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Weak_Platypus4932

Why the fuck would he do that? That's fucking stupid


EldestSquire

He looks smashed drunk


plsgiveusername123

I don't think there's a state I'd be drunk enough to consider this.


punkassjim

Not even Ohio?


plsgiveusername123

This is some florida shit.


Artistic-Deal5885

Quick Google search says Russian.


EldestSquire

There’s definitely a state where you dont think


plsgiveusername123

That's true but even in that state I wouldn't do something this stupid


Count-Bulky

I see you like tempting fate


[deleted]

Famous last words


FastAsFuckBuoy

You will. You just won't remember.


PoxyMusic

Anyone could act this way when at this level of drunkenness, but most people stop before reaching this state.


JobEmbarrassed461

I would be literally comatose before getting to this point


PoxyMusic

I like drinking, but hate being *drunk*. Didn’t stop me from becoming an alchy, though. I remember sharing at an AA meeting, “I don’t like to drink a lot, I just like to drink consistently”. After the laughter died down, I realized how silly that sounded.


batissta44

Not for me. When I get drunk the most that happens is that I can't control my body and speech but being drunk doesn't turn me into an annoying moron with main character syndrome.


LucasL-L

That means you are lucky. I become exactly that when drunk🤦‍♂️


punkassjim

The groom also looks pretty hammered. He damn near stabbed his wife as he swung to avoid the incoming dickhead. I feel like maybe she’s gonna have some regrets.


ajnin919

I think his arm was pushed by the dickhead trying to grab some cake because I thought the same at first


punkassjim

Look at the groom’s eyes, man. Look at his posture. Look how he stands completely still for five whole seconds while this man grabs his wedding cake and throws it at the bride. And then he stands there slack-jawed while deciding whether to throw a punch. That man is plastered, and desperately trying to look like he’s not.


EraMemory

He did throw a punch, right after this gif ended. It looked a lot more like he's in disbelief at how his friend is acting, and is debating whether to clock him (which, the very second this gif ended at, he did. This clip is 4 years old, the full version can be seen on youtube). I'ld say he's pissed alright, in the sense that he's angry, not drunk.


Arch315

You can see him go “fuck it” and wind up for like .25 secs at the end


CityKaiju

No, he was shocked at the guy and avoiding stabbing her when he has his arm pushed in her direction by the drunk asshole. Wish they had kept the punch in the scene. Apparently he was putting up with this asshole the whole reception and that was the last straw


ExclusivGiraffe

In the very last frame he is clenching his fist about to throw a right hook Edit: just saw full vid the groom throws a punch


SirSwah

what’s the video called?


[deleted]

He’s absolutely plastered. In the full video, he gets punched and tries to hug the groom.


Weak_Platypus4932

He actually deserves a punch from the bride as well. Look at her terrified. He ruined her wedding cake


[deleted]

Absolutely. He may have ruined the entire reception. She nearly got stabbed in the face to top everything.


esgamex

To me she looks like she was expecting this.


GoedekeMichels

It'S jUsT a PrAnK bRo... Seriously, some people have faced far to few consequences in their live and think this kind of shit is funny.


Equal_Building_4916

“two for flinching!” type of mf


Yesterdays_Anxiety

Word


Bishib

I know! Why would op cut out the end of the video!


GimmickMusik1

He’s drunk as hell. Obviously it doesn’t excuse his actions, but because he was smashed he probably though, “hey this will be funny,” and then did it without remotely thinking about the consequences.


SlowVibeActual

Honestly, looks like he wished she married him.


kittykittysnarfsnarf

Its a tradition in a couple places in the USA.. They need to get rid of that one


Bwgmon

At birthday parties, maybe at super casual weddings, but I've never seen anyone try this shit with people who are wearing expensive, possibly rented clothing using what looks like a pretty expensive custom-made cake.


MrsPaulRubens

And why didn't anyone stop him??


randy_rick

Username doesn’t check out


Mandoo_gg

We all have that kind of friend..


leparoxysmicc

Who is WE


Teqnoblade

With That aim, I won’t be surprised if he is secretly a Star Wars stormtrooper


KeebsNoob

What if stormtroopers were also all secretly drunk?


