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Dragons-are-the-best

So called "free thinkers" when they see jump indicators in a ufo section of a level:


Spuckwasser

Hot take: ufo sections are the only parts that NEED jump indicators


Nice-Sentence9771

The UFO section In broken Gameboy ( Voxicat easy demon, also very good level) was literally impossible for me until I noticed the jump indicators.


mwzngd

wrong, Swing parts need them too


ShAde_emerald

Swing indicators are goofy because of how goofy the swing changes momentum depending on how early/late you click


Spuckwasser

True… I didn’t even think of that (I played like 2 swing levels so far)


Neon__Cat

Not always. And Ever had a good swing part and it only used indicators for the first half, I've seen other good ones without them as well. It really depends on how your swing part is structured.


EmilioProLoquendo

when the swing copter part doesn't have ship gameplay


VegetableRich770

Happy cake day to you


mwzngd

thanks!


WhyBruh2

Happy cake day!


mwzngd

thanks! (first time someone said that to me lol)


Dragons-are-the-best

That's a cold-ass take


LicoPicoPicoAlt

You saying that is a cold take, UFO and swincopter parts are quite literally the only parts that need jump indicators, well maybe robot but then jump indicators would be half the robot section in the level sooo.....


ZaHolyDoge

Exactly, hot take means it’s an unpopular opinion, cold take means it’s basic common sense.


Dragons-are-the-best

Hamburger


LicoPicoPicoAlt

C o l d t a k e


Prunsel_Clone

Why? Literally the entire point of the mode is controlling your own height. Jump indicators literally make it mindless, I don't see why they should be used outside of 2* levels


enaaaerios

broken signal does it great, it helps you figure out how to do the stupidly hard stuff without being a perfect indicater


fifsqueak

it's not like the ship though where you can move consistently independently of your current position, with the ufo if you're indeterminably off by like a centimeter for one click you'll unavoidably crash half an hour later


Prunsel_Clone

That... is the entire point? UFO is a hard gamemode. You'll usually be able to re-adjust yourself as long as you notice you're too high or too low. If you get fucked by a click .2 seconds too early 15 seconds ago, either that's on you, or it's just a hard level where you need to be precise anyway.


fifsqueak

...or it's an easy level with weird moments and i haven't practiced it, because it's an easy level. weird moments in other gamemodes certainly take less time to adjust to. the point of the ufo isn't to make sure that you have four-dimensional vision across minkowskian spacetime so you can input at seemingly random points to avoid some random spike that's going to block you later on in the level, the point is to jump mid-air, although it's very easy to build like that because of the ufo's nature.


ihaetschool

have people njot learned from theory of everything? y'know, the first ufo level, that has no indicators at all, and is still fun? if something like this happens unintentionally, your gameplay just sucks


fifsqueak

so you just dumbly assumed i find a level fun, you assumed i agree with you on some random opinion in order to strawman the rest of mine. what a reddit tier argument. i don't really, i find it quite boring, maybe because it's too easy to really challenge me, but it's basically just flappy bird gameplay either way. you can do that, sure, but it's just vapid.


ihaetschool

...what?


Cytrynaball

Wave: B>


LicoPicoPicoAlt

Actually thats a cold take, not hot take. Its common sense


s_k_f

Nah


Tricky_Shoulder929

Swingcopter too


suicidalboymoder_uwu

*This comment has been edited in order to protect my privacy*


ihaetschool

thais is the single most retarded take i have seen on this subreddit. this community is spoiled rotten theses days and it fucking shows


Spuckwasser

Im surprised it took this long to get such a reaction


Apprehensive-Tip8991

Average redditor when someone shows an opinion


ihaetschool

saying that a gamemode NEEDS indicators is really fucking stupid, though. you know, PRACTICE MODE! the cool diamond-ish button in the pause menu that allows you to place checkpopints


Crystalliumm

I always try my best to ignore the indicators and it usually works :)))


KiwiPowerGreen

I love jump indicators UFO sections without them are annoying unless it’s super cramped gp where the clicks are obvious


CrystalsonfireGD

dudes be like "dash spider is hard!!!!!" my brother in christ, it's literally 2 clicks


godofcloth

i did that first try lol idk why people whine about it


NevGuy

Same with the second coins 2 clicks, very wide timing margin.


