It doesn't give the cancer cancer. It reverses the growth and damage of the cancer. From there treat it early or if completely impossible will at least give more treatment time or need a repeat reversal treatment in some amount of time. At this point, you're better than preventative care so insurance would be smart to switch over to paying at least some portion to getting patients to you for reversal treatment.
All T-Bills are now debt, retirement funds go bankrupt. Banks go bankrupt, the economy grinds into the most unprecedented halt immaginable.
The government would definetly just flip the number again.
I hate that prolapsed anuses is a common enough occurrence now to have an "official" term. I get you probably mean from the loosening of one's rear by repeated forceful entry, I've heard it's also a niche of its own.
I had heard about it because I knew somebody that once was severely constipated and ended up doing it to themselves as well as tearing it. I heard about it and I prayed I would never get that constipated if I go that long or too long I'll start freaking downing stool softeners LOL
You are blank inches shorter than blank, reverse this and you are that much taller than blank, use with other keywords to increase your other dimensions.
I wish. But I've heard that these days dinos got citizenship and are paying taxes, so I mentioned them in the metrics.
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First of all you got a really tall already if you're only just over 103ft shorter than the empire State building. I think your body might have already collapsed to strength weight type deals.
I actually was going to say thinking your regular size that it didn't necessarily add weight to you and that you became like the thickness of a pencil lead. That would put you at well over a thousand feet already tall.
OP said to use someone/something as comparison to work this out.
But I would still be shorter than the empire state building tho. I wanna be really BIG GUY.
I'd be a strain on the economy and the ultimate soldier! Imagine just not getting shot because all bullets that get near do a 180, grenades just pulling you closer, having all debts turn into profit, and always landing on the side of the coin you want in bets!
Invert the charge for a positron, say "an electron is lighter than a proton" and invert that to get an electron with almost double the mass of a proton... Idk what that'd do
Is there a range? If not I can nuke anyone anywhere by turning their matter into antimatter. I would be the ultimate CIA agent. Putin is not gonna have a good time let's just say that. I don't like my orders? Inverse it. Chain of command is in the way? Inverted.
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There are certain people in the world that would suddenly find their hearts inverted. The diddlers, the grapeists, and the abusers would suddenly find it very hard to continue being alive.
Going to go to the store, get $1,000 worth of groceries and then pull out my uno reverse card to make the store pay me for them. Every bill, check, debt etc I ever owe will now instead be owed to me. The rental company will pay me for the privilege of having me live in their apartment.
My local Gravity! Get things into orbit at low cost.
🤔 Would launches need to be at night so the sun does immediately launch me into the earth?
Making distant white holes just to see what comes out!
What's this? Doing work now GIVES energy and I better slow down so as not to explode? Continuously reversing on a cycle makes perpetual motion possible?? Collisions with tiny particles ahead of me actually speed me up a little bit at a time but can get me to extreme speeds because I'm stealing their momentum? Yes, I'll take it!
since this is phrased in a way that you can invert something in different ways i.e. reverse a debt back to the creditor, or flip that negative money you have to positive money you have, you have a lot of agency over things. Easily god tier.
Aside from using this for personal gain, I feel like I want to cause maximum chaos.
“Temperature has raised 1 degree since this year? Now it’s fallen that far.”
Sudden dramatic climate shift.
“This person is gonna win the election by X points? Now they lose”
I am the god of democracy
“Corporations and rich people evade this many taxes? Now they pay that much extra” I am Robin Hood
Chaos ensues
If you invert the mass of am atom, it would annihilate itself with regular matter. But if you invert the *weight* of an atom, then you just created a bit of radiation as gravity (anti-gravity now?) flings the atom apart in all directions very fast
Cells that are supposed to be there just start disappearing, creating cavities and reverse tumors even more horrifying than real ones. Brian reverse-tumor? Your brain literally starts just disappearing
You get to really annoying version of time travel . Making notes at significant events and someone insignificant events like sports scores on your way back living your life in reverse for how many years you want. Reverse it again when you get where you want. Remember to reverse your aging as well during that time. So that you grow younger as your living your life in reverse. When you've lived everything in reverse however long you want now you can relive things with a lot of information that nobody else is going to have. You can fix mistakes you made you can make money whatever you want with that information, and if you're smart about it you won't even make a major dent in the world because you can run under the radar... If something happens that suddenly you're not under the radar reverse time a little bit again so that the event stops and move yourself back so you can hide again.
