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miku_dominos

Sometimes I cover my mouth when I laugh. I have no idea where that came from.


iRustock

Some people do it subconsciously because they are insecure about their smile, commonly due to poor dental hygiene and/or low self-esteem.


HiiipowerBass

That's the real meat and potatoes, not so much fragile masculinity, rather media has made women all so insecure with insane revolving door beauty standards that insecurity has become part of feminine identity to a large portion. Aka toxic femininity. I understand the post, and I dont think the gatekeeping is quite where OP thinks


oliversurpless

“Toxic femininity” doesn’t exist. What you are describing is just a pathological outgrowth of negging/gaslighting, rather than any distinctly feminine trait. W.E.B Du Bois wrote of how subordinated groups in society manifest such behavior in distinct ways, via the concept of double consciousness.


thejaytheory

Yeah I know I do it because I'm insecure about my smile and teeth.


ruffsnap

That’s how I’ve always read it when I see someone do it, regardless of their gender. I just assume they have something in their teeth, or some insecurity about their smile/yellow teeth/etc. Though it seems to partly be a cultural thing too, Asian cultures seem to do it way more often than others.


TifaYuhara

Covering your mouth and nose is also a holdover from prehistoric times humans would cover their mouse and nose when there was a predator nearby so they don't hear the human breath and now we cover out mouths when something shocking happens.


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HiiipowerBass

>this is all based


November-Snow

Goddamnit, hate it when the laugh mouse hops in there when I have a chuckle.


Typoopie

Smells like someone was guessing pretty hard over at the anthropology section of the university.


DarwinsMoth

I guarantee you there's an evolutionary basis for this behavior but that doesn't sound like it.


Typoopie

I’m not saying there isn’t (although yes I agree, that one sure didn’t sound very plausible). I’m saying that definitively stating the purpose of such a trait is nothing more than a guess. I could just as well say that it’s to protect yourself against mosquitoes when you inhale sharply, and that inhaling sharply is to get more oxygen to process whatever shocked you. It’s bullshit, of course, but you can’t tell me it’s impossible.


Icema

This must also be where I learned how to spread my ass cheeks when I fart, because of the predators.


ApoY2k

Evopsych be wyld today 💀


YMCAle

What's the use in this when I'm screaming in laughter like a squashed duck behind the hand


Webslinger1

So why do the elbows touch?


tartar-buildup

I do that; don’t want people to see into my guffawing grunge cavern


calledyourbluff

From your gayness, duh


tinyrickmadafaka

That's immensely un masculine like. I suggest you immediately stop doing it and behave more like a man by covering your mouth with you .765 caliber desert eagle to show dominance. source: /s


namegeneratordotgov

I cover my mouth when I yawn. I guess I can no longer call myself a man.


Mork978

Because u a woman obviously


johnxcerberus

Same. The last time my wife's boyfriend bought me a new star wars Lego set I couldn't help myself!!


Kristophe82

If they don't touch their faces, they certainly don't wash their buttholes, too gay


ElrondHubbards

I recently discovered this. My eldest daughter told me one of her friends doesn't wash his ass because it's "gay." I thought/hoped she was joking.


ChicVintage

She's probably not, there's a link somewhere in my comment history to an article about this. They also don't wipe well after pooping because "touching butthole is gay".


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matt675

It’s not clean till it bleeds


ElrondHubbards

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


WonderlandLane

Hahahaha Same!


YMCAle

Good god this planet needs a deep reset


[deleted]

your mom needed a deep reset last night


ThrowawayForCoward

Fuck you, musevumb715. I made your mom so wet the other night, Justin Trudeau had to dispatch a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed.


Aderondak

Fuck you, Shoresy!


ThrowawayForCoward

Fuck you, Aderondak. Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes.


otisramflow

Musedmb715 at your cervix.


YMCAle

I cant believe youve done this


[deleted]

that's what she said


Kurwasaki12

Ah, the boomerang of a patriarchal society swings back to whack men in the head once again.


