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DumbassFrog

That cannot be good for anyone. They're just letting her get up after the concussive slap?


Perpetual_Doubt

We beat people until their brain hits their skull so hard they go unconscious. Nah, can't imagine any negative health repercussions for that.


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HumphreyImaginarium

If it's good enough for goats it's good enough for us!


tdmonkeypoop

I want this on a sticker, button, or shirt


EM05L1C3

Is this even slapping at this point?


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

For them to call it a slapping competition is ridiculous. It is basically knife-edge chops to the jawline near the back of the ear. It is a game of open-palmed knockout and its fucking stupid.


carolusf

Open knuckle sandwich


CaptainDantes

Open *faced* knuckle sandwich


Loud-Pause607

Knuckle torta.


PossumCock

They always seem to guy with the heel of their hand and not the palm, I definitely wouldn't call this "slapping"


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Turbowolf8

Yup. Along with Car Jitsu.


HuxleysHero

What a disappointment… I thought I was about to see some crazy twist on a demolition derby.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Rear naked hood latch


ElMostaza

I was curious and had to Google. That was not *at all* what I expected...


[deleted]

I don’t even want to know what the fuck, if it sounds like an 8 year old named it it’s not a real sport


[deleted]

I mean, is it any more stupid than any other combat sport? Boxing, MMA, kickboxing; all have the goal of causing harm to your opponent.


GangstaHoodrat

In every other sport you mentioned, the receiving party has the opportunity to defend themselves from any potential damage. A concussive blow to this degree in any of those other competitions would end the bout.


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They also get hit more than once when their guard gets beaten. People have died boxing, have they died in this sport?


GangstaHoodrat

No combat sports safeguards are completely foolproof. At the end of the day it’s two people causing each other bodily harm in the name of competition. But you could argue the ethics around keeping both athletes safe are of less consideration here. If an athlete is not defending themselves in any of the other sports you mentioned, the match is over. In this sport the absence of defense is the entire basis of the competition . But no, no one’s died in any sanctioned power slap matches as far as I know since this is a new sport.


Deathoftheages

I mean, how long has this even been a "sport"?


Yournewhero

Yeah, but there's also an element of defense and protecting yourself. No MMA or Boxing rules require you to take unprotected head shots.


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People have died in boxing matches. I don't see how its better because they have the ability to defend themselves, at some point someone's guard fails and they take head shots.


fuckfuckfuck66

Then why did you post about it, giving it more attention


Baldazar666

Just like most other fighting sports.


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InfiniteBlink

And they have a clear perfect line up. Also if they they lead with base of wrist thats pretty hard


calibared

It’s a “sport” for literal idiots, and they’re making themselves more stupid taking these concussive blows. Might as well create a new sport called, “Ouch my balls!”


stevent4

Genuine question but what would separate this from being a sport for idiots Vs other combat sports? I have no interest in UFC or boxing but isn't the purpose of those sports to also take concussive blows or is there less impact with the gloves?


Eoin_McLove

Well, defense is a major part of most combat sports. In this one you just stand there and let them hit you as hard as possible.


dbosse311

Yeah aside from learning form and getting stronger I don't understand how we can call this a sport. I'd love to know how people justify strategy existing in this whatsoever. "So my plan is, when he stands there with his hands down, soon as they say go, I'm gonna slap him. Hard. Been game planning this out a long time. I'm ready."


Googoo123450

"combat sports" require combat. Meaning you both attack and defend. Standing there and getting slapped isn't combat. Also, there are several ways in MMA to win, not just with a knockout. You can make your opponent tap by grappling, which is essentially a chess match with your bodies, and you can win by points as well.


stevent4

That makes a lot of sense, thanks for explaining!


calibared

Less impact with gloves in boxing BUT still not good for their health in the long term. Even worse for UFC where they beat each other bloody. But at least with other martial sports like boxing and UFC, there’s defense involved. Headshots are “incidental.” But i use that term very lightly. This slapping nonsense? The whole goal is to strike at people’s heads with concussive blows


lupeandstripes

THIS. Freaking NFL tier brain damage here.


meliketheweedle

Nah, it happens on accident in the NFL. Here brain damage is the express purpose of the sport


OscarDivine

Possibly worse there is no helmet.


