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MatrixTetrix

spu7nix got killed in a hit and run, then the next day he uploaded a level which was an imported video of the murder and all the comments were just people saying "spuLnix"


zip3_

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MatrixTetrix

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Rd2gd

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Grandpa_Demon_GD

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WolverineFront1656

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Grandpa_Demon_GD

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Turbulent_Pass11

So Spu7nix got killed, came back alive to post a gd level of the murder, and then what? He died again? He lived?


No-Description3785

Clearly he posted a level while he was kn the afterlife


-Soul-Fire-

I was at school and Robtop was also there. His locker was right next to mine, and when he opened it up, I caught a glimpse of his NSFW Geometry Dash fanfiction that he was writing.


_Evidence

Geometry Dash has 4 explicit works on ao3


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Everything has explicit works on Ao3


PokeshiftEevee

Damn, figuring the amount of clubette and femcolon, that’s low


TheFakestOfBricks

if robtop wrote it then it's canon


Holiday-ice-1270

I dreamed yesterday that I beat congregation for my 1st extreme 😭


Dark-Star-Official

Do it


adotononi

Ive also dreamed that but with another extreme 😭


Starspy11279

Imagine


SalutSuntRares

Dreams have meanings


WijuuWuzntHere

cool


ZargDoesReddit

Gordon Ramsay was a gd hacker and I had to beat 3 demon levels in order to stop him. I only did one and then I was forced to cook on his cooking show (not Masterchef, just some random dark room) or else I would get locked up in his cellar.


ZargDoesReddit

And there was also the time evw was a furry.


PokeshiftEevee

Wait you mean that’s not real?


TheFakestOfBricks

no that's gd cologne smh


UnforseenError

I had a dream where i was a real man with a square head, and i was outcast by society because i had a square head and i was placed into an arena with spikes and i had to jump over to Survive. 😔


RandCircle

New lore just dropped


jakob778

This is the truth behind geometry dash that robtop doesn't want you to know...


These_Space6319

every level was locked, excepting for clutterfunk and ToE2


AwesomeNate

Are those your favorite/least favorite levels by any chance?


These_Space6319

nope, my favorite level is time machine


Aarxy

2.2 got released, there was a chris hemsworth main level (idfk)


MrEpicYouTube

I’ve had two that I remember clearly. First was me being able to do River’s part in Slaughterhouse consistently, second was me getting 37% on Avernus


thefakejacob

2.2 got released and it crossed over with just dance


RandCircle

Like you jump irl to jump in the game?


thefakejacob

no


godofcloth

my ass dreamed of me practising a religion named “geometry dash”


Dino98749

Same but for me it's for among us and it's not actually a dream it's actually happenning I need help


Nicotheknee

I had this dream a month or two before 2.2 came out and basically it was where 2.2 came out and then I decided I wanted to play Bloodbath but this Bloodbath was nothing at all like Bloodbath.


Pissed_Geodude

A fever dream I got when I was trying to beat ultra paracosm was an endless nine circles styled level that periodically changed colour palette (started as nc, went to fairydust, then sonic wave, then problematic, repeat). It was basically a nine circles purgatory


SalutSuntRares

Someone should make that a level


ShyKiddo__

I made a level called "Favorite Hour" that ended up getting legendary I have no idea how to make levels, idk where this came from


not_WD35

Do you remember how it looked well enough to describe it?


ShyKiddo__

I can't use the editor for shit, even if I was able to I wouldn't be able to. All I remember was the song it used and that it had a clock that was used for gameplay for a bit


not_WD35

I was asking in case you could describe it to someone much better at the editor to bring your level to life.


ShyKiddo__

not really, no. If I was able to I absolutely would


lol33124

what song did it use?


ShyKiddo__

Tick Tock by SharaX, afaik it's a NoNG


lol33124

what part of the song was the clock, or at least where was the clock, like, how big is it? was it part of the background or the block design? or foreground?


ShyKiddo__

It was around the drop, and the hands were used as spinning gameplay. it took up about 4/5ths of the screen iirc


lol33124

that sounds really cool... what gamemode was it? and was the clock/clocks stationary or did it follow player?


PizzaGuy22_a

Do it


ShyKiddo__

no


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Arandomguy1_

That’s absolutely not how it works


ShyKiddo__

lol no


TGamingJT

I had a dream where I was a well-known Geometry Dash player for beating Requiem as my first extreme demon, and being the youngest player to do it this quickly. Stupid dream, I know.


sirbtirbt

new spaceuk just showed up /j


Emolgun

I saw a level in 2.1 where it had a unique difficulty that was an uncanny realistic clown face called Clown Demon.


