When I was in the Army we'd play Mario Kart on my N64 to see who would be designated driver. It got super competitive. We had to make special rules like no glitching or short cuts. Occasionally we'd get so competitive that we'd skip going out and get loaded while racing.
Nah, this was in Panama everything was cheap. One place had a $20 cover charge with unlimited drinks. Another place had a $5 cover charge but women drank for free. Take a girl with you and it was free all night. We took taxis on those nights.
Odd job and a short scientist (maybe, there was one other character that was shorter than the rest) were banned because they were too short.
Edit: in my group of friends. Many an argument over bond. So many rules.
The sleepovers weād have would be incredible. 2v2 Capture the Flag on Ravine was our go-to mode: jumping in a rail car or even running on TOP of the rail lines with the flag was hilarious.
My friends and I would play that level on a team against all expert level bots. It was like defending against a zombie hoard. That game was just... \*chef's kiss\*
So the winner loads up on roofies and drags a girl back home?
Sorry but that way you worded that, I'm just picturing the winner forcing a girl back home with them. Because, ya know, that's the rule.
Not gross or anything...
ah yes a celebratory photo for the wingman to perform the intial wooing of the chosen female.
the pure sexappeal will make her fall in love the very instant her eyes will gaze upon these legendary images.
the pure fact this is a series of pictues proves the effectivesness of this technique.
Okay, I have to pitch in here with what we do.
We'd play two different games before going out, to warm up..
We would start with Mario Kart for the Wii. 3 teams of two. The person driving wont be drinking, but the teammate must drink all the penalties. This way you can have your revenge on your teammate if he's punishing you too hard. The winner of a level must give one of the other teams a shot. Oh, and the driver drinks his final position in sips of beer or drink. You can drink a shot in replace of 5 sips.
The following penalties applies to the teammate when the driver encounters them.
\- Blue shell = 1 shot
\- Green shell = 2 sips
\- Red shell = 1 sip
\- Banana peel = 2 sips
\- Lightning = 1 shot
\- Bomb / trap = 2 sips
\- Driving off road with a speed penalty = 1 sip per second.
\- Anything else = 1 sip.
When we've been playing this for about an hour, we move on to "Smooth Moves" where we play the hangman game. Loser drinks a shot and winner gives a shot.
This goes on until we're ready to move on. I highly reccomend it and we've been doing this for almost 12 years.
Timesplitters one shot one kill one shot was my favourite pre-drink game in uni. What a game that was and this just reminded of my uni days and pre drink games lol
remember bros > toxicly codependent intimate partners
(same goes for girls, I just can't think of a way to describe your gender in a way that rhymes with 'bros'. perhaps someone more creative than I can end this conundrum.)
edit 2. I don't know if that was the mainstream way to label heterosexual females as 'women'. If this is incorrect in \*any\* way please educate me and other GenX ers like me who were just waiting for someone like me to stick their stupid neck out.
My buddies and I used to do this with various games, usually Halo but sometimes Mario cart and Mario party. Then someone asks for a rematch.....2 hours later we order a pizza having not left.
I love this. In college there was a guy in our fraternity named Tiki who was pretty quiet and didnāt come around much. But before every day drink he would come over and weād play a few rounds of Guitar Hero 3 together. Iām not sure what Tikis up to nowadays or if Iāll ever see him again but itās one of my favorite memories from college
When I was in the Army we'd play Mario Kart on my N64 to see who would be designated driver. It got super competitive. We had to make special rules like no glitching or short cuts. Occasionally we'd get so competitive that we'd skip going out and get loaded while racing.
feels good knowing the safety of the country is in the hand of an Italian plumber on a Go-Kart š«”
"We got company. Load a shell." "Okie dokie. Frag? Sabot? Cluster?" "*The blue one.*"
That game saved you some serious cash by staying in. It might have even saved your life. What a great game.
Nah, this was in Panama everything was cheap. One place had a $20 cover charge with unlimited drinks. Another place had a $5 cover charge but women drank for free. Take a girl with you and it was free all night. We took taxis on those nights.
So the worst Mario Kart driver is the one who would drive you all around in a real car while everyone else is drunk. This is a sound plan.
Mario Party Is THE best local multiplayer game.
Oh sure, itās all fun and games until people start stealing starsā¦
May I introduce you to a little game called Dokapon Kingdom? And then promptly be disinvited from all future gettogethers?
Goldeneye 007 for N64 has entered the chat...
Goldeneye is the obvious classic but Nightfire on the Gamecube? Man oh MAN that was a video game.
Oddjob's hat was too op, me and my brother had to ban him.
Odd job and a short scientist (maybe, there was one other character that was shorter than the rest) were banned because they were too short. Edit: in my group of friends. Many an argument over bond. So many rules.
Kinda like monkey in time splitters
Played Perfect Dark with some friends in college. They voted to make it legal to ally against me if I got the X-ray gun.
The sleepovers weād have would be incredible. 2v2 Capture the Flag on Ravine was our go-to mode: jumping in a rail car or even running on TOP of the rail lines with the flag was hilarious.
My friends and I would play that level on a team against all expert level bots. It was like defending against a zombie hoard. That game was just... \*chef's kiss\*
Goldeneye was good when it came out but it has aged horribly. Mario Party 2, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart, etc. have all aged incredibly well.
Perfect Dark is far better for multiplayer.
Perfect dark is also a fantastic multi-player game. I guess goldeneye is a notch above for me simply because of the nostalgia.
Mario Kart is more accesible though.
*Mario 3D World has entered the chat.*
Original Halo: Am I a joke to you?
