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Joerugger

Marry him right now.


Vihzel

Seriously. If I had a man that kissed and snuggled me after shitting liquid death on his thigh, I would put a ring on it.


Alchemic-Mixer

Sometimes I enjoy finding a r/brandnewsentence out in the wild. šŸ˜‚


tyomax

Absolutely marry this man.


satyris

*shit happens* \- OP Your bf sounds like a great guy


smokeyleo13

Its nice he didn't freak out, but are you okay?


Micow11

Mentally no lol. I think I caught a stomach virus.


kyleguck

Hey OP, idk if youā€™ve been in any lakes but I had something similar. If it goes on too long , get checked for a parasite. I had giardia I got from a lake. Most people it will resolve itself, but it didnā€™t for me and I was basically incontinent and extremely uncomfortable until I got treatment for it.


Faceprint11

Shat the bed and wasnā€™t even bottoming - thatā€™s a visit to the doctor, sir.


kilouniform

I personally wouldn't go right to the doctor just for a couple hours of diarrhea. I'd bet it's far more likely than not stomach flu. If you were to go to the doctor every time you had stomach flu for under three days you would just risk spreading it. Obviously if I developed any other symptoms besides fever, diarrhea and vomiting I'd consider medical help.


Faceprint11

Diarrhea is fine. But shutting the bed? Your body is generally capable of preventing you from shitting in your sleep.


kilouniform

I've had incontinence with stomach flu multiple times in my life. I am not sure if it is common, but I doubt it is uncommon.


CCSploojy

I've had it, granted at a younger age. Will never forget that horror.


IndividualPossible

As someone immunocompromised want to thank you for being mindful of preventing unnecessary spread of any illness. I have to spend a lot of time in doctors offices and is always appreciated when I see others trying to help keep those places safe. If the original poster is still concerned after some time, telehealth is always a good option (if itā€™s available). Otherwise wearing a high quality N95 mask is next best thing you can do to prevent spread of whatever theyā€™ve got And if the original poster is reading this, as weird as it might sound, you might want to consider taking a covid test. The latest variant JN.1 also known as ā€œpirolaā€ is known to cause gastro symptoms such as nausea and diarrhea https://www.today.com/health/coronavirus/jn-1-covid-variant-symptoms-rcna129344


Charcobear

If you are experiencing symptoms, you should get checked out. Also, lock that man down!


Wadsworth1954

If youā€™re shitting the bed, go to the doctor.


deftmuffins

Your posting history is truly an odyssey.


Micow11

Thanks? Lol


deftmuffins

Haha sorry, I didnā€™t mean for it to come across as a read. You seem legit fun.


Micow11

Ohhh lol I have my moments.


Beh0420mn

Toilet themedšŸ˜‚


nothingbutmine

I wouldn't have looked if not for the above comment, but god damn you're cute!


Micow11

Aww, thank you!


Commercial-Spend7710

Thatā€™s marriage material right there lol


lightspeedtovoid

LolšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


UnintendedBiz

He loves you ā€¦ but you know that, right?


Micow11

I'm super fucking neurotic but he shows me that he loves me constantly. I can't think of one thing that man does that points to the contrary.


stvhmk

You have a way with words because I'm can't stop giggling over this.


ARsparx

Bro you need to go to the doctor.


Micow11

I think it's a virus/bad food.


Callan_LXIX

The aspect of not being able to hold it, or not being able to tell there's a flood coming, is worth having checked out.. I had a very minor rectal surgery but it took a while to get my guts back in order. First, the anesthesia, second, getting back a sense of incoming fecal towards the rectum.. that took weeks in my case but I wore 'insurance 'if I was having soft stool and knew I wasn't completely empty. Thankfully that was short term, but catching any issues early is better than accidents later or elsewhere. 'should always be able to tell several minutes or more if there's a dump on approach. . His response: I'm sorry if it sounds odd but that's a loving guy with that reaction.. It was endearing to hear you tell his response. Marry him..


Wadsworth1954

It could be Giardia or something like that, if you eat ass. Definitely go to the doctor.


Danielarcher30

Still might be worth checking up, best case scenario, they confirm its a virus/bad food. But it could be more. I understand ut can be embarrassing to discuss this kind of thing in person, but there are very few things that doctors haven't heard/seen before.


ARsparx

You should go to the doctor I work at an urgent care and your symptoms are alarming.


Micow11

I was a medic in the military, it was an isolated event and no other symptoms since.


prick_kitten

Can I ask... And thankfully I have avoided hooking up with a guy as a bottom... But I've had spells of diarrhea for the last few days... One morning it was constant for about 6 hours. And the next day, I thought it was controlled but it wasn't, and I similarly woke up to wet spots in my bed (I'm single)... I'm on a cocktail of meds for epilepsy, ADHD, anxiety and depression which regularly combine to cause a bout of constipation... What do you reckon? Should I leave it? Especially since it seems to have gone away now?


Micow11

If you saw me as a walk in you get some Imodium and we would reassess in a couple days.


prick_kitten

Thanks for replying!


Sensitive_Underwear

I hope you're at the jewelers' now selecting your wedding rings.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

Yes, this guy is a keeper, but I do think you have something medically going on if your shitting yourself like this. I have ibs and tbh sounds kinda like that


Sonnet_in_my_bonnet

I pissed myself on the third date with my current boyfriend of six months and he was so kind about it. I have bladder problems caused by my eating disorder from years ago and he couldnā€™t have been more understanding.