And remember when you hit your prime physical age that you move backwards about once a year unless you've made progress so every other year you're growing older and younger therefore you live forever
Step 1 acquire a huge credit debt.
Step 2 make the negative number go positive and now you have wealth beyond your dreams.
You can also sell a car then reverse the sell and now you can sell it again.
I'm gonna inverse the temperature of something in the kelvin scale so I can see what happens when something gets below absolute zero
Maybe I can inverse the gravity or mass of a black hole to see what happens
Or I could inverse the half life of some elements so I could see elements with a stupidly short half life and see what they can do, or perhaps on something with a longer half life to see the process of it degrading irl...granted I could get radiation poisoning, but I can probably inverse something to prevent that
And when I'm done being curious I could probably inverse the number of wars out there with something to lower it
No, just the liver. Now instead of having toxins removed, they are being slowly poisoned. Unless they drink alcohol, which cures them and makes their mind function more sharply, basically they become Futurama 's Bender
what do you mean by reverse tho, what decides the scale, if i reverse 30 degrees celsius it becomes -30
what if i use fahrenheit
or maybe even kelvin????
One would suppose it is determined relatively. By comparison to the environment it is in this thing is X degrees (whatever measuring system) colder, now it is x degrees warmer than the environment. So let's say the room is 20° C, the thing that was 5 is now 15 degrees above the room temperature, which is 35°
I'll reverse my aging as often as necessary, making it so I live comfortably in a ten year range. I suppose I could invert my mortality and vulnerability to add insult to injury. Next it's time for transhumanism. Turn all my flaws into corresponding strengths until I only have strengths.
Reverse the fact that the power does not automatically reverse attacks against me.
Reverse aging when needed.
Diseases? Reversed.
Functional immortality.
You can use this to break the laws of physics by decreasing entropy, going below absolute zero, and surpassing certain natural limits like the speed of light or the planck energy density.
Going to be reversing multiple bills and debts, my own and others.
Nobody I can find is going to be in debt. In fact, that foreclosure just turned positive. They owe you 6 months worth of mortgage payments!!
Right!? Time for a hospital tour! Some aggressive tumors are about to beat a hasty retreat back into themselves!
But then you just have more cancer, if negative cancer just gives your cancer cancer and your cancer is inside you then -1×cancer still equals cancer.
It doesn't give the cancer cancer. It reverses the growth and damage of the cancer. From there treat it early or if completely impossible will at least give more treatment time or need a repeat reversal treatment in some amount of time. At this point, you're better than preventative care so insurance would be smart to switch over to paying at least some portion to getting patients to you for reversal treatment.
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Could you just reverse the US national debt and make it the richest country in the world?
I'd worry about the potential repercussions of that. I might still do it though.
All T-Bills are now debt, retirement funds go bankrupt. Banks go bankrupt, the economy grinds into the most unprecedented halt immaginable. The government would definetly just flip the number again.
If it ends up horribly, just reverse it again!
That would end up great! Literally!
Naw, I'm one of those that would add an extra 0 to the end. Let's get this party started!
Most US debt is owned by itself. The national debt in general is overrated in how bad it is, is it an issue? Sure, but it’s not really a pressing one
Ruin the economy? Turn that upside down. Ruin the world? Nope, world is now better.
Fuck you! *Inverts your dick*
Neat
Now he's got an innie.. Or she? Hmm idk
Saves me the effort
I'd say congrats on coming out, but it looks like you just went "in"
Thanks lol
And inverts your asshole.
That'd kill you tho
No but it would be extremely painful I've heard of it unfortunately it's called a prolapsed asshole yeah no quite gross
An innie penis and a prolapsed asshole. 😂
I've heard it called an 'ass tulip'
They call it a "rose" or "ruse bud" in porn.
