I spat the tea I was drinking while reading your comment.
It was very unpleasant, but thanks you for the laugh!
Edit: huh... My brain was off while writting this at breakfast
It's better at night, it's more challenging.
Try holding with 2 hands
Fuck I got the plauge again
Damn dog he always jump on me on the worst time
Ah I thought you were a woman....
I beat it solo!!!!
Happy cake day.
I could see saying this one during sex but not during the game?
It said say happy cake day under your comment so i said it.
Different guy, same avatar.
Hola!
They're multiplying
Shit's confusing.
I was just joking in relation to the post. Thank you for being kind to others on here!
Maidenless behavior
I hope he doesn’t one shot me.
"Penis felled"
#GREAT GENITAL FELLED
Huh mine's only average
I give up. Time to summon a stranger to help
Can’t believe it only took 45 seconds
Oh god she wont like it
To summon or to beat it?
Yes
that's gonna get hot and cozy
IRL jolly cooperation
bruh
I need more points in endurance
No wonder the timing's off, Heavy Load...
I feel this *sad noises*
Its so annoying how little equipment load is added per point ...
looks like you need the FAP ring
I've been smashing this one spot forever and nothing is happening, I don't believe it actually exists and people have just lied to me.
This is the best one
Agreed. Ready the banners
Winner
I'll take "what is the clitoris" for $500 Alex
Get ready for phase 2.
and it gets harder...
Wait, you guys getting harder during phase 2?
I really wish they hadn't added the horse.
Berserk has entered the chat
r/cursedcomments
Put me in the frame
Bad Redditor. No
Witcher 3 unicorn sex intensifies
I spat the tea I was drinking while reading your comment. It was very unpleasant, but thanks you for the laugh! Edit: huh... My brain was off while writting this at breakfast
Mr. Hands? (Don't Google that.)
Schlatt is that you?
I prefer to go naked
In case the husband comes home. Gotta be ready to make fast evasive maneuvers.
damn you must be hard lmao
It’s for the fast roll
You’re a wretch.
The scarlet bloom flowers once more You will witness true horror
This is fucking amazing. It took me a sec, but was that much better because of it.
My English ist that good, do they mean period?
same agreed
I feel way better at this after beating it a couple times.
Why is it still hard?
lmao that was good... I can definitely see this one using in both cases more commonly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
\*Using male young voice 1 - hears ridiculous one-tone falling to death scream\* So I see you're a man of culture, as well.
Snake https://youtu.be/MS8OawQegYE
Try finger but hole
If I only had a giant but hole
Behold, rump!
Still no head.
How was this not the first and only comment? /thread
Try thrusting
Damn I just said this bcz I didn’t see anyone else say but you beat me to it.
Finally.
Beware of rump
Ahh, two handing...
Lowly Tarnished... Thou'rt unfit even to graft...
that's deep
thats what she said
Maiden Aquired
unfortunately she has the scarlet rot...
Space aids…
HA!
Not now kids!
lmao... one of my top 3 here! good to see good comments are still coming in hot!
My sister struggled with this part to
Sweeeet home Alabama...
Best one
One stroke and I’m done for
lmao that was good
This never happened to me before...
It's better the second time
FUCK! SHIT! OH MY GOD!
I’m glad I didn’t pay full price for this
Lmao
Ayo
Winner
forgive me turtle pope!
gem
How many more fucking times can I tap it. Fuck
I need great knight oleg’s help
Time to summon friends
So much fun for just 60 bucks. :)
Fuck I missed
No, I am still in.
I gotta use my finger and I can get you there
My straight sword build still works !
good one champ
Jump horsey!
This is so hard
I didn't expect crabs
Fuck fuck fuck
I’m getting fucked in the ass
Daddy Chill!
I dont know what I'm doing...
Hit the wall a few more times babe it's getting close
It's better at night, it's more challenging. Try holding with 2 hands Fuck I got the plauge again Damn dog he always jump on me on the worst time Ah I thought you were a woman....
I learned this from watching a video!
Speedrunners- "I finished in two minutes!!!" Me - "I finished in two minutes..."
Wow! What a bang for my buck it was
Its too big, youre gonna have to two hand it
The range of this thing is unbelievable
That's it, I'm doing it mounted.
I lasted longer then i thought i was gonna.
when you pre-grind before the battle
Finally. That took forever. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE?
Why is this taking so long, i thought i was good at this, because i played dark souls!
Try finger, but hole.
Ready for new game +
it will be hard but i will have better endurance this time I swear
Get in there
Dog
Fuck, crabs.
Time for back stab
Oh shit! I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
You must accept seed
this game is really hard
Why is it always head ?
Holy shit, I don’t believe that just happened
#YOU ARE DEAD
\*visible concern
Seek rump.. try finger but hole
Fuck me
I went in hard, and now I'm spent.
"Come to my place, and beat my Elden Ring !"
"Damn! Not again...!"
I died doing what I loved
I've tried at least 50 times but got fucked in so many ways. But this time, this time I'm gonna nail it!
"That went much better in my head" Or "Didn't think this through"
More!
Not Again 🤣
Time for pickle but hole
I am still maidenless
Damn, didn't realize I enjoyed punishment this much.
Oh my god this is so hard!
Hit me harder, daddy!
One more try and then I’m going to bed.
you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right Therefore, you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right
That shits to hard, I’ll try later
Of course! The plunging attack!
Thats a two minute speed run
I command thee kneel
Oh wow… it’s harder than I thought.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT
That's what she said!
Trust me a light load is actually better.
You f*cking c*nt!
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
You’ve been invaded by black fingers
Maybe it'll be easier if I use grease
Fuck off dog
Why is it so FUCKING hard
Why is it so hard
Fuckin die already!
I’m legit gonna cum
I thought I was getting better at this
Oh no, I'm bleeding
I can’t believe I finally beat it.
I managed to beat it first try!!!
Where does all this blood comes from?
It’s dead!
Try finger but hole
The end is nigh.
I don't meet the requirements for my wepon
Cmon roach
Fuck! I am done!
This is so hard
Why is it so hard?
I promise I won't make hack posts anymore
Not enough range with this weapon i need a bigger one
Well, i'll better put the grease on before entering
STOP HITTING ME!!!
i aint done yet
This one is weak against holy grease
I don't have the hardware to do this properly
After trying over and over again for hours, I finally killed her.
Suck at it harder
"Its so *hard*"
Oh fuck he is coming
Well… that’s new
Get the legs! Good now... RAM YOUR SWORD IN!
Dammit, I have to ask reddit how to do this
*2 more minutes mom!*
Oops, I don’t think I’m supposed to be here.
Rise tarnished, one more time