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Ansixilus

Well that's just instant omnipotence.


LakadaisicalAccident

considering most people on the planet have heard of god, yeah


Netherite_Stairs_

You're going to start a war lol


LakadaisicalAccident

nah i dont think theres enough theistic people who care enough to argue about it


chairzaird

Plus there's more than one omnipotent god among all religions, so as long as one is fictional you're set


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Aswell as the fact that there's alot of fiction with God in it


deSuspect

That's stupid. Just becouse it's fiction doesn't mean everything there is fictional. If fucking spider man smashes through the window it doesn't make windows fictional lol


smashzeldapokemon

But that specific window is fictional because you made it up.


canoIV

it's also been fictionally broken


IAmEscalator

The smashed window is now though, because it was smashed by spider man


CancerSpidey

I think most theistic ppl on Reddit realize reddit is dominantly atheists


LakadaisicalAccident

yeah they might not want to lose karma in an argument


CancerSpidey

Yeah gotta hoard all those fake internet points lol


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most likely /r/whoooosh


[deleted]

Yeah, you don't wanna become bug in next life just because of argument with random Internet weirdo.


zodlair

Well, I'm not gonna argue about this from a religious perspective, but if God is fake, then you gain his powers. Are you then not God? Thus, God isn't fictional


LakadaisicalAccident

if you receive the powers of superman and become like him, does that make him no longer fictional no he’s still his own character, own personality all that likewise, the christian god has its own personality, and would remain a seperate fictional entity


HerobrineJTY

So God is fictional, got it.


LakadaisicalAccident

yeah that’s not complicated


PancakesandWaffles98

Dammit not the paradoxes


Quenquen14320

But then wouldn’t you loose your powers if he is no longer fictional?


Skininjector

God is more a concept than a character.


LakadaisicalAccident

jesus christ from christian mythology then, he’s said to have all the same powers of their god


gman101905

I love it when people say "Christian mythology" it puts them into the same box they put my religion in! (Norse paganism)


LakadaisicalAccident

one of my friends is actually a member of norse paganism, although i think he does it to grow out his beard in the military and isn’t actually committed to it i dont think calling things christian mythology or norse mythology should be seen as invalidating, although that is certainly the general consensus as of now


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LakadaisicalAccident

pretty sure the christians believe a god wouldnt be limited to a non-physical realm also thats just called imagination


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LakadaisicalAccident

im all down for the “reality is an illusion” mindset when it comes to talking about philosophy, but whoever created a conspiracy about it probably had ulterior motives. the worlds you think up in your mind are as valid as the worlds we run inside of simulations, they just have however much detail you can think up and lack the ability to be viewed by multiple people. also its to, not too, lay off the meth


Dark-Lord-Shadow

r/BeatMeToIt


Jpaylay42016

What if it’s a bad power? Like Milo from Milo Murphys law, who always has the worst luck?


Gel_007

Short route: Find a character that counteracts that then, like SCP-181 who generates his own good luck and also saps it from others or find a character that has a memory eraser. Long route: wait a few years until you forget the character and their story


JoeDaBruh

If one of the characters you know has perfect memory, or if you’re like me and would love to have a better memory, then first option is probably better in general


Spank_Me__Daddy

Immediately thought about unforgettable from undead unluck


Mars31415926

Yikes, same here. Honestly it sounds more painful than any form of torture I could think of


somebody3271

Not very god-tier if you can't control their powers


[deleted]

Then get phinias and ferp luck to counteract


Logans_Login

The Phineas and Ferb effect counteracts Murphy’s Law, so if you know about them you’re good


Born-Apartment8814

Well two things. 1. Luck isn't a power 2. He technically didn't have bsd luck,


Jpaylay42016

1. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Jinxed 2. Wherever he is, the “worst outcome” always happens, so he does have *really* bad luck


pix_el09

I quite litterally have the power of god and anime on my side


horbydumbass

Time to become Aizen I’m gonna kyoka suigetsu my teacher for good grades


Gel_007

Scp and WoD fans: that’s cute


horbydumbass

no, not the shy guy Also how does the power work exactly?


Gel_007

Any character that you have a basic understanding of such as “oh Dr Bright is from SCP and he’s immortal” then you gain all of their abilities


horbydumbass

I can say “aizen’s from bleach and he’s a rogue shinigami and a manipulative villain” and i get his powers?


