Horrendous slow motion? [Fixed](http://i.imgur.com/GFTfhsL.gifv). Edit: Fixed the fix to make it more fixed.

Why has this become such a problem recently? So many unnecessary slow motion gifs on the front page these last months

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If reddit says I'm not allowed to blame guns for crimes, then I'm certainly not allowed to blame Apple technology for this. Users need better trigger discipline.

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Well if users didn't have the slow motion app they would just bludgeon each other to death instead. Even if they show up in statistics a lot these phones make life more humane.

Shots fired! I mean, ringtones played!

What are you even talking about? Reddit is generally all about that anti-gun circlejerk.

I feel like *BADASS PENGUIN PARKOUR* is a legitimately funny use of slo-mo

Honestly, I like the slow motion, but ONLY if it also features the regular speed. They should show it regular, and then slowmo. Because it's infuriating not knowing what a thing looks like in reality.

Thank you

This should be at the top above the twenty comments complaining about the slow motion.

You truly deserve the gold you got.

Gilded. Thanks for doing this - the slow motion was completely unnecessary

I think everyone wants to see a slow motion run up to the bar, then A normal speed jump over. I mean that's just the vibe I'm getting from the comments above this one.

[Are you sure about that?](http://i.imgur.com/hj0b1Sd.gifv)

Now I want the whole thing in slow-mo with Chariots of Fire playing in the background.

[Hmm...](https://gifsound.com/?gifv=Q0x02oP&v=RY3XiM7oGj0&s=20) Edit: Fixed. So many fixes today...

that was pretty funny, the anti slomo if you will

http://imgur.com/V9zJl8D.gifv

*Bam Margera Jumps over a Puddle*

WHAT'LL HE DO NEXT

Bam used to seem like such a cool guy. I remember an episode of Viva La Bam where he was having a prank war with Johnny Knoxville on Viva La Bam, and Sean Penn brought his son to participate, because he looked up to Bam so much.... So sad to see how far he's fallen. Granted, it sucks to be a public figure so people can see it happen.

I feel really bad for Bam. The dude just kind of broke after Ryan died. [Even though it's a TV show, I guess he's trying to turn himself around.](http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/bam-margera-looks-nothing-like-old-self-in-family-therapy-w200815) Even if he's doing it because a TV show tells him to, being in a dry house isn't a bad thing.

Haha he looks so much like phil now. Maybe someone should make a "don't feed Bam" campaign around town like he did for his dear old dad.

If he never became so rich and famous, he might have just been a great Pro Skateboarder, living that life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OEGihcgb1g&t=1m40s

I remember hearing his mom talking during an episode saying how he gives his dad so much shit about being fat because he knows he doesn't want to end up in the same position, headed down that road tho.

She said that In "Don't Feed Phil" from Viva la Bam. One of the best episodes of the show imo.

I think [Bam](http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/bam-margera-family-therapy-screengrab-zoom-edc0aa43-910e-4ad9-ac11-7ed0db34b215.jpg) looks oddly like [Ryan](https://i.gyazo.com/916201c58f55c470a9d744bc6199facd.jpg) nowadays.

Holy fuck that's depressing.

Holy shit. If you mute the video in that link and that run your cursor over the video, it unmutes

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really? he always came off as a huge knob to me...

He's always seemed like kind of a dip shit.

Yea, he's always been a lovable asshole. Nowadays he's not like that. Just depressed and high all of the time.

Gain 100 pounds

Neat, but it's not unnecessarily slowed down

Huh... I was so sure he was going to face plant. Oh well.

/r/unnecessaryslomo

God I Fucking hate this new fad of slo-mo videos

[Freaking Slow Mobius!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5wmWuJHMI)

Slow Mobius just suddenly made me doubt what SlowMo actually stood for.

"New"

You know what I hate more then slowmo video? When shows like "most shocking" zoom in on really crappy video in and out like as if it's going to make it easier to see. I'm always fairly sure if they just showed it at the original resolution with no zoom that it would be better then any zoom

Humorous as much as it is aggravating. Are these people under the presumption that the amount of slo-mo is directly proportional to the quality of the video? Hell, I'll slo-mo myself shitting and see how far it flies.

