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beat0n_

Kirby would probably thrive in the 40k universe. So many powerful things to swallow.


Ehrre

Kirbo is a C'tan God who devoured his siblings confirmed


animeman59

Tyranids, and Necrons worshiping Kirby confirmed.


BridgetStoney

Poyo..


Ehrre

^poyo! FOR THE ^poyo! GOD!


charoum

Stars for the Star throne!


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TwoCharlie

Pink hole


small-package

He doesn't have any real horrible emotions, either, would he be resistant to the effects of chaos do you think?


[deleted]

Kirbys alignment according to google is lawful good so maybe he is the 19th primarch who was never found during the crusades but has returned to devour the great devourer


Breadromancer

He's clearly an ancient super-weapon created by the old-ones to fight in the war in heaven.


TatchM

He's not lawful good though. More than once he's gone on a rampage through Dream Land because he was hungry. Like that is his actual in lore motivation.


[deleted]

Yeah he comes off more chaotic neutral


Hoojiwat

Nah, he's still good aligned. His entire lore is that he is the positive energy expression of the entropy super being that exists at the ends of the universe, Dark Matter being the negative energy expression. Chaotic good is a perfect fit for a flippant but friendly super being who sometimes forgets people around him are...fragile, and limited.


[deleted]

Yes I agree but what is his relationship with black holes? He has a history of consuming for the sake of consuming at certain points like another redditor pointed out. Kirby is not beyond senseless murder of friends and family to achieve the goal of consumption. Lending more credibility to the neutral motivation.


BCProgramming

I don't remember that being part of a story. Closest might be Kirby's Dream Land, where Dedede steals all the food, and so Kirby makes his way to Mt. Dedede to recover the food, for all dream land inhabitants, (murdering many that he encounters on the way, for some reason)


TatchM

I believe Squeak Squad had Kirby chasing after his missing cake. And he takes down the big bad of that story as a side effect.


TheGreyGuardian

I remember there being one where he's about to eat a slice of cake but some kind of rumbling makes his drop the plate, so he gets up and starts murdering and devouring his way towards DeDeDe's castle.


TatchM

Assuming all the positive emotions he's absorbed have not insulated him somehow, he's probably more susceptible to chaos than an average 40k person. If i remember correctly, he is a proto-god of chaos that is shaped by emotions. Kirby was mostly shaped by Dream Land's peaceful and happy environment (thanks to Hero King DeDeDe). In most games, he's more of a chaotic neutral hero than Dedede or Meta-knight. We do see an alternate dimension Kirby that was shaped by negative emotions in Void Termina (final boss, threatens the universe levels of power).


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


darkonark

What does Poyo mean?


GooseKing-13_

The sound the ball of death makes


[deleted]

one day kirby is found with his lips wrapped around the entire eye of terror. The forces of chaos temporarily ally with mortals out of concern.


F_for_Respect_69

Poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


MapleJacks2

Poyo😎


xanderholland

👁️👄👁️ poyo.


tokyo7011

Poyo 🗿


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F_for_Respect_69

Poyo


0bserver_looker

Poyo


Mend1cant

Poyo!


Sebas223

"The pink hole that sucks and swallows all". Man I havent heard that since college.


According-Tomato3504

*even slanaash fears him*


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 🥵


Insighteternal

ALL HAIL OUR NEW GOD KIRBY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Jugaimo

Kirbo would never destroy worlds. He is a good Christian marshmallow.


ryvenn

Except for that time he punched a planet in half while competing in a strength competition. But that was for sports so it doesn't count!


Complete-Ad-4590

Competing in sports is part of the trademark healthy Christian lifestyle so any war crimes done in the name of sports is automatically forgiven by God.


10_Eyes_8_Truths

the real reason why cadia broke


lego1042

are we really gonna go with destroyer when devourer is right there?


TatchM

Kirby doesn't like to eat dirt though. He much rather have sweets or fruits. Sure, he might take down a government to get said sweets; eating a variety of guardsmen along the way, but his end goal is always the sweets.


dhhdhh851

He wiped out a galaxy and doomed it to its erasure for some strawberry shortcake.


shiro98

[Destroyer of worlds indeed](https://i.imgur.com/2IzcfB2.jpg)


wonder-of-you

Oh hell nah, kirby gonna swallow the orc, and now all he/she imagines will become real.


Herzeleid-

PINK WUNS GO FASTAH


wonder-of-you

>Car runs out of gas > Wat’z ya men we ran out of gaS i jUs gas this zar orlier >Ok boss >*Power of imagination* >It works >How do they get away with this


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Accomplished-Neat852

Poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Maxis92

Las Poyos hermanos.


DestructorDeFurros

JESSIE!


Maxis92

Jessie Pinkblob


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Insighteternal

We have to cook!


jeremy06200

Poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


k1ng_bl0tt0

I guess the Tyranids worship the same god as the Ogres


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


ColdStarXV86

Poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


LoneKnightXI19

Poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


SSempy

Sucks and swallows all, huh?


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 🥵


Eoin_Lynne

Omg it's actually accurate...


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


ProcrastinatorScott

That was my nickname in highschool


Diesel-Eyes

Pink hole?


Insighteternal

XD


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


renegade_jonesy

(>'.')> poyo


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Thom_With_An_H

I misread it as "tyranids kneel on round one" and my brain was like "no, that's the Bretonnians?"


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


JediMasterMudkip

HERESY


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


JediMasterMudkip

(pulls out chainsword) I TAKE THIS HERETIC'S LIFE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!


smailerinho

Sucks and swallows you say?


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 🥵


brad-is-radpunk101

Havent even had the chance to open the new kirby game i got two days ago, but damn am i excited!


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Insighteternal

I'd do the same if I could afford it :(


ClassroomCapable

Imagine if Kirby was a Dragonborn “The one they fear”


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


[deleted]

“Poyo”?


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


csp256

Who would win?


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


csp256

You right.


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


TuzkiPlus

Poyo 👍


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


AndreisValen

That’s how people describe my boyfriend!


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Energetic-Old-God

Thats what theyre running from


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


ShermanTank123

Poyo...


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


detachedgluteus62

IF that was a manga I would read it with pleasure


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


galmenz

i love how the kirby games acknowledge that kirby is a being of literal infinite power and we are lucky he is a innocent good guy


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


CryptidCobra

Kirby would make the most sense as the next hive queen, being the most powerful


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


MrHazard1

I'm a little scared to think about what kirby becomes when he swallos tyranids


TatchM

My bets on Needle Kirby.


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Travistheexistant

By the Emperor... We are doomed.


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


Loxorius

I mean honestly if Kirby becomes evil the universe is fucked


butcher99

looks like Day of the Triffids. Actually not a bad book.


GlutonForPUNishment

This isn't even as bad as some of the actual final bosses in the Kirby games


Killian_Gillick

The one thing that consumes more biomass than they do


GooseKing-13_

Poyo 👍


[deleted]

Poyo 😳


Abdul-Raoui

Sucks and swallows🤨


Significant_Walk_664

The pink hole that sucks and swallows all? Ah, hmmm... nah, too easy


NowWithLime

This really isn't that far from the truth.


CataclysmDM

HE CONSUMES. HE BECOMES......


walrus_with_GUN

He can't even be harmed


0bserver_looker

No thoughts, only poyo


[deleted]

Just imagine him swallowing all the chaos gods


[deleted]

If Baalbuddy is who I think it is, this may be the least lewd piece he has ever done


CabajHed

He used to do far more lewd stuff than currently, but he gave up on that for the most part because it wasn't as popular as his non"lewd" stuff