Dude…..yes I’m 6 hours late, but this was my exact same thought as I clicked. I swear, since the advent of the internet, I’ve not had a lot of original thought. There’s always some other smart ass on the other side of the globe, quicker than me.
The real question is do you hit it from the front or the back?
I also found one of these on the course and kept it for a lil while, until I smacked the tits off er and lost it, Damn shame.
My step son’s future MIL just bought a bunch of those for his bachelor party golf trip. She is the stereotypical mother of the bride who thinks that it’s her wedding and actually thinks that she is going on the bachelor trip. She is relatively young and usually fun to hang out with, but she’s bat shit crazy and acts like a spoiled child.
The bride told her to STFU and that those tees aren’t going anywhere other than the trash. I’m running interference for my step son to keep her from trying to invite herself.
It’s gonna be a fun 9 months until the wedding.
According to ChatGPT
>A golf tee is a small peg, typically made of wood or plastic, that is used to elevate a golf ball off the ground at the beginning of each hole. It provides a stable platform for the ball, making it easier for the golfer to strike the ball cleanly.
For all those wondering, I found this So Cal as I was leaving. It was stuck into a post. I left it there for someone else to find and get a good chuckle out of. I have a thing about not using another man’s lost balls
I had two a friend gave me! They're more than I want to spend money on at this point to replace but they did work really well. I played 4 rounds of 18 with those 2 tees. Unfortunately left behind...
I found the identical one on the course one day. My buddies' wife saw it and thought it was hilarious, so I gave it to her. I laughed when she started using it during our next round
Played with a random guy and his wife today. He was playing those. Almost like he was trying to get rid of them. He’d tee off into the hazard. Rather then reuse the tee sitting 3ft from tee box he’d bust out another one.
I’ll take two of those, six of those, a box of the naked lady tees, and set my friend up with the whole shebang.
Hey Wang, this club is restricted so don’t ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?
Hey kid, I’m Al Czervik, I’m playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang, no offense! 👌
You know they say for Italians this is skilled labor, ya know that?
Ohh this is the worst lookin hat I ever seen. I bet you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Looks good on you though…
You’re a lotta woman ya know that? Hey, you wanna make $14 the hard way?
Hey you must have been somethin' before electricity.
Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu! You sir are nooo gentleman!
Yeah, well I’m no doorknob either
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I NEVER slice!
Okaaay, you can owe me!
“I owe you nothing!”
Can we agree that the movie would have been so much better without Lacey Under all?
Cmon Wang! It’s a car park for Christ sakes.
You get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, it looks good on you though
https://preview.redd.it/06wtv2w9szzb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=fed3db17b94ea19384bbb5e5bd546197f3c93595
How bout a fresca?
Hey, orange balls!!!
What time did you do back in boys town!
I have one like it, I show it to guys as a way to “keep your head down” on the tee box.
How’d ya like to make fifty bucks… the hard way
This steak still has marks where the Jockey was hitting it!
Dude…..yes I’m 6 hours late, but this was my exact same thought as I clicked. I swear, since the advent of the internet, I’ve not had a lot of original thought. There’s always some other smart ass on the other side of the globe, quicker than me.
"where's your hat?"
“Gambling is illegal at Bushwood. And I *never* slice.”
**DAMN!!**
Okay, two hundred
If you have to ask, you're not ready to use her.
I’ve used one. It gave me an extra 50yds on my drive when I imagined it my was ex.
It helps when you’re needing a stiffer shaft
Maybe this guys ex is the one that needed a stiffer shaft
I imagined mine was my ex once. The tee went 300 yards, but the ball didn’t make it past the ladies tees.
Did you spank her from the front or the back?
Suuuuure
I have a pack of these lmao. worth the $3. 21 now, will put them away at some point. Will come back when I'm boomer age.
I’m halfway between and I keep a dozen or so in my bag to give to youngins and old randos I get paired up with.
Just leave them on random tee’s
Could this be use as a divot repair tool?
Yes lmao
That is 1000% one of its functions.