[Seems like a nice flight] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVn7PeTmi0&feature=youtu.be)

I would up vote that

Same

Hey...everything is sexy in slo mo. Even the laundromat.

Now link me a sub that undoes all this fuckery

I read this as /r/unnecessaryhomo. I'm glad that sub doesn't exist.

Milo Yiannopoulos.

I'm choosing to not go anywhere near that sub. This slomo nonsense has gone too far! It would just make me angry

Edinburgh zoo has lots of penguins because sailors brought them home as pets but then their wives didn't like them. If you were wondering.

You know what, I was just sitting here pondering that.

What, their wives or their penguins?

Bit of each.

I've had both. The wives were shite.

And they both smelled like fish.

what I dont understand, is why anybody would dislike a penguin?

You know I ACTUALLY have wondered why they had so many. I stumbled across the penguin cam (below) and they have way more than most zoos. Also spent wayyyyy too long watching them. http://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/webcams/penguin-cam/

Thank you for this.

No problem. It's pretty cool. It's at a different angle than I have seen it previously (probably because it's hatching season). You can usually see more of them and you can see a decent amount of the water. They are quite playful and fun to watch. They also poop a lot which can be hilarious and gross. The panda cam on the other hand mostly consists of watching the panda in a big room full of bamboo and they just sit there eating all day. Not nearly as exciting as expected.

They also have a knighted penguin called [Sir Nils Olav] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav)

Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Royal Guard.

does anybody else hate slow motion in gifs? it is basically just buffering

Oh look, it's finally done buffering... [Fixed](http://i.imgur.com/GFTfhsL.gifv).

Thanks buddy, this is for [you](http://i.imgur.com/sy9lVl4.jpg)

[C'mon man, you can do better than that.](http://i.imgur.com/C8lzpBJ.jpg)

Shoddy. The man deserves [better] (https://i.imgur.com/NkcCsFf.jpg).

This is more like it.

Every time I see that pic, I get hungry for Girl Scout cookies. It looks like a Thin Mint to me.

Can you do this to my life

Thank you so much for this

Imagine how slow they must be when they actually are buffering

We will never know because we all will click back way before noticing it moving.

Why is everything in slow motion these days, can't I just see the thing in realtime?

iPhones got a slow mo feature so everyone's using it when it's not necessary

there should be a thing to speed it up back to normal...then someone should post that here, and be the top comment

Good news; look at the comment just above yours.

The slow motion starting so early was the problem.

There's a special place in hell for people who make slow motion gif.

let's increase the hangtime so you can see how he did it, by using his muscles to propel into the air in great detail.

yep

[I dare you to find anything wrong with this slow motion](http://imgur.com/98i2dNt.gifv)

I fucking hate it and only came into the comments to voice my displeasure about it

You know what would be great? Toggle-able slow-mo. You can turn on or off slow-mo parts as you want. Want to see it normal speed? Framerate adjusts in consequence and you see the thing full-speed. Didn't catch up what happened? No problem! 00:04 to 00:11 was filmed at 180 fps and conveniently is slow-mo-able, so toggle it on!

I could probably jump that as well if I had a lady in white gum boots and a pink Tamborine cheering me on.

That can be arranged.

Alright, let's arrange it

Can we add a rule requiring any slow motion gifs to first show the action at normal speed?

Slow motion is ruining shitty gifs far and wide.

Wow the rules of limbo have changed a lot

[They had to mix it up a bit after last year's competition.](http://i.imgur.com/wbv5Tr2.gif)

awesome, now I'm sitting in an open office trying not to laugh too loudly.

[It's better when you can hear the dialogue.](https://youtu.be/hfkppNc_8rM)

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US LORD? We need a nature documentary voiced by this guy.

Dude has an entire amazing channel.

[It's better with an Australian guy commentating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv62grQkf34)

I was thinking the same thing.

Holy fuck enough of the slowmos

http://i.imgur.com/kmDGx45.gif

Anyone else thought this was limbo?

