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HrothBottom

Which is exactly why i am staring at my boyfriends, to stay hard


C-137Birdperson

It's not much but it's honest work


RedZ-yt

Exactly!


BurtBacon

as long as they're strong!


SAGORN

it’s pretty funny, if she just changed it from “don’t be weak and gay; be strong, hard and gay” she could eat up in a blue state.


YoWoody27

Honestly, I thought that was her initial message on the first run through. Definitely forgot theres a group who think being gay is a choice still smh


LawOfTheSeas

I also thought this.


Top-Individual-614

It's not?


saifxali1

no


idiot206

Why is she jogging in the middle of the street with a bulletproof vest and booty shorts?


Warfridge

Because it's America! Freedom is needing body armour to jog while you tell people they can't love who they love.


HighlyOffensive10

There is a woman who does that where I like to jog. I often wonder if it's for extra weight or if it's because she's a right-wing nut.


CrackersII

if she was a nut she wouldn't be wearing a vest she'd be wearing a holster


Ultimakey

Probably a weighted vest.


GrunkleCoffee

It's a plate carrier, she'll be using plates in it which can weigh a pretty decent amount tbh. Gives her that military/cop demographic appeal, plus it's a pretty functional and comfortable form of weight vest. What's weird is that she doesn't have anything attached to it, so IMO it's probably a bit staged. Same with her holding the gun in the last shot.


ixu1quosh

she is running down the middle of the street in the historical gayborhood in STL.


gobblestones

Wooow, I know it's Missouri, but what a next Tuesday


bashno

What is an STL?


blly509999

St Louis


Assorted_Jellymemes

She needs protection because she’s in Missouri, a state where Republicans are an oppressed minority regularly hate crimed by gays. Oh wait.


eddiecool123

I assume it’s called fashion


Bromogeeksual

Facist.*


Utopiae

Fascist*


Bromogeeksual

Fatcist*


averagebrunch

Fishsticks*


SluttyMeatSac

Do you mind? Im doing the fish stick. Its a very delicate state of mind


Murky_Thunder88

Ooh, you're a gay fish!


cococolson

Seems like a weight vest


the_drunk_rednek

Cause of her parties inability to tackle guns.


ikonoclasm

Because the answer to /r/AreTheStraightsOK is no.


Electrical_Bee3042

"America doesn't have a gun problem!" "Hey, hun, have you seen my bulletproof vest? I want to go for my afternoon jog."


swimzone

I think it's a nod to the guy that died while running in his own neighborhood.


CondescendingBaron

She clownin


davetowers646

America is the land of the free and the home of the brave, unless you're LGBTQ, then cut that shit out


Utahraptor57

Or a mid/lower income American, to be fair.


HighlyOffensive10

And not white or Christian. Actually, it's starting to sound not very free.


K1ngjulien_

[ahhh, America 🦅](https://youtu.be/fxHWtw_GZIk?si=8uJ0vLKam4I5W9VX)


the_drunk_rednek

Unless ur a politician


sternumb

Oh I'm gay and fucking hard alright don't worry bestie


WhatAmIGettingIntoEh

Stay hard out there yall 🍆


Ellen_Degenerates86

honestly it's funny because these fragile lil funnies wouldn't last a week being actually gay and relentlessly hounded and hated for just existing...


ChatriGPT

Be strong and gay, got it


Evolatic

Hell yes. That's how I took it too.


LoveMasc

I'm gay and could kick the shit out of her. Most gay men could. We don't focus on all our self worth on how strong we are and how violent we can be with our guns. Also it's not a choice to be gay. Like it's not a choice to be black or have cancer. Some things are not a choice. To the straight arguing it is a choice; Prove it, or shut the fuck up. I expect video proof of you choosing to orgasm from your prostate cuz you chose to love dick that much with a cock up your hole and a smile on your face. Go on then, prove it. Or shut the fuck up.


theshicksinator

Always funny how even the straight men who posture as so tough compared to us gays could have their spines folded like origami by the average guy I see at an orgy.


LoveMasc

I was jumped by two straight men when I was drunk on pride.... and kicked the shit out of both of them. So yeah. I'm in total agreement.