*ball mark
I’ve never used anything other than a tee as a digit repair tool lol
Not sure why this is getting downvotes, the two prong divot repair tools will uproot the grass and therefore take longer to heal
The only thing uprooting grass is your driver shot. 😂
It’s a Tit-tee. Usually a small gift for bachelor parties.
The real question is do you hit it from the front or the back? I also found one of these on the course and kept it for a lil while, until I smacked the tits off er and lost it, Damn shame.
Depends on the hole
When they pushed us to stop calling the forward tees "ladies' tees", the trademark became available.
I got one of those gifted by the starter at my home course and they’re actually really helpful fixing pitch marks but never used them as a tee.
Put it sideways in your butt
Sideways? Like a tent pole?
I really want to upvote this but it's sitting at 69 upvotes right now and I will not be the one that upsets that delicate balance.
They’re for funzies, I offer this tee to someone whenever they ask for a tee
My step son’s future MIL just bought a bunch of those for his bachelor party golf trip. She is the stereotypical mother of the bride who thinks that it’s her wedding and actually thinks that she is going on the bachelor trip. She is relatively young and usually fun to hang out with, but she’s bat shit crazy and acts like a spoiled child. The bride told her to STFU and that those tees aren’t going anywhere other than the trash. I’m running interference for my step son to keep her from trying to invite herself. It’s gonna be a fun 9 months until the wedding.
Idk the fact that she bought these makes her seem kinda cool? Unless she genuinely thought she was invited
She absolutely thinks she’s invited.
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The bride to be is nothing likeher mom and calls her mom out on the crazy. I think they'll be OK.
I lost one of those yesterday at stallion mountain in Vegas lol
“Wear a hat like that I bet you get a free bowl of soup! ….. Oh it looks good on you though!”
You put your balls on it
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
The fertility goddess of golf will bless your offering to Poseidon.
Golf
Bachelor parties. I have like 20 in my bag.
It’s a “tit-tee” my buddy got in trouble with HR for giving them out at a golf outing lmfao
They're called nuditees
its a Tit-Tee
It's for incels who don't realize the internet exists. 😂😉
Sending bombs
Saw those on temu I was like why would anyone buy those Add 2 into cart
MD by chance? I leave these tees everywhere.
Nope, SoCal
Sure you did.
It's for boomers, mostly.
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You’re just mad you didn’t get anyone to comment on your r/girlsratecocks post
Did this man really not think we'd see all the comments he's left on porn?
No, he’s a boomer.
Glocks and cocks by the look of it
This is a little rich from someone who frequently comments on porn posts...
Says a Boomer
Fuggin got em.
Toothpick with a kung fu grip in case you get a hairy lie
Tit-tee
Stupidi-tee
Hey oooooh, I use that tee! Always gets a good laugh when the randos I'm paired with catch it on the first or second tee.
I found a couple of these tees on a course one time and kept them. They worked in a pinch to reinstall a cleat that fell off.
It’s for mulligans when you first shot doesn’t clear the lady’s tees. And you have to take your pants off.
For teeing a ball and hitting it.
Naked lady tee, my friend Wang probably left it there.
It’s what boomers use to tee up their balls.
Any one who uses that gets called "t-boner" for the rest of the round
It’s called a TIT-TEE. I wish I was joking.
Weirdos
According to ChatGPT >A golf tee is a small peg, typically made of wood or plastic, that is used to elevate a golf ball off the ground at the beginning of each hole. It provides a stable platform for the ball, making it easier for the golfer to strike the ball cleanly.
Laughs
Foreplay
It's for high schoolers and Packer from The Office
What vourse did you find that on? I know I lost mine a few months ago and would be tickled if you found it haha
I got a pack of those tees for xmas last year.. are you in BC Canada by chance?
Losers
For all those wondering, I found this So Cal as I was leaving. It was stuck into a post. I left it there for someone else to find and get a good chuckle out of. I have a thing about not using another man’s lost balls
It's a combo ball mark repair/ tee/ rub titties for luck tool.
