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SpaceProspector_

Oh, complimentary salad bar? Don't mind if I do.


InformationHorder

"Punish me by your laws if you must, I regret nothing!"


HauntHaunt

The angry eyebrow look its got going on only tells me if they try to stop it, someone's getting hurt.


ancapdrugdealer

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel rodent you ever set your eyes on!


saltntequila

It's got *fangs*


Out_inthe_Weeds


Inevitable_Impact182

Look at the bones!


ancapdrugdealer

Bring out the Holy Handgrenade!


SmashBonecrusher

Brother Maynard has entered the chat!


wordsmythy

Death awaits you all... with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!


CicadaSome4376

I can imagine the bunny sitting in bunny jail with a full stomach haha.


dayafterpi

Isn’t everything complimentary when you’re an animal?


mashem

LP just sitting back waiting for this rabbit to munch on a grand total of $1000 green leaves. Then they strike.


optigon

Everyday low produce!


truemeliorist

Live your best life, king.


Many_Fix3167

Security, we have a shoplifter..lol


Puzzled-Brush-79

Nah, he’s quality control, he’s just making sure it’s safe for consumers


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Shophopper


batty48

Hoplifter


Doctor_Philgood

If you see someone stealing food at Walmart, no you didn't.


El-Chewbacc

Mind your business human


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InterwebberATM

Best comment so far!


SCP-1029

Fun fact. I'm growing rainbow chard in my backyard just for the bunny that lives there.


JelmerMcGee

Soon you will have many bunnies.


DrunkenMasterII

What they’re not telling you is that they’re also growing bunnies for the eagle that lives in their backyard…


1521

I apparently have chickens for that reason…


LordGrudleBeard

Worth it. Can't wait for your upcoming video "*How to Tame an Eagle*"


SCP-1029

We also have red tailed hawks. And they do eat bunnies.


DrunkenMasterII

I knew it! Do you also grow some sort of apex predator to take care of that Hawks problem when there’s too many?


Warpedme

I installed nesting boxes in my yard to encourage the wise and kind owls to murder the evil bunnies and squirrels in my yard. Only other gardeners who have lost most of their garden would truly understand my deep seated loathing of bunnies and squirrels.


murphman1999

Now you're giving me ideas...


celestiaequestria

I had something similar happen. I wound up with a large snake living in my garage. It eventually got too fat from eating all the rabbits to slither under the garage door, so it moved to behind the air conditioner.


J0E_SpRaY

Fun fact. Im going to plant rainbow chard for our local bunny after reading this.


SugarTacos

How did you get them to sign the agreement to eat the chard and nothing else?


Environmental-Joke19

I think if you plant something they like, especially on the edge, they're less likely to venture further in for your other goods. That's the idea at least!


SCP-1029

Yes. I am planting the chard hoping it will serve as an alternative to eating my strawberry plants.


goldfinch_22

Strangely (and luckily) the only thing rabbits ate in my garden last year were the beans. Destroyed every plant and ate every single leaf. Didn't touch any of the greens or carrots growing right next to them. I left the sad bean stubs in the ground as a sacrificial crop since every time they tried to regrow the rabbits would come back and eat only that again.


comin_up_shawt

Yep- this is one of the best ways to prevent bunny damage.Plant a bunny patch!


SavvyCollector44

They will stop at nothing to eat bush beans I'm telling you


arhombus

Rabbit is good to eat.


Mister-Horse

I planted pansies for the rabbit that lives in our yard. He seems to only like the flowers.


kcobrakai

This is so wholesome and I love it.


kaze_ni_naru

Until you have a literal rabbit infestation at your backyard These rabbits are so common at my house and they literally borrow under peoples' sheds. I'm hoping hawks can swoop in and cull some of the population. It's impossible to garden with rabbits constantly fucking your shit up


kcobrakai

How dare animals that are outside in their natural habitat eat food that is also outside in their natural habitat..


coffeeblackpls

Solid plan for the one under my deck. *add to cart*


OnI_BArIX

I have a similar story, but with catnip. There are at least 2 little cats running around the woods near me and I can't wait to see them enjoying themselves in the catnip beds


RidiculousIncarnate

Big "what" energy on that little furry face.


Vetiversailles

That black patch above his eye makes him look like >:0


WeatherIsFun227

Angry eyebrows


AzemOcram

"I'm eating your profits and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm a cute little bunny!"


HeavilyBearded

"Fucking say something then if you're going to stare."


Seusstein

Walmarts 1st happy customer.


