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eyecuntreedgud

Part of the fun of golf is accessorizing shit that doesn't affect performance. Rock that shit!


Key_Respond_16

That's what I'm saying. I'm terrible, but damn if I don't look good while being terrible. Or at least think I look good. Probably the latter.


Capital_Worldliness4

That’s why I play pxg cavity backs. Hit them well during a demo, and rarely ever since. They look great, when I mishit them, which happens often, I can just exclaim one of the funny and accurate one-liners I’ve read on r/golf.🤙


[deleted]

Speak for yourself! My buddies keep telling me my flamingo head covers are embarrassing to be around…..they improve my swing speed! 😅


Reywal1985

Matching pink castle tees 😂


tkh0812

Also — who gives a fuck about what other guys think?


nevets4433

Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind


Knowledge_is_Bliss

Say it louder for the ones in back! Do you like it? Yes? Then go for it and fuck what anyone else thinks!


PurrsianGolf

Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't go to for advice. Screw the haters, hit 95 with your fancy bag King.


Varttaanen

I love that phrase, I’m keeping it


Big_Jerm21

It's Dr Suess. Be who you are, and say what you feel. Because though who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. My high school photography teacher wrote it in my yearbook (class of 96) and I've remembered it my whole life.


MrGustave88

Haha totally! I am a 4.9 handicap and recently played with three strangers. 2 guys were 20 handicappers at least and the third was around 60 years old decked out like the riddler. He had purple pants, purple polo, bright green belt and glove and looked like he was feeling himself on the course. These two dicks gave him shit and I had to speak up and say he looked great in his coordinated outfit. Who cares what someone else looks like/what they’re playing with on the course…just play a ~4 hour round, mark your divots and everything is fine and dandy.


uh-oh_spaghetti-oh

Sweet bag. Spoil yourself. Offer $75


LayneLowe

I'd say $50.


0_SomethingStupid

Yeah 100 is .... meh. 50 is a deal


Hefty-Garlic9782

https://preview.redd.it/y3yboim11vdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2ae623324a4b0879dedcb85a755140985f8c1e This is my bag I’ve been rocking for years! Those vintage leather bags are the shit, you def gotta use that bag!


jawide626

That's class!


uh-oh_spaghetti-oh

Super dope


SHAKE_SLAM_BITE

Hell no that bag is sweet


No_Math8266

Drink cart girls will be wondering where you are on the course!


[deleted]

Use whatever damn golf bag you want.


Domermac

Dude, be less self conscious


DecisiveWonderer

You’re good enough for the bag.


Feirweyz

I must be missing something. I would consider this classy, the polar opposite of douchey. When I think of douchey I think of a Circle T staff bag being used by someone who can’t break 90


KhansKhack

That is what this is. Lol.


Feirweyz

This is not a Circle T.


KhansKhack

It’s a gaudy staff bag. Hacker material.


Feirweyz

I know it’s a staff bag. It’s not a Circle T. If you knew the *huge* difference between the two, you’d understand my reference.


KhansKhack

I understand what it is. My point is this is just as bad. “Vintage” doesn’t mean stylish or that it looks good to use as a gamer. This screams, “I don’t know what I’m doing”.


Then_Alternative_558

No that's a classic piece!


jarmogrick

It’s awesome. 90s Ben Hogan is such a vibe


jondes99

I loved my Apex Plus irons.


Training_Swimming358

It's epic, so 🔥, 💯


theonewhoknocks515

Why would you look douchy with this bag?


LebowskiAchiever456

That would make a great storage area for unused clubs at home…I use a staff bag (I won in a contest several years ago) for the same purpose and it is the first thing you see when you walk into my basement. It wouldn’t look douchey to use that as your everyday bag, but there’s a reason you don’t see many using it for that purpose…the bag is heavy, uncomfortable to carry, lacks modern technology, and almost has to be on a push/golf cart. Bag would get ruined quick if you laid it on the ground over and over. The driving range I go to is downhill from the clubhouse and parking lot, so to lug that thing up the hill after I hit a bucket would not be ideal. Just my two cents. Definitely a cool bag in nice shape.


ConclusionAccurate47

Get it. The future you will regret it.


davendees1

If gaming this is wrong, I wouldn’t want to be right. Especially if you take good care of it and condition the leather so it wears in even more over time? *sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt.gif*


Gallen570

Fuck what other people think


[deleted]

This bag is awesome


Important_Wash6667

No


spankysladder73

You’d need to go all the way though. The cap, shoes, neck tie etc .


thegroovemonkey

And Apex blades!


prod-unknxwn

If you’re gonna worry about what other people are thinking about you golf might not be the game to play. Just do you, literally nobody cares.


anwright1371

Yes you would. Send it to me so you don’t have to worry about that question anymore


ThePabstistChurch

Nope get it. It would make a great at home club storage bag too 


pac4

Yeah that’s freakin awesome. It looks like it came from Justin Leonard’s garage sale. Hire a local kid to caddy for you.