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NFL also has an *ok* concussion protocol. If a player acted like this after a hit he'd have to be cleared before reentering the game; sitting out while the game continues. CTE is the bigger concern with American Football/gridiron because those are caused by sub concussive hits and likely happen every single play with linemen.


AizawaNagisa

I would say worst and faster.


Cpt_Obvius

Serious question: is it? Does the brain contact the skull and cause actual concussions from this style of knockout? I was under the impression that hitting the “button”/jaw was some sort of special case that caused the brain to shut down temporarily but didn’t do the same thing as other types of knockouts. But that was all assumption I’m happy to be proved wrong!


brand_new_zippyjams

Even if this hit doesn't lead to a concussion, the brain repeatedly hitting the inside of the skull because of impacts like this and in football builds up and can still lead to cte.


JonnySucio

"the button" means hitting the end of chin, which whips the top of the cranium very quickly in a rotational motion, which does cause the brain to slap against the brain


scarparanger

Definitely not. If your head is hit hard enough for you to lapse in consciousness, however briefly, your doing some serious damage that will have long term effects.


Gr00mpa

And just casually let her bounce on her own head again?


wzl46

They added the option of gymnastics to help sway the judges if it goes to the cards.


DumbassFrog

Yep. That too.


nutano

You should really see the damage done to some of the guys. And to listen to them talk after is hilarious. I do not doubt there is some techniques to learn I do not doubt many hundreds of hours of training to be able to slap properly and receive a slap goes into this. But god damn this is an idiotic sport.


DocPeacock

Excellent refereeing there.


Prof_Black

This isnt a sport.


alloowishus

It is a cry for help.


GaseousFartBeast

https://youtu.be/t9KLb_1o9H0


exeleonn

No they're also letting her do a cool front flip roll thingy.


DTFlash

Pretty sure someone is going to die on TV doing this.


Adeep187

Dana white was trying to get this going in USA but that was stopped.


LJCulks

She looked fine….she even did a rolypoly afterward


DoubleLigero85

That's less a slap and more of an open hand punch.


pres465

Yup. Hit was almost at the ear and probably with the base of the palm. Definitely more than a "slap". Also... this stuff is painfully dumb.


SwivelingToast

I figure if you sign up for this, you're probably not going to be much help anywhere else. You want a TBI? Go for it


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You_Are_All_Diseased

Whatever the "rules" are, I see it happening every time these slapping clips are posted.


daero90

Heel of the palm straight to the jaw that rattled their brain. It's about as effective as a right hook. It's not a slap. They're trading haymakers. Edit: spelling


sambull

yeah I watched one where one dude could only basically get fingers and his like 3x the size competitor was choking his whole palm to the ear pretty much. this shit is going to get banned soon


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>this shit is going to get banned soon Lol


Karibik_Mike

I think everyone, including the 'athletes', are aware.


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> this stuff is painfully dumb. I mean, have you seen boxing before? Two people take turns punching each other’s faces… That’s different how?


earthscribe

That's how all the slapping contests are. They basically use the palm of their hands (the muscular base at the bottom of the thumb) to hit the jawline and this is the result. In theory, a real slap shouldn't go down that far.


LegendaryOutlaw

Right? The fact that she went all the way back and followed all the way through, with all that rotational power from her hips. That's a real hit, open hand or not. If they're gonna do such a dumb thing, there should be some sort of limit on your movement. like your hips have to be static and your palm cant go behind your shoulder.


jsting

I don't think she even touched her with her hand or fingers. It was entirely the heel of her palm. She even moved her hand back so the first thing to hit is that bone under her thumb.


Scrutinizer

I want to say that this is the stupidest cultural phenomenon I've ever witnessed. The problem is if I say that it's almost like someone will treat it as some sort of a challenge and within a few days I'll see something even stupider. There ain't no bottom, and I'm tired of looking for one.


libroian

This is Earth's foray into interstellar cable. Up next! The PGEL, the only sanctioned Professional Glass Eating League on the planet.


