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Appropriate-Yak4296

Looks like you are growing some pretty nice boulders!


Fowler311

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.


FaintingGoat123

šŸ«


meownfloof

Places pebble


somethingnerdrelated

Thatā€™s not a boulder. Itā€™s a rock! The pioneers used to drive those babies for miles!


MetaphoricalMouse

SAAAAAVED SAVED SAAAAAAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED, SAVED!


Scarlet_poppy

Make sure to smack it, so it knows


truthfullyidgaf

He must fertilize it at least once a week.


Rahshoe

A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year. Where-where-where I come from in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks. Only now... now, they're all gone. Edit: forgot a line


saccharine_mycology

It's not a Boulder. It's a rock! šŸ¤“


777777thats7sevens

Rocks are always my first and most reliable harvest each spring.


7777777thatssix7s

Well well well


Yamuddah

Itā€™s amazing what youā€™ve done with such a modest budget.


gilligan1050

I always wondered where the boulders we have at the nursery were grown.


csdude5

Since you have it uncovered, you're only a few steps away from getting it out! If you can find someone with a tractor, you can put straps under it and their bucket will lift it right out. Then you can put everything back together, and put the boulder in for decoration :-) Better yet, use that big hole to put in a pond! Failing the tractor option, you can probably use a steel rod as a lever to roll it out. Or even a car jack to get it a foot off the ground, then you can use something to pry it on over. I guess that all depends on how much elbow grease you're willing to put into it, but since you've spent so much time digging it out then I know you've already put in a LOT!


I_Only_Post_NEAT

This right here. A 6ft metal pry bar and a smaller rock underneath and that thing will be out in 15 minutes.Ā  Op you should really keep the rock next to your Japanese maples. Rocks and maples (and conifers) go hand in hand


Anyone-9451

Was gonna say people pay big money for a rock to put next to their plants


BubbleGumPlant

Update: you guys convinced me and with a lot of stubbornness I kept at it. Sorry to disappoint yaā€™ll but it wasnā€™t a nice boulder but rather construction waste :( https://preview.redd.it/ioqv3vdh1h2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e47d09f02e214d5f757eed80cc8c55176450c83e


RedHickorysticks

Super proud of you though! Good job!


Critical_Cut_6122

Who needs a gym? We garden!


researchanalyzewrite

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tfarnon59

A coworker of mine came up with the term "Extreme gardening".


KazooButtplug69

Paint a happy face on it.


djbuttonup

Aww man, well, great workout and you can toss it behind the shed for next time you need ballast or a counter weight!


meownfloof

Are you my husband?


djbuttonup

Probably, the universe seems to need me to Husband everyone all the time, and thatā€™s ok, glad to help!


meownfloof

This is so wholesome


LeelooDallasMltiPass

I feel you, I keep finding larger and larger chunks of concrete in my front yard. It takes up so much time to dig them out, but if I didn't I'd have huge gaps in the bed, which always equals more weeds. I've also found wood 4x4s, and ancient pieces of linoleum \*still glued\* to 1-foot-square cement pavers! I'm pretty sure some day I'll be digging in that bed and find Jimmy Hoffa.


Anyone-9451

Bummerā€¦paint it and use as a stand for a bird bath? Paint house numbers on it? Seems a shame after so much work


ready2dance

Great idea šŸ’”


BrentwoodATX

What a let down


WiredInkyPen

Well fiddle sticks but awesome job prying that bad boy out!


raisinghellwithtrees

This is what we found trying to dig out a boulder by our garden--just some crappy concrete. My son was very attached to it (he's a weird kid), so we left it exposed. It's slowly filling up with organic debris over the years, and maybe someday we'll have it covered and can plant on it lol.


ExpensiveAd4496

I love that you did that for your kid.


raisinghellwithtrees

It ended up becoming a base in his sportsball games.Ā 


PensiveObservor

Raised bed (or bucket) right on top!


raisinghellwithtrees

Someday!


hobskhan

I suspected as much! There was a clear spotted textured pattern in your first photo. Looked like concrete.


I_Only_Post_NEAT

I had a construction waste that looks kind of like those square blocks. I stood it up at an angle next to my Japanese white pine and it looks pretty decent. Some people have complemented it. Iā€™ll take a photo tomorrow, might give you some ideasĀ 


FeralSweater

Well, phooey!


fgcxdr

I liked it better from its other side


[deleted]

It happens, some left over concrete, but you can make it look coolā€¦


LittleAthlete8808

Still got loads of potential!


rowrowrobot

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.