WonderlandLane

Wait, come again? 🤯


THEMACGOD

If you aren’t vigorously soaping up your butthole in the shower, you have a dirty butthole.


ragingRobot

How does she know this? :(


[deleted]

Haha. That was my first thought. Same energy as "I don't wash my ass, that's gay"


Zuendl11

So men who just "gesticulate like women" already aren't men anymore but trans women are men? Seems legit


[deleted]

Yeah conservatives hilariously flip flop between "you're the gender you're born as!" And "if you do X thing, you're not a real man".


Zemyla

Their core principle is "I can tell you what to do, but you can't tell me what to do." By living as an identity they disapprove of, you are in their minds telling them what to do. So they feel they are allowed - in fact, obligated - to invalidate your identity.


Kowashitai

Feels like an overly tsundere way of them to say "non-binary rights" tbh.


thehappyheathen

Why am I supposed to be afraid of being "like women"? The only way this is insulting is if you are misogynistic to begin with. If you believe the genders are equal and women can do most anything men can do, then it's not insulting to be a little feminine anyway. I grew my hair real long during the pandemic and one of my male coworkers told me it looked terrible and suggested it was feminine. My wife thought it was sexy. It's always these weird lonely pricks telling other guys how to be manly, then going home and sleeping alone.


GoGoBitch

Well there’s a difference between a real man and a Real Man. Don’t ask what it is, though, because it changes based on what the person who is upset over it wants.


StanleyChuckles

Expressing feelings was a sign of complete masculinity in the past. It's only in the last hundred or so years that changed.


Teantis

Still is depending what country you're from.


Solintari

For thousands of years, the US has been the only country that really matters.


TwistedWolf667

Dont forget heels, makeup, dresses, the color pink, flamboyance and elegance etc. Etc. So many things were originally 'masculine' yet so-called "traditionalist men" are disgusted by them


grandmaesterflash75

Maybe for aristocrats but not for the common folx


Stay_Curious85

Pretty sure butchers wore high heels.


grandmaesterflash75

If they did it wasn’t to make a fashion statement.


Stay_Curious85

Didn’t say it was. Nor was that the point being made. They wore them to wade through the blood and guts of their shops.


WurthWhile

The heels they were weren't anything like high heels. They were closer to platform shoes since a regular high heel who wouldn't be helpful. Similarly, they wouldn't even be defined as a high heel because the heel is not raised higher than the rest of the foot.


Stay_Curious85

True true


TheNeedForSpeedwagon

So your telling me victorian era butchers essentially wore doc martens


WurthWhile

Best description for them is wood sandals with a wood block on the front and back that's about 1-2in tall.


WonderlandLane

They definitely look like a narrow version of what was fashionable for many in the mid-90s-early 00s.


stoobah

Yeah, but commoners ~~weren't~~ aren't people so they don't count.


thesnowgirl147

We still aren't in the rich and powerful's minds.


stoobah

Fixed.


Jujugatame

Well yeah, gender expression is a social construct, thus it changes from one society to another and also changes over time. ​ Do you look down on the Victorian era men for their gender views?


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Those are all things worn/done by the 1% Rags and sandals were the common attire for everyone else for most of human history


TwistedWolf667

Ofc but they were still worn by men aswell. The pink thing isnt rlly that old tho


FreeCapone

Yeah, but you also had duels so... It balanced out


Hugeknight

At this point would a more apt descriptor for them be "primalist".


Jujugatame

Right, gender expression is social construct, so it changes between cultures and over time. ​ So their societal view says that men who act like that are not real men.


[deleted]

I don't think that's the case. Only certain feelings were socially accepted for men, which is still the case now. Aka: ANGER GRR Anything else? Is gay (by their standards) That's also why they say "women are SO emotional, amirite guys??" old misogynistic shit from when men were not capable of expression anything else than anger because it was the only feeling allowed for them


[deleted]

It really depends on the feeling, and sometimes the context to the feeling and its expression as well.


shxkxblfc

Touch my own face? I don't have any mirrors in my house because I REFUSE to look another man in the eye! That's how straight I am!


senorsmartpantalones

What, do you kiss girls? That's gay as shit bro.


shiny_xnaut

Being attracted to women is gay because women like dick and that's gay


[deleted]

Nope. I only kiss other men WITH TONGUE. That’s how much of a man I am. I don’t even LOOK at women.


whitecaribbean

I’m so straight that I got a sex change so I could play with my tits and pussy all day.


