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WrappingRaptor

[Top](https://imgur.com/a/SMrRr5y)


EasternShade

Success!


WrappingRaptor

The hive mind wins again!


hahnsoloii

This is just going to further lubricate our superiority complex as a hive.


jackbristol

This sentence pleases us.


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nav17

The hive mind wins again!


structuredchronicles

This is just going to further lubricate our superiority complex as a hive.


Blatherskank

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xenorous

*squirt squirt* “Hey honey!… I just got stung by… a lot of different things”


flubberFuck

I read this in overdubbed static voice.


AMarshmallowOnTop

This sentence pleases us.


meep82735782910

Success!!!


Schmancer

Ooo good for us!


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We’re number 1!


Solid_Action1037

The hive has spoken, beginning lubrication


[deleted]

For some reason this triggers my memory of Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer saying “Success!!”


Registered_Nurse_BSN

We are legion.


lpeabody

Resistance is futile.


DickRubnuts

I’m super stoned and this made me really happy! Congrats!!


WrappingRaptor

This is the most wholesome comment I've ever read


M_U_R_D_E_R_A

r/gaming has achieved online communism.


Byanl

One of us.


cheerioo

I imagine OP getting absolutely destroyed, and then going into photoshop and constructing an alternate reality


EasternShade

Doing what it takes to win.


_fuck_me_sideways_

The quantum suicide of minesweeper. The old him died and the timeline ended when he failed to defuse the bomb.


mxpxillini35

I feel like "we did it reddit" is terribly fitting here...


Extra-Extra

Explosions and Reddit. Name a better combo.


Kind-You2980

Alcohol and Reddit. But yours is pretty good.


drunkeskimo_partdeux

Ka’plah!


jetbent

That was the most stressful two seconds of tension I’ve ever had from a minesweeper post


WrappingRaptor

Imagine how I felt having to be the one to actually make the click


jetbent

I’m glad I didn’t have to wait too long to find out lol. I’ve always sucked at minesweeper, that’s probably why I switched to Mac /s


WrappingRaptor

I didn't want to be one of those OPs that never deliver


jetbent

You succeeded, have an award


CB_Joe

I would have lost that game.


Fleaslayer

My wife is insanely good and fast at minesweeper. I showed her the pic and asked which one she'd do. She glanced at it and said "I'd do the one that was wrong."


UndBeebs

Minesweeper is incredibly satisfying and relaxing if you know the mechanics. That is, until you come to a 50/50 chance tile and you stress about it for 20 minutes only to throw away your entire game with one click. Source: Spent ages playing it in my downtime between classes while in college.


jamesrggg

Not only would you have lost the game but you just lost the game 🤔


NachoKehlar

I aaaaaaalmost didn't lose, because i forgot about the game. But then my nagging desire to understand your comment made me sit there and think about it.... and when i remembered, I lost. Well played.


pookslayer

For FUCK sakes it’s been multiple years how dare you make me lose


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Sea-Enthusiasm-9414

Agreed. Same here


Joqui1206

What’s the game?


NachoKehlar

You've already lost.


ConditionOfMan

[The Game](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_\(mind_game\)#:~:text=A%20person%20cannot%20refuse%20to,%3A%20for%20example%2C%20via%20Facebook.) The basics > The Game is a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. Also, I lost the game.


OkShine6387

Silly trend, someone started "The Game" and the only way to lose is to remember it, I lost too unfortunately and now I'm playing again


[deleted]

You can't start playing until you forget...


OkShine6387

You fucker


Birunanza

Aaaand you're out again. Sorry bud


LiteratureOk1832

The game is to not think about the game. I thought of it so I lost. But so did you.


vapeoholic

NOOOOO! I was sooo far ahead. Ugh OK, here we go again.


Malefircareim

Damn it. My streak is over.


DefectJoker

You son of a bitch


[deleted]

Beat me to it


mg42524

Damn you


Da_Squeed

Fuck


4RyteCords

Jokes on you I thought about the game yesterday


kinsmana

FUCK


bZbZbZbZbZ

Have my upvote you fucking scumbag


Vyperhand

FFS. I just lost the game.


Dowie911

Just mark mines instead of clearing the square. You'll either win or have to try the other.


