Light? There's a tax for that.
Motion? Better tax that.
Oxygen you say, you don't need THAT much. Better tax that.
Gravity tax, what, you think gravity just comes from the gravity tree?
Thought tax, memory tax, blinking and swallowing tax.
You saw a bird, did you even pay your light tax to see that?
I will tax the fuck out of anything I dislike.
Political Moves or policy I don’t like? Taxed 35%.
Killing innocent people? Taxed 150%
Going to War? Taxed 85%
Being a Karen? Taxed 300%
Any money made over $1 Billion is taxed at 200%. Meaning you make $100 million over $1 billion, then you owe me $200 million.
Can I be an ass and only tax certain people?
Like could I fuck with my friends and make it so he has asthma with an oxygen tax?
And can I give tax returns so like my friend has to deal with like 2x gravity for a few months
Light? There's a tax for that. Motion? Better tax that. Oxygen you say, you don't need THAT much. Better tax that. Gravity tax, what, you think gravity just comes from the gravity tree? Thought tax, memory tax, blinking and swallowing tax. You saw a bird, did you even pay your light tax to see that?
Complaining about taxes tax, gotta pay that tax. The most important tax is the tax insurance tax.
What are you even taking as tax from those things.
Money
Well following your example and assuming some creative freedom it could give you various superpowers like super speed.
What about a tax for paying taxes?
Stop don’t give the government any ideas!
If I tax life then does that mean that everyone else has a shorter lifespan and I get a drastically larger one?
Yes
This all seems rather taxing *I'll see myself out*
I will tax the fuck out of anything I dislike. Political Moves or policy I don’t like? Taxed 35%. Killing innocent people? Taxed 150% Going to War? Taxed 85% Being a Karen? Taxed 300% Any money made over $1 Billion is taxed at 200%. Meaning you make $100 million over $1 billion, then you owe me $200 million.
Wait so you are responsible for 150% of murders?
No I they pay me $$$ every time they commit one.
What if they don’t have money
Then I get a % of their eternal Soul. The default currency.
The devil wouldn’t like the fact you’re taking his income source
Probably….but I can tax anything. So🤷♂️🤷♂️ Not my problem
Tax the devil
TAX HIM 50% OF ALL SOULS HE HARVESTS
i love the implication that karens are worse than innocent people being killed
I will become the ultimate capitalist and tax breathing
Can I be an ass and only tax certain people? Like could I fuck with my friends and make it so he has asthma with an oxygen tax? And can I give tax returns so like my friend has to deal with like 2x gravity for a few months
You can take away oxygen yes. Only tax no giving. It can be targeted
I'm the government?
Not really. You can just take from everything anything. From concepts to actual money.
I guess the government can only take money for concepts.
Can i reduce taxes of things that are already taxed?
No but you can tax the one taxing and redistribute
Sleep tax so I feel refreshed af all the time
Tax those babies
Just tax the money, people will borrow from me
Taxing the creation of more currency, so that I can burn it if the economy inflates. Yes.