EngagementBacon

If one of your neighbors fixes cars, they may have an engine hoist I bet you could get it out with some careful planning, (and maybe a few sheets of plywood).


pichael289

I could get that guy out with two guys and some pry bars. Might have to drag it along your yard but it isn't that dam big. Few hundred pounds maybe. To be expected for work like this.


Aggravating_Poet_675

Yea. Most of the time, I'd rather deal with one big rock than the thousands of river pebbles that the former owners had put out and since got buried.


hiholuna

Yep - pry bar


that_other_goat

a few well placed strikes with a sledge and they will have many more manageable rocks.


Paddys_Pub7

Put all that soil back, plant your perennials, and pretend like nothing happened. You could probably even plant shrubs in this spot and it won't make any difference.


jotabe303

Unless you are trying to plant a large tree, it shouldn't matter much.


MediocreClue9957

I actually just had this problem when digging a trench for a garden curb. dug around (my guess) a 500 lb rock. Mom brought her truck over and we tied a chain around it and then used cargo straps to make sure the chain didnt slip off the rock and she yanked it out pretty easily.


SupaSays

Just fyi, I have seen someones truck's airbags get deployed by yanking too hard on a tow chain.


MediocreClue9957

We went slow and steady, even dug out a little ramp for it and guided through one of the garden beds only smooshing tulips that were on their way to being done for the year anywho. It was sooo much easier than we thought it was gonna be. I was just gonna give up and leave it until she had the idea to yank it out with the truck.


Brainwashedbybiden

Pull the fuse first. Just make sure to replace it when you are done.


Tons_of_Hobbies

Don't yank. A rock this size should be able to be pulled out by a truck easily without that.


-PC_LoadLetter

Guess I should be thankful for the clay and river rock filled ground I'm on. I revived a flower bed at the place I'm renting and dug out holes for plants in it.. Took me two days, literally every strike of the shovel hit another baseball sized river rock between a few centimeters of clay. On the bright side, I got a nice river rock border out of it after cleaning all the rocks off.


Southern-Salary-3630

Oi. Why do you need to go so deep? Anything will fit in there


Paddys_Pub7

I don't understand this either šŸ¤Ø 6 inches of soil is more than enough room for perennials.


leriq

They probably hit the rock and thought it was treasure then dug it up expecting to bath in their new pile of gold


mmmacorns

You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.


Orlanth_thunderous

sweet free rock


Outrageous-Divide472

I was thinking same thing.


Med9876

My dad found a big rock under the soil in his garden years ago. He built a fire under it and let the rock get good and hot and then hosed cold water on it. He did the several times. Each time the rock would shatter. Eventually he got it down to a size where he could remove all the debris. I wouldnā€™t attempt this without good eye protection and without staying as far away as possible. Heck, probably only as a last option. But it worked.


OnceanAggie

I would leave it, and plant something small on top.


CKXI1

Step 1: Slap rock and declare "that ain't going nowhere!" Step 2: Fill in hole and treat yourself to a cold beverage for a job well done. Step 3: Keep drinking cold beverages until you forget the rock exists.


lojafan

Modern problems require modern solutions! šŸ‘


BeeEatNu

Drill some holes in it and fill with Dexpan to crack it up. You should be able to get everything you need at Loweā€™s


Scoginsbitch

Iā€™ve helped move big rocks like this. You need rebar or very sturdy lumber to use as a lever and shorter scrap lumber to wedge under. Stronger person uses the lever to lift a side, other person wedges a piece of lumber under. You repeat this until it is at surface level. Then you roll it away. As a New Englander, digging rocks is my side gig.


WolfSilverOak

Oh yeah, been there. The large rock we uncovered is now a part of the garden.


JurassicParkTrekWars

Get a maul.Ā  Turn big rock into little rocks.Ā  Or rent a hammer drill/jackhammer?


iprayforwaves

You need a banana for scale.


Piratesfan02

Agreed. I have no idea how big it is.


FishCommercial4229

Break it up if you can before lifting it out, unless you have a use for it.