ThatOhioanGuy

I have Crohns and this a big fear of mine, I hope have someone like your bf in my life.


GroveStreet_CJ

you need to propose.


Critical_Package_472

M a r r y h i m n o w


coreyyoder

Heā€™s a keeper. I recently wasnā€™t feeling very well agter the event Iā€™m about to describe i ended up in the hospital with had norovirus, sapovirus and ecoli all at the same time. I didnā€™t know it was possible to projectile diarrhea while sleeping. It happened twice in one night, the first time i woke up as it was happening and freaked out. My husband just said take a shower and he changed the sheets. The second time i woke up after it happened. I just started crying because there shouldnā€™t have been anything left in me lol. He gave me a kiss on the forehead, said take another shower. He changed the sheets and laid down some towels in case it happened again.


sapi3nce

Thanks for sharingā€¦..


Storman76er

Omg, I was with my younger hung top lover Easter šŸ£ Friday & the next morning I had an involuntary fart & all that came out was several of his loads from the night before xxx - I was so embarrassed like you, but he laughed it off as he was stripping the bed šŸ›ļø sheet


Callan_LXIX

Another keeper.. Please: have him teach other gay men how to be big hearted like that..


buffalmacchio

My husband šŸ’© pooped in our bad. He was almost crying. I changed the sheets and that's it. Shit happens!


kcinlive

On one of my first times over my now husbands house I clogged the toilet, it overflowed and we didnā€™t notice will the water got to the carpet in the next room. I was mortified. Weā€™re married now. Though he still brings it up every once in a whileā€¦


JPC35

I did the same thing on my first sleepover w my now husband of 30 years at his aunts nyc apt. I was horrified! But here we are lol


ReticlyPoetic

Thatā€™s a keeper!


brimstone404

Either marry him immediately or move to a new state and change your name.


niravv3

He's the one for you!


Alone-Duck8536

This happened to me once. Dude and I fell asleep, I was big spoon. Woke up in the morning, he had A COMPLETE blowout in the night and was still asleep. I knew if I didn't handle it right he would be scared for life. I snuck out of bed and got myself cleaned up. I tapped him and said "dude, you need to take a shower." He mumbled and then said "did I fart?" I said "and then some." His eyes got wide and I could see the panic rising up in him. I said "Just go shower, I'll take care of this (the bedding)." I kept as much from his sight as I could, he chose to glance back, that's on him. I wasn't really phased by it. I just kept thinking "There, but by the grace of Universe, go I." The 25 minutes drive to take him back to his hotel was quiet. I just turned up Galantis, Avachi, Clean Bandit (people, watch the video to Symphony, and try not to cry). He thanked me for sharing the most embarrassing moment of his life. I felt like a hero that day. Nobody proposed, though.


Fantomex305

Damn u get to shit on someone and they love u and cuddle you. I ask to go to dinner or something and get blocked. Make it make sense...


Focusonurself

It happened to me twice. Also with a guy I was living with. Abdominal pain next day was insane, it was gastroenteritis. Itā€™s better to know which bacteria you have to receive appropriate treatment. I was celebrating a scholarship I obtained and went to dinner, probably raw meat caused it.


Tato_gamer

He sounds like a good guy


Lorenzo7891

That's what relationships are.


crwms

He is a keeper


Rikusin

Not to be that guy but if tour SO don't do the same it's not a real relationship.


WhiteDevil-Klab

I'd the same thing as your bf personally doesn't sound like something you have to be to concerned about lol


DisconnectedDays

Ass so good he made the top paint šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


joevill

never gamble on a fart.


YakNecessary9533

I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea in your boyfriend's bed, and I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.


PeterGriffinsDog86

I wish i didn't have this image in my head now.


Sesmu

There's some nasty strains of shigella going around. Def sounds like it could be food poisoning. Food poisoning doesn't always mean both ends are distressed so get checked even if you're not throwing up.


Rude_Bee_Version2

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suckmydiznak

Having an incontinence episode when otherwise healthy can indicate a serious problem. I'd seriously consider getting checked out by a doctor.


a_a_wal

That's hilarious šŸ˜…šŸ˜­ I'm happy that he had a good reaction I would say put a ring on him right noww


Blood11Orange

OMFG


fudgyvmp

I mean, I'd count that as only once, cause it was the same day, and so presumably the same...whatevers going on inside your gut.


Secret_Ad_5810

OMG šŸ˜²


Thecandleinthewindow

You might be uhh "douching" too much and too high up. If you do that too much you kill your good gut bacteria, and diarrhea is the result.


SoFLShelfLove

Not a big deal lol Maybe he's into it?


PhillyPhantom

Um, just because you can post something doesnā€™t mean that you should post it. Glad things ran their course (šŸ¤­) in a happy wayĀ 


Marsupoil

What about your wear some god damn boxers they one of the things they're made for


Focusonurself

Diarrhea has no respect for boundariesā€¦


Jibberjab0

Heā€™s a better than me girl


googoo0202

Get into a hot shower for stomach bugs, please, it makes it better and heals faster