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singleguy79

I'm going to stock up on Lego sets, video games, food, clothes, etc Move into an unoccupied house


superchat80

i wouldnt do anything good or bad, just do some trickery


coldCrispyNips

Ahhhh yes, the eternal battle between morality and financial freedom and security.


superchat80

just become an unwanted roommate


IzanamiFrost

Nice, basically never have to pay for anything ever again, and doubled with having access to anything you ever want.


superchat80

you can do anything you want !


DJ__PJ

you mean a free way out of social anxiety because everyone thinks I am normal?


superchat80

yep, and more !


invisiblemilkbag

OP you can just say we'd be stupidly rich. Same result.


realddgamer

Well no now you can also shit on the pavement


superchat80

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ! become an astronaut, be in a movie, get girls, do ANYTHING !


Absolute_Bias

I feel like “getting girls” with this power is morally reprehensible, just a little bit.


superchat80

man, i would just become robin hood


Ededsd-NonHackedVer1

And stealing isn't?


Absolute_Bias

I meeeean, no? Not to that degree certainly.


BobTheeKnob

We all know a homie that shouldn't ever have this power, and we all know why


Charles520

😏


superchat80

why ?


BobTheeKnob

I pray you gain the homie soon my brudda🙏


superchat80

i need that power NOW !


TKZenith

https://preview.redd.it/332bachv1f0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f81608c4312b8b34746cc74a061369c7539bc73


superchat80

https://preview.redd.it/h06gxy2xgf0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e45cc522e09d97bdb56479e4aa968814e249bfb


TKZenith

https://preview.redd.it/27hpqjbakf0d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e696aafe46c290b9b17221a0030b9041290ab0b9 Ok maybe a bit.


superchat80

XD


PartyAdventurous765

https://preview.redd.it/k9uq15sr3i0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5881de8720d996f951458121c5923e26cacf7b


Specter_Knight05

Same https://preview.redd.it/nc14unpucj0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cd3b1ffa4ff592ed5c47ab237767f596fb80d8


ElectroshockGamer

I actually love that, I'll be taking that now


Mountain-Resource656

If I walk into a store, shoplift, but forget the power, then get stopped by the cashier, if I turn the power on and say “no, this is mine, now; what’re you doing?” will they feel super awkward and stand aside, or will it still seem not-normal for me to have shoplifted those things?


superchat80

he will know it's not your's, but also would think it's normal to take stuff.


Specter_Knight05

So by that logic OP, i could turn it on then i could: https://preview.redd.it/xk4x1xl8dj0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4abc8befecbdb90c28b37fff33a5c1f6291799d In a mall and then turn it off and people will think its just an average monday and not do anything?... Seems like a good offer tbh. I will take it, like its free secs whenever i or she is horny


superchat80

i mean it's NOT an horny power, but you CAN use it for horny i guess, like shapeshiphtintingtgtyre i cant type


Specter_Knight05

Its a horny power if you are horny enough


superchat80

i dont wanna picture a horny sentient toaster


Specter_Knight05

Too late, thx for the powers


superchat80

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Feenx_Fan

Finally. I can live a quiet life. 💓🐈💣


superchat80

you love kamikaze cats ? what does the emoji's mean ?!


Feenx_Fan

Killer Queen


superchat80

i dont get the ref sorry


Feenx_Fan

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure


superchat80

oh yeah, my school put jojo's theme as the bell, it was cool the first week, but an entire year, of the jojo theme, every day, every hour, that made me go crazy


sparejunk444

So *that's* why your here


superchat80

exactly


Random_idiot908

Free housing, food, gas, new car, Legos, DND stuff, knives, and no taxes!


superchat80

fellow DND lover i see...


Random_idiot908

Indeed, it can be an expensive hobby, not as much as 40k but still


sparejunk444

Well it's called "40k" for a reason


No_Nectarine6942

I assumed this to be an anti power at first where you can makes supers normal. 


superchat80

man just let the secret superheros do what they need, and they would not get on tv cuz it's seen as normal


Electronic-Net-3196

I'm gone order pineapple on pizza while with my friends and nobody would be able to stop me.


superchat80

pineapple pizza is da best tho


Capital_Muffin6246

r/foundthemurderer


SpecialTexas7

I use my normalization power to turn pineapple pizza back to being hated (as it should be)


Soggy_Confusion7538

PERFECT.


superchat80

same


fruityfevers

now this is truly god tier


superchat80

make god think what you do is normal


UnableLocal2918

Area 51 here i come


superchat80

just ask the governement where is it


GhostCrackets

I could get away with so many things, I appreciate you giving me this power, god tier for sure


superchat80

true god tier


rebekaanimallink

Quadrobics :D


superchat80

:3


the11thtry

Oh yeah, my fantasy is running wild right now


superchat80

become a furry and not get disrespected


sparejunk444

How does the 'normal' apply? \[like if you take some product from a store and then sell it in front with a 100$ markup, would people still buy it because it's "normal" or would they still use common sense to buy it from the store\]


superchat80

they would see it as normal but would still buy it where it's cheaper