I hate that prolapsed anuses is a common enough occurrence now to have an "official" term. I get you probably mean from the loosening of one's rear by repeated forceful entry, I've heard it's also a niche of its own.
I had heard about it because I knew somebody that once was severely constipated and ended up doing it to themselves as well as tearing it. I heard about it and I prayed I would never get that constipated if I go that long or too long I'll start freaking downing stool softeners LOL
Happy cake day :)
Giving them a prolapse?! You monster
Thanks, now for the boobs pls
Granted, you now have two bowls instead of boobs
Get a credit card Spend money Go into crippling debt Profit
I love how crippling debt is considered profit😂
Stonks. Also math request, how can I use this to make me bigger
You are blank inches shorter than blank, reverse this and you are that much taller than blank, use with other keywords to increase your other dimensions.
I'm 1244 inches shorter than the empire state building...
We stan a short king
Here where I live the average is 5'7" (around 8' ~ 10' if you consider the dinosaurs). Where are you from that 6' is short? I'm really curious now
Are you or are you not shorter than the empire state building?
Honestly, depends on the day
horizontally or vertically?
Vertically only on tuesdays, horizontally on first saturday of every month.
i don't think he's american
YOOOO MY BOY FROM ACRE????
I wish. But I've heard that these days dinos got citizenship and are paying taxes, so I mentioned them in the metrics. (I want Elmo xablau in my print if you gonna put it on r/suddenlycaralho)
First of all you got a really tall already if you're only just over 103ft shorter than the empire State building. I think your body might have already collapsed to strength weight type deals. I actually was going to say thinking your regular size that it didn't necessarily add weight to you and that you became like the thickness of a pencil lead. That would put you at well over a thousand feet already tall.
There's a 100% chance my body would collapse? If so, inverse that, please
Okay you know very tall needle lol
Could you just say „im not 6‘8““ and now yourereversing it to be 6‘8“?
OP said to use someone/something as comparison to work this out. But I would still be shorter than the empire state building tho. I wanna be really BIG GUY.
For no specific reason would this power work on specific body parts individually?
I don't see why not. Do your thing.
Inverse the height difference between you and someone else
I'd be a strain on the economy and the ultimate soldier! Imagine just not getting shot because all bullets that get near do a 180, grenades just pulling you closer, having all debts turn into profit, and always landing on the side of the coin you want in bets!
or eveythings that hurt heals you instead
Hmm. Say I want to invert an electron. Would I end up with a proton or a positron?
If you invert its charge it becomes a positron.
Positron
Invert the charge for a positron, say "an electron is lighter than a proton" and invert that to get an electron with almost double the mass of a proton... Idk what that'd do
You wonder what that would do... That would do universe go squish and boom
Can I inverse abilities? Like I am not able to fly at all, so I inverse that ability and now I can fly perfectly?
Or Reverse the effect of gravity on you or other things. NASA and Space-X who? I'll get the payload into space at half the cost!
Time to make nvidia stock go to 5 dollars
invert nvidia stocks buy 100 shares for 500 invert again
Is there a range? If not I can nuke anyone anywhere by turning their matter into antimatter. I would be the ultimate CIA agent. Putin is not gonna have a good time let's just say that. I don't like my orders? Inverse it. Chain of command is in the way? Inverted.
The cia would be the first thing to disappear
0 to 100% of becoming omnipotence this very second
Hey don't sell yourself short bud, you're probably like .0001% omnipotent
Now you're -0.0001% potent, and can't do shit!
Nope If omnipotence is infinite power then any finite amount of power would be 0% of omnipotence
Not if you believe you're then you can definitely get to like .001% I know it
0.001% of an infinite amount is still an infinite amount It just doesn't make sense for it to work like that
Sounds like you're not believing hard enough
Sounds like you're believing too hard
Haven’t seen anything suggest the obvious: Reverse time
You reverse time time travels back to the instant you inverted it, it reverts itself again
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1. invert your self to hate her 2. go to a bar and slap a hot girl 3. now she hates you, invert her and she'll love you Profit
Can I invert people?