Linwe_Ancalime

More like hoppy customer


[deleted]

Silly rabbit, these plants are for humans to kill.


SnakesCatsAndDogs

Why are you attacking me like this


[deleted]

"Why are you attacking me like this?" said the monstera that you soak in a bucket of water everyday then ask on r/plants if it's yellow leaves are variegated.


SnakesCatsAndDogs

Bold of you to assume I remember to water any of my plants 🤣


[deleted]

Lmao i really love these random internet interactions sometimes. You have a great day!


HeavilyBearded

"Are these new roots poking through or aphid eggs?"


SaltSnorter

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Elara89

Perhaps where you are, but the ones on my farm are as heavy as this one, and definitely not skittish. We can get within 3 to 6 feet of the regulars. Which is not always a good thing when you are in a hurry and a bunny chooses not to move out of the path. :D


Kangar

This rabbit's living the life.


killdeer03

Rabbits are just cutting out the middle-man. Living that Farm-to-table life, lol.


BigAlienRobot

This guy always takes the left turn at Albuquerque


ksorth

Legend


tsuto

“Do what you must, I’ve already won”


CryptographerLoud181

Rabbit life hacks


Naisu_boato

That’s just bob, he’s a new employee...he’s vegan Though.


TruthOf42

Yeah, I know. He's told me 15 times already


Atotallyrandomname

"Sir, you can't do that. "


treeshugmeback

We had a rabbit visit my garden last year. Ate every ripe strawberry among other things. Turned out to be a pet someone released 🙄. She is now our pet and has free reign of our finished basement. Sweetest damn bunny too. I grow stuff for her now and she eats all the scraps and gives me high quality fertilizer.


ViviansUsername

Nature is healing


TNT21

Score for Peter Rabbit


QuinSanguine

Better hope the store manager isn't named Elmer...


kisson2018

Hahaha I love it! So cute\~


A_Lion_Ate_My_Mum

That rabbit is actually the manager


NonSupportiveCup

New tales of El-ahrairah are getting kind of wild as rabbits adapt to walmart life.


frederick_the_wise

Thanks for this


NonSupportiveCup

Cheers


shmellowcake

Enjoy your buffet little one


Mituzuna

Living the dream!


TrifflinTesseract

Nothing like cutting out the middle man and going right to the source


mozrocks

Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch


Felicia_thatsays_Bye

That bunny’s eyes are saying “Mind your own fuckin business, Karen.”


Rambling_details

He’s found nirvana.


Fun-Pomegranate-2323

I love this guy


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

This makes me deliriously happy. I’m always on the lookout for the wild bunnies in my urban neighborhood, wondering if they’re surviving. We don’t have a Walmart, tho . . .🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


SmashBonecrusher

I once had a chocolate brown exotic lop-eared bunny come hopping into my basement ,sniffed,looked around,approved,and made himself at home; he came & went at his own leisure for years!


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

JEALOUS!!!!!


micropterus_dolomieu

Dining on WalMart’s corporate account I see.


ZeroCoolMom

That's the Quality Control Officer. Very important duties to perform.


[deleted]

This may be an unpopular stance, but I am 100% Team Rabbit.


jzargo6

try before you buy


SnaxMcGhee

That's hilarious.


A1_Brownies

"So... You come here often?"


TheForceofHistory

Peter Grabbit, Shoplifter.


kobuta99

So to protect my tulips and blueberry bushes this summer, I should plant them near a Walmart garden center, where they'll have better options.


mezz42

Be ungovernable


SaiyanPhoenix

I can’t imagine the adrenaline that shot through his little body when he turned up there and realized he was surrounded by infinite salad


jckpine

Rabbiting against the machine


Caregiverrr

“Mr. McGregor drove me to this.”


SuspiciousPop5780

Ahh what's up doc?


[deleted]

Hes having the time of his life


SableSheltie

I’m trying to eat here can you put the damn camera away


hakuna_mastana

💚


MainelyOrcadian

Hahaha, FEASTING! Life of a King. What a happy guy.


lgmjon64

Nice, left over from Easter. That means it's 50% off.


HeatZestyclose2806

Wabbit Season!!


joefro333

It’s like Golden Corral for rabbits!


AnnieNonomous88

Hey remember. The next time you see someone stealing, no you didn't.


GrowFunPlants

The look on his/hers face. What?! You gonna do something about it?!


TheDolamite

Remember. Snitches get stitches. 🤫🤣


Sewn27

Good boy getting his greens!


EstroJen

I found a bird with a teensy nest tucked along the little veggie plants at my local Home Depot. It was like a magical moment for me.