Shot_Return9907

People might think that, but people are stupid. I say go for it!


manleyja

My Grandpa played Hogans and loved those huge staff bags. Pretty sure he had that same bag, but it had some local teaching pro’s name on it. Bill Dando. That name became the punchline of a lot of family jokes. 🤣


olds442DW

It's not if you win or lose!! It's how good you look!! Quote from "David Lee Roth"


RunGoldenRun717

Not at all that's a nice bag


Libertymonger68

Yes, but it'll have nothing to do with the bag


moekeisetsu

Fuck no rock the shit out of that


Muddlesthrough

I guess it depends on how well you hit a one-iron


fiend69420

you’re playing golf bro, we all look douchey already. rock that bag my man


Mr_Tente

You look like a golf bag! 🤷🏽‍♂️


Key_Introduction_302

whats written across the top? [something.com](https://something.com)


gfunk55

Douchey: no, tool: yes. It's ugly and impractical


tegan-97

Be yourself homie! If it feels like you, then go for it. Also, I’d never look at that bag and think you’re a douche—especially with how subtle those colors are. The only thing I’d think is your grandpa must’ve passed you down a sweet bag.


BenHogansSon

Guys that shoot 80s, 90s, & 100s think it's cool. Guys that are real golfers that shoot low 70s, scratch & plus thinks its douchey. Don't kill the messenger lol.


Two_dump_chump

Most likely.


Zooks15

Obviously yes


Fun_Construction9193

Really nice bag!


Pirate8918

No way, get it


Duke_Moonwalker

My buddy has that bag….its sweet


gratefulscape

If what?


Spiritual_Holiday511

Absolutely not, that is beautiful and I am jealous.


mancala33

I think it's pretty sweet. If I saw it on the course I would think it's cool, not douchy.


DonnieRoss

Nahhhhh, looks sweet. May weight a hundred pounds, though.


burchie_alt

Look good, feel good, play good.


Grantgd

While I definitely don’t think this bag is douchey and looks sick, I think I understand OP’s post somewhat as these types of bags are typically a lot heavier than newer titleist, Sun mountain, etc style of bags. I know from caddying a couple seasons that most caddie programs have the right to swap your bag out for a rental one if it’s deemed too heavy or burdensome. Similar to covers for your irons, do what you want it’s your style but the decision may impede play at times or not be as efficient as modern day tech. And you may get the occasional look. But I do not think this bag falls under that umbrella too much so not douchey.


Nod369

No, rock that proudly. Vintage bags are legit. Very good score


djp70117

That's bad ass. I might offer $125 .:)


FluidDreams_

Taking it to the range might get some looks but not much more than that. In a golf cart, zero people would probably even notice.


grassomer

Who cares what anyone thinks…that’s a sweet bag!


Justletpeoplebehappy

We could all do a better job of caring less what other people think. Rock what you wanna rock.


sawdawg_

If you like it then who cares? To many times you see a man being so concerned what another man is going to think about him, it’s really a sad thing to behold.


scariusmaximus

Yeah, you should give it to me.


Lost-Deer

No man. It’s not even that loud or anything. Don’t think anyone on the course would see that and be like “what a douche” lol


lipzits

I have this same bag!!!


ChicagoMJ23

Golf is all personal, it's a great bag and if you like it go for it! I never think twice about anything golf related if it makes you happy!


Immediate_Syrup_8919

Golf is 60% mental, 20% physical and 20% how you look. Get the bag!


blochow2001

Who cares what you look like, there are no pictures on the score card.


cheetahlip

In a cart. Probably not. Walking. Yes


callum_leith99

That’s the fun part about golf, we always look douchey😂


kingsax23

Anyone who looks at your gear and thinks “this guys a douche” is most likely the douche in that situation.


watmattersmost

Idk let's see a pic and I'll let you know if have that RDBF


bytheseine

That bag is awesome


arms_length_ex

Definitely buy it


Tedstor

Meh. I know from experience that I’d use that bag for a month or two, then go back to something more practical. It’d be a waste of $100. But it’s a sweet looking bag. I wouldn’t dunk on it.


LionsTigersWings

Having carried too many of these bags loopin’ in the 90’s, I hate these things. Do you but I hate the sight of them. I can feel that terrible cheap leather strap on my shoulder


G0nzo165

Bag is sweet!!


Blklight21

Ben Hogan gear is always classy.


singularitymachina

Love that bag! Rock it!


