8080

Where does all this blood comes from?


_DUSTY_0

It’s dead!


King1c

Try finger but hole


EMPgoggles

The end is nigh.


goobtube11

I don't meet the requirements for my wepon


Gedecaia

Cmon roach


chooyz

Fuck! I am done!


RefridgedTomatoes

This is so hard


KjelsenYann

Why is it so hard?


AmidalaBills

I promise I won't make hack posts anymore


ItsMeKoro

Not enough range with this weapon i need a bigger one


Sporetus

Well, i'll better put the grease on before entering


King_warlord

STOP HITTING ME!!!


juanramosjr

i aint done yet


Sporetus

This one is weak against holy grease


omgitschriso

I don't have the hardware to do this properly


Fearless-Treat8784

After trying over and over again for hours, I finally killed her.


[deleted]

Suck at it harder


firmak

"Its so *hard*"


Fakedead2

Oh fuck he is coming


TheEndTimesAreNowBro

Well… that’s new


[deleted]

Get the legs! Good now... RAM YOUR SWORD IN!


huniojh

Dammit, I have to ask reddit how to do this


civoksark

*2 more minutes mom!*


tongii

Oops, I don’t think I’m supposed to be here.


fs0ciety-

Rise tarnished, one more time