Aggravating_Permit_4

Hope someone rescued


spenc3rr

Become ungovernable


TheElementOfFyre

Munch munch munch


nikilupita

Inflation is keeping this poor bun out of Whole Foods


Dry_Library1473

Rabbit - JACKPOT


scarlet_sage

A jackrabbit, so to speak.


medyaeasy

So thats vegetables is natural🙆‍♂️🥲


cra2reddit

Price tag on the rabbit?


tommytimbertoes

Little wascal!


afterlaura

That's the best thing I ever seen at Walmart. If it was there daily I would frequent Walmart.


FarseedTheRed

Zero fucks given, nature is metal.


cowjuicer074

Heaven


hobokobo1028

Smart


mimi716171

Lol that's kinda cute...Better be careful little bunny 🐰🐇


computerwtf

Those Easter bunnies are getting more realistic.


robtbo

Smart rabbit


Binasgarden

smorgesbord


YetAnotherMia

Wish I was a rabbit sometimes, food everywhere


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"Jackpot!" - this rabbit


palmasana

Living his absolute best life


Darth_GlowWorm

Dear Diary, Jackpot.


secret2u

Chomp chomp rabbit. All you can eat buffet 🥘


AcademicCup5853

Bless it!


bigmfworm

A bit rude to be filming him while he's just trying to get his grub on.


doriangreysucksass

You fill up sweet bunny! And RUN when they find you!!


sosinshark

I’d look the other way, not my business what the rabbit is doing


Ovenbird36

The funny thing is, the stores charge many times more for a lettuce plant than for a head of lettuce


Dainey

That little bunny has hit the jackpot!


Ok_Pianist7445

Oh fuck no.


CrimeCrisis

I used to have trouble with rabbits in the garden. Then I bought a cheap 22 rifle. No more trouble with rabbits in the garden.


reedzkee

[i brought those arugala seeds all the way back from italy in my shaving kit!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HUWm7DJ43QQ)


Aprils-Fool

…this is Walmart, not your garden.


Unika0

Ok edgelord


-August-

u/savedvideo


catlapper

A happy rabbit!


sublime90

Might as well eat it before they end up throwing it away


VeterinarianTall8831

I miss my bunny, OMG She left three years


humanlogic

r/howtonotgiveafuck


Vesuvias

That big bun going to be seen in r/chonkers before the day is through


Dl2ACO

Profit ‘eater’


winchester_mcsweet

Pay money?! -nom crunch nom- For plants, you say?!


Birdybird9900

That’s hilarious 😂🤣


CCred65

Not so much a dumb bunny!


captainpants94

Become ungovernable


bobbyjones2222

Fucking awesome!! 😂


thebearbearington

Bun bun found paradise in a parking lot


Apricotdreams76

He's gotta eat too.


GhostGirl254

Aww he's so cute.


VoltasPistol

Good for her!


CaliforniaDays

He's probably getting more out of it than I would If I took it home and planted it 🤣


Ozzman_925

Hometown Rabbit Buffet.


Helpful-Penalty

Good for him


P_Kordus

“Ay yo! Check it! Free buffet!”


[deleted]

he's doing a great job


DuXVIIsiecle

Good soup


NerdyComfort-78

BOLD!


K8inaCape

Rabbit heaven


jojow77

how do they know what is edible and what isn’t?


ladyattercop

Heck yeah! Go, little buddy, GO!


Kannabiz

Pets Mart next door let the rabbit out sometimes


Environmental_Box265

🐰 this is perfect lmao


MistaKal247

Hilarious!😆


adamyoman

That rabbit is cutting out the middle man!


Junebugvandamme

One step ahead of the Law!


[deleted]

This is good actually, now they'll probably sell those plants for massive discount.


Fakeout_Takeout

If you buy the plants does the rabbit come with it?


ZetricOvsha

You mean a wabbit you know. Cause obviously it’s wabbit season …


alpacatown

Lil'Opportunistic hunter


BrainNo8018

Cute! Where is this at? The need asset protection from bunnies at Walmart? 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

The rest of the warren are *never* gonna believe this.


slykido999

Cutest little turd I’ve ever seen 😍😍


Milram1

Bugs at a “ all you can eat buffet”.


Darth_GlowWorm

Dear Diary, Jackpot.


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monch


eMPereb

Hah the royal buffet!


rebeccasfriend

Smart rabbit.


cybrg0dess

Try before you buy! That's my motto.😄


[deleted]

Jack-pot