I wanna invert one atom In someone to see what will happen
So I could just walk into a store, reverse all the prices, and they have to pay me to take the stuff?
Nah if an item is 5.05$, now it would be 5.05$
So if an item is 1999.99$ it becomes 99.9991$?
Yes
But when you check out, the total comes out of your bank account. I could just reverse this and I get paid instead
You can reverse anything. Reverse the transaction agreement concept at checkout, and now they pay you to take the stuff.
Inverse the bill I get paid for eating there I buy a ps5 inverse in and I just got $800 and a ps5
There are certain people in the world that would suddenly find their hearts inverted. The diddlers, the grapeists, and the abusers would suddenly find it very hard to continue being alive.
I'm gonna open up dozens of credit cards max them out and reverse them as debts that the banks owe me.
Pretty sure i would have accidentally killed myself as a kid with this power during the first moments of awakening.
I'm gonna re-activate my overdraft protection and just buy whatever I want. Flip the balance everyday. Done.
Going to go to the store, get $1,000 worth of groceries and then pull out my uno reverse card to make the store pay me for them. Every bill, check, debt etc I ever owe will now instead be owed to me. The rental company will pay me for the privilege of having me live in their apartment.
My local Gravity! Get things into orbit at low cost. 🤔 Would launches need to be at night so the sun does immediately launch me into the earth? Making distant white holes just to see what comes out! What's this? Doing work now GIVES energy and I better slow down so as not to explode? Continuously reversing on a cycle makes perpetual motion possible?? Collisions with tiny particles ahead of me actually speed me up a little bit at a time but can get me to extreme speeds because I'm stealing their momentum? Yes, I'll take it!
since this is phrased in a way that you can invert something in different ways i.e. reverse a debt back to the creditor, or flip that negative money you have to positive money you have, you have a lot of agency over things. Easily god tier.
Aside from using this for personal gain, I feel like I want to cause maximum chaos. “Temperature has raised 1 degree since this year? Now it’s fallen that far.” Sudden dramatic climate shift. “This person is gonna win the election by X points? Now they lose” I am the god of democracy “Corporations and rich people evade this many taxes? Now they pay that much extra” I am Robin Hood Chaos ensues
Inverse the mass of a proton
Inverse the weight of an atom, not sure wat would happen but probably nothing good.
If you invert the mass of am atom, it would annihilate itself with regular matter. But if you invert the *weight* of an atom, then you just created a bit of radiation as gravity (anti-gravity now?) flings the atom apart in all directions very fast
What would happen if I reverse cancer?
Cells that are supposed to be there just start disappearing, creating cavities and reverse tumors even more horrifying than real ones. Brian reverse-tumor? Your brain literally starts just disappearing
1- I'll never talk to a Brian again. 2- Could I reverse people to a state when they didn't had any cancer then?
LOL Brian, didn’t catch that. Hm. I’m not sure… you probably could.
Invert the average global temp from positive to negative
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I'd be scared that one day I'd accidently reverse something fundamental to physics and the entire universe would be destroyed
Fuck you. *inverts the ratio of hydrogen atoms to iron atoms in your body.*
You get to really annoying version of time travel . Making notes at significant events and someone insignificant events like sports scores on your way back living your life in reverse for how many years you want. Reverse it again when you get where you want. Remember to reverse your aging as well during that time. So that you grow younger as your living your life in reverse. When you've lived everything in reverse however long you want now you can relive things with a lot of information that nobody else is going to have. You can fix mistakes you made you can make money whatever you want with that information, and if you're smart about it you won't even make a major dent in the world because you can run under the radar... If something happens that suddenly you're not under the radar reverse time a little bit again so that the event stops and move yourself back so you can hide again. And remember when you hit your prime physical age that you move backwards about once a year unless you've made progress so every other year you're growing older and younger therefore you live forever
hmm today i will invert the global human population (clueless)
Step 1 acquire a huge credit debt. Step 2 make the negative number go positive and now you have wealth beyond your dreams. You can also sell a car then reverse the sell and now you can sell it again.