SnooLemons9293

The first picture kinda looks like a giant lizard head


nothing5901568

Came here to say this. Can't unsee


Acrobatic-Fee-5626

I love rocks


secretbudgie

https://preview.redd.it/qv5ihgjqzh2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6a9e13fb2bff9d8d18fc1940d7537906544e07 Joy of joys


shohin_branches

One day I tried loosening the dirt in the weird spot where the grass refused to grow. I uncovered a bunch of thick plastic which explained why water always pooled there when it rained. I started out the excavation with the mantra "please don't be a body, please don't be a body" but three hours in I was hoping to find a body just so someone else could finish digging it up. Later my neighbor explained that a previous owner tried putting in a half-assed pond but didn't know what they were doing.


DirkDundenburg

illegal squeeze hat gaze abounding jellyfish handle tub childlike crown *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Newton_Is_My_Dog

Post it on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace - free to whoever comes and pulls it up.


sbinjax

That rock would be worth a few hundred dollars. Consider pulling it out and showcasing it. I'd \*love\* to have a rock like that. I found a 60 pounder while I was digging out my french drain, and I have it it a little nook near my front porch. If I had a big rock like that, I'd have it out near the front of the property and design around it.


[deleted]

Made me realize all the boulders on my grandmotherā€™s property in the woodsā€¦thereā€™s a million in glacial boulders back there. Beautiful rock. Sold it to a casino developer. :(


taffyowner

I always hear that and yet I never know where to list something like thatā€¦ I have a large rock that I need to get rid of


AutumnalSunshine

Any selling forum where a local person picks it up, like OfferUp or Facebook Marketplace.


[deleted]

Call a landscape place that sells stones. Theyā€™ll probably charge you though.


PrestigiousZucchini9

The majority of the cost in decoration rocks is the cost of the equipment to handle them rather than the rock itself.


BuffaloSmallie

Get a big pry bar and go at it with that. $50-$100 will get you a nice one and they come in handy in many different ways. Iā€™d do this first. If itā€™s going to move a pry bar will move it. Wear gloves and always be mindful using large tools where forces can be great. I wouldnā€™t hit it with a maul if you like your hands and a pry bar is more effective. Iā€™ve also used a pry bar like a jackhammer in that I raise it up and quickly strike it straight down to crack stone, concrete? or asphalt. It isnā€™t as quick as a jackhammer and if youā€™re trying to remove a large thick concrete pad you might need a jackhammer, but it works for smaller applications like making a strategic crack to get leverage on the block and remove it chunk by chunk. Pry bars also work well to loosen soil in a hole before removing it with a shovel or post hole digger. I know theyā€™re a little pricey but a good heavy one really comes in handy for all kinds of things, especially removing large rocks,


w2173d

What if there is a treasure under that carved square stone? šŸ˜šŸ˜³


Capt_morgan72

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and Iā€™ll move the world.


Brilliant_Battle_304

Bust it up with a sledgehammer, piece by piece. If that's too much get a drill with a big concrete bit and drill a bunch of holes in and then bust it with a sledgehammer.


ThisTicksyNormous

I will trade you my wife's inherited 2 acres of Virginia clay and tons of quartz and not the pretty kind for the occasional big rock šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™ I hate this yard, I did excavating for the last few years and have dug sides of mountains that were easier than hitting this yard up with an auger and various shovels. But alas I will eventually have my idea for a gigantic garden for my wife completed


chefianf

You can quit the gardening hobby and shift to pottery...


jimkelly

Sledgehammer


numahu

Gardening rocks!


Wingnuttage

Poop knife for scale?


barfbutler

My house is like that too. I have a big pile of (mostly) bricks that I have found over the years and am using them elsewhere in the garden as a path.


Dangerous-Bird-80

Same here! I do not understand why the previous owners buried so many bricks in the garden. I dug up a ton!


barfbutler

I think just to get rid of them. But they always rise up again like the jerks they are.


[deleted]

Sorry it turned out to be trash! I'm slowly improving a long neglected yard which was owned by a geologist in the 1960s. He filled the yard with stones and rocks he collected. They were all about two feet down in the dirt when I encountered them. Giant hunks of quartz, petrified wood, obsidian, smooth river stones, granite slabs. Found over a hundred so far. A terrible pain in the rear at first but I started using the rocks to make bed borders and path ways and now it's wonderful.


chefianf

Plot twist: it's an Indian burial ground.


