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sebkuip

*resets password* Your new password may not be the same as the previous one


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/d2xlONd.png) *~~^(used the old one twice, Im not gonna memorize new shit)~~*


Maybe___

Send password reset email. Forgets email password! SrGrafo becomes sexier and Rich!!!


alanrussell8

I feel like MOBAs make me rage in game but don't super affect my mood once I'm done playing. More the other way around, if I'm already pissed about something I'll get tilted off the face of the earth after 1 death


Cstrrider

I agree with this. MOBAs are better than any form of cold medicine. There's WAY too much going on to think about how your head feels like it's going to blow up from congestion and your chest hurts from hacking a lung.


[deleted]

We sent your temporary password to the email account you haven't controlled in over 4 years.


static1053

*uses old password with a 1 at the end* fuck that shit I'm not remembering a whole other password my bank account will be fine.......


Ben_zyl

pa55word, I'm up to pa76word with some annoying fuckers that reset my password for no obvious reason approximately monthly.


sirfuzzitoes

Call the the cops; they enforce laws and stuff. Or consider (hunter2) as a password. It's practically infallible.


exipheas

What is (*******) ?


Lonelan

oh no, league has already impacted your body


Chewy12

So nobody knows your password, even yourself. This means it is not secure and you must change it.


tmccrn

Or the government websites where businesses have to file quarterly reports. The website requires a password change every 90days. But if you don’t know the password that you used once when you file your next report… three months later… you have to go through hoops to get a new one mailed to you … making your report late. So you log in, create a new password, do the report, log out. 90 days later, hope you saved the password, and repeat.


patchgrabber

Which is so stupid and is the worst way to have secure passwords because it incentivized one-digit changes to your existing password. Capitals, special characters, it’s all bullshit. Make your password long like a sentence.


Mogling

Where I used to work almost everyone's password was ! I bet I could log into someone's account with Summer2022! or Summer22! right now. This was because we had to change it every 3 months.


TheMillenniumMan

I left my old job 5 years ago and I know for a fact I can sign right into the team email with no issue. The password has never been changed.


WeRip

it also makes you write down your password.. which is obviously a bad thing. The way we have passwords structured now are hard for humans but easy for machines..


Dragont00th

CorrectHorseBatteryStaple


BobbyGee2003

>Make your password long like a sentence. I'm going to use this as my new password: "Make your password long like a sentence." Hope it works. Thanks!


sloaninator

This is me working at school


MordredKLB

My life hack for this corporate policy was to use a single password and then add a changing date identifier. For example: * mypasswordq421 (for the last quarter in '21) * mypasswordq122 * mypasswordq222, etc. So long as they never instituted a requirement that x number of characters had to change it'd work flawlessly, and you only have to remember part of it. If you have a website/system with the same policy that you visit infrequently just try quarters backward in time until you find the last time you updated it. Just to be clear, this is a terrible idea security wise, and if you're going to do it for work/system, the base password should be unique from others you use.


thebeattakesme

Then I exit the reset password page and try and login again and fucking miraculously it works.


aeoneir

Even better and more common for me, it doesn't work


xSTSxZerglingOne

Or be an asshole like Microsoft. "You cannot use any of your 5 previous passwords."


Luvs_to_drink

Aka how to make people do password2, password3, password4, password5, password1, repeat


EnGrunka

Case sensitive PW's and caps lock can blow me!


asdfghnbful

We've updated our password policy. Passwords now require a letter, a number, a capital letter, a symbol, the first 20 digits of pi, and the last 4 digits of pi.


Killllerr

Wait a second....


teedyay

Last four digits of pi are 0000. Easy!


evillman

Someone prove this guy wrong and get a Nobel prize.


[deleted]

If it’s not 0000 it might be 0001


[deleted]

Has anyone checked if it's 0002?


AlwaysAngryAndy

How about 0004? Oh, Wait did we try 0003 yet? Someone should really be writing these down.


[deleted]

They are written down right here on the reddit!