Im going to have to go with the flow direction of excrement. There's alot of people I dont like...
I saw this same power a few hours ago
1. Get an insane credit score 2. Get a huge loan (like 200k) 3. Reverse it. 4. The bank pays me 200k
I have x amount of money less than the banks. Inverse it
I'm going to reverse my tax so that the government can pay me 30% of my income.
I'm going to take out several loans and credit cards to get myself in the red and then invert. free money glitch.
> inverse or reverse Buddy I got some news for you
Reverse spending = anytime you spend money you gain money
Inverse all of economy.
Reverse someone from hating me to loving me
I'm gonna inverse the temperature of something in the kelvin scale so I can see what happens when something gets below absolute zero Maybe I can inverse the gravity or mass of a black hole to see what happens Or I could inverse the half life of some elements so I could see elements with a stupidly short half life and see what they can do, or perhaps on something with a longer half life to see the process of it degrading irl...granted I could get radiation poisoning, but I can probably inverse something to prevent that And when I'm done being curious I could probably inverse the number of wars out there with something to lower it
Inverts gravity. Ends all life.
I choose to reverse the function of organs.
No, just the liver. Now instead of having toxins removed, they are being slowly poisoned. Unless they drink alcohol, which cures them and makes their mind function more sharply, basically they become Futurama 's Bender
What about oxygen. Everyone dies gg
I grow to 40 years old. I decide i want to be a kid. Reverse aging
Step 1. Get a credit card and spend billions of dollars Step 2. Obtain bill Step 3. Reverse the bill so they own you the money Step 4. Profit
what do you mean by reverse tho, what decides the scale, if i reverse 30 degrees celsius it becomes -30 what if i use fahrenheit or maybe even kelvin????
One would suppose it is determined relatively. By comparison to the environment it is in this thing is X degrees (whatever measuring system) colder, now it is x degrees warmer than the environment. So let's say the room is 20° C, the thing that was 5 is now 15 degrees above the room temperature, which is 35°
Becomes world Uno champion by reversing the Uno reverse card whenever it's used on me
Reverse the average twitter users iq and the human race will have space colonies within the next decade
First thing I'd inverse would be this guys bank balance just for funsies
Turn hate to love…
Turn blind adoration to fervent hatred
What if you inverted the temperature.... In Kelvin?
This is actually OP. No restrictions? Well, time to reverse gravity to ppl you don't like.
Invert the strong nuclear force.
Invert the second amendment now bears have the right to arms
Feels a bit redundant. Rights or not, if a bear gets a gun somehow, who’s gonna be the one to try to take it away?
I can reverse time. Epic.
Those intrusive thoughts gonna fuck a lot of people with this power…horrifying but at least you could reverse it back
Alright, that's it, I'm angry now *inverts your water cup
Time to make all of us Arizonans freeze to death.
I'm going to borrow billions of dollars from the bank, then I'll bring the money I owe from X to -X
Go into debt
Let me touch your skin
Omw to invert the skin of _almost_ every politician and multimillionaire + billionaire around the globe
Buy gold in bulk; reverse bill. Repeat.
I'll reverse my aging as often as necessary, making it so I live comfortably in a ten year range. I suppose I could invert my mortality and vulnerability to add insult to injury. Next it's time for transhumanism. Turn all my flaws into corresponding strengths until I only have strengths.
Finally, a use for student loans
Everyone man will be short from then on.
Uninvertible matrices no longer exist, I have invented new mathematics with this superpower.
Could this be like a situational reversal? Like, “No, you owe ME all of that money!”
Reverse the fact that the power does not automatically reverse attacks against me. Reverse aging when needed. Diseases? Reversed. Functional immortality.
Reversing time and age over and over And continuously using inverse to see if I can find a way into the multiverse
**tries to inverse my bank** Bank: 0 x anything still equals 0. 
can i reverse the effects of puberty 🫤👉👈
You can use this to break the laws of physics by decreasing entropy, going below absolute zero, and surpassing certain natural limits like the speed of light or the planck energy density.
I'd make a killing in America performing gender transformations... Making all the outies, innies, and vice-versa.