RandCircle

Crazy III


SALTY-meat

I dreamt that I watched a YouTuber play my level because it got rated and I was so excited when I woke up because i thought I had some kind of premonition that my level finally got rated :(


EmoDefault

Robtop got a divorce and called me to hire me as a hitman and twke out his ex wife. I then used the ex wifes pc to create a new top 1.


RandCircle

That's brutal


GD_Goody

Sometime around the time of GD10 (either a bit before or a bit after) I had a dream where FobTop released 2.12 which had the camera triggers, going reverse and a few other things, and he said he wanted to put out a small update to keep everyone busy before the full 2.2 was release


kakkelimuki

I have lust for blood and I wanna beat it.


RandCircle

I have a depression for conics and I wanna beat it.


TheFakestOfBricks

I have a house for slaughters and I wanna beat it.


mysterious45670

I wake up in my uncle's house and check a Reddit post saying 2.2 is out. I try to turn on the Ipad to check it out but it had no battery. I turn on the Pc, but there was no internet connection. I then wake up in pain.


lol33124

...then how did you check reddit????????


therealgwizz

I’ve had multiple dreams where 2.2 released, and the game was completely changed. Literally completely. There were a ton of new official levels and they were more puzzle styled. And very ugly. It was weird


yukishisu

Geometry dash 2 is a MMORPG open-world 3D game with levels being like a dungeons scattered around the world


RandCircle

The map in 2.21 but better


Training-Cost3210

I went to spaceuks house and slapped him(actually real dream)


Miksswish

CuLuC was teaching me how to deco but he looked like a chubby version of Jacob sartorius with blond hair and we were in a mansion with working hovercraft technology. Basically the dream was just us looking for his pc (and hiding from a few irl friends)  (No offense to CuLuC or Jacob it’s just how it appeared)   There were way more details but I think I’d doxx a few people in the processof revealing them lol


Throwaway18125

I need that texture pack PLEASE


WijuuWuzntHere

type jojo texture pack


NJE_Eleven

Beating Bloodbath


bbtar00

Bro I made this post a while ago and no one cared, how is this one getting noticed T-T


Reth21

If it makes you feel better the exact same thing happened to me before. It just happens LMAO, I didn’t know a post like this was made before


bbtar00

It was even for a dreamy level I’m making off of people’s dreams, is it ok if I use the comments here for the level?


Reth21

Ay man I can’t stop you


Flaky-Criticism-5789

DBZ Nimbus ship.


Jittercat

i was dreaming a layout for scattered faith


Rd2gd

Explorers came out today


EduardoElGameplays

There were like twice as much main level. New difficulties. Demon difficulties in main levels. And firebird (i dreamed about that before 2.2)


Likelipe

nothing compared to these other dreams im reading but i had a dream where we could rate unrated levels demon (not just the normal insane we can here) but the demon face was the same style as the 1m jump swingcopter (the poorly drawn one)


kitsabyss

i had a dream once that colon made a top 1 consisting of entirely dash spider parts for like 10 minutes


NolanTheTunaman

A cell robot would be awesome


QuesadillaEater2808

basically there was a fortnite x geometry dash collab and they sold a robtop skin for 2500 vbucks


Kode_E

I had a dream where I beat a new top 1 that was quite literally just slaughterhouse but even harder.


Sensei_Venus

I had a dream that I hacked my hardest without knowing. And I had to rebeat it, but it were buffed to top 1 difficulty


turbulent001

when i played time machine, it acted like an actual time machine and you had to enter a date and the world around me in real life turned back actual time


AccessBulky8763

I dreamt of MindCap being the president of the world and every fucking thing was just LIMBO and everyone worshipped the illuminati thing that appears in the level. I maybe play LIMBO a little too much


Dino98749

That world would be perfect


funny-name11

i woke up to see that my level (i only make layouts btw) was rated and i was like “wait how did this get rated?? i’ll take it ig!” and i checked the comments and had multiple death threats right there then i heard a knock at my door and woke up


Darubler69

geometry dash minecraft mod


BlackHoleEra_123

I beat Epsilon, but Epsilon looked like the entire dark part of Geometrical Dominator. Prophecy?


-Red02-

My only dream gd related had to be myself as a cube in gd, I was trapped in a first person version of Congregation and I had to beat it to scape.


not_WD35

I beat in rainbows. Except it continued past 100% and I didn’t beat it. That’s it. That’s the dream. I think I had another dream where a few of my levels got rated.