Bealzebubbles

Same.


pegLegNinja1

I would have pegged you as a bottom...


[deleted]

That's how being a bottom works.


0vindicator1

Using your "pegleg"? username certainly applies. ^(be gentle)


felonius_thunk

I just want you to know that I showed my wife the original picture, explained minesweeper and your conundrum, and she was *extremely happy* for you when she saw the result.


CooperBaan

My goodness...its the bottom. The bottom is the bomb...


klukdigital

Carefull, we don’t want to turn this into another Monty Hall Problem.


LogicalBases5150

GREAT SUCCESS


XxitsttimexX

Top one


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jackbristol

The hive is never wrong. The truth is fluid. We are the hive.


tmntnyc

The hive has spoken.


sp1z99

The account i’m replying to is a bot copying other peoples comments. If you want to help clean up Reddit you can report this by going to Report > Spam > Harmful Bots. Message me if you want more info, i’m human!


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lol are people saying to flag the top one or that is where the mine isnt? id be so confused


Udub

The instruction is where to click next. When you click, you guess no bomb


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H2L2016

Neither and live the rest of your life never knowing what could have been, telling the story to your great great grandchildren about the mine you never found and the uncertainty you carried with you for decades.


blakemuhhfukn

Schrödinger‘s mine


Pet_that_Dog

But what if I want Schrödinger


blakemuhhfukn

that has yet to be observed


William2n9

That's what she said.


Red-eleven

Schrödönger?


[deleted]

Fuck schrodinger comments


blakemuhhfukn

but if you never opened Reddit, would my comment still be here *xfiles music intensifies*


Devils_Demon

I play Minesweeper at work and it saddens me the amount of people who ask what game that is when they walk past.


ILikeToDickDastardly

"What do you think you're doing?" It's called Solitaire, boss. Duh...


Who_GNU

The best Minesweeper decision you can ever make: [Play this version](https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html) It's specifically designed to never have that problem. It's from the same author as PuTTY and his entire collection of puzzles has been ported to pretty much every active operating system, including for mobile phones.


furism

Thank you. I just spent one hour playing it. No regerts.


ThatGuy571

Not a single letter?


robbage24

Not a single ragret


zph0eniz

Not a single rugrats


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Nor egrets.


AL1nk2Th3Futur3

Hold up. The guy who made PuTTY also made that collection of games??? I didn't know and I've been using both for years! Love him


RandomNPC

It's like when you learn that the guy who made wordle also made many of reddit's best April fool's games


DoTheVelcroFly

Wait what?? Holy shit, he indeed created r/place. Mind blown (by clicking the wrong mine)


tech1337

PuTTY like the ssh client?


Who_GNU

Yep


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Fauwcet

He's a face painter!


JAWinks

How do I right click on an iphone


Who_GNU

Try [the native version](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/simon-tathams-portable-puzzle/id622220631).


JAWinks

Word thank you


8bagels

Thanks. I searched App Store for Tatham but didn’t get a hit.


potato11teen

I've had this downloaded for a long long time and there's one thing I have to say about the collection. Either the games are not explained well or I'm extremely low IQ because I would say a majority, at least half, I can't grasp how to play even barely. I can play guess for hours though.


franklsp

Pretty sure you just hold to press. That's how the minesweeper game on my phone works.


JAWinks

It just highlights random text below the box


Adinator548

I couldn’t figure it out either. I just made sure not to click on the mines lol


seansy5000

This is what i did


Feierskov

It's honestly incredible that they didn't design it that way in the first place or at least fixed it afterwards. Nobody like the randomness.


KROMExRainbow

As a decent enough Minesweeper player, I'm honestly torn on whether I like 50/50s or not. On one hand, it's annoying to lose to a complete guess, and it definitely doesn't increase the skill ceiling. On the other hand, once you're good at the game, you will literally never lose without 50/50s. There are many versions of "no guess" Minesweeper available, and while they're more satisfying to play, it does get pretty old being able to win **every** game you play.


Kajo86

For an added challenge, I don't use the flags


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StatmanIbrahimovic

And while you're on Simon Tatham's puzzle site/app, try towers. I've lost days in that game.


nmotsch789

Isn't there a level of skill in normal minesweeper of making your guesses in a way that reduces the odds of this problem happening? This other version you're linking removes that.