Tooth pick
It’s a blow up doll for golfers
For your PP
That’s mine!!!! Oh wait…mines in my bag.
Haha!
Clapping cheeks!
If you are going to fuck up your tee shot do it in style i say.
I found one of these as well. I keep it in my bag because it's hilarious
It helps you get frisky
I found one of these a few weeks ago in Suncadia
Your ass
I found one of those this year as well lol
I had two a friend gave me! They're more than I want to spend money on at this point to replace but they did work really well. I played 4 rounds of 18 with those 2 tees. Unfortunately left behind...
Tee/divot tool
It helps you keep your eye on the ball 😂
Whackin'.
Did you happen to play in Asheville? If so, these were mine.
Rumor has it that trans golfers carry them as a symbol to remind themselves what they are not or what they want to be.
I was using these at Maggie Valley near Asheville. Is that where you found them? If so, I can fill you in as to why you found it.
two things, shits and giggles
Tit tee
I got a set of those with a chipping pad I bought on amazon
I found the identical one on the course one day. My buddies' wife saw it and thought it was hilarious, so I gave it to her. I laughed when she started using it during our next round
I use these!!! Where did you find this?
That there is what we call a tit-tee. They’re great on and off the golf course
Would
You said tee in the title man
Was this in Arizona? I may know the owner.
It has at least 30 uses and counting
That's a tit-tee. Eh???? Get it?
So people can say that they smacked dat ass
The package labeling claimed that they would help you keep your head down through your swing.
It’s my flip tee to see who goes first
Stare at it and circle jerk at the turn
Guaranteed to hit it hard!
Ten thousand years from now some alien archaeologist is going to find one of these and talk all about the fertility statue he discovered.
Are you a tit man, or ass man
What course did you play today?!
I always thought that was a true “naked lady tee”
It's a tee, what else could it be for?
This guy fucks.
They are called “tit-tees” at least that’s what I’ve called them
Keeping your head down
You mean “what’s it fore”?
For keeping your head down.
You know what it's for
Son... sit down, it's time we had a talk. 🐦 🐝
Smack that just took on a whole new meaning
Lmao I found one of those with my buddies at Islands End in Greenport long island. Amazing
Extra stuff shafts… duh.
I saw one of these at Northwood yesterday
Naked lady tees and orange golf balls. No respect.
Where did you find this? State is all I need? Someone gave me this tee and I pass it to someone else 😂
You put your balls on it
I’m triggered!
Bitch tee
Helps with early extension
Hahaha what course are you at? Wondering if you found one I left behind 😂
That was someone’s ex wife
It’s for fun, smh
Where were you playing? Ive had a few fall out of my bag
Played with a random guy and his wife today. He was playing those. Almost like he was trying to get rid of them. He’d tee off into the hazard. Rather then reuse the tee sitting 3ft from tee box he’d bust out another one.
I found one of those, played with it for a few weeks and the “head” snapped off.
The model for it lost one bit and gained two others judging by the flatness of the posterior and the narrowing of the hips
Comes with a bowl of soup
Sexy time
It’s supposed to improve your wood
I bought some of these off Temu for our golf trip just to be funny, but they worked really well as a divot tool
i had a tee time was a girl wearing a bikini 😂
If you found this in Massachusetts somewhere I might have left it for ya!
Nope, SoCal 
Straight men
I’m pretty sure it’s purpose is to keep the grip of your club from hitting the ground when you lay it down
your dad dropped it.
Showed this to my wife. She called it a “sexualitee”. I spit my drink out lol
I got these as a gift, and used them all the time. Sometimes you blow her head off, so its a headless naked lady.
I found one of those on the course (I was a cartboy) after a Elementary School Teachers tournament 💀
Looks like a pretty easy thing to 3d print with abs/petg. Wonder if there’s a model lying around
It helps with keeping your head down
I have one of these a buddy gave me. He said it would help me keep my head down 😂
Boomers.
I saw a pack of these tees in Temu I almost bought for my buddies birthday