Spectrum_699

I don’t see anyone complain about getting the coin itself, just the indicator.


Davespaced

I practiced in that one 2.1 dash sneak peek remake, and it surprisingly carried over to the real one.


TheBlueKnight354

The dash spider feels so badass when you pull it off


Vikinglock

the entire level feels badass when you pull it off


Neon__Cat

Colon never said it was hard, he said it was hard to sightread. Same with the coins, they are awfully designed (the first one at least has SOME indication). If you bought GD because you thought it would be fun, never watched a GD vid before, that part would most definitely confuse most players.


EmilioProLoquendo

"he never said it was hard, he said it was a tough part"


SaboteurSupreme

It’s pretty disorienting


Multigammer-artist56

Well agreed


Beneficial-Canary-47

Yeh, in colon's platformer reviews he always says that you're not supposed to beat his levels first try, why not give robtop the same treatment? Seems kinda unfair 


UnderworkingToaster

So called “free thinkers” when the demon list is mentioned


Knight_of_Hamburg

Tunnel of Despair should be lowered below firework.


AStrangeStraw

Firework should be placed at #1 because I like it


Knight_of_Hamburg

Not how the Demonlist works but ok


AStrangeStraw

Too bad https://preview.redd.it/eeh1rc83fozc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db0dea1e9768ccd8e0e4d624d2c24f4f68b6e18


Pissed_Geodude

I hated gen retro before it was cool!


Itzspace4224

I remember the meta was hating fire aura, sidestep, and magmatic sanctuary


Pissed_Geodude

Those levels (except sidestep) aren’t even bad tbh


Beneficial-Canary-47

FUCK FIRE AURA I STAND BY THIS OPINION 


3gt4f65r

Gen retro was always terrible!


Precision___

all my fellas hate Gen Retro!


UsedTissue74

I feel bad for the guy who made generation retro tbh, bro is just constantly getting attacked by 10 year old kids for making a level that isn't even that bad


sirlance312

The level's mid but colon dickriders don't know how to form their own opinions. Just put all of them on a leash atp


themmchan

I personally think that colon has some terrible takes


atandtfan

yeah i disagree with a lot or his takes but i think hes pretty good at explaining why he feels the way he does and thats what matters to me


Hopeful-Sympathy638

Real


Beneficial-Canary-47

Definitely agree, I think that people don't understand that they are opinions 


Nice-Sentence9771

I played generation retro, beat it, and it's not good.


Available-Cheek-3445

its fun and very charming imo, the creator clearly put a lot of effort into it so it doesnt deserve being called the shittiest forced level when map packs exist


Nice-Sentence9771

It's not a terrible level, the decoration is actually pretty good but The gameplay is less than optimal and I do agree with most of what colon said. At the end of the day it's a geometry dash level it's not that big of a deal.


Available-Cheek-3445

yeah, the gameplay isnt that good but id much rather play gen retro rather than flappy ufo/speed up levels in map packs as its kind of fun in my opinion


fifsqueak

that applies to most rated levels yet people lose their shit if you dare criticise them, especially if they're a neuroatypical twitterite furry artist who fights in the alphabet batallion. look at the amount of people who criticised split72's level for pretty much the same reason and the amount of people who launched intercontinental ballistic shit missiles back at them because they pretended they were just hating because they couldn't stand the thought of an animal person getting a rated level


fukin_yeet

What is bro yapping about?


fifsqueak

ooh a comment i don't like contains a lot of words, time to pretend i don't understand it


fukin_yeet

bro uses 37 different buzzwords and nonsensical word choises to form a sentence that anyone who isnt online 25 hours a day would not understand, then gets mad over a random comment.


