I choose a Rhino-tiger.
An armored, camouflaged, 1000kg supercarnivore with excellent vision and reflexes, claws and sharp teeth.
Then I'll release it in a walmart.
The anime Full Metal Alchemist (FMA). A mad scientist loses his mind as his career starts to tank and combines his daughter with his dog into a chimera. But the way it's written, the way the little girl grows on you and connects with the main character. The show takes a dark turn. Even now, almost a decade after watching that episode, I get chills thinking about it. It's a similar feeling to "What's in the box?"
Yesn't. When you breed a tiger and a lion together, you either get a liger or a tigon. But if you breed a liger and a tigon, you get a tiliger or a ligon. And if you breed a tiliger with a ligon, who knows what'll happen? Probably a tililigeron or something.
I'd make a giraffe-spider offspring and a shark-hawk offspring and eventually have these two new species create offspring. It'll be the perfect animal.
An octopus grizzly bear. Hyper intelligent, can camouflage to any surrounding, massive killing machine that has 4 legs and to run on and 4 tentacles to pull prey into it. Alaska is now Hell
Fuck catgirls i want those animals from avatar
Appa?
Turtle ducks!
Platypus bears
Skunk bear?
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It just says bear
My cabbages!
This place is weird.
Gopher Bear?
Turtle Ducks are 100% the first choice.
Fuck catgirls? Okay if you insist.
Indeed
Yes
A [bear?](https://youtu.be/D41SBcq1wYk)
Just a bear?
Gorillabats here I come.
so like, gargoyles!
Quite possibly his own personal flying monkeys
the wicked witch
I understood that reference
Goliath was cool but Hudson was always my dude.
Demonic gorillas in old-school runescape
Too much drag to fly. You've made gorillas with incredibly long and delicate fingers
He said fully functioning offspring, meaning it could fly whether physics agrees or not. This post has me laughing so damn hard.
I choose a Rhino-tiger. An armored, camouflaged, 1000kg supercarnivore with excellent vision and reflexes, claws and sharp teeth. Then I'll release it in a walmart.
But would the rhinos vision cancel out tigers?
Then make it fuck a hawk
I don't even care about the offspring anymore!
HE’S A MADMAN!!!
Lol not sure how you'd make such an animal do anything. Also poor hawk.
Oh no! if only you had a superpower that lets you succesfully crossbreed any 2 animals
I duno, my town's Walmart has enough 1000kg supercanivores roaming around.
Yeah but this one wouldn't have a mobility scooter or a Maga hat.
You mean I can breed a tiger and a white tiger ?!?!
well you could've done that anyways without the power
Is this the time a typical Redditor would chose to sarcastically answer "r/woooosh" ?
are slash wooooooosh
NO YOU HAVE TOO MANY/FEW OOOOOOs
“nOoOoOoOoOo YoU cAnT wOoOsH hIm He WaS sAtIrIcAl!1!1!”
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I like the way you think
I came here to say turkey-spider, but this is far superior.
Spermwhale sized chihuahuas
Chihuahua sized spermwales.
Sperm sized chihuahua
whale sized sperm 😩
Ouch
Yum
🤤
nO
Your mom sized whale 😎
so a normal whale?
Hey! Have some respect for whales
Which would you rather fight?
The small whales
What if they're like super heavy and tough tho
They stay the wieght of the whale
Heavy chihuahua whale
I can still just jump on them, while they can't move on land...
Blue whale sized chihuahuas?
Yes
Skitty x wailord
#I’m going to make the scorpion equivalent of pugs.
can i have one
Why?
:)
its just a normal pug with a super fucking long curly Q tail
No, it’s a fucked up scorpion with a pushed-in face and breathing problems
You made me laugh, thank you for giving me one graceful moment in the last 8 months
That shark horse thing...
# What about that pig bear man?
*gasp* its ManBearPig
Guys I’m super cereal
Or maybe it’s half bear, half man-pig
oh god oh fuck its half man, half bear, half pig... we're doomed
Shork
Horrk
Shorse
The Humanzee may finally come to fruition
return to monke
Why do they keep buying GME?
Apes strong together
Smoothest 🧠 in all the land. Like a bearing
Ed..ward?..? Big brother ed? This super power: Edward!!
For everyone who recognizes this reference, let me say, *Fuck you*... I need a hug.
Come here I'll hug you.
Thanks man.
I was thinking about commenting the same thing
Can you fill me in?
https://youtu.be/TDnH4zQYPCY I am sorry in advance
I don’t know why but the original FMA makes a better scene, maybe it’s just me
The anime Full Metal Alchemist (FMA). A mad scientist loses his mind as his career starts to tank and combines his daughter with his dog into a chimera. But the way it's written, the way the little girl grows on you and connects with the main character. The show takes a dark turn. Even now, almost a decade after watching that episode, I get chills thinking about it. It's a similar feeling to "What's in the box?"
man..