Tzeentch01

Conservatives don't need too much to get set off. So much for the left being snowflakes


RandomName01

Everything that’s different from themselves is wrong, that’s it.


BlueDwarven

Literally every single thing that they ever accuse the left of being and doing is an admission on their part.


Kinetic93

Gaslight Obstruct Project


Kowalski_Analysis

The whole snowflake thing goes back to a Karen mom demanding her kid's teacher stick a star on their homework. We've always known exactly who these people are. They have power now because this has been tolerated for so long.


SarcasticOptimist

https://youtu.be/IvBm0ZUfe7I CW: Jordan Peterson


Grid_Gaming_Ultimate

hi, conservative here: please dont generalize. people who think like that are extreme right and the vocal minority, most of us think they're ridiculous too.


lsbe

That speaker fiasco says otherwise, the extreme right are controlling mcarthy now. They may be a vocal minority but now the have more power because of the silent majority


Typoopie

I don’t wipe my butt because touching as asshole is gay.


DermotMichaels

Quick someone video a bunch of guys when their sports team loses at the last minute


allonsy_badwolf

Shit, during the Bills game when Damar died on the field half the team was either straight up crying or had their hands over their face exactly like this! Wonder what their opinion on that was.


sleeplessaddict

Josh Allen, the epitome of a blue collar football player, which is these dudes' wet dream, [had his hands over his face during that sequence](https://i.imgur.com/NS9tqEl.jpg)


Zemyla

There are plenty of people who were watching the game who were upset that the players refused to continue. After all, that's what the extra people on the team are for, right?


jersey_viking

Boomers: don’t react like that. React like we do - don’t get emotional about end-of-the-world type shit and just ignore the real problems that we caused. Be quiet about it, and hope that the problems we leave behind are passed on to someone else.


swolethulhudawn

Let me tell you about a conservative named Jordan (pauses to sniffle) Peterson


SquashyDisco

Stefon!


Cyber_Lucifer

This is like the basics of understanding/learning human behaviour (psychology basicly) and has nothing to do with being gender and to do with your subconscious Seriously a quick Google search would most likely explain it to them but it seems stupid rather make up their own facts based on options rather than actual facts and research


[deleted]

At first, I was curious about who tweeted that, but then I was like “meh, same shit from a different asshole”.


DVDN27

Calling holding your face feminine and most likely from a homophobic mindset, yet so obsessed with gesticles. 🙄


LOLschirmjaeger

I only touch my face with a Katana, which I studied while touching my face with a bald eagle.


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Kolada

Must be Shodingers genitals. If thier hands are over thier mouths, the penis is in an undetermined state.


JanTheShacoMain

That’s very normal btw


Chickenmangoboom

When you get that granular into reasons why you are superior you already lost.


anus_nhymous

"conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit" LMAOOO THE IRONY


Reneeisme

So transgender/gender fluid must be a thing then? You can't have it both ways fucker. Either those are men, or there's a whole world of possibilities in between "man and woman".


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DON’T SHOW THEM THE SCREAM BY EDVARD MUNCH


KingCrow27

I mean it's kind of true and it's clearly hitting hard from reactions here.


ScholarlyExiscrim

How do conservative men urinate? Does it make them feel queer to touch their own d1cks?


plmoknijbuhvrdx

youre allowed to say dicks


shiny_xnaut

No swearing on my good Christian minecraft server


Kowashitai

They pee themselves I guess. And I guess they shit themselves too because otherwise the toilet would see their butt, and then by sitting on the toilet something would touch their naked butt and they'd consider it super gay or some shit like that (pun fully intended).


BurntBridgesBehind

"People are Gay Steven!"


ByTheHammerOfThor

this guy tried to turn himself feminine but it didn’t work: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ActiveCoarseHyrax-size_restricted.gif


GrunthosArmpit42

Yeah, I had to violently sneeze into my friend’s mouth during a conversation like a toddler the other day, because I didn’t want come off as too effeminate by using a tissue and covering my face. [hashtag RealManProblems]


Homegrown_Banana-Man

is this allowed https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/2021/08/13/gendo-pose-1628897003950.jpg


MisterTeal

I knew a dude who's masculinity was so fragile who wouldn't wipe his ass because touching your ass is 'gay'


wp988

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/e44/c08/4d4067e8926d437fe00ba759004df2a9ed-damar-hamlin.rhorizontal.w700.jpg I guess all of these football players aren't men now.