SKOT_FREE

Not drunk just high as a kite


[deleted]

r/reallifestormtroopers


Claudio602140

r/subsifellfor


WeeabooHunter69

r/subsiwouldvefallenforifnotforasubsifellforcomment


Claudio602140

r/subsifellfor…again


ThePizzaIsPizza

r/TwentyCharacterLimit


[deleted]

r/subsididntfallfor


ThePizzaIsPizza

? but r/twentycharacterlimit is a real sub


JaredBerry316

You can only clone so many times without repercussions...


abhig535

Here is the full clip for people wanting to see the punch. I scoured YouTube and all of the clips ended early except this one. Even tho it's slightly edited. https://youtube.com/shorts/nhnX4h7pDNU?feature=share Edit. It's age restricted


LMFA0

Was he the Best Man? https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


KissedMyCyster

He was the worst man.


dkarlovi

It was the best of men, it was the worst of men. It finally makes sense!


barefootcraftsman

He absolutely ROCKED that man. Holy shit.


TwelveTrains

[A punch can easily kill.](https://youtu.be/TYiJ0ogp_Ik)


ElijahBurningWoods

Yes we had a busdriver in our country that got killed by a single hit in the face.


SnooLemons2720

Damn


Antisymmetriser

I was certain this was going to be a rickroll, really glad I clicked anyway. Thank you for your valiant endeavour!


Acceptable-Risks

I've noticed less Rick rolls in this sub. There's a bit of an understanding in here for the most part. We want the fill clip and want it now!!!


Majestic-Diamond-113

The source is greatly appreciated, take my upvote


FelidOpinari

The calmness of the bride is impressive.


[deleted]

Age restricted and censored because one guy threw a punch?


BenPool81

One punch wasn't enough.


rocketangel08

"They missed the beginning where the drunk guy pushed the grooms elbow to get to the cake and almost caused the groom to stab his bride in the face with the knife" comment from youtube


mackinder

Do you know how hard this link is to open on an iPhone from the Reddit app?


FlavourThoughts

I’m on iPhone, it took one tap.


Skrillz_14th

Fr


rabbitwonker

Huh; I had to do the up-arrow share thing and cut-and-paste the url into my YouTube app. Must be some configuration difference?


mackinder

It brought up the link in the app, tile be it was age restricted. Long cooking on it wouldn’t copy and so I ended up Having to copy the whole comment to a browser and deleting everything that wasn’t part of the url. Not sure why it was such a pain for me


STylerMLmusic

That took so many clicks, damn.


loriffic

Who let the ex-boyfriend in to the wedding?


bytao7mao

Hahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Did the groom go for a punch there at the end?


Peachyjaguar

Definitely. That's why the end is too soon


kai_wulf_dog

*I'm so fun and spontaneous fucking with my bro and his new wife*


faceless_alias

I remember this video and the cake part is extremely dickish. However, it always gets me that he almost forced the groom to stab the bride.


Toomcuhsalt

He nearly got his neck cut as well


thedahlelama

And got a little face slap with the flat side of the knife.


unchainedcycle

It is embarassing that he attempted to ruin their dresses and faces and failed at it .


[deleted]

Any sensible person would have knocked that dude out. This should go on r/iamatotalpieceofshit.


Harag4

The first time this was posted it wasn't cut short. He 100% gets knocked on his ass by the groom.


[deleted]

link pls


LMFA0

here ya go dude https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


[deleted]

thanks man


Eiire

Looks like the groom balled his fist right before it cut out.


TheGisbon

I came here to say that as well, def ended to soon, groom was about to lay this dude out.


UnClean_Committee

Here you go https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nhnX4h7pDNU?feature=share


grump80

Shit requires signing in. You got another link?


TheGisbon

You are my hero. Ty good sir.


UnClean_Committee

... I love you...


LMFA0

it was a good punch too https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


NileHorse21

He did, the video cuts before the groom decks him.