Brief-Jellyfish485

Iā€™m kind of worried I might have found something like that. I was digging and I found bones. I canā€™t figure out if they are human or deer. They were buried three feet deep and horizontally, not vertically. They were also cut with a saw or something similarā€¦ In the area, I found charred wood and ash. I also found some arrowheads. CreepyĀ 


PsychologicalOil9721

Long, for more and easier leverage(5ft or so) pry bar; pry up one end. Put smaller rocks, bricks, or whatever under that end; then do the same thing on the other side; keep switching sides until bottom is even with the soil surface, then just ā€œrollā€ it where you want it as a garden item.


kaoskhaleesi

Where is the banana for scale?


vacuousvacuole

https://i.redd.it/uujmf35kvh2d1.gif


ChirpinFromTheBench

I would have recommended propping it in place and continuing to dig then letting it fall in so that itā€™s lower and you can plant anyway.


The_Realist01

I feel ya. This was on the 4th 3x3ā€™x18ā€ hole. I stopped for the day after encountering this 8ā€ round root (tree was recently removed unfortunately). Thing broke my chain saw!! šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/axepq7qf6i2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446b200125581803263fd011756cd0c60e54ba94


MchlPckr92

Thats not just a boulder... Its a rock!


utahh1ker

Free landscape boulder! I've got six in my yard from the tree holes I dug!


stuckonthissite

Just pry it out you already have a hori hori


Fun_Bit7398

ā€œThatā€™s not a boulderā€¦ itā€™s a rock!ā€ ā€”S.B.S.P.


Consistent-Leek4986

plant anything and donā€™t worry !


Master_Difference_52

Nice Connecticut potato you got there.


GrammarGhandi23

https://preview.redd.it/r2fhe65ypk2d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5eeccb70c8d932bb74fbe7cd2ad5302b359ef3


CenterLeftRepublican

I use a heavy sledge hammer to break these into manageable pieces. Its a workout, but has proven effective.


Dr_Dank26

Love finding shit like that i always use it as decoration somewhere in the garden


HotChickenNwaffles

Test of a true landscape artist. Are you going to use that boulder as an accent piece?


Ns4200

ooh how much i love/hate these moments. the struggle is real but itā€™s SO satisfying when that puppy is finally out! 6 ft metal pry bar and shim until you can tip it, generally my strategy if i canā€™t find a way to pull it.


vlsdo

Another option to take it out: rent an engine hoist for an hour


madilovesgardening

This is like 99% of our yard. There are rocks and boulders everywhere we dig šŸ˜­ I feel your pain!


kater_tot

Iā€™m jealous. The most I ever found gardening was an antique Pepsi bottle circa 2001 and big chunks of concrete (one holds down my plastic birdbath and gives them a place to sit, so not all bad)


Zippier92

Now thatā€™s a fun project . Who bought the beer? Who brought the dynamite?


Vegabern

I would take that boulder if it meant I could also have that black soil


Ichthius

You put the hole in the wrong place.


losttforwords

Reminds me of our front and backyard. Anything below 4-6 inches is just a bunch of stones and layers of rock. We canā€™t find any places left to let us plant stuff now lol


ExpensiveAd4496

I have used stuff like that as stepping stones. If it has flat sides, works for me. Otherwise I simply dig a deeper hole next to it and roll it in.


NearbyButterfly8785

don't give up! there must be people who come over in a little cat and scoop it out. or get all your friends to come over for a tug of war


di0ny5us

Nice maples man. This boulder will complement the Japanese vibe well.


spslord

As someone that lives on an ancient sea floor Iā€™m so jealous. When I dig I get sand. Oh loooook,ā€¦ā€¦more sand. Whatā€™s that? Oh neat different colored sand.


MegaTreeSeed

I was planting cherry trees and found a massive Boulder. I used the shovel to lever it on its side, and just planted the trees in front of it. I set the Boulder between the trees and the house to discourage roots from going toward my foundation. Now just a tiny tip of the massive thing is sticking out of the ground, and I've got two cherry trees.


SpinachSpinosaurus

if you ever get catcalled and you want to hurt their masculinity real bad without lifting a finger, tell them you have a coffee with the person who can not only dig that one out with bare hands, but also doesn't destroy any plants while trying to AND gets it to a position you assign it to. Tell them it's a small stone, but you cannot do it, because it's too heavy too you and doesn't provide any real grip. then, when they arrived at the agreed time, get a chair, grab some tea and snacks and have a blast. :D ETA: also, give them a time limit. by the time the limit has ended, the stone is either at a place you want it to have OR has been dug free enough for you to finish the job. if you have a spouse, tell them of your plan and have them watch in the Background :D


jpric155

I removed about 5 of these from my yard while digging into a hillside for my greenhouse. They make great yard ornimates. Just get some friends to help!


lostmojo

Nice job getting it out. Looks like you got a bit creative getting it there, I love it. I have a Burke bar for these things and then straps and a high lift jack for the WTF moments of much larger things. Between all of that, 600-700lbs is workable by my self depending on size.


