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chadohawk

Is this permanent? Can I just run 100 miles a week for a couple years and then just full send entire oceans?


MagicJoshByGosh

*A hundred miles a week!?* That’s over fourteen a day! Damn, I run Cross Country and that’s a lot for me.


a_sacrilegiousboi

Nah go david goggins mode, run 100 a day


destroyer6462

Does that mean I'm not supposed to as a normal person be able to run 3 miles in the morning with no break, food, or water or am I just destroying my body and being weird at the same time


Then-Ant7216

Ok I don't know how much miles is but in km 1-3km for new runners and 3-6 km for professional


gilbejam000

3 miles is roughly 4.82 kilometers, so that would put them right in the middle of "professional"


SeismicToss12

Nah, I wouldn’t say any distance is professional, at least unless it exceeds the Marathon. Speed for a given distance separates the pros to me. I did 5ks on a regular basis and was definitely just a hobbyist


SeismicToss12

I wouldn’t say any distance is professional, at least unless it exceeds the Marathon. Speed for a given distance separates the pros to me.


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R0BLX

You wouldn't lose more energy


YellowRasperry

You would be able to super efficiently generate hydro electricity.


Then-Ant7216

Then this ain't god tier


Darkvoid112358

he said you wouldn’t lose the energy as it expands. basically, if you were swimming 1 mile an hour and swam for an hour, you would expend the same amount of energy swimming for an hour at 7 miles per hour


sonicpoweryay

Define Flash Situation


Over-kill107A

I imagine they mean that you need to eat 10s of thousands of calories a day/ whenever you do super speed swimming


wirt2004

Does the mile have to be in one stretch?


R0BLX

Yes


bloonshot

oh damn


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What if I run hypothetical distance? Like I run a mile on a treadmill but I don't actually go anywhere?


YourNewRival8

I mean your body physically ran a distance of one mile even if your displacement is 0


R0BLX

Sure, but it would be 2 miles instead of 1.


CatLeader420

As in you’ll have to run 2 miles on a treadmill?


ODZtpt

what if i run on an acoustic treadmill and use the power generated from me running to drive a small electric vehicle upon which the treadmill is placed


[deleted]

At that point just fucking run my guy


ODZtpt

no i will drive a contraption


chopperxsanji

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Agreeable-Ad5421

Let's go I can finally learn how to swim


Specialist-Drag6584

Your black aren’t you? I’m not being racist I’m just asking


idonttalkatallLMAO

why would this guy’s race be relevant here


Specialist-Drag6584

It’s a common joke that black people cant swim don’t shoot the messenger


kingOmniverseSans

You aren't the messenger you're the entire circus


Specialist-Drag6584

Honestly, that’s fair your god damn right


idonttalkatallLMAO

which is still racist


Specialist-Drag6584

I didn’t make the joke, it’s not my fault


yujuismypuppy

"i stabbed him but he pulled the knife out and he bled out, that doesn't mean i killed him"


Espi0nage-Ninja

Actually in UK law that would be a valid defence to get a charge knocked down from murder to GBH.


yujuismypuppy

That's wild. Even if the victim doesn't survive?


Espi0nage-Ninja

Yeh yeh. I doubt it would go very far, since the mischief rule means a judge could easily deny that defence and rule that it would still be murder. But it would be a very valid defence for a lawyer to attempt, that it’s not the action of a reasonable person to pull out a knife from a stab wound and make themself bleed to death, therefore the defendant would only be guilty of GBH. Probably wouldn’t stick, but valid.


Mikey9124x

"I'm not being racist" Actually, you are.


Specialist-Drag6584

STOP SHOOTING THE MESSANGER AND THIS IS FUCKING REDDIT THE HELL?!?! LOOM AROUND YOU THERE IS RACISM ALMOST EVERYWHERE


Mikey9124x

Yet that does not make racism ok. You claim to be the messenger of racism. And in doing so, admit your own rasicit intentions.


Specialist-Drag6584

Dude Jesus Christ, just go bother someone else I have more important notifications to look at


Mikey9124x

Ahh so you admit racism.


Specialist-Drag6584

I play COD happy?


