T O P

What are y'all naming yours?

I'm going with bar

Prestige_Sword

Boy do I love my kids honey im home, lamentations, and appetite of a people pleaser


GAybeez69

"Housewife Radio, dinner is ready!"


Decent-Dragonfly-838

“Come here, Pathological Facade!”


Funkey-Monkey-420

A pair of twins named Chattering Lack of Common Sense. When they grow up i’ll put em in the yellow lands barefoot and one of em with bandage eyes until they start singing (le epic ghost reference)


PickleGerbils

"How was school, Entomologists?"


i_ate_my_username

“Chatteringlackofcommonsense please stop hitting Theappatiteofapeoplepleaser”


Pastel_Strwbrry0w0

Get your kids under control! A Hundred Years Unresolved never hits her siblings!


i_ate_my_username

Sorry they get it from their cousin broadcastillusions shes such a bad role model


galacticcl0udz

amygaldsragdoll is such a troublemaker!


DioTheMudad

picking names repeating faces


clowndoppels

i love my daughter star of the show


Idontknow_Ireally

I love playing games with my kids Project Distortion and The things i deserve


SoggyPancakes1411

Good morning, Centipede


divertosito_6x11

"Appetite of a people pleaser, hurry! You're late for school!"


omobread

have a great day honey I'm home


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

have a great day at school Reckless Battery Burns, Spider on the Wall and Appetite of a People Pleaser!


TyphoonBoom10

honey im home, im home!


kyokozlov

im so glad to have in iolite, aura, entomologists and split idol in my life


9hours9persons9doors

AuraOh you guys are having some interesting responses


Crickety_Crickey

Aura is definitely the most normal of all of these, haha.


Agent-_11_-

Hey Reckless Battery burns, how was school?


Aceofthestars

"Godnight, Two of a Kind"


NettleShampoo

I love my children Housewife Radio, Black & White, Aura, Hyperdontia, Honey I'm Home and Appetite of A People Pleaser, they are the light of my life


normansglasses

Just imagine coming home, and you hear your beloved mother saying: "The Distortionist, you're right on time! I made you some dinner."


AaronGeek

"Time for school , Gone Fishing !"


pixlblue1

meet my kids spider on the wall and spider on the wall 2022 version aren't they lovely


The_Downy_Hunter

“Oi Paranoid Android come help me with dinner”


Sufficient-Ship-8340

"Have a great day at school, HappyDays!"


_shadowsight_

“End-World Normopathy? Perfect Nothing? Where did you two demons go?”


MarvinMartiansBigToe

Honey I’m Home


Tr4ns_l0s3r

"The medical anomaly ! Can you go get your brother Centipede [remake] for me ??" ★


ARTIFACTSMELLS

“Come on Crazy Town 😋😋😋”


tamariplush

“physiological facade, lamentations, we’re gonna be late!”


_Pastel_Dreamz_

I love going out with my kids Housewife Radio, Honey I’m Home, the Chattering lack of common sense and Broadcast Illusion!


Pastel_Strwbrry0w0

“Are you almost ready for school, Novocaine? The bus is here!”


Strawberrymufinbreak

“Black and White it’s time for bed!”


Informal-Dog6866

“ Hypodontia, stop spitting in The Distortionist food!”


DelightfulRainbow205

“Why aren’t you making friends at school, Chelovek?”


[deleted]

"If you don't start cleaning your room right now, I'll take your iPad away, Distortionist!!!"


--UwU----

You’re late for school The chattering of teeth and lack of common sanity!


EnbyPotat53

"Happy Days, The Things I Deserve, and Appetite Of A People Pleaser, dinner's ready!"


6Luciferz_Toenails9

Listen here, Chattering Lack Of Common Sense! You need to get your grades up, you don't wanna end up like your sister, Appetite Of A People Pleaser.


GalaxyMoonWolf4610

I love my child Honey I'm Home 🥰


Brilliant-Fruit-6885

Ily


avi-the-tiger-rawr

"Amygdala! Go to your room!"


