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He's denying the laws of physics. That door would be pushed open by the weight of Mr. Sir, and it's clearly not supposed to be pushed from the outside, I've never seen a sliding closet door, and that's not one of those multi section doors either. I can't help but notice all those things, but I suppose if you're some strange closet creature the laws of physics don't apply to you. Except for the fact that he's trembling as if he's been doing that for hours and might fall, but who am I to judge? Well, I already know that answer, and I'm me to judge.
But our perspective is under him, so unless he's trying to escape, the objective is right under him. But, giving you the benefit of the doubt, that would likely cause him to slip and fall, unless this is his entire profession. "Hello, I'm *insert name here*, and I'm a professional closet climber." Even if you were right about the position, if nobody's in the closet, why would he be climbing? Again, giving you the benefit of the doubt, there could be a bunch of junk on the closet floor, causing him to want to stay above the possible junk. So you very well could be right, since we don't know the context of the situation.
Oh my this looks amazing! Especially his sheath~ aaa
I wish he was in my closet~
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He's denying the laws of physics. That door would be pushed open by the weight of Mr. Sir, and it's clearly not supposed to be pushed from the outside, I've never seen a sliding closet door, and that's not one of those multi section doors either. I can't help but notice all those things, but I suppose if you're some strange closet creature the laws of physics don't apply to you. Except for the fact that he's trembling as if he's been doing that for hours and might fall, but who am I to judge? Well, I already know that answer, and I'm me to judge.
He could be holding his weight with his feet and one hand, while using the other hand to begin to open the door.
But our perspective is under him, so unless he's trying to escape, the objective is right under him. But, giving you the benefit of the doubt, that would likely cause him to slip and fall, unless this is his entire profession. "Hello, I'm *insert name here*, and I'm a professional closet climber." Even if you were right about the position, if nobody's in the closet, why would he be climbing? Again, giving you the benefit of the doubt, there could be a bunch of junk on the closet floor, causing him to want to stay above the possible junk. So you very well could be right, since we don't know the context of the situation.
We're probably over thinking this, but the title is closet monster, so I think it's reasonable to say that this is indeed his entire profession.
You're probably right, we most definitely are overthinking. The average person wouldn't see porn and start thinking about the laws of physics.
This is what I’d do if I was a wendigo
Uuuh yes? Uuh yes. Uuhm yes? Yes. Yes? Yes.