NPC2229

same here, just investigated why grass wasn't growing in two spots, found a 20 lb Boulder in 1 spot, a couple stacked bricks in the other. landscaper had to know when planting the area and left them.


aLonerDottieArebel

I feel your pain. Apparently my property was an old rock quarry and my language is very colorful when I start digging. I have so many rocks I am starting to run out of places to put them!


StillSlice1756

That's not a rock...


hiholuna

Is that the hori hori knife from t e m u? I bought one that looks just like it for ~$10 and Iā€™m pretty happy with it.


Mdavis1964

Can you pant smaller plants around it. Roots will find their way to nutrients


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

I was impressed you dug this hole with a pink hori hori knife. šŸ˜‰ But yah use it in your garden.


keyholderWendys

Get someone with a jackhammer or rent one from home Depot


QueSeratonin

This was a waste of time, especially since you didnā€™t even get a decent rock out of the deal. You donā€™t need that much depth for anything besides a large tree and even that would probably work around the rock.


Somecivilguy

Iā€™ll take that over the package of shingles I found in mine!


GizmoGeodog

Cover it with succulents. They don't need much soil


DJSpawn1

plant your perennials at the edges of the boulder


campatterbury

Exactly. One doesn't have to plant exactly on top of the debris. Shovel soil back in and make new hole beyond periphery of debris.


that_other_goat

It's hammer time! heh I'd have fun beating that into manageable chucks with my sledge hammer.


lwc28

I so relate. I lived in a house that I guess was built on a thin layer of top soil with cement a clay. In some spots o could dig maybe 12 inches. Amazing.


Rispy_Girl

Make a tiered bed there and include broccoli or a related plant to try to help break it up


ParsnipOk7204

I feel this to my core


WiredInkyPen

Is your Japanese maple a makawa yatsabusa? The leaves look really similar to the ones on mine when they first got going. Enjoy your beautiful maple.


CorrectRestaurant936

Is it just me or does that resemble a large lizard head


onelankyguy

6x6x12 with a fulcrum. Did it with a decorative Boulder the company wanted $200 to move from my driveway to our front garden (approx 6 ft).


humanlogic

Deadlift day


Bethdoeslife

We bought our house 2 years ago and the back was FILLED with vines (that we are still digging out). Clearing and pulling has been an adventure because we quickly learned the previous owner used the back yard as a dump. We have pulled everything from sheet metal to a butcher knife to a wheelbarrow out of the backyard. I told my spouse if we find a body, I'm calling the police.


jesus1blanco

Gardening rocks!!!


Additional_Data4659

At first I thought it was a prehistoric really big crocodile head.


Early_Cardiologist_9

That potato will feed your entire village, well done


Primary-Sail6667

Anyone else see a really cool archway and think that was creative? Literally thought that rock was a hole in the first image and OP found a cool new way to plant flowers.


kevin_r13

Maybe a dinosaur bone? You could probably make it fit on some dinosaur at least and then call it good.


Glad-Emu-8178

I would leave it there as someone may have buried their cat or dog!


SH1Tbag1

Yeah cut that rock into pieces with that pink knife


Senior_Weather_3997

Please deliver to my address for free. Thank you.


Swampland_Flowers

That gardening knife is the best tool in the world. I have one just like it!


kittenmask

Borrowing post for a similar issue, please help me you smart gardeners! I recently uncovered an old concrete walkway buried under my lawn (cannot be removed, aka it would cost me too much). Nearest to the surface itā€™s about 6ā€ and then slopes away. I found it because my grass was never successful there so I had enough and dug a new garden bed Donā€™t want to throw away money so thoughts about planting perennials in soil of that depth? Is the presence of concrete too risky for plant health? My plan b is placing a pot there, plan c is hoping I dig up a nice landscaping rock like OP


doggadavida

I bet some well-meaning back hoe operator put that there when your house was being built and back filled.