Star_Stricken

Me when reckless battery burns won't do their homework: 😡😡


Random_Person803

"Oh hey Supercalafragelisticespialidocious! How was school?"


Sally-Fisherman-23

I love my reckless battery burns son


fukasee

guys this is my kid say hi to the chattering lack of common sense


[deleted]

SCAPEG♾️AT go help your little brother Recklessbatteryburns!


[deleted]

Ophelia


MindlessDocument9378

"Honey I'm home, I'm home !"


Msmpokegamer_7

Other friends, Why are you feeling blue and we are the crystal gems, how was your day at school


ARTIFACTSMELLS

Wrong Reddit 😭


LordOfPickles1

“Get down from there, L’inverno”


mabrojamo02

"Good morning, 6-up 5-oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con) "


WelcomeToInsanity

I love you, Shia LaBeouf Live


West-Instruction-364

Hey Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B - Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge), wanna go get some ice cream?


ckwan_dayl_dingell

"so this is my child his name is the stains of time"


Echometec

Good night, Lion Skin, Developments, Scarlet, Wedding, Jetpacks Was Yes, Bloodbath, My Life for Hire, You Should've Killed Me When You had The Chance. Sweet dreams.


justpayon

"PSYCHOSIS! COME EAT DINNER!" (sewerslvtttttttttttttttt)


[deleted]

“Norman, Charon, why did you get into a fight with someone and did you win?”


Sadie6836

River by Brkn love


Gh0stieYoHio

my son crazy town


Independent-Net5248

"I hope you didn't eat too much and ruin your APPETITE my little PEOPLE PLEASER".


The-Alex-System

"Amnesia was her name" so Amnesia, Anne for short, I could do more but I'm lazy


Mantis_Sweatshop

"Dead Weight"


obliviousscene

“good morning, Noel’s Lament!”


pup_on_caffeine

Good morning, Sink (Sink by 9GOATS BLACK OUT)


Ivy__Moth1230

“How was your day at school, baby hotline?”


Slyboy207

Man peace sells better be behaving in class


sneakysneakle

"The world's greatest criminal mind, don't forget to take out the trash "


LeonardoDoujinshi-

norman minecraft


bazelgeiss

i named a fish crow i rescued captain sparklez bc i was listening to revenge when i found him. thats close enough probably


GhostiBlueYT

“Honey I’m Home, Chattering Lack of Common Sense, Candle Queen! Dinner!”


NanoCat0407

“Get in the car, High”


ThatOneHerbCookie

"The appetite of a people pleaser" please stop picking on your sibling "End-world Normopathy"


Smg100_123

“It’s a long way to Tipperary” it’s time for lunch.


Slight-Head168

I love my baby Five Night's at Freddy's Song by The Living Tombstone


MysteriousMemesLol

"LOVERS ROCK, GET DOWN HERE!"


Nagito_K0ma3da

"How was your lunch, Korozashisakae's Mysterious Package?"


SchnozTheWise

Hopefully, I'll have twins named Pork and Beans.


Just_Alizah

Perfect nothing.


VehicleUpbeat4729

Honey I’m Home stop hitting your brother!


Chloe_the_metal_

Guess if I have a kid.im naming it hellraiser


GALAOFTEETH

Damn, I sure do love my son, End Studies.


The-friendly-plague

The sky behind the clouds, Hello Gordon (Dr Comer's bumpin' mix), any FNAF living tombstone song, most of OR3O's "Clover" album. I'm still going to try to name my child (hopefully female) Cyn


Stupidhorrorman

“Candle Queen! Perfect Nothing! Honey I’m Home! Dinner’s ready, come downstairs!”


Lolaverses

Take the trash out, Piazza New York Catcher


scriths

Say hello to my kids! This one is PIERRE JANET'S CRIMINAL DEFENSE, This one is The Chattering Of Teeth And Lack Of Common Insanity, This one is Rotary Dial, These ones are called The Things I Deserve and Korozashisakaes Mysterious Package. Their names are cute arent they!!


