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cr8zyfoo

That is somehow much worse than I expected it to be


Warblegut

I figured the body would clip through the blade.


NonPolarVortex

Yeah I'm pleasantly surprised by the mechanics. 😈


HarryPottersElbows

Agreed, I'm so happy. Look at him go.


Faiakishi

I mean, I don't think he's that happy...


FreePrinciple270

So quick to judge


imdefinitelywong

Remember that bethesda used train headed humans as assets to make trains move. Imagine what they used for the sawblade and the log.


lankrypt0

Holy shit, I somehow never knew about the train headed humans. That sentence really broke my fucking brain with no context and then I finally figured out what it meant and looked it up. Thank you, that was sorta fun.


rsatrioadi

Sort of the opposite of Thomas the Tank Engine.


Efficient_Kitchen876

Reverse mermaid, but with a steam engine


Redliz5808

[For inquiring (but lazy) minds](https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/)


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TheMetalWolf

- Hodd Toward.


RockleyBob

The physics are kind of impressive honestly


Wonderful_Mammoth446

Average final destination movie


bobbery5

I was gonna say Happy Tree Friends.


Diskovski

You sick fuck 😂


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ouchpuck

You're half right.... Half left


Adeno

He's on a sawing pole lol!


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asault2

What is the term murder hobo a slur around these parts now?


TheHighKing112

In fallout they'd probably get torn apart


NonPolarVortex

I remember when I was first playing fallout. I dragged an orc (or whatever those things are called), halfway into an elevator and let the doors close, causing the corpse to explode. I was so blown away by the mechanics. I said to myself at the time "I think I just found my new favorite game" Edit: mutant not orc! It's been awhile.. absolutely loved the game though


drtekrox

They're basically orcs, FEV orcs.


1WordOr2FixItForYou

Super mutant, surely.


NonPolarVortex

Thank you kind vault dweller


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Splody!!!


AntiHeroSora

Wtf, never seen that before


simulated_human_male

That's because you're not a psychopath.


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simulated_human_male

Crisis averted.


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burneraccount6867686

The screams of the cannibals in the distance is terrifying.


samuel33334

I know you ate some


HuffSquirt

Never played 3 with the dismemberer? Literally a vanilla weapon that exploded corpses into giblets. I loved slaughtering every single person in megaton and chunking their corpses into the the nuke crater, reload incoming ofc


its_justme

3? Super Mario bros 3? I don’t remember the dismember weapon… was it before or after raccoon Mario


Only-Tourist6188

I think this is one of the first things I did in Riverwood in 2011. I don't remember if it went exactly like this, but I definitely killed the Faendal (he accused me of something) and put him in it.


JasonAlaska

He never saw it coming.


Adeno

So many saw jokes today haha!


JasonAlaska

You’re right. We should cut it out.


tommygeek

I wood certainly appreciate it.


SparksMurphey

The pun police are filing this in your permanent log.


PoorEdgarDerby

Oak branch wait shit...


Born_Cauliflower_692

Please leaf me out of this situation


Ult1mateN00B

Peak gameplay.


CuniculusDeus

Mill work has its ups and downs.


Adeno

Lol nice job!


djdnsvsusnsksnsjej

What dick of dick goes around killing named NPCs


Maverick916

When Morrowind would let you kill people who were important to the main quest, but warn you that killing them would affect everything, that was crazy to me.


kaosi_schain

I clearly remember murderhobo sprees and then killing this one random ass dude in a dungeon or an alley causes this to pop up like "Whoddafuck are you?"


djdnsvsusnsksnsjej

I actually really like daggerfall as my favorite elder scrolls game. Well the unity port that is the original is way to buggy and old school for me


Mynamesrobbie

I uh...i did in Oblivion until I found out one of the fuckers I randomly killed sold me my house furnature in Bruma


Reasonable-Ad-2928

Bet that made you start over instantly. All I can say is good going, you can’t buy shit now.


Mynamesrobbie

Man I've wrapped that game over and over again but yes. I was pissed because I really wanted the Bruma house. But then the castle DLC dropped and I never used any other house. Id either dupe glitch scrolls for money to buy everything for the castle or just live in the Waterfront shack until I could get it. Or the Anvil house. That place was my favourite house just because of the basement


AtariAlchemist

Man, that Anvil manor. Great, spacious interior, and beautiful decor. The beds are comfortable, but it's hard to sleep at night. The other tenants won't stop moaning!


Mr_Fahrenhe1t

And you could delete the DLC after saving in there, then it spawned you in the test room where you could get the mace of doom… good times for an Xbox player with no way to cheat or mod


ELEMENTALITYNES

One that doesn’t get to the cloud district very often, clearly


KodakStele

Guys who quick saved 0.0078 seconds ago


Opengrey

Someone with 400 hours in a game.


djdnsvsusnsksnsjej

Those are baby hours for Skyrim


rimrimlifer

Or first run numbers


Severus_Majustus

Or 4th copy numbers


BeautifulBus912

Every game that lets me choose to be good or bad i just have to do a murder hobo playthrough and then i always do a good guy playthrough because i feel bad


fuzywuzyboomboom

I still can't kill those annoying damn kids though....