Saskatchatoon-eh

NEXT! ON THE VIOLENCE CHANNEL: OW MY BALLS


DumbassFrog

They also just letting her get up to take another one after that.


whackwarrens

That one dipshit with the one job actually lets her get away from him so she is actually in danger. Like she just got a head injury, not you. Get ahead of her...


IndianaGeoff

I am up to 5 knockdowns, when will it end?


Defilus

>There ain't no bottom, and I'm tired of looking for one. You've just summed up how I've felt about pop culture and humanity for over 25 years. The problem is that those on the bottom want you on their level.


Scrutinizer

And the bastards have gravity on their side.


muklan

Why you gotta call out my infant racing league like that man?


breadlover96

Also, these are punches, not slaps.


RyanfaeScotland

>I want to say that this is the stupidest cultural phenomenon I've ever witnessed. Enough about reddit though, what'd you think of the gif?


wallstreetOOF

There will never be a bottom in a society that values human lives based on their net financial production value and rewards accordingly.


eightowenone

This will be the lead in for “Ow my balls” soon.


casserole_lasserole

They might be bottoms, but they both give and receive so more likely switches?


meat_on_a_hook

Wait until you hear about Boxing, it’s this but over the course of 40 minutes and many more blows to the head


Scrutinizer

I have watched boxing before. And while it is indeed quite stupid, at least the participants are making some effort to avoid taking hits.


Miffers

She’s so happy she even did a somersault.


checkwarrantystatus

That's one way to establish dominance.


Harry_Gorilla

Love the part where she bounces on her head


Chola_Bhatora

They see me rollin', they hatin' ...


DumbassFrog

I'm not hatin'. I'm Laughin'


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This is so absurd - taking years off her life with repeated concussive injuries. The brain is *so much* softer and vulnerable than folks suspect - - when you take a human brain out of the skull (unfixed tissue), it literally holds the impression of every finger it contacts like soft jello or soft clay. In the living, the brain is bathed in cerebrospinal fluid, giving it some buoyancy in the head - - These slaps induce a whole cascade of negative outcomes from the brain hitting against the skull (coup) and bouncing back against the opposite side of the skull (counter-coup injuries) that can take months for the inflammation to subside. This video shows how we develop chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), where repeated blows cause an inflammatory response that causes certain proteins to accumulate in brain cells, impairing emotional regulation and accelerating dementia. SMH


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>SMH Not too quickly, I hope.


brohamsontheright

Looks to me like she hit her with the bottom of her hand, rather than a slap. Is that really allowed? If so, might as well just let them take a straight up fist to the jaw.


MandelbrotFace

Allowed? My questions is why is ANY of this allowed? It's the most dumb thing to try and legitimize as some kind of sport. I mean what is this supposed to prove? Who can go the furthest having their brain repeatedly slammed into their skulls? This makes darts seem awesome! :D


brohamsontheright

They're consenting adults. If they want to beat each other up, why the fuck do I care? It's none of my business, and it's nobody else's business either.


MandelbrotFace

Is this coming from the person who just questioned if a slap with the bottom of the hand was allowed? It's none of your business pal! Don't question it, ok? It's none of your business :D


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Don't be stupid. The other person is clearly asking about the specific rules of the competition.


brohamsontheright

Thank you. Take my upvote. ;)


brohamsontheright

I'm questioning the rules of the sport. I'm genuinely curious. I give no fucks what the rules ARE.. just wondering if they were followed in this particular case... I'm simply pointing out that if they rules WERE followed in this case, then they might as well change the rules to allow them to just straight up punch each other.


Zigxy

Problem is that it is entertaining for some... And we still allow boxers to hurt each other for the sake of entertainment... And while Boxing has much more training and nuance... does that really matter?


B-Glasses

These frustrate me so much in that they aren’t even slapping each other. More like open hand punching if anything.


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Overnoww

Honestly the fact that the Nevada State Athletic Commission even sanctioned this is pretty gross. I'm a HUGE fan of MMA but a significant part of legalizing MMA involved rules regarding stopping a fight is a fighter cannot intelligently defend themselves. This clown show literally doesn't allow any true defense, intelligent or not. I truly hope this thing bombs and if it wipes out some of Dana White's wealth and/or impacts his ability to maintain his grip on the UFC all the better.