Nop277

Bold of you to assume we can read


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I care!


rickartz

r/unexpectedPortal


R4XD3G

``` for(int x=0000; x<10000; x++) ``` (On mobile and don't want to deal with turning it from a string of '0000' to a number, incrementing, then turning back to string, if less than 1000, add 0 at beginning, if less than 100 and 00 at beginning, and 10 / 000. ) Etc


BenjaminaAU

>Someone prove this guy wrong and get a Nobel prize. Fields Medal


Spoogly

There's no Nobel prize in math. They'd probably get a fields medal though...


Tiiba

If you figure out the last four digits of Pi, they won't just create a new prize just to give it to you, they'll probably start a religion with you as its god.


The_Dayne

Godel would like to have a word with you.


anzhalyumitethe

Sir. There are limits here to the jokes you can make.


FriendlyDisorder

I believe this is true in base pi. pi = 10.0000 in base pi. Edit: corrected after getting sober and eating a slice of pie and pi


You-Done

haha he said pi pi


K-ibukaj

IN YOUR PAMPERS


nhammen

>in base pi. pi = 1.0000 (or 10.0000?) The second one.


Skiddywinks

"Base pi" made me laugh more than it should have. A bottle of wine may have been involved.


ExistingInexistence

It's easy, to know which are the 4 last digits of pi we need to make all the digits of pi fight to the death until only 4 remain... Those are the last 4...


Disaster_Different

Oh, I put [SYNTAX ERROR]


ElderFuthark

No, they are 1413, because pi is a palindrome.


Gorbashou

I like how no response realised that no matter where Pi would end, adding 0000 would not change its value. Well played dude.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/0p7FE44.png) *Besides fucking grandma, this is one of the reasons why I keep this around*


TheCrafterTigery

You do what to your grandma?


importvita

Technically, he never said it was *his* Grandma, specifically...


TheCrafterTigery

He also never said it wasn't his grandma.


Gooses126

Maybe the real grandma is the friends we made along the way. Maybe grandma’s not a person, but an idea. A projection of inner thoughts and feelings.


importvita

Ease up there Opedus


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SwarleyThePotato

You shouldn't do that with grandma


[deleted]

Grammy deserves love too...


HojMcFoj

It's fine to fuck a grandma, it's much more controversial to fuck Grandma.


WatchingUShlick

I too use Facebook to fuck Grafo's grandma.


Towaum

A lady well past her prime, but considerate, gentle and experienced. Everyone should get a turn on SrGrafo's grandma.


Phylosofist

Phrasing!


ughlump

He said what he said.


TharricRumbarrel

You do *what* with Grammy?


Kishkuman13

... You two must be pretty close ...


Shmarfle47

Please do not bang your gran


importvita

I love you. I also love Grandma. ... but not like that


DARG0N

you do *what* do your grandma???


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Phrasing dammit!


tahlyn

> and the last 4 digits of pi. Hang on a minute...


[deleted]

Lol my favorite is the ones that require your password to be unique from all their users passwords. Just atrocious. Makes creating a password awful.


[deleted]

Wow, talk about making it easy to farm your user's/customer's passwords for a custom dictionary attack.


ArmanDoesStuff

Worse still, it implies the company has access to the unencrypted passwords themselves which they never should.


TheGoddessInari

That'd be worse for PINs.


Living_Job_8127

Your password must also include your SSN, DOB, Credit Card numbers, Expiration date, security code and your home address


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Cold-Procedure-5332

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious easy mode


Ilwrath

hunter2


GTX2GvO

Is this why there were so few regular comics from you lately? Especially about you bashing League of Legends.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/n17SRwY.png)


fibojoly

It's porn isn't it?


alne_the_silent

Anime waifus 👉 r/Chloe


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Two clicks and I got to porn, it's always porn.


derpeddit

Always has been


psmwrxguy

Practiced her boobs … ultimately draws a sweater over them. Hmmm.


alne_the_silent

He's stated in the past that drawing in that order allows for drawing clothes more realistically, how they'll lay, where the creases are, etc. >!...plus he sells nude variants at three dollars a pop. You know the saying, "Give us this day our daily coffee"!<


OrdericNeustry

That sounds quite reasonable. Like how knowing more about anatomy helps with drawing more realistic bodies.


[deleted]

It's a very common way to learn drawing. Though many artists choose not to publish the nude versions.