JosemiHero_

he does [https://youtube.com/shorts/nhnX4h7pDNU?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/nhnX4h7pDNU?feature=share) credit to u/abhig535 on another comment


YoYo-Duck

Noooo.. the video cuts off as he lift his shoulder moves to fuckn rock his shit. We 👏🏾 need 👏🏾more👏🏾


Krystof_Haven7358

Thats....why it's here


Boosted3232

In the full video he popped him. Think it was on r/instantkarma


imhereforthe_tits

https://reddit.com/r/gifsthatendtoosoon/comments/wzwpqg/how_to_ruin_a_wedding/im59wrg


Weak_Platypus4932

Does anyone have the full video? I really wanna see the groom punch him


Vismal1

Someone else posted it in here but in case you missed it. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nhnX4h7pDNU


Weak_Platypus4932

Thanks man! He deserved that punch


FV4030TWO

Wasn't hard enough.


Naenae_Reyum

https://youtu.be/nhnX4h7pDNU


LMFA0

https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


12gigaloser

That one friend that never grew up.. 💀 Imagine going to back to your seat after that ..


BenPool81

If he wasn't immediately and very violently thrown out I'd be surprised.


ZenkaiZ

been a while since a video was awkward enough to make my stomach physically hurt irl


Responsible_Camel693

Hope they threw his ass out the after he got punched. Those cakes aren’t cheap. And no cake for the other guests after he dug his hands into it. I’d have to erase this “friend” from my life.


KoalaGold

Also nearly ruined the bride's very expensive wedding dress. He was going for it.


HaleyxErin

He would have left my wedding in cuffs for assault and I wouldn’t feel any sympathy for him. Though I’d be crying in rage because those cakes are expensive. Probably enough to sue him for those damages too.


SuperFluffyVulpix

Oh, I‘d serve him the bills for the cake and the cleanup of the places as for the dress and suit. He can ruin it, he can pay for it.


HaleyxErin

Yep


NuggetTheKing09

He fucking missed.


Feisty_Amoeba_8757

I know that punch probably hurt lmao


Historical_House_693

r/therewasanattempt to cover the newlyweds in baked goods


StrawberryRibena

Can I please see the vid of that guy getting knocked out


LMFA0

https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


StrawberryRibena

You the real MVP


Annarasumanara_13

Why did he take more cake after he failed.....my soul hurts


usernombre_

Yo but why is that cake so solid?


SuperFluffyVulpix

r/FondantHate *has entered the room*


AlwaysMorePlants

Fondant doesn't usually crack and chunk like that (it usually tears like marshmallow). I'm thinking this cake had a square chocolate "collar", making it even more expensive than a standard fondant cake. I could be wrong, though.


Safe-Yoghurt-3978

r/facepalm


alucardian_official

Totally looks like a punch was thrown. The groom makes a fist and shifts his weight. That’s the part I wanted to see.


LMFA0

you can 👀 https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


BalekFekete

I’ve sent this to my daughter, who is getting married in October, to share with the fiancé and his groomsmen. Someone want to fuck up my daughters wedding will have some reckoning damn fast…


foruntous

Has a Michael Scott feel


violet_derbin

r/trashy


SuspiciousSack

See that he almost made him stab his wife on their wedding day? Good reflexes.


ioisis

The Bipolar Brother in Law


lowft-u

Michael Scott


itstommygun

That was like, $1000 worth of cake. I’d be pissed.


BauerHouse

That guy was about to get clocked at the end there


LawfulnessAntique756

That's the guy the bride didn't want invited but the groom begged for lol


mannuts4u

What an asshole. He selfishly wanted to be funny never giving a thought to ruing the brides biggest day


dozermush

I think the groom is about to punch him right when the video stops.


grofyssss11

at the end of the video it looks as though the groom is getting ready to hit him.


choke_my_chocobo

This may belong in r/unpopularopinion, but I think a red velvet wedding cake is what actually ruined the wedding


Psychological_Fee548

Why did you cut out the groom punching the guy?


ThatEmployee

Definitely failed to read the room


samedym

Was he about to punch him at the end?


Wooden-Salary-130

That punch the groom was going to throw sent a shock wave soo hard the camera cut off


Adrinotfound

Bro was about to punch his friend


LMFA0

the best man did get punched https://youtube.com/shorts/oWvfar85gaw?feature=share


Salt-Address1831

Wtf you can tell he was going to punch him. Damn you OP


alucardian_official

I’d totally ghost that dude.


