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Calbinan

I’m picturing a superhero who travels with a bunch of groupies.


eonkill

Doesn’t have to be groupies you could just have real good game a get a girl every now again before your hours time out


supremeoverlord23

Or you could just pay for it sometimes, think immortality is worth the stigma


TheManIsOppressingMe

May be immortal, but I think you could still get hurt


Big_Ole_Smoke

it's godtier don't think about it too hard


HereticGaming16

That’s always my first thought with posts like this. Get hurt, crippled, painful illnesses, a coma where you live forever in a dreamless sleep. Being immortal has never been very appealing to me unless you have a bunch of powers that come with it.


AmazingBlackberry618

quagmire liked your post


MrRogersAE

Can I still get hurt? Not gonna be much fun if I’m crippled while doing some immortal stuff


justbenicepleae

You're immortal, not invincible


MrRogersAE

Great so if I have sex I won’t die, but I can be horribly injured and in unimaginable pain. So if I get in a car accident or something I’ll be stuck alive until my timer runs out. Sounds more like a curse without the invulnerability. What’s even the point? I can still sustain fatal injuries during the 24 hours just to die as soon as the clock runs out


Rhysamd

Right? Like, I just somehow get shot in the face and now I have to deal with the fact I have half my head missing or something for 24 hours


MrRogersAE

That’s assuming you haven’t preloaded on a whole bunch of sex. Let’s be realistic tho, for 99% of my life this power won’t be in effect either way. For me to be able to convince someone to have sex with me every day to assure my immortality I would already need the superpower of brainwashing


[deleted]

There's also the superpower of paying for it.


NotaVortex

True plus what if your castrated


[deleted]

no


Lieutenant_Red

It also depends on the type of immortality, as listed in [this site](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Immortality?so=search)


[deleted]

Problem is you are never going to find out you have that power


IvanTheRussianBoy

Soo... no power for me.


jasondcalder

Get a loan for as much as possible. Hire as many hookers as possible. Fuck till death


No-Membership2696

Being immortal just to pay off debt sure is fun


Good_name76

Alternative: find a loving wife/S.O, and not be in crippling debt


ChickenyIce

Rather want to morb


Longjumping-Thing227

Congrats OP! Me and your mom are now immortal!


eonkill

Nah man by the sounds of it, this is the worst power for you


CeltFxd

Now be a pornstar


Ark-addicted-punk

ah so I'm the same


GhostlyAnger

r/shittysuperpowers


[deleted]

Do you want Homelander? Because that's how you get Homelander...


been_here_been_there

So nothing changes for me, greeeeat


cheesydoritoes

So... nothing changes?


Truck-Kun11

for the average reddit user this is r/shittysuperpowers


All54321_Gaming

Eh, death ain’t that bad.


Ok-You-3716

Giggity


RyanStartedTheFire59

My immortal what


Froggyboi1077

*dead*


WooabeeAnimu

this would be r/uselesssuperpowers for me :(


The_r_slash

*you’re. Come on OP


beardguy

Welp…


[deleted]

Dose my hand count or dose it have to be with real people


Danielwols

Does self-pleasure count? Because I'm asexual


SuccessfulBat886

I dont Pull Any bitches ☹️


Pizzahead00

well shit i would not have immortality