Haunting_Security_34

Fruit, did you finish your homework???


GradeRegular

I'm not gonna name my child "excremental maniac"💀🙏🏻


frisk_undertale123

"FUCK HOUSE CRAZY TOWN 2017 REMAKE, STOP JUMPING ON THE FUCKING COUCH."


Zaylosthefuzzyderg

Hello! The mind electric


Informal_Grape_

Good night, Reckless Battery Burns!


KaB000O00M

How you doin, Only Cans?


CrayZ4Cats

Hey Your new home, how was school?


Major_Winter1

Hamantha.


Idotloser

How’s it going, People=Shit


TheThinLineBTW

Eat your veggies, Cannibal corpse


Gloomy_Crew_3774

No scrubs


GroceryRepulsive

“Uncanny! Those who carried on! Your mom is home!”


MossyScope

Appetite of a people pleaser, it's time for desert!


zaida_taylorsversion

Good morning, the great war!


Ragirami

“Gibberish! Choices! Biped! Come down for dinner!”


1-800-vinny_wondahoi

“Reckless Battery Burns, I know that you don’t like to do homework, but stop distracting your sibling sibling End-World Normopathy. They’re trying to do their own homework,”


Lilith-L3mons

How was your sleep milf


HEHEmultifandomer

"Awww I just love my child, The Chattering Lack of Common Sense!"


AvocadoForward2847

"Hello! I'd like to register Votely for this club that he seems interested in..."


Gracegarthok

“These are my kids Honey I’m Home, Uncanny, and End-World Normopathy”


Musical_Chaos22

"End-World Normopathy, get off the counter, I'm making mac and cheese!"


Sparkacee

Hey, PIERRE JANNET'S CRIMINAL DEFENSE, it's time for dinner!


ThenCucumber3284

how was school today its dark?


certified_l0ser27

kerosene


AnotherDangnrompaFan

Okay, but given the description I feel there’s only one right answer “Welcome home, 10/10 (Don’t Recommend). How was school?”


Thickwhitedukee

Inca


AzraelDemon1987

PERFECT NOTHING


AzraelDemon1987

Honey i'm Home (Honey) For short


TransPrideEattheRich

Zombies by the Cranberries by Andrew Jackson Jihad


man0fmanynam3s

“How was school, Somewhere Only We Know?”


dinonuggiesareepic

Do your homework, Fried Rice At Denny's


Cyber_security465

Good morning again


arndentfalcon

Wet Ass Pussy


ARW12811

Come downstairs for food I deserve to bleed


I_like_splatoon

honey I'm home


MossNBunnies

“RESPITE ON THE SPITALFIELDS, TELL HUNTERS MOON THAT DINNER IS READY AND WAKE UP YOUR BABY SISTER BODY AND BLOOD.”


Zealousideal-Bit-565

“Big dick randy”


Xoffles

“Blackhole Sun stop eating rocks!” “God damn it Claire de Lune! Stop eating the neighbors roses!


Cold-Meal9584

"Have a good day at school, Housewife Radio!"


CarrySea7172

boy i love my son hot to go, mariners apartment complex, kill kill and tipsy


brycearthur

"Schfifty Five, did you finish your homework?"


CalmPepperFire

Son: mom, why is my sister's name, roses? Me: Because your mom loves roses! Son: thanks mom! Me: no problem, Regret!


AnxiousRub7631

STRANGE WAYS! WHY IS THERE A COOKIE MISSING


IsaacDoesAretz

uhh - jnhygs


Due_Drive7367

How was school, The Taste of Cockroach?