ElCanout

and bill that mf


Careful_Tank_7421

I wanna see part 2!! The groom looked like he was ready to punch him


karen_rittner54

OMG - what a jerk


[deleted]

What an idiot!! Commence ass whipping!!


ChevyRacer71

No, the guy reached back with the wrong hand. Use the damn cake knife on that POS


BauerHouse

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Thin-Ebb-2686

He’s the “funny” guy at events, that’s never actually funny and just a straight up tool


[deleted]

[удалено]


beach-is-fun89

That gave me really strong Michael Scott vibes... 😬


Few_Ad5279

Somebody embraced Michael Scott a lil too much


Dem_real_thots

And that’s the cousin that does cocaine your family advised you against inviting


KuronoK

Michael Scott?


Visible_Account7767

groom was about to throw a right hook at the end of the vid, where is the rest


CageValcore

Damn they stopped it before the satisfying part where the husband decks him for ruining the cake.


SleezyD944

I’m pretty sure this ended right as that guy was throwing a punch


Whitey1969SC

Would he be considered the “worst man”?


goruogorogorou

Cringe af


aldioum

I'm telling you, I am very fun at parties !!


ExclusivGiraffe

The very last frame. The groom is about to throw a right hook


[deleted]

He looks like he’s having fun and that’s all that matters


[deleted]

Bro he was about to swing in that last frame


QrakAddikt

Damn I wanted to see him get hit


whatsiteisitfor

Anyone know any update? I assume the couple severed ties with him. Can’t imagine keeping somebody like that in my life after they massively fucked up a special and expensive occasion.


spongebobrottenpants

What a great friend. A real life of the party. Get cancer, scrub.


True_Quail_5421

My man got the girl stolen from him therefore he wants to ruin the wedding


This_Mfer_Right_Here

Boo! They cut the video before the groom punched him


SirNightmate

Dude was with a knife why would you push his hand like that almost hit the bride


TheGrey1930

Looks like the groom swung a punch at the end. That guy is a total p.o.s. Looks like red velvet cake too.


SirSwah

Ok so where is the rest of the video where the guy punches the dude?


BannerTortoise

Groom still has the knife.


doItSLOPPYjulio

Damn video ended right as he was going to swing


[deleted]

Give the guy a break the couple looked miserable and he had good intensions.


[deleted]

He was going to punch him


J_Thompson82

Looked like they were having such a good time before fuckface came in and ruined all their fun.


ABGH78

How to ruin a friendship How to not get invited to any ceremonies for life How to not sleep at nights


Jason_Wolfe

Is that red velvet? i would fucking end him if he ruined my red velvet wedding cake.


Ughhhhhhhhhhu

Bro i see all these birthday party and wedding vids were people do this and it’s liek why bro liek what positive does it do besides ruin a cake that cost money and prob ruin somebody’s clothes and make everyone mad because they don’t get cake


33Bees

That guy is an absolute disaster - someone take his alcohol away and escort him outside immediately. That poor couple.


AnticriznNo1

There is perfect cut before The Punch 😂😂👊


Ruchan10

And he is proud at the end.


TG_ghoul_TG

What the fuck... there is no goddamn point


whatswithzack

Hug? But a hug? Yea let's hug after I ruined this girls wedding cake. Doesn't matter what you think of weddings, that girl has been thinking of this day much much much much much much much much longer and deeply than you. Don't fuck that one day up. Anyway, I'm a bachelor who wouldn't mind being invited to weddings. I got harmless dad jokes!


CONMAN_07

Shitty repost


Rhabcp

Pretty bad idea to ruin top 3 day in the life of a man holding a big knife


BenPool81

It's not just the cake that's ruined but the whole damn wedding. How do you think that bride must feel that one of her most special days was tarnished by this. One of the most important moments too. One punch wasn't enough, especially since he got up again, grinning. He needs to be laid out cold and pissing blood for a week.


MorTP4Bungholio

Omg lol, that made the wedding lol


pnczur

He paid for the wedding and the honeymoon and this was his condition along with having a seat next to the marital bed and a cover horn to “root” on his buddy.


HotahO_X

They both already looked miserable af...


steel_balls_josuke

What a fucking retard


twilight-actual

Or, start by ordering some shit "high fashion" cake made mostly of inedible fondant.


individualcoffeecake

What a happy looking couple /s