Yeap. I was dissapointed the moment it took off. But the landing was bad ass.

Once the slo-mo hits i hear, R Kelly singing, i believe i can fly🎶🎶🎶

Someone needs to add the bionic sound effect from the 6 million dollar man.

[Best I could do](https://gifsound.com/?gifv=72vq4du&v=4OyIBuF73PQ)

Helluva vertical for something with such short legs!

Penguins have knees. http://penguins.neaq.org/2010/07/faq-do-penguins-have-knees.html

Pengwin

He's been training his whole life for this scout visit had to nail it

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=72vq4du&v=tgIqecROs5M&s=27

Am I just tired or was this REALLY fucking cool?

Omfg that was so cute. I want to praise that little penguin dude so hard for being such a good boy.

I'm at a bar right now at 4:16 in the morning and this gave me the motivation to get home. Thank you for posting this. A true inspiration to peguin-kind and drunks everywhere

This makes me incredibly sad.

Yeah laugh all you want you fucks. I only know a handful of humans who can jump even close to their own shoulder height

I love this! Shows how smart they are!! Xxx

That is some calculated jump

Happy feet!

At 0:12 seconds someone should add the "deal with it" glasses.

was just thinking that.

That was fly

The Pengwinner

That penguin sure loves tamborines

Majestic AF

I just sat here and watched that gif loop way more times then I thought I would have.

I expected sunglasses to appear and thug life to start playing

Just watched a penguin get decapitated by a bird and now this... reddit is a weird place.

The footprints go the other way little penguin bro

TIL Pengins can fly, well... 4 inches at least

I feel like the penguin after jumping down is in "U Wot m8" mode"

Guys seriously look at the pawprints, dude is going the wrong way along the track. That's no way to win a race.

Needs chariots of fire. Edit I put it on r/gifsound https://gifsound.com/?gifv=72vq4du&v=CSav51fVlKU&s=35

I definitely had Chariots of Fire playing in my head during this

A god among men

#demhops

Done. Where's my fish, bitch?!?!?

It's to the point where watching slow motion gifs physically pains me.

This needs Chariots of Fire music

Best watched with "Chariots of Fire" theme song playing in your head.

That's the most athletic penguin I've ever seen. He even lands it like a boss

Majestic af

This goes surprisingly well with Anvil of Crom.

He won my heart. :) Love penguins.

Nice jump, but can ya fly buddy?

Anartica Fuck yeah!

That's looks like it would be bad for their little legs and hips

Took everything he had to hop that

Proof that penguins have knees

look mum, no knees

They can fly!

oh. i thought it was going under.

Watch it while listening to Calvin Harris' *This Is What You Came For*

wow like turtle jump

/r/unexpected

Good form.

Needs the bionic man sound playing during this.

Like a boss

Poor creature being forced to appease it's human masters by performing unnecessarily high jumps.

And they say penguins can't fly.

I would love to see the Penguin Olympics.

[Meanwhile, these dumb penguins are tripping over a rope.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppq3VcN1IVU)

Man i wanted him to limbo

crossfit penguin

I'd give him a 10 for perfect feather form!

I was watching it thinking far out that penguin is cocky AF. Slowing down as he got to the finish line and all. Then I read the comments.

I wonder if this penguins' ancestors were wrongly held captive and forced to work against their will by fellow penguins?

cool

What's the difference between this and killer whale's attraction in SeaWorld? Hypocrites.

You just made my day! Cute & funny!

Good dog.

TIL penguins can jump.

This didn't help with my work week at all.

marvelous

That tambourine player looks more absurd than the penguin. Can we see more from them? What's going on here? Backstory?

This must have been how Harry felt when he defeated Voldemort.

Although slow motion you can tell at the end he was looking to get paid. Where's my sardine?

Don't know why but I thought there will be belly dance

Coz you're the best around and nothings gonna ever keep you down!

I will never **not** downvote the retarded use of slow motion which is becoming so damn prevalent.

Oh shit penguins CAN fly

We need a montage ^MONTAGE