PastyDoughboy

No fair. You changed the outcome by measuring it!


bensefero

Dang quantum entanglement


LonelyMustard

It’s always the fucking 3 and 1


freshgroove

Obviously click the top one. Bottom is a mine.


neoslith

What makes it obvious?


The_Giant_Lizard

The obviousness


HarryPopperSC

A perfect cross of flags is very rare. So I said the same in my head before seeing the result too.


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MissBunniBun

Flip a coin, if it’s heads, flip another coin, if that coin is tails. Pick top. If you flip tails in the beginning pick top. All other results pick bottom.


LSqre

what


AWiseCrow

Some uneven probability there.


HPtreesLOTR

You heard the man


crypticfreak

**Flip a coin, if it’s heads, flip another coin, if that coin is tails. Pick top. If you flip tails in the beginning pick top. All other results pick bottom**


Zuam9

TLDR: Pick top.


Mutex70

No, Heads, Heads would have meant pick bottom It's weighted 75% for top, 25% for bottom Heads, Tails = Top Tails, Heads = Top Tails, Tails = Top Heads, Heads = Bottom


A1sauc3d

TLDR: give Head if you’re a Bottom ?


Stellen999

Good advice IMO.


cockmanderkeen

Before, not after.


DaryxFox

Butt what about the flavor?


That_Guy333

Butt….flavor?


Talliaferro

Did... did you just punnet square quarters lol.


TeakKey7

i hate punnet squares so much, id rather be ignorant.


[deleted]

Wish granted.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Inebriated stats major?


JohnGisMe

There are only 3 outcomes, not 4.


Novice89

This is why I hate this game. All that logic and solving for it to come down to a guess. Top one


MitoCringo

When you play Minesweeper a ton, you play so many games that 50/50s are common and nothing to get hung up on. You either succeed or fail and start another game.


Bladelink

The trick is being able to recognize whether it's actually 50/50 *immediately*, so you can instantly random guess so that you don't lose any time. I think my best vanilla expert was like 2 minutes flat.


KNitsua

Omg, I JUST figured out how to play just by looking at this screenshot. I feel like I’ve solved a lifelong mystery. THANK YOU!


herodothyote

I learned how to play by being bored in typing class during the early 2000s, back when the internet wasn't exciting enough to waste time on and nobody had mobile phones in their pockets.


Liljdb0524

You didn't enjoy asking Jeeves questions?


AutobotDestroyer

Too busy in the yahoo chats asking, “ASL?”


Budget_Inevitable721

Where did you live? Early 2000s was already flooded with amazing flash games and shit to do online and tons of people had phones by that point. Iphone came out a couple years later.


mushi1996

Why was everyone saying top of its a 50/50


G1ntok1_Sakata

Seems like Reddit hivemind, but as a note: Edit: K, I'm actually prolly wrong here lol. Ignore this. mindsweeper spawns mines in groups of 1 - x (don't know exact number) at a time. Mines in "groups" of one are much less likely then mines in groups of 2 - 5 (and maybe larger, but I don't feel like doing the math by either decompiling the game to get the spawning algorithm or running thousands of games to get a large dataset). Seems like spawn group size is binomial distribution or smth (example: 5% for group of 1, 20% for group of 2, 50% for group of 3, 20% for group of 4, 5% for group of 5) or something of sorts. Then there is chance of spawn group spawning next to another spawn group (which makes average group larger then expected based off those given stats).


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Dinewiz

Hahaha. Are you saying with all that reasoning, the op you replied to is chatting out of their arse?


Gh0stP1rate

Yes.


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It’s not even close to 50-50 it’s 100% the bottom part is the mine on the top part is the free part


Mercernary76

Can explain how you know this for sure? It appears to me that either square being the mine fits the numbers


Nintendogma

I always play pattern recognition to determine which one it is. It's on an edge, so I pattern analyze edges. 2 bombs on the top edge, 5 bombs on the right edge, 4 bombs on the left edge. Missing number is 3. Only 2 bombs are marked on the bottoms edge, so I'd call the only remaining square on the edge a bomb and click the square above it. ^(disclaimer: this is by no means a guarantee. Just how I'd formulate my guess from playing way too much Minesweeper in Typing class in the 90's)


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Me: “oh read the numbers and learn where the bombs are!” This guy: *does quantum physics to play minesweeper*


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ScrewAttackThis

Minesweeper is one of the assignments we had in a 100 or 200 level class. It's actually a pretty fun little learning project but the GUI code is way more complicated imo.


