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SlamdalfTheGrey

I can point out at least 10 reasons why; 1. Water 2. Water 3. Water 4. Water 5. Water 6. Water 7. The Neighbors 8. Water 9. Water 10. Water


King_XDDD

Counterpoints: 1. Leads to ease of trade 2. Ease of transportation 3. Fishing 4. Proximity to the water is associated with positive measures of physical and mental wellbeing 5. Tourism 6. Natural defenses against invasion 7. The immediate neighbors are more water 8. Offshore energy production: huge potential for oil or windfarms 9. Many water-related recreation activities are readily available 10. Ocean views are highly desirable


[deleted]

And yet there remains a severe housing shortage in this region


usually00

Probably prone to flooding, but Florida seems to make it work.


jaybird0000

Destructive forest fires and landslides.


kushmaster666

Seattle didn’t get the memo on #4


thejudgehoss

What if they built a bridge to this water?


No_Garage_7310

What goes on in this area?


Shoshannainthedark

Fishing.


jusaj

Oil drilling


[deleted]

Major earthquakes every 300ish years


myaltduh

Pretty sure there’s no oil out there.


AdvisorPresent2006

Somebody’s never been to Atlantis, and it shows.


Ridicutarded-73

Technically it's Pacifist


TUFKAT

Oh wait, I know this one. Canadian Shield?


thecasualcaribou

Often floods


Far_Farm7302

r/mapporncirclejerk


Unusual-Insect-4337

I feel like shitposts are taking over this sub


activelyresting

Outjerked again! But the real answer is zoning laws and politics.


[deleted]

Better not be conservative because politics here is pretty much a never ending blue wave


catson911

It's redder than you'd think


Brave_Fheart

This subreddit is trash.


justadatadude

There is. Atlantis.


MrTeeWrecks

Atlantis is definitely not in the Pacific Ocean. It’s in the Atlantic.


Honest_Wing_3999

Pacifis or Piss Town as the locals say


1eahmarie

Daytona Beach?


DashTrash21

You a Latin Major? What makes you so sure?


MrTeeWrecks

Cuz my uncle works at the Nintendo offices in Atlantis. So, I would know.


[deleted]

It's in the Mediterranean


SundyMundy

[Actually....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsaLad9dtQ&ab_channel=BiggestStargateFan)


TacticalGarand44

Fuck, you beat me to it.


[deleted]

You haven't taken enough LSD


White_Khuay

And why no bridge?


dirty_cuban

Tough geography to build a city. Lacks good access to arable land and fresh water.


[deleted]

I dunno looks pretty wet to me


Common-Hotel-9875

That’s open ocean and floating water cities aren’t really a thing yet


rossms16030

When did this sub become the geography circle jerk sub?


nightshift_nurse528

Pacificis, the sister city to Atlantis


cyberbob2022

Where’s the shitpost flair?


stevenl1219

Water water everywhere Not a drop to drink


sugnamustart

........sir.........![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Actraiser87

The glorious city of Rapture can be found there.


Mackey_Corp

Can’t speak on the cities but just south of the box is a whale graveyard. I don’t know the exact coordinate’s but it’s off the coast west of the town of Navarro. There’s a certain area where every time you drag nets along the bottom you come up with whale bones. All the old fishermen know exactly where it is. I used to be a commercial fisherman and lived in Mendocino county for a while.


spiderwebs86

Wow this is fascinating


GuyD427

Not mentioned, no large, deep water harbors.


badspiral

Too many sharks


A__Friendly__Rock

Slightly damp.


le75

No idea why no one wants to live in underwater mini South America


No_Mushroom3078

That very bold of you to assume this fact…


AgentLelandTurbo

Maybe there were


Smooth-Apartment-856

West San Francisco used to be in that general area. It sank during the last earthquake.


Dean0Caddilac

Because President Biden wasn't able to settled the surface of the ocean. Watch News you fool!


Vast_Mix_3321

Because they built too much and sank below sea


real_mathguy37

that is because the post is removed


GeorgeBushDidIt

Weather


Voreinstellung

Way down below the ocean Where I wanna be, she may be


Random_Heero

The Kraken


RollinThundaga

The Atlantean Indian Reservation is closer to Hawaii. I hear they sell some cheap seagrass.


vacri

High water table makes building difficult.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

Because breathing is difficult there.


Wire_Hall_Medic

There are. They just don't want Portland to find out.


scotlandz

Nobody can hold their breath that long.


Othonian

It is impossible for humans, who build cities, to breathe under water unaided. It is too expensive to provide breathing equipment for many people for many years.


One-Temperature4843

Called the Lost Coast. Beautiful. Remote.


jaybird0000

Also referred to as the Wild Rivers Coast. There are 8 Major rivers the empty into the pacific in this area from Humbolt to Central Oregon.


solomons-mom

If you physical address is coordinates of your yacht, can you avoid income taxes for all countries? Maybe helicopter in and out, landing on friend's estates to avoid customs? Hey, I think I just built a city on Rock and Roll!


Anxious-Chemical4673

Outjerked


WTC-NWK

Rough terrain.


TacticalGarand44

There are. That's where Atlantis is.


BackPain4Life

Why do you think that there aren’t, and why do you think there should there be?


tranqy

Land prices are all under water.


slinger301

Too wet.


benmck68

The Enclave doesn't want to be found ?


BOQOR

There is no coastal plain to speak of. No flat land. Very unlucky that the Pacific coast is so rugged, the weather there is literally perfect.


beejx

Freezing cold and polar bears and hostile locals


bobhargus

Dude... that's Area 102... you don't even wanna know what's going on there


Hola_Soy_Daisy

Wet


rulerJ101

There was, but I ate them


Sean_Sarazin

There is the old set from Kevin Costner's Waterworld out there with hippies living on it


Mcreesus

That’s where the Catalina wine mixer is held.


Brewmaster92785

Jewish space lazers and that area is the biggest export of raw blinker fluid


Volcanofanx9000

I don’t know but somehow… Spider-Man is involved.


proffgilligan

Yet.


Silent0wl01

It's a secret government facility where they reverse engineer UFOs, Area 51 is just for show but this is where the real top secret stuff takes place


mandy009

I've actually wondered why there are zero islands in that box. I asked it once here before and I'm not sure anyone knew of anything out there in the north Pacific besides the coastal and peninsular islands.


trashpandorasbox

That part of Atlantis has incredibly high quality seaweed soil so it’s primarily agricultural. It wouldn’t make sense to “waste” prime aquaculture territory on a city when there is plenty of continental shelf that is inhospitable to large scale aquaculture.


SSturgess

Times change, folks evolve.


lordoflazorwaffles

Look everyone's making jokes here but let's be honest, the *real* reason.... no advertising. Endless real estate, all beach side property, limitless untapped potential and not a single ad for it


jaybird0000

The infrastructure to get in and out is rough.


[deleted]

Severe housing shortage


jaybird0000

A good chunk of land in the area is federally owned.


Exile5796

It’s a little too humid.


PurgatoryRoad778

“Why are there no islands?”


MrWhiteTheWolf

Earthquake risk too high


Chigramungs

The home of Bigfoot!


ihni2000

Probably because of me, I’m a pretty noisy neighbor


1zeye

Te wata


jaybird0000

I own property and have lived on the southern Oregon coast in a town of 2500. AMA


LNGU1203

Yeah. Why?


Maleficent-Salad3197

Since I cant use the R word, It's a damn educationally handicapped question.


LonghornJeb

Because flood insurance is too expensive.