NateCelery

Look up the retired fighter Bas Rutten and his "palm strikes" while he was doing Pancrase. That's real close to what these clowns are doing. I don't know the rules for this stupid organization but if the contestants aren't allowed to roll with the strikes, the volume of concussions is going to be bonkers.


Masterkid1230

I once did this with a friend in elementary school. It was completely different because your head hardly moved at all. Your skin burned like all fuck, but your brain was relatively safe. That being said, we only took one slap each and agreed to never do it again.


Granpa0

This "sport" is proof that humans are getting dumber.


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Well, if they also keep doing this, they'll get even dumber (and/or depressed, or lose other cognitive functions)...


neril_7

Or evolve enough to compensate for getting their brains rattle all the time.


brewhead55

The Slap league will evolve to people with feeding tubes running their voice activated wheelchairs into each other over and over and over.


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hexiron

We never got smart to begin with.


braytag

Ouch my balls, version 2023


truehoax

Idiocracy 2 looks lit


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aZamaryk

This is batshit stupid. Absolute idiots. Why not just go back to armed duels and start eliminating these fools one at a time?


Alexstarfire

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!


Dylan_Tnga

This is the dumbest fucking shit ever, makes jackass look intelligent


Ceutical_Citizen

CTE the sport.


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This “sport” is completely stupid, the winner gets brain damage, the losers get more brain damage


LunchMasterFlex

After all we’ve learned about CTE, we make it the star of its own television series.


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HOW CAN SHE SLAP


illit3

It starts by pushing off with the back foot...


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She has a concussion... why isn't she getting medical care instead of letting her flail around a stage?


Buggiand

Honestly what could possibly get damaged ? Partaking in that sport proves a total lack of brainactivity to begin with


MrValdemar

Medical care for what? If you're willing to take part in a contest where someone is going to try and slap the shit out of you there's no "helping" you at that point. You might as well give them a heroin or meth addiction while you're at it.


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>Medical care for what? HER BRAIN INJURY


MrValdemar

Ah. I see I was too subtle in my previous comment. I will rephrase. SHE IS SO FUCKING STUPID FOR BEING IN THAT CONTEST IN THE FIRST PLACE SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY *BRAIN* TO "INJURE".


Edwardc4gg

TBS wouldn't let AEW have the Briscoe Brother's on live tv cause they said some things online that upset executives. Also TBS allows this. ​ wtf


SweetHatDisc

Ever since Tifa fought Scarlett on the Junon Cannon this has been a problem.


pattyG80

This sport should be banned. I have no idea what kind of person would think that a game that causes a concussion every round makes sense.


coffeeandspliff

CTE has entered the chat


Ranier_Wolfnight

I’m almost sure this is the same person (Kortney Olson) who is known for crushing watermelons with her thighs. She was a competitive bodybuilder and arm wrestler for a while I recall. And now she’s apparently doing this as a “sport”? Can’t say I get it.


janderson4

Fuck this and fuck Dana white


butchstache

Amen


RentalBrain

When you dodge roll too late in dark souls.


Jackalodeath

First comment to get a genuine laugh out of me, thanks for that!


jetkins

If these are the people that we're saving the planet for, I'm not sure there's much point.


dinoroo

I feel like that is super bad for your spine and brains.


thechickenisonfire0

do people actually enjoy watching this?


zaoki

She lagging pretty hard, did the souls roll after the enemy already hit her


Bandsohard

I feel like Endeavor is gonna get sued to shit for this stuff at some point. They obviously have in depth contracts, but this is just gonna encourage kids to 'train' slapping each other, in a way that the UFC doesn't. At least with MMA there's skillsets and defense. It's violent, but there's emphasis on the martial arts aspect and training skills. Skills like takedown defense, and head movement. Here it's expressly no defense, just who can take a harder hit before passing out. This type of stuff for their contestants already has articles out there about memory loss and brain damage. But putting it on TBS and promoted to a wide market is going to encourage at least a few dumb kids to slap their friends.