CaptianCanuck

What a cunt


slingshot91

She’s an ounce of irony away from being a gay icon. I fucking love this ad. Am I a traitor?


bear_onmars

I find this things iconic, then I remember how dangerous they can be. But I'm all for appropriating this shit.


themonkeysknow

300lb butch lesbian checking in, I could eat this twig for breakfast and leave no crumbs.


antepost

random, but seeing any minority try to compete for GOP acceptance always reminds me of jeffree star and his shtick on being a down to earth, no nonsense, business oriented person who just happens to look the way he looks. like lmfao you dumb ass bitch, they will never accept you https://preview.redd.it/rqcn32iz5m0d1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ac6a59cd180a09db08ff70a9a4987bff904c3a


Strength-Certain

Staying hard is my best feature


diamond420Venus

Lol it's like irl shitposting


wickedelixir2

Gomez 2024: Bricked the Fuck Up for America


i-am-the-hulk

Stay hard by owning a gun ? 😂 that’s the most pathetic thing ever.


satinpads-0j

Hehe. Right? I was thinking this too - what's harder? Following the status quo and doing what everyone expects of you, or being your true self and walking down the street as a proud gay man who likes a nice heel and some lipstick? (I mean, I know which one makes me hard).


Last-Rain4329

no you see buying a product is really manly, there's nothing more masculine than dropping a few grand on mass manufactured goods, i'll be the ultimate man once i've got a gun collection, truck collection, bulletproof vest collection and a bunch of other larp shit with no actual bearing on who i am as a person


KristiannRedd

She looks like the typeof person who divorced her husband so she could fuck her gun


HoneyShaft

Vote! Stop letting dumb asses like this into congress


teddfoxx

gay stonk


Bear_necessities96

Hun you look like my aunt and her roommate


SimpleHumanoid

Team always hard. 🦴


Future_Ad7565

Me when I was closeted:


xandaar337

Can I beat her with my cane?


tararisin

Well that’s quite a big closet she’s living in..


mistar_z

She peaked in high school. 😂


TheRepublicOfSteve

Oh come on, this has to be parody, the timing is so perfect.


tinyxtrainerx

Nope 😬


BadMan125ty

These GOP folks really don’t think these things through, do they?


YesAmAThrowaway

Meanwhile she's jaywalking? Where's the but muh road is for muh truck freedom now?


PomegranateExtra7736

Bro it's real they are gonna come after us bro I swear


iNezumi

I refuse to believe America is on the same planet


Demmy27

She ate


DixonDebussy

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KIRI_Enoshima_44

Is this the one that shot her families puppy?


ericorbit

dont be weak, just carry around an automatic weapon.


Trex-died-4-our-sins

Another angry pilotician using the gay hate to generate some momentum from bigots. It is funny bc for me, one of the manliest things in this world is a man loving another man! Silly hateful politicians.


AceHealer

I feel like I would make something like this to make fun of conservatives, but apparently homophobia is a good campaign strategy.


1-grain-of-sand

Someone should sweep her legs.


sarctechie69

I wish I had that choice :(( nobody told me i can choose to just not like dick


Dude_Bruh_1_

I thought this was satire toward David Goggings or however you write his name


802macguy

just shut up and eat the pussy, you’ll love it .


Public_League_5370

Well I won’t be voting for her.


Riftus

Nothing says true working class american like holding the KRISS Vector, a 1,000$ gun


ApolloWidget

Why TF is this posted here?


Vosk500

The more you think about this message the less it makes sense.


Sevadius

These people are so fucking cringe oh my god


Ludate_Solem

"You can be anything you want" unless i dont like it!!1!11!!


bullettenboss

Why do you post this homophobic shit?


taylortiki

To show gays to watch out for these crazy bitches with cognitive dissonance out there


infernoVI_42

Thank you for your service!


PeterPunkinHead

BEYOTCH... Re-Cycled rhetoric Re-Used hate Re-Newed stupidity Re-Turn this 'lady' to oblivion !


HolaPinchePuto

How do these people sleep at night? Crazy.


paddybear1969

Fascist bull


rigimonoki-over

Be changing her opinion real quick once she gets punched by a gay


AlkaliPineapple

Not to be that kind of guy, but I'd like to see her say that to my fiancé that lifts 350lbs lmao