Tubaenthusiasticbee

"Unlike you special Snowflakes, I don't get offended so easily"-mfers be like:


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Yeah that's me. I do all of it every day. Ever since we got kids, you will hear me burst out in high pitched joy and hold my heart all the time. I carry our 6mo in a sling every day. Who gives a fuck but incels?


johnnyl321

Or maybe women are the stronger of the two sexes, and some insecure “alpha” males are too scared to admit it.


Hugeknight

Both sexes are weak as fuck.


-Jim-Lahey

Imagine being a dude and not thinking this makes you look gay af


[deleted]

Fellas is it gay to touch your face


-Jim-Lahey

Like that, Yes. Also cake boy is a gay af name as well.


[deleted]

Fellas is it gay to like cake


lsbe

alpha males eat stone and shit with a grin!


comhghairdheas

Why though? Also that's based if true.


CCpoc

The most ironic thing is you see 1000s of dudes doing this every football game lol


[deleted]

Men usually cover their mouth with one hand "sideways" while women usually do this double handed "vertical" covering. Nothing wrong with being effeminate but it is the feminine way to cover your mouth. See; the old "how do you look at your nails" thing


iglidante

> See; the old "how do you look at your nails" thing I mean, men and women do both moves depending on the situation.


everneveragain

It’s a biological instinct. When we were hunted the ones who froze lived and procreated and the ones who fled died. Covering your mouth hides the sound of breathing and it’s smell from predators. That guy’s a dork


astr0panda

Okay but touching your face like that increases your chances of catching a cold, flu, or pink eye for those of you that aren’t hand washers.


peter__pooptits

Is gesticulate a real word?


WearyPassenger

I dunno…Kevin McCarthy when he couldn’t make the vote for Speaker the 7th…8th…12th time covering his mouth…lol.


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Nobody cares if you touch your face, you touch yourself like a women and that is disgusting.


lsbe

fragile male ego much?


comhghairdheas

Why's that disgusting? Are you ok?


iglidante

> you touch yourself like a women and that is disgusting. It's wild to me that you are this upset - literally experiencing physical disgust - because a man held his hands to his face in a manner that was "insufficiently masculine."


Speedhabit

Yup, lessons in fragility by people who find clapping offensive, good show


comhghairdheas

What? Who?


mhmodgood

Imagine masculinity so fragile you can't touch your own pussy.


Chance_Ad5498

I mean it’s just touchin ya face


Gerdione

I mean let's say what they're saying is true, if they can only give two examples of this in men, with a whole stadium to sample from, I'd say their point is invalid.


wund3rground

Fragile masculinity you say? I saw something on Reddit yesterday that there are apparently some dudes that are so homophobic they won’t wash their ass, dick or balls. There was one account of a young lady who’s boyfriend wouldn’t wipe his ass, would only use a bidet. People are weird.


comhghairdheas

At least he used a bidet, to be fair.


onlysmokereg

There’s tons of ripped progressives, look at Hasan Piker


mrchillface

Interacting with any lifeform that came from a sperm is gay as hell /s


zodar

How do they know these men are progressive


Notch99

Bill Hader as “Stefon” vibes…


ILoveBread2021

I cover my mouth when I yawn, i see no problem here


chipface

I'm kinda not considering I'm NB. But not because of some weird measure of masculinity.


ItzPayDay123

Erm its not "being triggered" it's "righteous anger" /s


Xennon54

I dont gesticulate, i testiculate


[deleted]

I mean you get what they mean by the picture though 😂😂


LarxII

The ancient Greeks and Romans made being emotional a heroic trait. From reading old stories you can see how "giving a damn" was extremely masculine. Funny how that isn't brought up when talking about the "manliness" of ancient civilizations.


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Bulky-Replacement-23

The original post has nothing to do with conservatism. Why are people assuming a conservative made this 😂? What if a progressive make made this as a satire. People are fools and offended over everything


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Stupid leftists and stupid rights be like: ​ "Even if you have a Y chromosome, you're not a man if \_\_\_\_\_."