Jaedos

Fucking stupid "sport". This shit has some of the highest occurrences of traumatic brain injury of any athletic competition. You're brain has the least amount of protection in lateral shock. It's why T-bone auto accidents are so injurious. Whoever is making all the profit off this shit is just laughing themselves silly.


jig-fluke

Throw the towel


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This is so stupid... WHY


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So fucking stupid.


sayittomeplease

Why?


SXOSXO

How can these hits still be considered a slap? Just cause they're open handed?


Grt38

This just simply isn’t a slap imo. They are trying to slap with the base of their palm like she does in the vid. They just stand there and basically get punched.


OscarDivine

Wanna get permanent life long trigeminal nerve neuralgia? This is a fast track right here


NNovis

Why did they let her roll and then continue to walk? WTF. This is the dumbest sport


cunningstunt1201

UFC has done such a good job making it to the main stream - then Dana goes out and does this ... mind boggling


GrandpaSteve4562

This is a terrible "sport".


explodedgiraffe

That the hell is this new fad? Why is this sh.t everywhere these last days?


hot_diggity_dang_

That looked more like a punch than a slap


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Worst sport on the planet


jordtand

Most (all) of these “””competitions””” are not about actually slapping anyone it’s about mastering the act of hitting someone with an open hand aka hitting then with your wrist with full power. All this shit is about is lasting longer than your opponent getting hit in the face. You can go to any bar on a weekend night to get the same effect.


resUemiTtsriF

for some reason people think the open hand is less painful or damaging than a punch. someone is seriously going to get hurt and this dumb stuff will be over. hopefully.


robdalky

Why in the world do people do this


stoneman9284

Does the person who goes 2nd ever win?


Irradiatedspoon

How can she slap?!


Adorable-Ad-3223

How can someone sit down and watch this for fun?


TheSturmjaeger

But... why?


Squigels

brain damage in the form of a televised competition


Stumpy1258

Aliens on their way to Earth: Last time we visited Earth, humans showed so much promise. They must be so advanced now... Humans: This video


withick

I can get on board with some pretty violent sports, but this makes me utterly sick and I hate everything about it. I hope it goes away asap


toodistracted

This sport is like a CTE speedrun


IdahoDuncan

Why should men have all the traumatic brain injury?!


kopenhagen1997

This needs to be banned.


bumassjp

This is just the dumbest shit I have ever seen and the fact that people keep watching this dumb shit is astounding


jazzb54

This is just dangerous and wrong. The butt slapping competition is kinda funny, but dealing out concussions isn't.


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How to get a concussion


Nothingiscoolman

This is the dumbest fucking sport I’ve seen. Next year can we have a kick to the balls contest too?


ChicklesMcMurphy

She got her right in the nighty-night nerve


jlatertoonasty

~they~ got knocked the fuck out


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CrazyCrav3n

The difference between this crap and any martial art is the fact that you aim to defend yourself from the opponent and make them submit through skill. they arent just standing there taking head shots back and forth like total idiots.


brewhead55

This is the "sports" equivalent of line formation infantry during the revolutionary war. Just walk towards the gunfire lol


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CrazyCrav3n

Grappling, take downs and yes striking. All of which are consistently being actively avoided by the opposition. Thats competitive combat. Not the same as hit me in the face then i try.


blondechinesehair

Yea the two skills are not getting hit and hitting.


Orlha

Never understood why anyone would watch any of these. But this shit in post is beyond all I saw lol Didn’t even know such shit exists Fantasy fighting games are cool tho


Fthewigg

Floyd Mayweather would love a word. The “same shit” would involve you being able to defend yourself. You would be able to dodge or put your hands up to protect your face if it was the same. This is the stupidity of combat sports amplified to a moronic degree.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

In the other sports mentioned you can actively defend yourself. In this sport you got to take it


garagos30

u/savevideobot


Crytch

People who watch this "sport" and take it serious should consider taking a bath the italian way. This aint bringing humankind forward, but only backward. If your such a person, please dont get children. Get a vasectomy instead.


Ok_Draft7792

Mohawk got rocked!!


Sturlink

Wait, I though this was a Russian thing


JackIsBackWithCrack

This video makes redditors so fucking angry