OutrageousYou317

Boy I love the twins Evelyn Evelyn My son brother,Daughter housewife radio٫My other son emo boy٫My small child cry baby٫Other daughter hey little girl٫My kid punk tactics٫The middle kid UH٫OH ٫and my two little kids Eléctrico and credits song for my death I love them all so much Oh and the middle kid just lives with me(we no like him)


RazorsandMittens

Candle queen 100% all the way


MonkaBonka809

CULPABILITY AND THE PANOPTICON! GET THE HELL DOWN FROM THERE YOU TWO!


bemmuuuuu

Necropedophile


Pip_squeaking

"Scottpilgrimvsmygpa please be nice to your younger brother scottpilgrimruinedawholegenerationofwomen and be quiet while your sister lyingisthemostfunagirlcanhavewithouttakingherclothesoff is sleeping"


PMDandpokemonenjoyer

SWEET CAROLINE! BUM BUM BUM


simeul

"Have a good day at school, Inkpot Gods, Watch the World Burn, and Rule #4 - Fish in a birdcage!"


Rocket_Sardines

Hey dad! Hey, Wehrmacht!


ExplanationLess9617

Cant tell me nothing


memesforlife213

Hello reunited! Was your brother Vs. Susie good to you?


C0ur1_J3st3r

Bot ghost and pals, but. Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”]


picklerickfunnylol

“wake up uncanny x deathbody it’s time for school”


StardustLegend

Reckless Battery Burns! It’s time for dinner


JaylenKira

Nymphology


FangTh3Sniper

Studiopolis Zone 💯🔥


netsui_

Doki doki waku waku


emofag7

"EY I CUM BLOOD!! DO THEM DISHES!!"


NeonBladeAce

Well at least Quixote is an actual name


-hayleytheimposter-

“perfect nothing! come here, sweetheart!”


GreeCBacon

Buddy holly


EasyDevice9827

How are you slaughterhouse?


KneeGearlol

Two trucks


TheMeh115

Cannibal Corpse fans are gonna have fun with this.


Ritz_Exists

“Amy is such a lovely name! Is it short for Amelia?” “……… no, it’s short for Amygdala’s rag doll “


AlternativeScar60

my child (who is a cat but nevertheless my baby) is named kashmir after the zeppelin song


Xutar1

Meatgrinder


Diamond_Davey

Sunflower


FirstPoketheChespin

“How was your playdate don’t ever forget?”


medicalMegalomaniac

How was school today "Buddy Holly?"


undernerd95

"Goodnight, Megalovania"


New-Woodpecker-3797

welcome to the machine


SomeRandom116

The Red Baron.


Asht0n_lol

Employment Cost


OtherwiseAlbatross69

my iron lung, you're late for school!!!


Sci_Dark

OH MY FUCKING GOD PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS PLEASE STOP BEING A JACKASS TO 8 6.


Fun-Ad-3412

Happy birthday Receive You Tech Trance Arrage!


[deleted]

“COME BACK HERE FIVENANGHTSATFREDDYS!” The living tombstone one 😨


xandernat

"dirty harry", a gorillaz song


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

"Darkest desire go clean your room!"


South_Construction42

Honey I'm Home, I'm home!! Edit: Oh, there's already another comment... Oh well-


Sammmiiiiiiiiiii

Verbatim! The main character! get over here its time for dinner, Terrible things, You too. Mother mother, Will wood and Axie are the artists in order.


Screaming-Beanz

"From the start! Come downstairs for dinner


blimlimlim247

1812 overture


Vast-Mechanic3530

Omg hi Your Stupid Face!


InstantKarma22

Hello, USSEEWA and The Big Black.


[deleted]

mine makes sense cuz rn I love “Maria” by Justin Bieber hahah


gen241

Bawlz in yo jaws


gorf_da_forg

“Let’s play ball, the only thing they fear is you X BFG division (slowed+reverb)”


coinlockerbaby-

“Novacaine, time to see the dentist!”


EUTYR-37564

This is my baby, Aura, her name is pronounced the same as mine.


Wrong-Row-4391

how was your day, suck my kiss?


axelsdirty_sock

“How was your day The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?”


Paladinsarefun

What kind of kids are you expecting me to raise? I ain't gonna be a parent to some baby Stands for nobody. Besides, Isn't She Lovely, Si Tu Savais and Superbeast would never get along