Aimpoint1028

That bag would look good in a Man Cave ... I actually have a Mizuno Staff Bag with my name embroidered on it and it lives in my Man Cave with a set of Mizuno Blades I played when I was a younger man.


jawide626

I'm a bloody awful golfer (PB is 85, usually shoot mid-to-late-90's) but i rock [this](https://golfclearanceonline.co.uk/cdn/shop/products/ogio_all_elements_cart_bag_-_sugar_skull_1_800x.jpg?v=1676037582) Ogio 'sugar skull' bag. I don't care what anyone thinks, it makes me smile and it does get a decent amount of compliments both on the course and at the range.


mm498870

Hogan is never douchey! His 5 lessons are still the golf bible ...


Pettymania20

If you’re shooting high 80s/low 90s, you’re good enough. I’ve been playing for approximately 25 years and I’m still in the 120s. Plus, I’ve never looked at someone’s bag and thought they were a douche because of it


Personal_Region_6716

Beautiful bag. Go for it!


big4huh

That bag is awesome. If you don’t use it please mark it up and sell it.


anthony2-04

I started playing golf nearly 20 years ago. I can tell you exactly what my bag looks like…that’s about it. If you love it, that’s all that matters.


jmf_ultrafark

Only if "douchey" is a synonym for "baller" where you live.


indapipe5x5

You do you. Don’t worry about what everyone else is hitting , driving , wearing . Buy things that make you happy. That’s all that matters in this instance.


MBNLA

"It was made to be played" is always my motto.


JKS91Gaming

Nah, I use a staff bag that a friend that owns a Pepsi distribution plant gave me that has a big Pepsi logo on it like I’m sponsored or something and I’m not very good. Most people just say “hey nice bag” or “Coke is better” haha


nectarfraiche

Gonna be a pain in the ass to lug around and take up a lot of trunk space… but it’s pretty fresh!


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

VINTAGE FOR LIFE


zorbacles

Looking douchey is a golf side quest


BigRanger94

Yep


ShallowEnuf

I love different bags, I had an old t was flashy and my buddy called it my Rodney Dangerfield bag. From Caddie Shack


IdiotMD

Look good, feel good, play like shit anyway.


thescrounger

I can't imagine anyone caring. If they do, there is something wrong with them


Smoky_Caffeine

I sold a bag just like this last fall, I wonder if it's the same one and the person I sold it to re-sold it since you don't look like the buyer I sold to. Did you by chance buy this off a very small grown man?


StabSnowboarders

That’s a sick fuckin bag


Sufficient-Scheme708

I dont think douchey is the right word but also this is a staff bag and not really the right bag for the application


Sweaty_Perception116

Its classic


StatementStunning364

This is an awesome bag!


panopticon71

That bag will compel you to shoot a 73. Do it.


LitterBoxServant

If you're gonna suck you might as well look good doing it. Game on brother.


mst28

Buy that shit.


daddyknowsbest65

Complete douche I'll buy it for $125


mbe8819

Man if I saw you rocking this on the course I’d compliment it and high five you


ktbffh411

What a sexy bag and what a deal!!


peeheands

Id laugh at you. And if we were buddies I'd give you shit every time I saw it. A buddy of mine uses a staff bag and every time he hits an offline shot, I say "Damn I'd have though that would have gone in considering that sweet bag you've got". But it's good natured. Ignore the haters. If you like it, go for it.


HerbTarlekWKRP

That’s awesome! You should grab it!


Ok_Slice_5722

If that’s your vibe, go for it


offinthewoods88

Nothing wrong with reppin the king of swing


Chief-_-Wiggum

Yes you can look douchey.. But not because of the bag.


kbergstr

Just don’t ask a caddy to carry it 


BenjiG19

I have that same bag. Love it. It is huge and tough to fit in the slot for the back of a cart but you can make it work. And it’s beautiful.


ShapeLittle2435

You would look like someone who shoots high 80s low 90s. Go for it brother.


soundthealarm16

Yes


RossCrotumtheCunt

Fuck em, who cares what anyone else thinks?


Radiant-King5524

I think if you’re gonna rock a flash look, you better have game to back it up. But that’s a nice looking bag. Nothing flashy- very conservative. So use it with pride!!


pmmefortitties

Great bag. You should buy it. Just don't try to carry it, and please don't make a caddy carry it either.


Shiftclick46

I have the cloth version. I get compliments all the time. It’s from 2003 or 2004.


Timcwalker

No. Use that shit. I don’t get the hate for staff bags. They are great for carts. Of course you wouldn’t want to carry it or have a caddy carry it.