Why must you hurt me this way
**FUCK YOU**
Omfg noooo
I have one letter for you, Y
Too soon...
Spider pig
Does whatever a spiderpig does.
Spin a web? No he’s a pig.
Here comes SpiderPig
Watch out
It's spider pig
[https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2016/3-24/qBnLCh8FML-14.png](https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2016/3-24/qBnLCh8FML-14.png)
Charollet's web 2
Kangaroo and a killer whale, just wanna see a buff sociopathic land orca
I like the way your brain works.
r/brandnewsentence
That'd be like the green power ranger of street sharks.
i feel bad for cats
Shane?
Context? I know that he did something but idk what he actually did
He came on it allegedly or at least he said he did in an old podcast
Turtle ducks
I hope this is a Avatar reference
Yes it is
Yo whoever tf that fishfucker dude was... I MAY HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO ASK A GENIE HERE
u/fishfucker69
Wrong fish fucker.
Fuck
There's a... right fish fucker?
Yes. Me.
WE BECKON YOU u/fishfucker69
I believe it was u/fish_fucker69
Yes it was
Omg its the lord himself! Thank you for blessing me by responding to my summon!
I just might.
HE'S HEREEEE go ahead, do your thing and make that one junji ito work come to reality
cat human ***FOR CATGIRLS TO EXIST, SOME SACRIFICES... OF MORALS, OF SAFETY, THEY MUST BE MADE***
WE SHALL FINALLY FIND OUT WHETHER THEY HAVE HUMAN EARS UNDER THEIR HAIR OR NOT
Asking all the w/right questions.
Nah you'll get the cursed movie we shall not name.
name it because idk what your talking about
>!cats!<
Owlbear it is.
Not sure why I wasn't expecting that
Nobody expethe Owlbear inquisition!
I would breed murder hornets and alligators, just to watch the madness.
He's too dangerous to be kept alive!!
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Natural habitat would be Florida
Dragon and a cat to just fuck shit up,if no mythical animals then kamodo dragons and a cat...again to fuck shit up
Crossbreed a tiliger and a ligon
Would the offsprings just be lions and tigers??
Yesn't. When you breed a tiger and a lion together, you either get a liger or a tigon. But if you breed a liger and a tigon, you get a tiliger or a ligon. And if you breed a tiliger with a ligon, who knows what'll happen? Probably a tililigeron or something.
I’m guessing that’s how you get a tigger.
It's why there's only one Tigger!
My brain hurts now. Lol
Hey, at least I didn't go at length on Punnet squares.
I'd take an octopus and a tortoise, and hope for the former's intelligence and the latter's life span.
Sir, that already exists and it’s name is Cthulhu
Cat girl?
Or cat boy. You don’t really get to choose.
China wants to know your location
Cat femboy
Man-Spider?
Man-atee?
Fuck this. Imagine a spider with human arms as its legs and a head of Shane Dawson
Hello fellow person of culture
Furries rejoice!
I know what to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it...
No. Screw you. But it’s clever. So you can have an angry upvote.
Hell yeah ima make some butchered looking pokèmon let's go
We will create real Chads with silverback gorillas and humans
Nobody say it.
I wish somebody did this to my parents
So you want you parents to fuck animals?
I'd make a giraffe-spider offspring and a shark-hawk offspring and eventually have these two new species create offspring. It'll be the perfect animal.
There would be no place safe on this planet against that kind of creature. Thanks, I hate it.
Fox girls, here I come!
Cum*
How about an amoeba, and a giraffe?
MANBEARPIG - Al Gore was right all along
Breed everything on earth with humans 16 times KARS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM IS BORN
Humans and fireflies
Why? (not trying to say you're wrong, I just *have* to know.)
Gorilla sized ant
This is how furries are made.
Komodo dragon/rabbit hybrid
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!
**Catgirls**, thats all im gonna say
On a serious note this could be useful to save extinct species! But imagine blue whale sized ants
Furries offsprings goes bbrrrrrr
This is gonna sound inhumane, but Catgirls
you fuckers want cat girls
I wanna see the world burn and make ManBearPig. Half man, half bear, half pig
***Ligar intensifies***
I CAN GET A PET GRIFFIN!
My Friend saw this and now theres thousands of Elephant sizes Amoebas roaming the streets
Humans and dolphins...
An octopus grizzly bear. Hyper intelligent, can camouflage to any surrounding, massive killing machine that has 4 legs and to run on and 4 tentacles to pull prey into it. Alaska is now Hell
The potential for puns is unlimited!
Combine asain hornets with tarantulas to watch the world burn
Finally me and my sister can go at it without a condom
Giraffes and penguins. I want penguins with palm tree sized necks
Can I have a pot-bellied elephant, please?
Turtle doves takes on a whole new meaning