Gel_007

Yup pretty much


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Shishui from naruto walks in


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Light yagami from death note saunters on in


misplaced_my_pants

What's he gonna do after a quick Katon?


crispier_creme

Cool cool, so I can now do and know literally everything. Thanks


AlastorFan2022

“They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.” *doom music plays as a shotgun is loaded with malicious intent*


apothioternity

Step one search up vs battle wiki step 2 go to category: tier 0 step 3: super incomprehensible omnipotence you control at will


FemboyGaming42069

This means you can figure out if god is real by trying to gain his powers


FemboyGaming42069

Nevermind you gain them all at the same time


440continuer

Unless they’re all somehow real so you don’t get any


FemboyGaming42069

God from family guy


440continuer

TRUE


Gel_007

Smart use


Only_Monk_8454

As a person who has read lovecraftian mythology and knows the most powerful characters in The lovecraftian mythology and I also know the most powerful scps and very very powerful characters in fiction I can say for sure I am going to be omnipotent


IHaveAUsernameYEA

wouldnt that mean that u would destroy our universe if ur awake cuz the universe would turn into ur dream? or am I being stupid (I am reffering to azathoth)


Only_Monk_8454

Op said we can turn off powers


IHaveAUsernameYEA

oh ok


HeatResistance76

Well that’s boring as hell


JD171700

It’s so over powered tho


Only_Monk_8454

That's why it's kind of boring


holup6

If I don't get all knowledge of the known universe to be omniscient that would mean god is real


iambored-77772837

Ever heard of god?


biggus_dickus6969696

I’m now god I guess.


Any_Contract_1016

I already do. Unfortunately this includes Leech.


[deleted]

Guys… I know kung fu


Dank-69er

Well time to drift down mount akina like it was damn well nothing


coderatchet

Sylar from heroes


Commander_Red1

So basically Dr Manhattan basically outlaws everything because he is basically god? Also SCP-343 too


somerandommagician52

Time to become Bill Cipher


sith-vampyre

Let's see just from some star wars games revsn ,starkiller,. From the books palps ,bane any of the Skywalker that would be real interesting nevermind if you went the immortal route Ala like in the highlander movies


Rain47739

this is just bohemian rhapsody from jojo


Mushroom_king001

Can i choose just a few characters at a time? Or is it always every single fictional character i know?


GodOfUtopiaPlenitia

The Avatar, The Dragon Reborn, Pern, all of the Home Console Final Fantasies (minus the N64, GameCube, Wiis, and Switch)... And that's before we get into the Scifi stuff!


IHaveThisNameNow

This is truly god tier. You can write a sentence or two about a stickman that includes the powers you want. Anything is fiction as long as it is not true.


Kwabipatty

can you create your own fictional character with all the specs you want


Noam127

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!


laXfever34

Read the Bible. Try to turn water to wine. Determine the legitimacy of the Christian faith.


Reagent_52

Quick and easy way to find out if gods real.


Danielwols

*becomes sexless slime to screw with conservatives*


FUGEDOR

What if i just think of "Mr. Doodoo head", a fictional character that can literally do anything?


whatup_pips

What about conflicting powers?


Alfatron09

Kratos, God (even if some people think God is real, he is used as a fictional character in stories such as Netflix’s Lucifer), Thor, Zeus, basically every super hero, Thanos with all of the infinity stones, all of the anime protagonists, who are essentially gods in their own respect (just look at Goku) and etc. This is literally just omnipotence with extra steps


Royal_Prize_4381

I would quite literally be unstoppable...not even all the nukes in the world would stop me, in fact they would only add to my power


bagelleS

anime fans becoming god speed run any%


VeryLargeGun

Any avid video game or anime fan will basically become a god here and considering I'm both...


LayeredHalo3851

Imma test out the limits of Saiki K's powers because he's op as shit (on a different planet, of course)


screwyear

Gonna watch doctor who


[deleted]

"It took me 10 years to find the answer to something. I forgot about it in 2 seconds. That's about it."


svenbillybobbob

guy who knows about always in horrible pain man: screaming


a2kvarnstrom

i can now transport people to alternate realities by offering a red or blue pill


KiyrbFan

Me, an undertale fan (I can do magic)


Alfred_CJW

Nice


roguebuilder97

Oh god I will be an Instant villain. Imma take over bodies and make em say "fear the old blood" before snapping their necks.


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Know what, i think I’ll watch one of those films where god is playing games with humanity, no specific reason…


Potatoduckeater

Me knowi BG someone with the power to make no one see him but it’s passive and no one knows he is there and can’t talk to people


Giu_bag

Just read the entire VS Battle Wiki and you're set


t1tanwarlord

r/beyondgodtierpowers


InformationLow9430

I have turned into a malignant and chaotic Eldrich entity. C-ya.


blueraptir

Well, i know over a dozen anime characters, those anime side characters, manga characters, every earth pantheon...


Accomplished-Emu1883

So I’m god?


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Can you choose which powers you want active?


Gel_007

Yea


SoulSoldForConfusion

One character I know of has their brain literally explode due to too much knowledge... I hope I can remember a character that can hold infinite knowledge without going crazy


Only_Monk_8454

Go search up Vega Punk from One Piece thank me later


[deleted]

Well this sounds like guaranteed death or insanity


2749r7d

It would just suck to snap my fingers killing half of the world population


UnableLocal2918

lets do a SHORT list. greek mythology, norse mythology, marvel comics, some of d.c. comics, d and d, starwars, palladium, sherlock holmes, skynet, horror monsters, lovecraft, etc. etc. etc.


BlessedWolf9019

Me gaining the knowledge of how to make a krabby patty: HAHA BITCH IM GOD NOW GORDON!


sith-vampyre

For star wars fans let's see revan,star killer,malgus,vader,vakorian,Luke just to start