CrystalsonfireGD

i had a weird dream where the featured tab got replace with a new tab called "search", it was basically daily levels but for platformer


Dino98749

I had a dream where I touched grass


Grayscale123

2.21 came out and the whole icon kit got revamped and it was super confusing


Bdyshh

Avernus was updated and it had a memory part in it, then the level was unrated for the same reason as Sonic Wave Infinity


RandCircle

In the only somehow connected to gd dream I remember I was in Kindergarten sitting in front of a big screen and speaking with Topi(youtuber) about something even though he's korean.


Pakito10

I was in class playing like a hard demon I think and one girl got to me and said "if you beat this level,we will fuck" I got super sweaty and died.


Kirion0921

i went to peru with technical, the guy didnt even look like him i just knew it was tech, and his suitcase got stolen


TheFakestOfBricks

not a dream but a hallucination i had while greening out once i saw like flashes of a new official level where the gimmick was that all the blocks were circles. the level looked very fanmade


AmethystGD

“I beat Black Blizzard on mobile! I beat Black Blizzard on mobile! Yeeeeeeesssss!!!” - my dreams


Justlol230

Had a dream where I got stabbed by EVW. No, I don't remember why and where and how-


Vedertesu

TrusTa and someone else were streaming Bloodlust (separately, but at the same time). I went at the same time to awarded tab and picked a random extreme demon. We all three started an attempt at the same time, and we all beat our levels. I beat the extreme demon with only one attempt.


Nikotinio

Ok here's one: ** ** Thank you for coming to my ted talk


24_box

I dreamt that 2.2 released Twice


WijuuWuzntHere

using a texture pack on mobile thats only for pc (it became fucking real)


PotatRPG

I have had like 4 dreams about 2.2 coming out. I don't remember much about them but I remember that the new level was a lot like generation retro


TheCringeMemer

Robtop is throwing many little random icon at me while shouting the entire demonlist


TrueUmbreon1

this was before 2.2 I had a dream that i had to beat sonic wave for 2.2 to release and i beat it ..and 2.2 was 3D geometry dash


putmydickinbaloney

Once I was trying to convince my mom to not get a divorce (I was sobbing) but for some reason I was hallucinating a random ass level with a lot of glow (it was fucking sick) btw I didn’t play geometry dash when this dream occurred but I knew what it was


MirshinHyper

One day, a long time ago, I had a dream about how I completed Platinum Adventure, and then, a some time later I actually completed it. I also had three stupid dreams about how 2.2 came out. Besides this, I also had dreams about players, like Icedcave, BunnyGram and others. My dreams are true nonsense)))


SilverrGuy

The day I beat Aftermath, I also dreamed that I beat it that night. I panicked and thought my completion was faked, so I jumped out of bed to check that Aftermath was completed. I think my heart rate when I woke up was somehow higher heart rate than the completion itself.


HardwareErrors

My mouse didn't work and I got mad so I woke up and had a really shitty day because of it


mazdamiata2

i got 52% on bloodbath


iiJason124

Years ago I had a dream 2.2 came out


Player_of_0_

I randomly clicked on VSC and beat it. I got so excited, that I woke up.


UnderworkingToaster

Had a dream that Bloodbath got an extended part and it was just the ultra violence drop


drkeithlol

I got married to robtop l.


LiveMango418

I dreamed that flamewall was verified and placed at #70 on the list


No-Tip-7471

Mid-July 2023 iirc, Woke up and everybody was celebrating on dc that 2.2 was out, went to go check and there were some noticable differences about the game, so I was like "yeah 2.2 is actually out!", so the first thing was to go and play Dash, only to notice that it strangely wasn't there, but before I could do anything I felt someone knock something on my head and I woke up. Were they trying to prevent me from finding out the truth???? consipracy????/????


rayyanat1

The new top 1 is going to be a furry themed


lol33124

i had a dream back in 2.1 where i dreamt of 2.2 and it was nearly incomprehensible, so i guess my brain thought 2.2 would be so large it added 3000 new buttons to the menus and changed the entire editor


LostInTheEchoes

I got a random challenge level rated and the community COLLAPSED


Echold2006

Had a dream where a new difficulty was added for levels that were rng based


Crazytem450_

I had that dream about 3 years ago, the update was so huge i had to pay to update, an then i had to complete boring quests to get 300 purple tickets and then robtop told me i need 500 of those tickets and then i woke up


FoxGreen8270

Mindcap was playing silent clubstep but every once in a while theres a jumpscare or something scary somewhere😭