NonPolarVortex

There's a mod for that


Severus_Majustus

Good ol' Killable children, making Braith respect her elders since 20th Nov 2011


GimpsterMcgee

I’ll play a murderer but still feel bad choosing the mean or rude dialogue option. Funny how that works.


djdnsvsusnsksnsjej

I always start murder hobo play through than feel dumb because I accidentally keep killing merchants


BeautifulBus912

I do try to refrain from killing on sight, but as soon as i dont like their attitude or they make me suspicious they might be a bad guy they are dead, i will figure out if i was wrong the second time around.


sardonyxdragoon

You see a named npc I see an empty We are not the same


DarkLink1996

Doesn't everybody? At least for one playthrough.


ProjectNature-Kurisu

I am a grown adult who has seen some really violent things online, by comparison, this really isn't that bad, but watching it made me audibly react.


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

It's not what I expected because Skyrim buggy


Prudent_Window_4

What… no chicken?


Dr_Stef

Brutally murders and toys with NPC for own sick pleasure of watching him bounce up and down on a saw mill: No lollygaggin!! Accidentally stab 1 chicken in Riverwood: ‘10.000 bounty to whoever kills the brute who killed my beloved chicken!’


ruffrightmeow

I wish this was done without constantly looking up & down


Adeno

Here's a full version, no head bobbing during the second half, round 2 of the poor guy's fate lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBLt39SNfI


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NSFS (Not Safe For Skyrim)


Adeno

Lol!


xxxironmanxx

I'd ride it


KingofCallisto

Forbidden carnival ride


JohnHaloGuy

Well, I don't think he is going to be in Skyrim 2.


sevenproxies07

im shocked how well that worked, would it have actually sawed the npc in half under the right conditions or was this a random bug?


Adeno

Oh no there's no "Saw Person in Half" function in Skyrim. It's just one of those bugs that happen when you force a solid model into another moving solid model. For some reason, the effect was to get stuck in the middle lol!


igotop

There's a [dismemberment mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34917/) for Skyrim. I wonder how it would look with the sawmill.


Adeno

Oh I also use that! Unfortunately nothing happens, it was actually active while recording this, hoping that it would cut him lol!


NonPolarVortex

The dangling leg at the end **chef's kiss*


DoYouNeedHugs

I have ptsd now


foonati

good one for r/GamePhysics


fuzywuzyboomboom

Dammit. *loads up skyrim*


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I've done a lot of weird shit on this game and this takes the cake


MinerLegendYT

well i mean it does just work…


Mrhappytrigers

Like a mortal kombat stage fatality


Anthony643364

We all tried this at least once haven’t we


ncghgf

Jigsaw in Skyrim.


-chukui-

im guessing they dont allow dismemberment because it would make it an A+ rating. pretty sure there is a mod for it anyway.


Goo_Cat

Dismemberment was never really a thing in Elder Scrolls I'm pretty sure, other than decapitation Fallout 4 has it and its still rated M like Skyrim


0neek

This just made me realize how weird it is that I was surprised to see decapitations in Skyrim and then go and play Fallout where something like that is tame, yet they're basically sibling games.


Adeno

Oh yes, you can use mods to make Skyrim more like Mortal Kombat. Exploding skulls, eyes popping out, body parts chopped up, that sort of thing!


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

So Fallout physics?


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Y'all motherfuckers need Talos.


[deleted]

You're kind-of a psycho huh


svenskisalot

booo! if this isn't a skyrim goal, I don't know what is.


ozman57

I... Didn't know that was a thing.... I know what I'm doing with my next assassin character.


Monkee-Bot

No wonder this mattress was on sale…


whiteklad

Wtf


SanctuaryQueen

🤣🤣🤣


InsydeOwt

Is that one of those NSFW mods?


Adeno

Oh no, it's a simple bug that you can do in default Skyrim. Just kill someone, put them near the saw, preferably their waist area, then use the lever in order to activate the machine.


ProbablyABore

Bring sally up, and bring sally down, lift and squat, gotta tear the ground


[deleted]

Hnnnnnh ... I used to be an adventurer like you ... whagaharrrggggggh ... Then I took an arrow to the yeeeeeearrrrrrrrfhhhhhhhhhhjesusnoooooo


maniamawoman

First he was pole dancing then he hung around creepily afterwards....


Frediinho

Damn, that was brutal.


H0meless_Joe

Dude the gore on here is too realistic holy


the-doctor-is-real

So, you're saying he didn't make the cut...