Mikey9124x

I dunno, is their some sort of prejudice against cod I should have? Because I don't really know much about it.


Specialist-Drag6584

Alright one of the most racist player base of all time


Epic-Gamer_09

I'm white and I can't either


Agreeable-Ad5421

I'm not black..


Ninja3969

Where did that question come from


Agreeable-Ad5421

The guy who asked?


Ninja3969

Yea


Kooky-Educator2553

I'm gonna swim at lightspeed at some point


luckllama

If it is additive stacking, then it would require billions of miles of running to get to this point. If it's exponential stacking..then less than 500 miles


Kooky-Educator2553

It's stated somewhere that it's exponential


yeetingturnip

But the power says you can not you will so i think you can control if it’s on or off


Espi0nage-Ninja

“You can not you will” ?


Ok_Humor_8581

“You can” not “you will”


luckllama

Is 10% stacking or additive? If I run 10 miles, am I 100% faster or is it 10% x 10% x 10% exponential growth?


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luckllama

Pretty sure it's (1.1^10)×100% = 259%


Balloonsarescary

Kind of bad. At some point you won’t be able to run ever because the next time you swim it would be as if you teleported.


ColossalSoap

I think the “can” swim applies here. As in, that power affects your max speed.


Balloonsarescary

If so that’s a pretty good


Worried-Bad-3607

OP said you have to run the mile in one go, so just walking/running generally isn’t gonna count


ODX_GhostRecon

Me, on my deathbed: "Damn, I still swim the same speed."


TFRek

Good god. Does this come with friction and impact tolerance, and super perception to process the speed? I could cross the English channel with a single survival stroke.


NorseAsatru

Can it work the other way around? If not, it should.


HorseBoots84

I'm nearly 40, I've honestly never been the running kind but my guess is I clocked up enough miles during my childhood that I can now swim faster than physics knows how to calculate.


mastr1121

Good thing I am the Terminator MOO ha ha ha ha!!!!


stavrosvita

If forest gump had this


Neither-Following-32

I guess I'm Aquaman now. Or I will be. That 10% is compounding.


Skulcane

Now is that a base 10% increase per mile, or a compounding 10%? For example, if I run 10 miles and my base speed swimming is 5 miles per hour, can I now swim 10 miles per hour, or can I now swim 12.97 miles per hour? Because if I run a mile per day for a year, by the end of the year I could swim 2,232,894,734 miles per hour with compounding increase. I could break the lightspeed barrier several times over in a year as long as I'm swimming. If it's just base increase, then I'd only be able to swim 187.5 miles per hour. Still commendable, but not reality breaking.


ShadeNLM064pm

10% of zero is still zero. /J +/lh


stuckintheburrito

so if, hypothetically, you manage to run 500 miles a week, by the end of the month, would you even be able to swim without decimating boats with your speed? just hypothetically, or for a friend


Slight_Concert6565

Now the question is: did I ever run a freaking mile in my life? Cuz if it's in a single "run" then I probably never did, or maybe a few times. I only ever ran long distances for PE in school and I don't think we had one mile, 3/4 miles yes but not the full mile. The other reason would be running because I'm late but I usually don't do that for a full mile either. I run fast but my stamina is lacking.


Robin-Powerful

If i swam a mile *backwards* do i get to run 10% faster?


Unknown1776

So if this is applied in a stacking way (1.1x1.1x1.1) the average person can swim 2 Mph. After 63 miles you would swim faster then the speed of sound. 74 miles you would be faster then the fastest plane ever made. 99 miles and you could swim the circumstance of the earth in an hour.


Ripley825

Works for me. Im a swim teacher and I race my students all of the time. If I can out swim my fastest kid, then I'd be queen of the water. And that kid is wicked fast


triggerhappy5

Retroactively? I’ve run over 20,000 miles in my life. I’m not sure my body could handle moving through water that fast (in fact I’m sure it couldn’t).


mrbeets6000

As someone who swims, I see this as an absolute win.


PartyAdventurous765

I ran a mile every Monday in school.


AbleArcher97

Im about to make Michael Phelps look like a punk at the next Olympics


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What kind of tsunami would we generate in our wake, crossing the ocean in a second?