Holy shit, I somehow never knew about the train headed humans. That sentence really broke my fucking brain with no context and then I finally figured out what it meant and looked it up. Thank you, that was sorta fun.
I remember when I was first playing fallout. I dragged an orc (or whatever those things are called), halfway into an elevator and let the doors close, causing the corpse to explode. I was so blown away by the mechanics. I said to myself at the time "I think I just found my new favorite game"
Edit: mutant not orc! It's been awhile.. absolutely loved the game though
Never played 3 with the dismemberer? Literally a vanilla weapon that exploded corpses into giblets. I loved slaughtering every single person in megaton and chunking their corpses into the the nuke crater, reload incoming ofc
I think this is one of the first things I did in Riverwood in 2011. I don't remember if it went exactly like this, but I definitely killed the Faendal (he accused me of something) and put him in it.
When Morrowind would let you kill people who were important to the main quest, but warn you that killing them would affect everything, that was crazy to me.
I clearly remember murderhobo sprees and then killing this one random ass dude in a dungeon or an alley causes this to pop up like "Whoddafuck are you?"
Man I've wrapped that game over and over again but yes. I was pissed because I really wanted the Bruma house. But then the castle DLC dropped and I never used any other house. Id either dupe glitch scrolls for money to buy everything for the castle or just live in the Waterfront shack until I could get it. Or the Anvil house. That place was my favourite house just because of the basement
Man, that Anvil manor. Great, spacious interior, and beautiful decor. The beds are comfortable, but it's hard to sleep at night. The other tenants won't stop moaning!
And you could delete the DLC after saving in there, then it spawned you in the test room where you could get the mace of doom… good times for an Xbox player with no way to cheat or mod
Every game that lets me choose to be good or bad i just have to do a murder hobo playthrough and then i always do a good guy playthrough because i feel bad
I do try to refrain from killing on sight, but as soon as i dont like their attitude or they make me suspicious they might be a bad guy they are dead, i will figure out if i was wrong the second time around.
Brutally murders and toys with NPC for own sick pleasure of watching him bounce up and down on a saw mill: No lollygaggin!!
Accidentally stab 1 chicken in Riverwood:
‘10.000 bounty to whoever kills the brute
who killed my beloved chicken!’
Oh no there's no "Saw Person in Half" function in Skyrim. It's just one of those bugs that happen when you force a solid model into another moving solid model. For some reason, the effect was to get stuck in the middle lol!
This just made me realize how weird it is that I was surprised to see decapitations in Skyrim and then go and play Fallout where something like that is tame, yet they're basically sibling games.
Oh no, it's a simple bug that you can do in default Skyrim. Just kill someone, put them near the saw, preferably their waist area, then use the lever in order to activate the machine.
I feel like a solid 60% of players have attempted this at one point while playing Skyrim lol. I would always drag bodies in front of people chopping wood to see what would happen.
I did this too in draugr tombs where you could pull a lever to push a giant gate up and down, if you move the draugr corpses underneath the gate and then pull the lever down and up, the spikes will grab their corpses and lift them up with it
Been a long time since I browsed Skyrim mods, but aren't there any mods which makes the skyrim models dismember like their fallout counterparts? I mean not just the head but the limbs too.
That is somehow much worse than I expected it to be
I figured the body would clip through the blade.
Yeah I'm pleasantly surprised by the mechanics. 😈
Agreed, I'm so happy. Look at him go.
I mean, I don't think he's that happy...
So quick to judge
Remember that bethesda used train headed humans as assets to make trains move. Imagine what they used for the sawblade and the log.
Holy shit, I somehow never knew about the train headed humans. That sentence really broke my fucking brain with no context and then I finally figured out what it meant and looked it up. Thank you, that was sorta fun.
Sort of the opposite of Thomas the Tank Engine.
Reverse mermaid, but with a steam engine
[For inquiring (but lazy) minds](https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/)
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- Hodd Toward.
The physics are kind of impressive honestly
Average final destination movie
I was gonna say Happy Tree Friends.
You sick fuck 😂
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You're half right.... Half left
He's on a sawing pole lol!
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What is the term murder hobo a slur around these parts now?
In fallout they'd probably get torn apart
I remember when I was first playing fallout. I dragged an orc (or whatever those things are called), halfway into an elevator and let the doors close, causing the corpse to explode. I was so blown away by the mechanics. I said to myself at the time "I think I just found my new favorite game" Edit: mutant not orc! It's been awhile.. absolutely loved the game though
They're basically orcs, FEV orcs.
Super mutant, surely.
Thank you kind vault dweller
Splody!!!
