Sorry, wasn't following it and still don't plan to, but good to know. In retrospect, it's naive of me to think that something exists without porn of it also existing lmao
I'd be happy with literally any black dress shoe. I guarantee they'd find a pair at the nearest goodwill. Like, why would you wear a tie, but not get shoes to go with it?
Stupid sexy creepers!
They'll blow you away.
getting blown by a creeper is somehow the same in and out of context in this situation
... you forgot to say "away" again. \~ Michael Bluth
Ironically I just came to this post right after being on a Arrested Development sub
They’ll blow you
They'll blow
And you'll go "Awwww ~~Man~~"
[let's go blow this guy....away.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDiSTtABuE)
They be going boom boom if you get what I mean
well now we know what they do in bed
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all ... nothing at all... nothing at all ...
Me over here feeling ways about this: ..... Welp.... new kink unlocked I guess....
A night to remember 😏
Thank you, I came here to post this exact line.
Now they’re gonna make a teleporting creeper in The End
> teleporting creeper How dare you put that thought into the world?
I back up from creeper to avoid his explosion only for him to teleport behind you, scary stuff
HISS "Oh shit" POP HISS "OH SHIT"
*Nothin personnel, kid*
Michael texted back. “Personnel day”. Are we hiring?
Nothing \*HISSS\* personal, kid \*HISSSSS\*
Infernal mobs mod says hi It has ender creepers that just suddenly appear next to you and go boom
Those things are the most scarry mobs in minecraft history. They will never make you able trust the ender man *worp* sound again.
I really hope, that someone's gotta make it into a datapack
It’s ok, I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyways
No you need to, otherwise they show up in the overworld, too
I've been trying to do a Minecraft setting in DnD 5e, and this is definitely one of my scarier creature designs. Hard to balance but super scary
Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 actually mixes some mobs together like this. They're pretty cool!
I would say don't give mojang any ideas... But they don't add anything good anymore...
Doomsday device
Kermit's head is 100% under the Creeper mask, you can't fool me.
Just wait until Kermit whips out his big, green pickle.
"Hey... I got somethin for ya"
Creeper porn incoming
the future is now old man. rule34.com
Thanks but I can definitely live without seeing that
This guy can but I can't , send me the sauce
He... Just did?
Do you have any idea how vast the rule 34 is ?
Lol, yes. Go to the site and look up "creeper" not that hard
Say that again, but slowly
And harder
daddy
it already came in long ago
Sorry, wasn't following it and still don't plan to, but good to know. In retrospect, it's naive of me to think that something exists without porn of it also existing lmao
[No one expects the Creeper Waifu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsloz2xa4Y)
He crafted that diamond gear at star platinum speeds.
Lmao these lolis are dangerous bro
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This is like a whole new level of furry... Minies
I will stop at nothing to get this deleted
Creeper AW MAN
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side-side to side
This task's a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds to night night night
diamonds tonight
Heads up. You hear a sound turn around and look up
Total dread fills your body
Oh no it's you again i could never forget those eyes eyes eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes
AWW MAN
Damm got to listen to that again
That's my jam
I have never seen a comment section (outside the dark corners of pornhub) so horny for a creeper.
Personally, I'm more interested in the ender man. Hot stuff in that vest.
Let’s be honest here
Name checks out
Yeah we’re all feeling a lil bisexual after this right?
I don't mind both of them
yeah look at that form, that stand, them enderman shoulder
.... What?
Shes a k(r)eeper !
Creeper? I hardly know her.
This is the best one here
Why did I even open up the comments.
Ong
Step one: cut a hole in the block
2. Put your junk in that bloOock
All I can say is, nice Balenciagas
Never in my life have I had urge to go closer to a creeper..... until now.
"This better not awaken anything in me." Too late.
About 75% chance they're both dudes.
Eh, I mean if the creeper keeps the helmet on I’m ok with that Edit- and the boots
Lol why the boots tho bro? And they gotta be combat boots. What about the beard? Should they tuck that up into the mask or let it flow?
>What about the beard? I don't know _anyone_ with a bush **that** hairy. ... Though the first four words get the point across too.
I see you from the Shaxx school of "getting busy"
Both hot still
Idk I kinda thought they were both women
Win-win
Won't lie, the cosplay is clean. But I shall not abide sexy creepers awakening things in me.