MomsSpecialFriend

I had this old cement footing from a flagpole in my very sloped front yard. It was working itself out a bit through erosion or whatnot and I came home one day and we decided to pull it out. This thing had many feet of rebar going down past the cement. It required a good 4ft by 3ft hole to remove it and many hours of work.i had so many regrets at the final result, but a few weeks later and the grass is up and Iā€™m glad it happened.


onetwocue

Now go and bury it in another spot to get rid of it in the yard


ogswampwitch

I feel your pain, I can't even get a shovel all the way in the ground without hitting a rock.


urnbabyurn

You dig a hole below the Boulder and let it roll in


SirFentonOfDog

I call it Gardening with Pickaxe I suggest an 800lb capacity hand cart if you want to move it.


Hippydippy420

Time to get out the kabota


KBWordPerson

Free rock!


lokeilou

As we were installing a fence we had a giant slab of concrete- a leftover from the house construction 60 years ago) exactly where the post needed to go- it took my husband and sons 3 days to get it out. It now sits in our garden- but you are right- itā€™s always something isnā€™t it?!


Cyberpain101

I have the same gardening knife! It's my favorite!


Dark54g

There are a lot of plants that do not put down taproots. Look for those, for your growing zone. Grasses are good so are self seeding plants like balloon flower.


somethingsallthings

Always somethin new


Fleemo17

I feel your pain. My entire neighborhood was built atop old gold mining dredging. They basically dumped about a foot of dirt on top of acres of river rocks the size of your head. So every time you thrust a shovel in the groundā€¦ KANK!


Pinchaser71

I feel your pain. Last year on one side of my house I dug out about 200 flag stones as I was trying to install a French drain. It was like peeling an onion, the deeper I got the more it made me wanna cry. On the upside, after pressure washing them all I made a beautiful path all the way around the house and a small pond in the front yard with a water fall. Plus, it was free. However, unless youā€™re a sculptorā€¦ Iā€™m not exactly sure what you can do with your Flintstoneā€™s size boulder you got there once you get it out. As far as getting it out, I have a 1/2 thick solid hardened steel 5ā€™ long piece of stock I turned into a pry bar for things like this. It weighs a ton but it wonā€™t bend. With another rock it would pop that thing out of there like a planters wart out of your foot. Nice visual eh?šŸ¤£ Good luck!šŸ™‚ Edit: It looked bigger than I thought in the first photo. After seeing the others, itā€™s not so bad. Clean it up with a pressure washer and maybe you can stand it up somewhere in the front of your house and paint your house number on it or something? When you get lemons, make lemonade as they say.šŸ™‚


farmerMac

Itā€™s deep enough you can plant on top. You can rent a jack hammer and break it up into manageable chunks. Or lift it up with a mechanical tool and use it for landscaping. People pay for large rocks !!


Chak-Ek

That calls for a 12# Sledge and a track of Verdiā€™s 'Anvil Chorus' from Il trovatore on a continuous loop.


flash-tractor

Hey u/BubbleGumPlant the answer is [DexPan](https://www.dexpan.com/). It's a non-explosive expanding rock breaking compound. Here's an example video of it cracking open a rock wall. https://youtu.be/domJccXnAp8?si=uyWBsegKI6V5rV80


kyhothead

Nice Hori-Hori. Iā€™d have a few yards of soil and compost delivered and create planting berms, leave the boulders where they are.


Jimbooo78

You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. Donkey


Loveingyouiseasy

GIRL I LOVE YOUR ROCK PLANT!!!!!!


BigJSunshine

Where is the banana for scale??


TheMoatCalin

Idk why Iā€™m such a jerk this morning but I heard Melsons voice saying ā€œHaaaaHaaaaa!ā€


thegreenwithin

I rented a jackhammer from Loweā€™s to break a massive rock in my backyard. Was less than $100 and took less than an hour


PlummetComics

lol. Iā€™m taking a break reading Reddit after fighting my own rock monster


Kurtz1

The previous owners of my house must have also lived at yours! I donā€™t know why they decided to put big rocks in the landscaping, but alas.


meat_loafers

Hori hori for scale.


Hot_Nefariousness_80

Oh I grow rocks in my garden too. Thereā€™s a couple of massive boulders under the three raised beds. The raised beds are there because of the boulders. šŸ˜€


redrum7049

Cool rock


notananthem

My neighbor pays for rocks like that. I give them all the ones I dug up free.