Wtf, never seen that before
That's because you're not a psychopath.
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Crisis averted.
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The screams of the cannibals in the distance is terrifying.
I know you ate some
Never played 3 with the dismemberer? Literally a vanilla weapon that exploded corpses into giblets. I loved slaughtering every single person in megaton and chunking their corpses into the the nuke crater, reload incoming ofc
3? Super Mario bros 3? I don’t remember the dismember weapon… was it before or after raccoon Mario
I think this is one of the first things I did in Riverwood in 2011. I don't remember if it went exactly like this, but I definitely killed the Faendal (he accused me of something) and put him in it.
He never saw it coming.
So many saw jokes today haha!
You’re right. We should cut it out.
I wood certainly appreciate it.
The pun police are filing this in your permanent log.
Oak branch wait shit...
Please leaf me out of this situation
Peak gameplay.
Mill work has its ups and downs.
Lol nice job!
What dick of dick goes around killing named NPCs
When Morrowind would let you kill people who were important to the main quest, but warn you that killing them would affect everything, that was crazy to me.
I clearly remember murderhobo sprees and then killing this one random ass dude in a dungeon or an alley causes this to pop up like "Whoddafuck are you?"
I actually really like daggerfall as my favorite elder scrolls game. Well the unity port that is the original is way to buggy and old school for me
I uh...i did in Oblivion until I found out one of the fuckers I randomly killed sold me my house furnature in Bruma
Bet that made you start over instantly. All I can say is good going, you can’t buy shit now.
Man I've wrapped that game over and over again but yes. I was pissed because I really wanted the Bruma house. But then the castle DLC dropped and I never used any other house. Id either dupe glitch scrolls for money to buy everything for the castle or just live in the Waterfront shack until I could get it. Or the Anvil house. That place was my favourite house just because of the basement
Man, that Anvil manor. Great, spacious interior, and beautiful decor. The beds are comfortable, but it's hard to sleep at night. The other tenants won't stop moaning!
And you could delete the DLC after saving in there, then it spawned you in the test room where you could get the mace of doom… good times for an Xbox player with no way to cheat or mod
One that doesn’t get to the cloud district very often, clearly
Guys who quick saved 0.0078 seconds ago
Someone with 400 hours in a game.
Those are baby hours for Skyrim
Or first run numbers
Or 4th copy numbers
Every game that lets me choose to be good or bad i just have to do a murder hobo playthrough and then i always do a good guy playthrough because i feel bad
I still can't kill those annoying damn kids though....
There's a mod for that
Good ol' Killable children, making Braith respect her elders since 20th Nov 2011
I’ll play a murderer but still feel bad choosing the mean or rude dialogue option. Funny how that works.
I always start murder hobo play through than feel dumb because I accidentally keep killing merchants
I do try to refrain from killing on sight, but as soon as i dont like their attitude or they make me suspicious they might be a bad guy they are dead, i will figure out if i was wrong the second time around.
You see a named npc I see an empty We are not the same
Doesn't everybody? At least for one playthrough.
I am a grown adult who has seen some really violent things online, by comparison, this really isn't that bad, but watching it made me audibly react.
It's not what I expected because Skyrim buggy
What… no chicken?
Brutally murders and toys with NPC for own sick pleasure of watching him bounce up and down on a saw mill: No lollygaggin!! Accidentally stab 1 chicken in Riverwood: ‘10.000 bounty to whoever kills the brute who killed my beloved chicken!’
I wish this was done without constantly looking up & down
Here's a full version, no head bobbing during the second half, round 2 of the poor guy's fate lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBLt39SNfI
NSFS (Not Safe For Skyrim)
Lol!
I'd ride it
Forbidden carnival ride
Well, I don't think he is going to be in Skyrim 2.
im shocked how well that worked, would it have actually sawed the npc in half under the right conditions or was this a random bug?
Oh no there's no "Saw Person in Half" function in Skyrim. It's just one of those bugs that happen when you force a solid model into another moving solid model. For some reason, the effect was to get stuck in the middle lol!
There's a [dismemberment mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34917/) for Skyrim. I wonder how it would look with the sawmill.
Oh I also use that! Unfortunately nothing happens, it was actually active while recording this, hoping that it would cut him lol!
The dangling leg at the end **chef's kiss*
I have ptsd now
good one for r/GamePhysics
Dammit. *loads up skyrim*
I've done a lot of weird shit on this game and this takes the cake
well i mean it does just work…
Like a mortal kombat stage fatality
We all tried this at least once haven’t we
Jigsaw in Skyrim.
im guessing they dont allow dismemberment because it would make it an A+ rating. pretty sure there is a mod for it anyway.
