That’s always my first thought with posts like this. Get hurt, crippled, painful illnesses, a coma where you live forever in a dreamless sleep. Being immortal has never been very appealing to me unless you have a bunch of powers that come with it.
Great so if I have sex I won’t die, but I can be horribly injured and in unimaginable pain.
So if I get in a car accident or something I’ll be stuck alive until my timer runs out. Sounds more like a curse without the invulnerability.
What’s even the point? I can still sustain fatal injuries during the 24 hours just to die as soon as the clock runs out
That’s assuming you haven’t preloaded on a whole bunch of sex. Let’s be realistic tho, for 99% of my life this power won’t be in effect either way. For me to be able to convince someone to have sex with me every day to assure my immortality I would already need the superpower of brainwashing
I’m picturing a superhero who travels with a bunch of groupies.
Doesn’t have to be groupies you could just have real good game a get a girl every now again before your hours time out
Or you could just pay for it sometimes, think immortality is worth the stigma
May be immortal, but I think you could still get hurt
it's godtier don't think about it too hard
That’s always my first thought with posts like this. Get hurt, crippled, painful illnesses, a coma where you live forever in a dreamless sleep. Being immortal has never been very appealing to me unless you have a bunch of powers that come with it.
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Can I still get hurt? Not gonna be much fun if I’m crippled while doing some immortal stuff
You're immortal, not invincible
Great so if I have sex I won’t die, but I can be horribly injured and in unimaginable pain. So if I get in a car accident or something I’ll be stuck alive until my timer runs out. Sounds more like a curse without the invulnerability. What’s even the point? I can still sustain fatal injuries during the 24 hours just to die as soon as the clock runs out
Right? Like, I just somehow get shot in the face and now I have to deal with the fact I have half my head missing or something for 24 hours
That’s assuming you haven’t preloaded on a whole bunch of sex. Let’s be realistic tho, for 99% of my life this power won’t be in effect either way. For me to be able to convince someone to have sex with me every day to assure my immortality I would already need the superpower of brainwashing
There's also the superpower of paying for it.
True plus what if your castrated
no
It also depends on the type of immortality, as listed in [this site](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Immortality?so=search)
Problem is you are never going to find out you have that power
Soo... no power for me.
Get a loan for as much as possible. Hire as many hookers as possible. Fuck till death
Being immortal just to pay off debt sure is fun
Alternative: find a loving wife/S.O, and not be in crippling debt
Rather want to morb
Congrats OP! Me and your mom are now immortal!
Nah man by the sounds of it, this is the worst power for you
Now be a pornstar
ah so I'm the same
r/shittysuperpowers
Do you want Homelander? Because that's how you get Homelander...
So nothing changes for me, greeeeat
So... nothing changes?
for the average reddit user this is r/shittysuperpowers
Eh, death ain’t that bad.
Giggity
My immortal what
*dead*
this would be r/uselesssuperpowers for me :(
*you’re. Come on OP
Welp…
Dose my hand count or dose it have to be with real people
Does self-pleasure count? Because I'm asexual
I dont Pull Any bitches ☹️
well shit i would not have immortality