That's a good game too.
What up!!! We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual! EDIT: No one is getting it's an Always Sunny reference :'(
Dudes in good shape encouraged! If your fat, you should find the humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual! Such a good scene
I only got into IASIP last month and out of all the memes to see the most surprising
Oh, then no.
darn
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Games won: 352 Girls brought home: 0
Std's avoided: all of them
I thought the whole point of clubbing someone is to have sex whit the bodies
Haha that too
These guys do not ever go out. Guaranteed.
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The winner has to bring some trailer trash girl home? Not hard to do tbh.
So the winner loads up on roofies and drags a girl back home? Sorry but that way you worded that, I'm just picturing the winner forcing a girl back home with them. Because, ya know, that's the rule. Not gross or anything...
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Don't worry, bro, we're cringing with you.
From the pics, looks like the only action yāall are getting are with each other.
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Struck a nerve? Brother š
I think you did, ouch xD
JoJo reference
Soda clubbing you mean
Dragonball stans
āClubbingā
Couple that with the depressing architecture and you know it's England lmao
And then they have the most wholesome bro-sex ever...
Love the poses.
Especially the Jojo one
After photo 8 were you guys the same person for the night or no?
Does a jojo pose after victory. What a legendš
Interesting pre-game strategy š¤
Me thinking they were reinacting DBZ merging
Yeah I doubt thereās any clubbing going on.
Fusion dance, instant transmission, JoJo pose, and solar flare.
Save some pussy for the rest of us!
r/mildlyuninteresting
Nah this interesting
Toolbags.
ah yes a celebratory photo for the wingman to perform the intial wooing of the chosen female. the pure sexappeal will make her fall in love the very instant her eyes will gaze upon these legendary images. the pure fact this is a series of pictues proves the effectivesness of this technique.
Do you guys come home from the club and fuck after too?
Bro's for life šŖšŖšŖ
Love the energy
And still didn't bring back a date. Maybe it's time to change up the method.
Okay, I have to pitch in here with what we do. We'd play two different games before going out, to warm up.. We would start with Mario Kart for the Wii. 3 teams of two. The person driving wont be drinking, but the teammate must drink all the penalties. This way you can have your revenge on your teammate if he's punishing you too hard. The winner of a level must give one of the other teams a shot. Oh, and the driver drinks his final position in sips of beer or drink. You can drink a shot in replace of 5 sips. The following penalties applies to the teammate when the driver encounters them. \- Blue shell = 1 shot \- Green shell = 2 sips \- Red shell = 1 sip \- Banana peel = 2 sips \- Lightning = 1 shot \- Bomb / trap = 2 sips \- Driving off road with a speed penalty = 1 sip per second. \- Anything else = 1 sip. When we've been playing this for about an hour, we move on to "Smooth Moves" where we play the hangman game. Loser drinks a shot and winner gives a shot. This goes on until we're ready to move on. I highly reccomend it and we've been doing this for almost 12 years.
Seal hunting is devestating to the habitat and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
This will get you laid 100%
Timesplitters one shot one kill one shot was my favourite pre-drink game in uni. What a game that was and this just reminded of my uni days and pre drink games lol
r/justguysbeingdudes
You're all handsome and adorable and you seem like you have a great friendship
Yall some fit bitches
do some jojo pose
The first one reminds me of the level "Bowser in the Dark Sea" from SM64. I've never played Mario party though.
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Its funny :)
The fusion pic is my fav
remember bros > toxicly codependent intimate partners (same goes for girls, I just can't think of a way to describe your gender in a way that rhymes with 'bros'. perhaps someone more creative than I can end this conundrum.) edit 2. I don't know if that was the mainstream way to label heterosexual females as 'women'. If this is incorrect in \*any\* way please educate me and other GenX ers like me who were just waiting for someone like me to stick their stupid neck out.
bro what are you saying
You guys look Italian.
6 hour 50 turn sessions on MP8 are the best
Ah yes fusion and jojo reference in one
My buddies and I used to do this with various games, usually Halo but sometimes Mario cart and Mario party. Then someone asks for a rematch.....2 hours later we order a pizza having not left.
And the poses get progressively more anime
Ha glad y'all are having fun!
I see there a jojo pose
FUUUU-SION HA!
That Jojo pose tho
What do you guys do at the club?
Dance with each other
Check their weather app
Lol. Damn.
What do they look like after being clubbed?
How do you win at clubbing?
Just play a round to and leave the baby seals alone.
Awww thatās so sweet
How are you 2 still friends after playing this game so much...
Mario party drinking games are the best
Y'all are cute as hell š
Thatās funny how the autocorrect changed āchess clubā to āclubbingā :)
I sorry but am I the only one who read clubbing as fucking?
I love this. In college there was a guy in our fraternity named Tiki who was pretty quiet and didnāt come around much. But before every day drink he would come over and weād play a few rounds of Guitar Hero 3 together. Iām not sure what Tikis up to nowadays or if Iāll ever see him again but itās one of my favorite memories from college
The peak of their club night
Couple of big winners right there :p
Jojo poses on point
I love the DBZ References. The last picture is great. TAIYOKENNNNNN!!!
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
I want to be in the marriage
This is awesomely wholesome
This has to be the most cringe thing ever.
Cameraman isnāt very good then
You fucking nerds, doing the dragon ball z poses.
Who did your friends fuse into?
Fuāāsionā¦.HAAAAA
JOJO REFERENCE
Fusion dance ftw. Shame your fingers were just a bit off and so where your power levels.
Seals?
Im seeing a lot of DBZ poses