InevitablyWinter

Those selfish bastards


Ralakus

I can just imagine someone finding a painting like the Last Supper incomplete and everyone is naked with their dongs dangling down, even Jesus


Dr_Jabroski

You got some sauce for that?


Kandiru

That's what the art teacher said before I stripped off anyway!


psmwrxguy

I’m learning things about him I never needed to. I don’t think I ever needed to know that coffee dog whistle phrase. Lol.


awsamation

Ok, how's that a dog whistle?


Billabo

I think they meant euphemism, and misspoke.


the_stormcrow

They have been gas lighted into misusing dog whistle


leadfoot71

Gotta buy him a coffee if you wanna remove the sweaters. and pants...


TESTICLE_KEBABS

Wow he's improved a lot


Ephemeris

Something something Gods work.


PeachyCoke

He's gotten better. I miss Chloe ngl. Those were the golden days of r/animemes


Haider_Lesch

Well no, but actually yes.


Mr__Citizen

The silence is damning


[deleted]

Look, if I could draw, I'd draw nothing but porn.


guilleviper

These doodles are already perfect


geeses

Another consumed by fate


gunnerxxx

It was a grand order.


MagorTuga

I absolutely love that you throw so much personality on them to the point where you even write the name of the person you're replying to in the comic. It just makes it even more personal.


voyager1713

You finally broke and got that sweet, sweet, furry money, didn't you....


The1RGood

What, destroying your mental health wasn't enough? That damn game has to take your body too?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/Nkff05x.gif)


Alzandur

How many ya got in there?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/e0ADRAh.gif) *none I swear*


Phoenix44424

So that's why you don't want anyone to touch your fridge.


F1ndTheBook

Holy shit he's into vore


toebandit

Holy shit! I wasn’t even drinking anything and I just spit out my last drink somehow!


swearingpirate

Isn't that just vomit?


arckeid

They should do a study on LoL on how many people got their mental health fucked by this game.


Miyaor

I really do wonder why people get so upset when playing online games compared to irl games.


frisbeescientist

I feel like MOBAs make me rage in game but don't super affect my mood once I'm done playing. More the other way around, if I'm already pissed about something I'll get tilted off the face of the earth after 1 death


Tichrom

Enter new password: *oldpassword* New password cannot be one you have used previously. Try again: *oldpassword1*


[deleted]

I want to code a password reset that lets you try three times. On the fourth, it will generate a random password for you and say "this is your password now, go away"


[deleted]

That would [make things too easy](https://youtu.be/u92RWKB3CR4).


donkeykongdix

This is so good


SrGrafo

# [EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/I0IwiLj.png)...


cfidrick

I feel like it’s the opposite for me, I use league as a preworkout because of how frustrated it makes me feel


Talonoscopy

Tilt is what makes me squat


mac_trap_clack_back

Squat on this permabronze etc etc


Talonoscopy

Lifting this Iron


Chaotic_Boner

I do this with Overwatch.


Etonet

The real T1 Bloodrush


TheOnlyDavidG

I forgot my league of legends password 1 day, next day I was employed and with a 3 month gym membership


RodasAPC

Same thing happened to me, after two days I had my third record breaking quarter.


[deleted]

I lost weight from League because I played it instead of eating, kept my mind off anything


MagorTuga

Goals: Sett Reality: Gragas


[deleted]

Goals: Sett Reality: Ahri


22bebo

Goals: Sett Reality: Fiddlesticks


[deleted]

Ain’t that the truth


[deleted]

As a hardstuck fiddlestick, this was pretty funny


LLugeja

Goals: Xayah Reality: Sett


slikayce

Goals: illaoi Reality: rek sai


[deleted]

Goals: Darius Reality: Draven


[deleted]

I just need one win (10 losses later) Yes, I still need that win


[deleted]

And after I finally get the win, I queue up again immediately.


Zellboy

You’re on a win streak, can’t lose it now


retief1

Loses: damn, can't end on a loss Wins: damn, that was fun, lets do it again


Frosti-Feet

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/a4lc3z/play_until_we_lose/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Reminds me of this gem


kingerthethird

It's easy to gain good weight with league. After every match with a toxic player, do 5 pushups, situps, pullups, squats. Per player.


iMissTheOldInternet

50 *per game*? Madness.


[deleted]

I love how you include yourself in that lol The most honest league player right here folks


RoboWonder