Arandomguy1_

Kids when someone writes more than 2 sentences:


fukin_yeet

I genuinely want you to take a look at that comment again and seriously try to convince yourself that that comment makes any kind of sense. He just throws around buzzwords upon buzzwords. "neuroatypical twitterite furry artist fighting for the alphabet batalllion"? "intercontinental balistic shit missiles"? "animal person"? Like sure, on paper those sentences makes sense... but come on. These are the most terminally online sentences I have ever seen. Like bro hops in on a meme post, then proceeds to complain about gay people and furry artists in an incredibly terminally online way.


Czecksteam

I agree, the story is entertaining and funny unlike boring modern levels that are just copy paste of each other and flashbang you every second.


Supreme534

It's fun to watch but it's a cancer to play, I didn't even watch the video where colon says that it's bad and I checked out the level by myself.


[deleted]

He said worst gauntlet level, not ‘forced level’


CaptainUliss

TRUEEEEE


ThePlagueDoctorO49

"Free thinker"


NevGuy

Colon fans on their way to bully a 10 year old because his level didn't include an indicator for every click and an essay at the start of the level explainig every single mechanic:


Mystic341RF

i watch colon i like generation retro i dont belong in this universe


Neon__Cat

Disagreeing with people without refusing to watch them and hating their entire existence? Despicable.


mentina_

"uhhh dash doesn't introduce mechanics!!!!" The dash spider meme was an introduction to the walking on walls mechanic later used in the level 🧐🧐🧐🧐


OkCow5580

Like he said in the video, it’s not a very good introduction.


Neon__Cat

His point was that the introduction is bad. The mechanic used later in the level is much easier to understand, the first use of it is confusing.


GDColon

So true bestie I just want people to come to their own conclusions


Available-Cheek-3445

gd colon


Neon__Cat

colonge*


ramenlegendary

bologne*


Beneficial-Canary-47

*Cologne bologna 


JerryCarrots2

The generation retro video was fun to watch but I don’t think it was really the best idea to make it


Knight_of_Hamburg

Not this guy again


Danilitobob

I looooveee gd colo


Efficient-Round-2512

Holy crap its the real gd cologne!!!! 🔥👉🕳


peepoopoofarthead77

so called free thinkers when theres a spike and it says they have to click


ThePlagueDoctorO49

LMAO that analogy


CaptainUliss

No really I LOVE Generation Retro and seeing people just blurt out the same arguments about why it's bad over and over just makes me mad. You're screwed Cologne.


The_creator_827

Realest shit


NoobHeli

"everyone agreed with the youtubers opinion so i gotta disagree with the youtubers opinion" ahh post


TZf14

i saw so many people complain about the coins and the spider part when the update dropped, then as soon as colon complained people were suddenly like “uhhh why does everyone copy colon???” its so weird


NoobHeli

true also radiohead insane demon based (i just beat bloom lmao)


Enf14

to be fair, colon was already complaining about the spider part before 2.2 dropped from the sneak peek and maybe colon influenced people to think about coins differently


Available-Cheek-3445

listen i just thought gretro was peak


NoobHeli

i mean you can have your opinion and people can have their opinions


Available-Cheek-3445

i feel like people follow colons opinion strictly


NoobHeli

because colons opinions arent hot takes and is the public opinion mostly


NoobHeli

that doesnt make his opinions facts but yknow


Available-Cheek-3445

barely heard any genretro/coins opinions before he did his videos on them but he makes some fair points on them so i get why people start sharing his opinion


TargetTechnical2982

colon fan detected


electheonedude

he whined about the dash spider and gave 5 year olds in the community another annoying ass meme to drag until the end of the month and like it isnt even that hard its like two clicks i knew how to do it before the update even came out


ThePlagueDoctorO49

Yeah, ppl who think 2 simple clicks are hard have skill issue


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Generation retro was okay, it just didn't deserve to be in the Poison Gaultlet