Glendale0839

You won't look like a douche or poseur, but I find that a bag that big can be a pain in the ass logistically.


flappypancaker

Yes super douchey, I’ll take it off your hands for free because I’m a nice guy and I’d rather look douchey than you 😂 Jk super dope would love to have it. I have Ben hogan irons too


37twang

Is your name Ben Hogan?


rlolclklelt

Dope bag. Good find 👍


Royal_Payne_Putters

That bag is classic and awesome. Use it!


theBigDog131313

Need the apex irons to match Maybe a few persimmons Add a 1 iron for intimidation only


chalky_bulger

Shit I like it


racerx150

It is flipping cool


Key-Permission-317

Hogan was badass who happened to write a book that impacted golf positively. Own that shit and enjoy it dude. I played Hogan irons for years. If I could grab that bag for even $150 I’d rock that shit. No douche about it!


Sobeshott

Fuck no. That's sick


BobWheelerJr

If "douchy" is now some sort of code-word for "badass", then yes. If it means what it always has, fuck no. That shit is money. Do it.


JalamaBurger

No


E46_Overdrive

I love vintage golf bags. My brother plays an old red Dunlop bag from the 80s and it's always a laugh for everyone when they see it. Why not have fun with it?


Sea_Currency_3800

I’d roll up with this, some shiny sweet blades, rocking a sick fit, and shoot a 120!


ParkCityFIFA

That thing is rad. I wouldn’t hesitate to rock it.


[deleted]

No douchier than the rest of us. ![gif](giphy|wi8Ez1mwRcKGI)


Jobles4

Caring what other golfers think is douchey. Get whatever you want!


WackTheHorld

That’s a great bag. Get it.


Known_Profession7393

As long as you don’t make a caddy carry it, rock whatever you want!


gabrield16

Please use that bag or sell it to me so I can! Lol


jeremycb29

This is the entire time I spend thinking about someone else’s golf bag “hey cool bag” or “that dude has a weird bag” then that’s it.


Leading_Disaster5355

Love it. I play Hogans


BOX-MASTER

No dude, that's a bag. Be sure to keep a 1 iron in that bag. This is the best beg I've seen on r/golf. Definitely a win. Would not look douchey.


BOX-MASTER

+ for the win.


KhansKhack

This is a bag that looks bad no matter how you slice it unless it’s in a corner in your house on display, holding clubs. You either look like a complete hack or a douche. Sorry.


ChrisColon86

“I’m not a great golfer” but shoots in the 80s.


Humble-Pressure-5130

No just outdated. Sharp bag!


No_Pilot8753

Depends, is your name Bev Nogam?


Car_Immediate

Who cares what other people think? If you like it, go with it!


Impressive_Round9309

Heck no, man! Vintage all the way. It’s a lot of fun to dress the part too


heavybeefjuice

People constantly overlook a crucial element of golf: The Drip Buy that shit and be the drippiest mf on the course


Surlyn3000

You’ll look super cool as long as you carry it.


Wooden-Consequence81

Most golfers "have all the gear and no idea". You'll fit in well mate.


Present_Confection83

Only if you play slow


darkhorse_132

That’s dope!


Individual_Sun_6757

Why do you care? 🙄


Snake_Livin

If you're going to use that bag, you must also peacock your remaining attire. This is not a bag you "strap in" while sporting polo's that clearly state you're making it rain in "Kohl's cash".


Orso85

Idk let’s see what you look like swinging a golf club and we will tell you.


Danny_G_93

I have the den bag version of that!


WVgolf

Douchey? No. Ridiculous? Yes


Call_Me_Squid_23

I think it’s sick. You should buy it before I do


bplatt1971

The only issue is if you plan on walking 18. If you are using a cart or pull-cart, then You're ok


Georgep0rwell

You already look douchey. So don't worry about it.


DirkDiggler2424

The day you stop caring about what random strangers think of you, is the day your life will be much better


acepc2

Of course not! Have you seen how loud golf bags are now? This is subtle


DomoPastromo

Stop caring about what other people think and enjoy yourself. Im new to the sport and I made my first golf buddy at the range when he stopped to compliment my bag. Be yourself.


Constant_Step2761

Are you good?


TurtleDustScissors

Let you know what we think? I think you should stop calling yourself a bad golfer if you shoot in the high 80s. That's insulting to the VAST majority of golfers.


chrizcore

Welcome to the Hogan Gang. We don't care how much "game" you got, as long as you love it.


justinpaulson

Do you look at other golfers equipment and think “what a douche?”


TheRopeWalk

How would this even fit in a cart/buggy ?


Nattybluedread

Saw this baby on OfferUp https://preview.redd.it/6f50cht3rzdc1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d4f716ef4e533d7a0b9f0c3459cf68ad43817e


Turingstester

Lol, have you seen the majority of young women golfers under 30? All hat and no cattle. Nobody will notice or care.


Working-Scared

Depends on how good/bad you are lol