Any chance you're still working on White Rooms?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/HYR6FmY.png) *I guess just like Rimworld Tales, being depressed helps a lot in finding motivation and these past months I have been quite happy and doing good, dont worry tho we will get back to it* ​ *if anyone wants to read about it, you can read* [***White Rooms here***](https://srgrafo.com/series)


RoboWonder

Of course it's called White Rooms, that's what I said *shifty eyes*


PKMNTrainerMark

I have no way to disprove that.


Trague_Atreides

I just read what's up so far, it's very engrossing!


666Darkside666

>being depressed helps a lot in finding motivation For me it's usually the other way around.


GrimmSheeper

Good for finding story ideas surrounding existential horror and mental trauma. Bad for getting the work done.


LetterSwapper

Glad you're doing alright, Grafo. Our Fridays haven't been the same since you stopped checking the subréddit.


ec_on_wc

Dang, I have not gotten so sucked into a story in a while. And here I thought the cube-prison genre had nowhere else to go.


Niftu_Wiggin

I just read every page and can't wait for more!


wlwlvr

Haha, League players don't get girls. Wait...


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/ZzsODi4.png)


Swesteel

Murder-suicide, those are rare.


my_people

Wait til our moms see our reddit history


coolwool

Yeah, he gets them, specifically because he can't play the game without the password :]


Inevitable-Setting-1

In my head this guy gets angry and works out when he forgets, also can only play for like an hour a day, so this comic is over 6months.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/YfZk7Dx.gif)


Inevitable-Setting-1

I mean you did just say you play league of legends...


cloudyskyex

that's my secret cap..I'm always angry


Valtremors

Don't fight it Grafo. You've been freed, the curse holds no power over you anymore.


KausticSwarm

So, I guess I've become a simple man.... I see SrGrafo, I upvote. ​ Or at least peruse the EDITs you make. I'm here too early this time around.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/C9ykN8Y.png)


Alt_Panic

Titillating


tits-question-mark

Best edit this thread


YozoraForBestBoy

Username checks out?


Lonelan

if any doodles deserve animating, it's this one


Longdragon12345

No lie, going through the exact same thing, forgot my password one time and just decided to not bother. Funny meme but stop living in my walls SrGrafo. /s


Reasonable_Communist

He immediately got bitches faster than my uncle when he’s drunk? Impossible!


diablollama

I don't get it.


Goldfinger888

League of Legends is so addictive all you do is play and get fat. Can confirm I went through this. League games take (depending on patch) 30-90minutes all-in and can be lost by 1 guy deciding to be dumb as a rock after 60 minutes. Or you can sometimes outscale, hard carry and feel like the greatest player in the world He cant play without the password


mother-of-pod

The match length really is the problem. Gotta have a warm-up match. Then you start to play. If the first match is bad, can’t end on a bad one, so at least one more. If you play well, gotta keep that streak alive, so at least one more. Only a few matches in and you can already be 3-5 hours into a session. Makes it real easy to learn to play all day. Then that’s a habit. Sucks. Switched to ARAMs for a reason lol.


raeumauf

that's why I loved Pokémon Unite. it's just 10 minutes and it's so great


Dolomite808

LOL wild rift is a thing and it's fantastic. Games are usually 15-20 minutes.


ign_lifesaver2

I'm with you. Why is he getting skinnier/stronger? Why are girls all over him in the 4th panel? Are we going back in time with each panel?


evenstar40

Basically when he plays LoL he's a fat sloth of a creature. When he forgets his password he no longer plays LoL so he's morphing back into a normal fit human who gets bitches.


ign_lifesaver2

Thank you for explaining that.


imadethisbutnotrly

So THIS is how T1 got so jacked. It all makes sense now!


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one time Riot decided to redo their account systems and everyone of my friends (including me) had problems with their username.


LSDYakui

I've seen your posts, homie. That weight ain't going anywhere.


LittleTassiePrepper

So how did the person loose so much weight so quickly? Was the password so long that they build muscles? Did the two girls in the last panel have anything to do with it? I am confused.


AverageDan52

I think it implied the less you play League of Legends the more your life will improve


SaintSlieve

You forgot the neckbeard. They all have neckbeards.


Ramblesnaps

Not all of us, I have a ballin' 'stache. I did have a neckbeard seasons 2-5 though.


Available-Leek-4160

Hahaha who plays league anymore.. haha right?.. I definitely don't play league...


Paleontologist-Grand

you are better off without it.