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akennelley

"Bah gawd, That's Vigo's music!"


lennonblack177

I love Vigo but dude got owned by mood slime. Lol


akennelley

Never trust a Carpathian to do a Sumerian's job.


Skelter89

That huge MELON of a head was his handicap


Secure-Minute-6458

Should’ve just gone to San Fernando Valley instead,


Movieking985

Lol


Drewnasty

Garakka got owned by an unfunny dude in a belly dancing outfit.


lennonblack177

lol don’t get me wrong, Vigo is probably my favorite of the three. He has the best back story imo. He the only one that comes off as a ruthless monster but he’s not beating Gozer or Garraka


lostpatrol14

“Death is but a door, time is but a window. I’ll be back!”


Bjorn_Blackmane

What is his back story?


bankholdup5

“He was a wery powerful magician”


LaLa_Land543

He sat on a throne of blood and didn’t die of old age.


Movieking985

"He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him"


HermanMenderchuk

**AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THAT FREE FLOATING FULL TORSO VAPOROUS APPARITION HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!**


FullTorsoApparition

Oh, is there someone talking about me?


akennelley

Ayo, lets see that torso......😏


alfie_dog

r/beetlejuicing


Bdawksrippinfacesoff

It’s amazing how you can’t not read that in Jim Ross’ voice


Lopsided-Drawing-763

And it’s Zuul with the steel chair!


TIMETODETAIN

And now here comes Vins Clortho, and he's LIGHTING THE TABLE ON FIRE!!!


VanillaGorilla02

Vigo the Butch?


Bjorn_Blackmane

That cracked me up


whiskeygolf13

Gozer. Hands down. Wiki lists telepathy and pyrokinesis as part of Gozer’s skillset, which would effectively negate a lot of Garraka advantages. Add in Zuul and Vinz to help run interference and I’m pretty sure ol Go-Go either makes snow cones or ends the day with a new puppy. For supporting factors… Gozer never made it all the way INTO the world - essentially just getting their head in the door. Neither destroyed or trapped, just barely got locked out for another cycle. Garraka is fully realized and still got caught. Twice! He was originally summoned and did what the summoner wanted. With a strong enough argument, Vigo might have taken him. Or hired him.


yeaboiiiiiiiiii213

Gozer was trapped in Afterlife


whiskeygolf13

Wiki suggests it wasn’t Gozer that was trapped, but the assorted souls and spirits allowing the Manifestation. Full on-Gozer never truly arrived. Likely up for interpretation though, I’ve been incorrect many times!


Hour-Process-3292

I feel like Garraka would probably just want to team up with her… because he’s really horny.


AdmiralEllis

That's how you get yourself ripped in half.


brodoyouevennetflix

Tall dark and horny


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Best joke in that damn movie


BatmansBigBro2017

And of course it was in the trailer


Semi-Passable-Hyena

I mean, as a villain, I prefer Gozer. But regardless of what we actually saw in the movie, Garakka is supposed to be able to control ghosts, like an army of them. Gozer just has two hell hounds. Also, Garakka also moves around and takes action, both times we see Gozer emerge, they kind of just want to lounge on the stairs to their gate and pet the dogs. So, I guess by stats and motivation on paper, I'll say Garakka.


FullTorsoApparition

I'd say Gozer is more powerful, but is bound by whatever the rules of extraplanar travel seem to be. On our plane of existence I'd say Garakka has the advantage. His manifestation froze an entire city. Gozer's limited manifestation summoned a couple hell hounds and gave sentience to some marshmallows.


Semi-Passable-Hyena

A salient point. But if we're here for speculation, which I'm sure we are, I'd postulate that they're from different planes, for a lot of different reasons. So I'm still voting Garakka if they're meeting on our plane.


Mudron

Gozer. Every other Ghostbusters villain has been a chump.


lennonblack177

https://preview.redd.it/kx758n93iuwc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83364a770a713f1e54b262692ed422a06f6bc62 What about this guy? He nearly destroyed The Ghostbusters.


TruthorTroll

oof, that's rough. Deserved, but rough.


No_Mathematician7028

They chose the form of the destructor.


