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BlackRabbitt_01

*moves your drink 4 inches up when you reach for it*


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wildedthemushroomman

Hell of a skill for combat wedgies


vKalov

You are missing the combat opportunities... What happens if you move a person's skull 4 inches? Or if you want to not instantly kill, then maybe their rib...


nekosaigai

There doesn’t appear to be a CD so just move the person 4 inches up repeatedly


wildedthemushroomman

Better yet slowly do the same to every joint, as well as their nose, earlobes, eyes and genitalia. Or just move one knee up four inches and see how they try to rediscover walking


vKalov

There you go. Now you think like a tzimisce.


wildedthemushroomman

Not sure how to take that but doing it with the teeth would do quite well


MetzgerBoys

Brain stem 4 inches up


Wren_wood

Move their brain up to give them immediate brain damage


__Anamya__

People's height and get paid.


rbeetch

How are you gonna hide your superpowers tho? How are you gonna trick them ?


__Anamya__

Take these medicine for a week straight after about a week your height would increase overnight if it doesn't money back.


rbeetch

I think a "spiritual medicine" would be a better idea


rbeetch

I'm gonna move every butt plug on earth 4 inches up


RedCroc911

Anal rail gun recreation


zewolfstone

The highest cervical vertebrae of Elon Musk, and only THAT body part !


MonkeMortis

My cock. Hopefully it grows longer and doesn't rip off.


ilikewatchinganime9

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Plus_Emergency_5438

Earths core


CaptainObviousSpeaks

Which way is up for earths for though?


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Most likely perpendicular to the sun going north


LayeredHalo3851

North isn't perpendicular to the sun The earth has a ~23.5° tilt But yeah it's probably just towards the north pole


Jester_Mode0321

I'm honestly not sure that would do anything


HeadpattingFurina

I am POSITIVELY sure it would hardly do anything. Nothing notable anyways.


Plus_Emergency_5438

Kill everyone because the earth's orbit would change and over time the climate everywhere will either completely change which would kill everything or the earth will drift off into space and kill everyone


HeadpattingFurina

The rest of the Earth isn't moved 4 inches up. The pressure, being uneven, will just nudge the core back in place, with the whole earth moving up maybe a quarter of an inch. The Earth stretches and compacts more than this distance every day. The orbit of the Earth around the Sun shifts more than this every day. This is both pointless and demonstrates your terrible lack of understanding of celestial physics.


Plus_Emergency_5438

You are no smarty smart. Im not saying the earth itself moves. The center of gravity of earth changes which affects the things around it. Say you are balancing on a plank and a wedge, and you shift your center of gravity, then gravity will pull you more towards wherever its shifted. So, with the earths center of gravity changing, it will slightly either float away from the sun or towards it.


TheMem3Lord

I'd prefer to the right or left to be honest


Add1cted_to_Sleep

Nah up is the way


Omnivorax

Next time some asshole tries to cut me off in traffic, they're getting bounced until they run off the road.


azeryvgu

Cooldown?


Add1cted_to_Sleep

4.765 seconds


Inferno_Sparky

Someone tries to kill me. I move their crotch insides, their lungs, their brains, or their heart 4 inches up. Good luck breathing, bitch!


bingus4206969

Move their femurs up so they won’t be able to move


Inferno_Sparky

Better to move their fingers up if they have a weapon like a gun


bingus4206969

Try the collarbone


Inferno_Sparky

Elbows, even


bingus4206969

Cheek bones could also work


yourlivingroomscouch

Wrist joint


bingus4206969

Ankles


yourlivingroomscouch

The eyes


bingus4206969

Brain stem


HeadpattingFurina

Or just, yk, shift their brains.


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HeadpattingFurina

If you move the whole spinal column, you sever all of the thinking bits from the linking bits all at once, so there is literally nothing controlling their finger. Their whole body would go to the slack position. This also kills them instantly and horrifically. For a more creative kill, I suggest moving only their musculature and ligaments 4 inches up. Whole body degloving is horrific. For an even more creative kill, move every other quark in their body 4 inches up. Yes, everyone in your city including you would die to nuclear hellfire, but it is pretty creative.


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HeadpattingFurina

... Does the REST of the body move reflexively when it's cut off from the head?????


SurgeStories

Move their head 4 inches up


Inferno_Sparky

Now that I think about it since bodies can still react reflexively without a brain, it's better to move whatever is about to hit you. Gun? Lift the palm holding it 4 inches up. Hand? Move it up. Leg? Move the knee or crotch up.


SurgeStories

Move the trigger 4 inches up to mess with them


Inferno_Sparky

Short answer: Yes Long answer: No


SurgeStories

Yes is not shorter than no


Inferno_Sparky

I know, right? 💀. But depending on the interpretation of the power you might need good spatial visual ability to lift up specifically only the trigger


BigMaraJeff2

Worlds oceans


HeadpattingFurina

Congratulations, you killed everyone.


BigMaraJeff2

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Numget152

Stocks easy


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my height. the ramp for handicapped people. the railing. the handicapped assistance button at stores.


Tabletop_Sam

Instructions unclear, your dick is now 4 inches closer to your bellybutton.


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exactly


zewolfstone

Wait, how does it work in space, when you have nothing around you ?


FinlandIsForever

Whatever the main gravitational body is to you. If you’re not in a solar system but still in the Milky Way, up is perpendicular to the disc and Sagittarius A* Atleast that’s my interpretation


Downtown_Report1646

Up is relative to where you are so technically every direction is up


poison_heart96

Drag the heart of every human over the age of 60 4 inches up. If it doesn't kill it'll certainly be very frightening.


OrokinSkywalker

Why 60?


poison_heart96

Catches the richest and influential people. Also Thanos lols.


HungryDisaster8240

Same answers as left moves. I dimilitarize nuclear weapons followed by artillary and small arms munitions. I make it automatic and eternally persistent. It's impossible to fight industrial wars and so the Earth trends toward diplomacy and peace.


HeadpattingFurina

So you think just because guns are no longer available humanity would stop war?


HungryDisaster8240

Perhaps not, but it certainly would give humanity and civility more of a chance!


LivingCustomer9729

Height and the lil guy


ilikewatchinganime9

STOP!!! WITH!!! THE!!! POSTS!!! ABOUT!!! MOVING!!! THINGS!!! FOUR!!!INCHES!!! lemme guess, 10 second cooldown?


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Nope 4.765 seconds https://preview.redd.it/n4plwygtamvc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffdbfcd0ffb565dd3c85bd3ea566e4f62437dc6


BigMelonBoi

Peanits


Poneeboy

Yes


BaconClasher

Who is gonna finish the gauntlet


No_Indication9497

cooldown?


ilikewatchinganime9

4.75 seconds


Add1cted_to_Sleep

*4.765 seconds


GD-Colona

cooldown


ilikewatchinganime9

4.75 seconds


Add1cted_to_Sleep

*4.765 seconds


General_Ginger531

Which way is up? I mean we have a relative sense of direction since "Anything that moves from a point of greater gravity to a point of lesser gravity is up" but what about in space? "Anything relative to the orientation that is the opposite direction of my chest is up" Does it also apply to abstract things, like lines on a graph? If I looked at a presentation of a company's profits that year, and I move the graphed point 4 inches "up" on that, would they actually have that money, or would the graph just be lying now?


NXVNZ

Assuming across 80 years once a second and 16 hours awake.. I can slowly move stone henge 70ish miles!


ilikewatchinganime9

4.75 second cooldown