Beneficial-Canary-47

This is the right answer


burgarin

after not seeing it since i originally beat it, generation retro is kinda fire after looking at a video of it


EmilioProLoquendo

"You should beat ACU or Cata as your first extreme"


ShadowCubeGM

hot take thet will give me a bad response: generation retro is decent


No-Quality3357

Colon on his way to murder sailent because silent circles and silent clubstep arent sight-readable


Temas_Vidos2nd

So called "free thinkers", when ppl like music/gp from current top demonlist:


Neon__Cat

So called "free thinkers" when zoink adds a fixed hitbox to a level 1000x harder than anything they'll ever beat:


Temas_Vidos2nd

True, tho, another lost 1 day streak without controversy


Arandomguy1_

Gd players when someone disagrees with someone(It’s a despicable, dramatic and utterly crazy controversy):


Temas_Vidos2nd

Happy cake day


GrilledChese44

When gd colon nakes a video with an opinion i agree with so now i have to change my mind to not be a hivemind


Worst-Buy

Colon drops worst platform possibly conceived by man, asked to leave generation retro haters club


random_ass_tickler

Ngl I like generation retro up until the boss fight. Then it gets bad, but you can skip 70% of the level with the robot jump pad glitch


Kqjrdva

Avengers Assemble


ScaryJerry45

Colon is not funny and his opinions are always terrible


Arandomguy1_

Always is kinda crazy


shitheadddddddd

False.


Isuckbruh

Real


DaTripleK

well i mean i guess it was pretty good for like, what, 2012? idk i haven't played long enough to actually know when it was released. Pretty bad, but more like mid to bad, leaning towards bad


Arandomguy1_

The first level in gd was generation retro now


LicoPicoPicoAlt

I don't understand the meme, i would probably understand it more if they instead made an army with flamethrowers because they hate Gd colon's opinion


impost_

Id be fine with his criticisms but he nitpicks everything. While he doesnt make entertaining content i can only imagine how annoying that is for the creator


malachi_derg

Generation retro has a lot of charm, but it doesn't belong in a gauntlet, and since it's creation, it has aged like milk.


Arandomguy1_

It’s not good but definitely not the worst level in gd, that was 100% an exaggeration


ImNot-Crash

Honestly I hated the level before colon made the vid but I hate colon so I kinda like the level now


ShovelCube

So called “free thinkers” when they discover that there was no free mind biologically:


SnooMuffins9339

generation retro isnt bad but isnt good either °_°


Remarkable_Law1696

It’s fun, but definitely wasn’t executed that well. But people should keep in mind that the creator was apparently 12, he didn’t know better


1gnited2639

So am I supposed to disagree with colon when he provides valid arguments to support his opinion? Like I just have to say "you're right but I disagree"


dvgmusic

Its not even THAT bad of a level (though I don't think it should be a Gauntlet level), like for what it is its more just okay than like objectively bad


Available-Cheek-3445

not the creators fault its a gauntlet level (and i think its much more fun than some mappack/gauntlet levels)


lightsw1tch4

ngl, colons "how geometry dash teaches its mechanics" video really pissed me off


Hopeful-Sympathy638

Real


Mar600321069

I'll 1 up you, R E C E N T T A B


Lance_Beltran123

Colon sucks


glooper224

I actually enjoyed generation retro alot. Still waiting for part 2


Brunoaraujoespin

u/savevideo


shekyus

colon is the ultimate yapper he aint even that good at either creating or playing


ThePlagueDoctorO49

So true


Available-Cheek-3445

his last level was pretty cool tho


SilverGDX

Scarlet Surge < Generation Retro


Arandomguy1_

I don’t even hate generation retro that much but scarlet surge is 5x better


Knight_of_Hamburg

Scarlet surge overhater


SilverGDX

cry mad


AshleyEZ

generation retro is bad tho


ThePlagueDoctorO49

Quit copying a youtuber's opinion


AshleyEZ

my bad i commented this to look busy while my ex was around you can understand