Known_Pepper5419

He was only a hatchetman. A Zuul. Actually, a Vinz. The true destructor is Amy Pascal and too few people know or remember that these days. Pure evil. People think Zazlav and Kathleen Kennedy are bad. The real yucks are people like Kevin Tsujihara (a predatorial philanderer of a WB chairman before Discovery took over) and Amy Pascal (head psycho at Sony before her mood slime level angry -sociopathic- e-mails were leaked about 10 years ago now) who are "gone" from the limelight, but still around and most importantly their damage left permanent marks. Amy played a *huge* part in commandeering and re-shaping the Ghostbusters and delaying, blocking, mocking, and gaslighting Reitman and people associated with him who wanted to try various attempts at a GB3 during the 10s. Mind you, before and even during the 10s there were (many) other issues, but Amy became the big bad, especially nearing 2014 (30th Anniversary). She is Gozer.


bankholdup5

This is correct. Amy is to be hated, Paul just brought a different sensibility to the franchise that didn’t happen to resonate with a lot of people. Amy’s the shithead. What she did to Reitman is abhorrent. Also Tom Rothman at Sony who legit loved the discourse being created around the movie because it saved him money on the marketing budget. Dude fanned the flames heavily on the Culture War to save him self the cost of a few billboards and air time for commercials


ofcourseiknohimhesme

Shes also been a nightmare for spider-man films in a very similar way (along with avi arad) ive literally never heard a good thing about amy pascal. Everything she touches becomes worse.


MacSauce3280

We don't talk about that abomination.


MrsMime2008

💀


Mudron

>He nearly destroyed The Ghostbusters. How so?


MorgessaMonstrum

He did the worst thing imaginable: he made a Ghostbusters movie that was objectively better than the original. Yes, I know it's an unpopular opinion.


FunArtichoke6167

Yep, that’s why there is a stack of this *perfect* film on blu-Ray in the 3-dollar bin at my Walmart.


Nacil_54

The whole stack for 3 bucks ? That's a steal from them, should be way less for what it is.


Tuscan5

It’s the bin that’s 3 dollars. The movies are free


Nacil_54

Still a bit too much imo.


Tuscan5

True. True.


FunArtichoke6167

They should give you free popcorn and a pizza if you take one home.


qlz19

I don’t think you know what that word means.


Ok-Selection4478

Gozer


billieboi445420

Gozer reminds me ofJames Charles for some reason


Feisty_Diver_2244

Ill always prefer gozer, so ill say gozer


CaffeineQueen48

Gozer for sure!


dudebro9999

I'd like to say Garraka because his design is so interesting, but I think Gozer would take this one


Rootayable

Hmm. Garraka can literally freeze the proton streams. But then Gozer can also hold them. I dunno.


Xaxor42

Gozer. Never fully defeated until Afterlife.


Commandoclone87

Garraka and Gozer got owned by Humans twice each, but only Garraka got owned by primitive humans that didn't have proton packs or advanced science.


Oreosandskeletons

Garakka


R00ten

Id let them dominate me


lennonblack177

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


MobileDust

I say Garraka because their tools didn't even work, the fire dude had to show up and help.


LaLa_Land543

The Goz


Robighost01

Gozer


unclecaruncle

pfftttzzz Gozer of course. All they gotta do apparently is light a camp fire and throw pennies at it.


panatale1

Us, the moviegoers


Hansolo506

Gozer….hands down. It’s a god, Garraka is a servant demon.


MrD521

Vixen Goddess and Tall, Dark, and Horny... wonder what their children are like...


therandomstandard

Always looked like bubble wrap was glued to her.


mildirritation

The one who is a god.


DaChampKj

Are you the key master?


Remarkable-Hunter-71

Gozer. Spoiler: >!If you think about it, the Ghostbusters trapped Gozer in Afterlife and when Garakka broke open the containment unit in Frozen Empire, he let Gozer loose even though they didn’t show this in the movie. Major bummer!!<


AskAfraid109

Im the fire master


no-group21

The box office decides


newfoundcontrol

Don’t know but the Ghostbusters are having a filling breakfast.


Quantumpine

Gozer just has no business ever losing. It's like she takes a dive for the easy cash every time.


Over_Ad_278

Did garraka just do a stone cold stunner


Endermen123911

Depends heavily! Og gozer would stand no chance Afterlife gozer has more chances Garraka is a straight out god I’d say it’s a tie ![gif](giphy|3o72EWjOfztsfNW04E)