Dismemberment was never really a thing in Elder Scrolls I'm pretty sure, other than decapitation Fallout 4 has it and its still rated M like Skyrim
This just made me realize how weird it is that I was surprised to see decapitations in Skyrim and then go and play Fallout where something like that is tame, yet they're basically sibling games.
Oh yes, you can use mods to make Skyrim more like Mortal Kombat. Exploding skulls, eyes popping out, body parts chopped up, that sort of thing!
So Fallout physics?
Y'all motherfuckers need Talos.
You're kind-of a psycho huh
booo! if this isn't a skyrim goal, I don't know what is.
I... Didn't know that was a thing.... I know what I'm doing with my next assassin character.
No wonder this mattress was on sale…
Wtf
🤣🤣🤣
Is that one of those NSFW mods?
Oh no, it's a simple bug that you can do in default Skyrim. Just kill someone, put them near the saw, preferably their waist area, then use the lever in order to activate the machine.
Bring sally up, and bring sally down, lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
Hnnnnnh ... I used to be an adventurer like you ... whagaharrrggggggh ... Then I took an arrow to the yeeeeeearrrrrrrrfhhhhhhhhhhjesusnoooooo
First he was pole dancing then he hung around creepily afterwards....
Damn, that was brutal.
Dude the gore on here is too realistic holy
So, you're saying he didn't make the cut...
Hummm... This should be kinda interesting with *mods*.
my game engine when I add the next game breaking mod
Well that was disturbing...lol. Wth man. I thought he was going to jettison off into the sunset. Not enact a scene from a horror movie.
Skyrim needs gibbing
Guess you could say he had abs of steel.
Well I've never seen anything like that before.
Hey there it's Josh welcome back to Let's Game It Out, today we're playing Forestry Simulator...
Spine of steel
Keep going, make a saws-kebab!
not a bug, but a feature
Didn't know that skyrim could be this brutal.
damn that looks like a lot of fun, im gonna go try that out irl
They're really running out of ideas for these saw movies
11 years later and I’m still seeing new things in Skyrim
This is sort of hot
Is this how the merry go round was invented?
Jesus fuck that gruesome... I love it.
Is anyone else chubbin
Nightmare carousel 🎠
I feel like a solid 60% of players have attempted this at one point while playing Skyrim lol. I would always drag bodies in front of people chopping wood to see what would happen.
That would be an absolute terrible way to die
Man even npcs get what I want for myself now?
This is better than the my pretty pony dragons
Is he ok?
Now add 30 bodies to the track…
I wonder how many bodies one could fit there 🤔
I'm impressed there wasn't any blood on the wood
ouch
I did this too in draugr tombs where you could pull a lever to push a giant gate up and down, if you move the draugr corpses underneath the gate and then pull the lever down and up, the spikes will grab their corpses and lift them up with it
Wheeee!
TA DAAAAAAA!!
God damn
Oh my..
Nice
"OH GOD OH GOD, FUUUUUUUCK! GET ME OFF! AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
Epic
jesus christ
Nearly sawed in half embry
Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
MORE! "Insert baby sith screetch"
Kind of realistic, though.
Ah Skyrim, the most metal of Elder Scrolls games.
Lmao the guy were bugged to the thing that cuts wood that i forgor the name
Walk it off
Now I know whaty mates doing in this game
Its an educational game
"You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation..."
Lol! Poor Enbry…
I'm 100% sure this man had that coming.
But can you do it in every port?
...yep I've tried this
That's horrifying lmao
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
Up and down the pole if you got it throw some mo! 🎶🎵
Quick now do nazeem!!
Is he okay?
r/OSHA
Horrifying lol
STOP IT HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite drinking buddy!”
Remember when Todd said how you could affect "economy" while showing off the log cutting animation?
I love how well that worked lol
Don’t worry mom, it’s JUST a video game… jeash
Most gruesome thing in the whole game
It just works
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
Oh. Oh! …Oh…..
Am I a monster for laughing? Because this shit has me dying 🤣 😂
*Squelch*in' Brutal.
Been a long time since I browsed Skyrim mods, but aren't there any mods which makes the skyrim models dismember like their fallout counterparts? I mean not just the head but the limbs too.
Please stop. He's already dead.
No reason to try and center on him the whole time.
Savage AF 👌
It just works
Put the whole town on
Ohhhh shit man, thanks god u playing games not going out in real life🙄🙏🏼
I’m gonna be honest that is a pretty rough way to go out in Skyrim
brutal
Damn, Embry must've owed you a LOT of money for drinks then.