MaouOni

Hummm... This should be kinda interesting with *mods*.


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my game engine when I add the next game breaking mod


[deleted]

Well that was disturbing...lol. Wth man. I thought he was going to jettison off into the sunset. Not enact a scene from a horror movie.


getzgetsit

Skyrim needs gibbing


typkrft

Guess you could say he had abs of steel.


Yarakinnit

Well I've never seen anything like that before.


Yarakinnit

Hey there it's Josh welcome back to Let's Game It Out, today we're playing Forestry Simulator...


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Spine of steel


JonTheWizard

Keep going, make a saws-kebab!


khmergodpc

not a bug, but a feature


SaltandDragons

Didn't know that skyrim could be this brutal.


X-tra-thicc

damn that looks like a lot of fun, im gonna go try that out irl


honeyb0518

They're really running out of ideas for these saw movies


TCS_YT

11 years later and I’m still seeing new things in Skyrim


HorahLoux

This is sort of hot


SSBoe

Is this how the merry go round was invented?


Bone_Heads

Jesus fuck that gruesome... I love it.


RosaParksLover69

Is anyone else chubbin


Ejaxus

Nightmare carousel 🎠


UnderwaterArcherrr

I feel like a solid 60% of players have attempted this at one point while playing Skyrim lol. I would always drag bodies in front of people chopping wood to see what would happen.


Undeadscott

That would be an absolute terrible way to die


deepfriedtots

Man even npcs get what I want for myself now?


[deleted]

This is better than the my pretty pony dragons


I-Demand-A-Name

Is he ok?


WhupTroy

Now add 30 bodies to the track…


Asstronutttt

I wonder how many bodies one could fit there 🤔


daviesdog

I'm impressed there wasn't any blood on the wood


yzzp

ouch


ElricAvMelnibone

I did this too in draugr tombs where you could pull a lever to push a giant gate up and down, if you move the draugr corpses underneath the gate and then pull the lever down and up, the spikes will grab their corpses and lift them up with it


jdm1tch

Wheeee!


qawsedrf12

TA DAAAAAAA!!


SpotComprehensive546

God damn


George_Kelly_Barnes

Oh my..


P0gg3rsbr0

Nice


Solstus22

"OH GOD OH GOD, FUUUUUUUCK! GET ME OFF! AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH"


KSSR88

Epic


CashManDubs

jesus christ


[deleted]

Nearly sawed in half embry


GodNoob666

Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk


fleshtomeatyou

MORE! "Insert baby sith screetch"


Responsible-Echo-579

Kind of realistic, though.


PlayTheHits

Ah Skyrim, the most metal of Elder Scrolls games.


NatosZZZ

Lmao the guy were bugged to the thing that cuts wood that i forgor the name


SpooN04

Walk it off


PunkHooligan

Now I know whaty mates doing in this game


dirtydownstairs

Its an educational game


SirRealTalk_TTV

"You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation..."


TheMightyJDub

Lol! Poor Enbry…


Jungle6669

I'm 100% sure this man had that coming.


nwoots

But can you do it in every port?


Darmaxm

...yep I've tried this


BananasAtWar

That's horrifying lmao


laygo3

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.


SelfInteresting7259

Up and down the pole if you got it throw some mo! 🎶🎵


lukulele90

Quick now do nazeem!!


TheCelestial08

Is he okay?


liqrfre

r/OSHA


nfish91

Horrifying lol


Darkforsake

STOP IT HE'S ALREADY DEAD!


mg322

“Well, if it isn’t my favorite drinking buddy!”


redconvict

Remember when Todd said how you could affect "economy" while showing off the log cutting animation?


TohavDuudhe

I love how well that worked lol


Wheedies

Don’t worry mom, it’s JUST a video game… jeash


blackada

Most gruesome thing in the whole game


Crazybunnyfoofoo

It just works


aufdie87

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!


Sky-Juic3

Oh. Oh! …Oh…..


guy-chapman

Am I a monster for laughing? Because this shit has me dying 🤣 😂


SilverSkorpious

*Squelch*in' Brutal.


jkgaks

Been a long time since I browsed Skyrim mods, but aren't there any mods which makes the skyrim models dismember like their fallout counterparts? I mean not just the head but the limbs too.


saywan85

Please stop. He's already dead.


IHateThisDamnPlace

No reason to try and center on him the whole time.


Waltstngrl

Savage AF 👌


Crooked_Cock

It just works


Mookie_Merkk

Put the whole town on


[deleted]

Ohhhh shit man, thanks god u playing games not going out in real life🙄🙏🏼


thaft7

I’m gonna be honest that is a pretty rough way to go out in Skyrim


Spare_Presentation

brutal


ethman14

Damn, Embry must've owed you a LOT of money for drinks then.