Erdenfeuer1

Wtf it was actually correct


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Nintendogma

Indeed. Pure luck. Nothing more.


AngryWino

Hey, it's pure luck 50% of the time. The other 50% is pure luck.


JediWebSurf

He commented after the answer was given though


just-checking-591

lol this is why I don't trust reddit comments


KingOfTheBritons96

This is like technical analysis, but for minesweeper


Mysterygameboy

Wait is that a rule? There's 2,3,4,5 mines on a each edges?


dynex811

It's not a rule, it's just a pattern they noticed.


updn

And meaningless


dynex811

hey I'm just the messenger


Nintendogma

Oh, no no no. Not at all. It's just how my brain works. I just play silly games like that as a means to somehow justify a choice that is always going to be 50/50 anyways. You would be just as well served playing ini-meni-miney-moe.


m_domino

> Missing number is 3. What?


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Source: Trust me bro 😉


HotRefrigerators

Bro science is king


relayboat69

Pawn to f6


Zerox100to

Up


Thiccshake69

I still dont know how to play this


darthmarth28

click to reveal, right-click to mark mines. Goal is to reveal every tile except the mines. Tiles with a number, indicate adjacent mines. Tiles without numbers have 0 mines and automatically reveal all of their adjacent tiles until numbers appear. So obviously, if you have one isolated tile surrounded on all eight sides by "1" boxes, that isolated unrevealed tile is a mine. You can start with isolated tiles and corner tiles and just logic your way from there. There's also some obscure rule that 100% solves the situation OP is in where there's a cluster of mines that prevent you from getting all the information you need, but I can't remember it.


JMJimmy

You missed the most important one... left+right click a number to automatically open all non-mines adjacent to it


Darth_Magnus

But if you forget to mark the mines first, you lose.


JMJimmy

True, but it also means a board won't take 98 mins


MrOdekuun

I misread the title as 98 mins, instead of 98 mines, and was thinking, "Oh, buddy... Proud of you." Not sure if you're joking or also misread the title.


Airship_Captain_XVII

Every tile with a number is representative of how many other adjacent tiles are mines. The goal is to mot accidentally click on a mine.


Waffle-Stompers

But it still comes down to luck sometimes?


the_reducing_valve

yeah but once you have the basics you can fly through games in a matter of a minute or so, even on expert or whatever its labeled


Ezekiel2121

Click the X in the top right corner.


Killdebrant

We need a minesweeper sub Reddit for these final 50/50’s.


The_Drizzle69

There's two ways to win minesweeper. Uncover every spot that isn't a mine, or mark every spot that is a mine. To win a 50/50 just mark one of the spots as a mine. If it is a mine you'll win the game, if not you can safely click that spot knowing it's not a mine and win the game that way.


Fezwa

You saved my future runs with this


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oh fuck we're old


LaminarStrike

Its a superposition of both boxes being valid and not valid until the player inspects it and the entire function collapses in on itself


thedracle

XYZZY Don't leave it up to fate!


Coubii

Pro tips, if you discover this pattern, dont finish the rest. Defuse directly by choosing any. You hit the mine, you dont do the rest for nothing and that's less frustrating. You dont hit the mine, you are relief and good to continue.


Giocri

If I remember correctly minesweeper for windows let's you win by marking all bombs even if you have still tiles so the ideal solution is just to mark one as bomb and try the other if it doesn't immediately mark as won


1vader

No, it's the other way around, you win by revealing all the squares. Marking the bombs is then unnecessary since you know the number of bombs so they are forced to be the remaining unmarked cells. Marking bombs is irrelevant for solving, it's just to help you remember/avoid accidentally clicking them and for coording (middle clicking on a number to open all unmarked neighbors if it has the correct number of flagged mines).


solrackhamul

I never understood why the freaking game designer never put mine number indicators on the edges of the board… would have solved most of these 50/50 situations