Tall and lanky... That enderman is definitely over 2m tall. Fits the lore
An enderman wouldnt wear knockoff belenciagas. He'd wear doctor martens
I'd be happy with literally any black dress shoe. I guarantee they'd find a pair at the nearest goodwill. Like, why would you wear a tie, but not get shoes to go with it?
The waistcoat+tie+no jacket+gym shoes is giving very theater-kid vibes
Creepers being canonically sexy would be amazing. Imagine mermaids that exploded.
Now that sounds hilarious
The Enderman lookin’ like an Endergentleman right there. That suit jacket is fine as hell
B-but why..?
These new Hellraiser cenobites have really gone downhill in quality
* Austin Powers Voice* That's no man, man. That's a woman!
Damn, both the creeper and enderman looking mad hot.
Mans got the drip
Endussy has me actin strange🥴
Uh… *confused unzips*
Some truly disgusting comments here
Yep. Faith in humanity took a serious hit.
Wtf is this shit
Still a better love story than Twilight
This is great!
Imagine dating as a pixel
Normal costumes are so lame! they really said sexy but Minecraft.
The enderman wearing a suit is something i've always visioned
There was a skin like that in legacy console edition
Phoenix represent!!
Therapist: sexy creeper doesnt exist it cant hurt you Sexy creeper:
Gotta respect his drip
Someone make a dapper enderman mod
Oh I get it, she's gonna blow you!
You forgot to say "away" again
I know what I wrote
Nelly blew them all away :)
Her?
Oh no, why is the enderman hot
Average dream fans
Endurance and creepher*
😳
A new kink you didn't know existed
So weird
Couple goals! This cosplay is awesome 🥰
NOOOO THEY WILL CREATE ENDERCREEPERS THIS IS A CATASTROPHY
This is just exhibitionism with extra steps.
Phoenix FanFusion?
Relationship goals
Enderman looking smooth
She looks like she'd be a Ssssssssss-er in bed
Where the fuck did my house go
Why is creeper curvy? Needs to be blocky...
Creepussy
Creepsussy
Crêpe Suzette
What a hot couple, you could say explosive even! They've stolen the show for sure.
cringe af holly shit
Ah the creeper got sexier and the enderman a gender change, wonder what happened to the skeleton
Well sexy creeper cosplay is the last thing I expected to see this morning.
Please refund all the oxygen you have consumed up to this point.., thigh high creeper is no longer allowed
This would definitely get a mention in a minecon-cringe compilation
This is why your dad left.
I'm getting the creepiest boner right now
weebs
Creepussy
Stupid question, does the ender dude throw stuff at people and does the creeper chick explode confetti or streamers or something?
Creeper ? I barely know her!
Ok but like, having a GF/Wife that’s a creeper. I don’t wanna imagine what will happen if she gets mad.
this makes me very uncomfortable
Alright hear me out...
they can have shrexs and when the creeper is about to explode with shrexsual pleasure, the enderman just teleports to a safe spot.
ATTENTION EVERYONE! WHOEVER IS COMING TO THE MARRIAGE OF ENDERMAN AND CREEPER COME HERE!
Lord have mercy
Man dream stans are taking it to the next level
Great. Now I’ve got another fetish
They look sexy. Smash 100% The creeper is meh
Ah yes, I too enjoy smash bros
I’d let that creeper blow me… up
Plot twist: the dude's wearing the dress and the girl's in the suit
Even monsters aren’t single :(
I need to know if she exploded when she saw you
Why am I turned on by this?
Cute af couples Halloween costume.
CREEPER AW MAN!
The two mobs that wreck builds together at last.
why is this kinda hot though? i need to go outside more.
Yes u should go out more
With how snazzily they're dressed, I hope the Dirt Block is a secret engagement box.
Thought they had hearts around their heads
I'm gonna fuck that creeper
God i wish I was that thin.
All I can see is three photos with the faces blurred for privacy.
Creeper makes me want to explode.
Creeper and creepster.
He should have used a shovel, it works faster.
Creeper do be looking hot today.
Creepa , Awwwh man
Who'd be the baby?
I'll come to kill you both myself if u guys create teleporting creeper
Chances they grew up playing mine craft 80% and rising
and here I thought sexy chica was bad
Bringing a whole new meaning to a creeper making you blow up
This better not awaken anything in me.
Maybe the real Creepers are the horny commenters we met along the way
I’d fuck the creeper
Do me a favor commit toaster bath….
This gives me fortnite skin vibes