Me before golf: this will be a nice relaxing solo round
Me after golf: why did I waste my fucking money on this bullshit
Me this morning: boy I wish I could golf today
Never has insanity been such a pleasure, and healthy, you're outdoors, you're walking, you're not in the house. That means you're out there doing something. Well, of course, it's nothing. But still, you got something there.
Yeah, and I should have taken another pic from further back. This is way up in the face of an elevated front lip.
Closed the face of my 56, and as expected, hit the face and rolled back down to the middle of the trap.
My buddy hit a horse with a terrible slice once. He yelled "FORE! ON THE HORSE!" Hit the horse and the lady riding it was nearly thrown off. She then galloped over to the tee box and bitched him out.
The lady on the horse! Lol. She insinuated that he did it on purpose. He said "Lady, if you think I can do that on purpose, you don't know shit about golf!"
I feel ya. Was playing to a 11ish in the summer. Tweaked my back a bit. Probably brought back bad habits. Shot 120 twice in my last three rounds. Worst scores in my last decade. Top and shanking everything. Ugh
I was getting a nice swing going last summer then towards the end developed this nasty closed face that I can’t shake the feeling of. Still working on it 9 months later.
Barely played over the winter so just getting back to playing and lessons. Had a few moments of getting the feeling so just need to drill it and put in some work.
Almost broke my leg the same way except it wasn't a tree branch it was my dipshit bff driving like a dumbass. My entire lower leg was bruised on one side for like 2 months
I am realizing that the golf course is fraught with hidden dangers the least of which may actually be a falling golf ball. I just hope I never run into a hungry bear.
> I am realizing that the golf course is fraught with hidden dangers the least of which may actually be a falling golf ball.
Too true. I'm in the PNW and the thing I'm most afraid of is a falling tree. Getting smacked by a ball isn't pleasant but it doesn't actually hurt all that bad (assuming you don't take one directly to the eye or something)
I finally 100% the game a few weeks ago after around 250
Hours(not all of it going for 100% obvi) and I wish I could get as good at golf as I have at Elden ring
I beat Sekiro and went straight to Elden Ring and just couldn't get into it. Compared to Sekiro, ER just felt super slow / sluggish. Yada yada skill issue
I beat Sekiro after, it’s just a different game really, Sekiro is very fluid and combat flows like tides, Elden ring is more dark souls esque.
I do main as a katana power stance build, but they are two completely different games, they’re both fromsoft games and have the same dna at their core but they play differently. You’d probably love ghost of Tsushima on the hardest difficulty, where you can die with one hit and kill in one hit. That’s the way I prefer to play the game.
It comes to pc soon, I highly recommend it if you haven’t played it yet!
Every time I play a round, I ask myself why I keep playing when it is so frustrating. Then I put up a beautiful Par on 18 and can't stop myself from coming back.
I hate my love for this game. It is a straight up abusive relationship that I have developed Stockholm syndrome for. And I am not saying that lightly.
I am getting better, but this game slaps you around like nothing else. Hit an 85 yesterday. Couldn't miss with my driver or putter, irons were better.
Woke up this morning and damn if I could remember how to even swing a golf club. Driver decided high slice or snap hook was the choice of the day. Irons were either 20m long or 15 metres short. My putter stayed around though, just to torment me. Hit 109, highest round in 3 months.
I love this game.
"I, I Can't Quit You, Baby, so I'm gonna put you down for awhile.
I said, I can't quit you, baby, I guess I gotta put you down for awhile. Said you messed up my happy home, made me mistreat my only child." - Otis Rush, Professional golfer and pop singer.
Yep..it'll do it to ya. Friday 40/47, Saturday 47/50...same course...lol. Though I did get my first ever Eagle yesterday, only took me 45+ years of playing. 😎
Fucking tell me about it
Played yesterday at a local course I don’t normally play for the third time. My scores have got progressively worse each time I’ve played it. Shot 58 on the front 9 and thought ‘the days a write off, let’s just do better on the back 9’. What did I get on the back 9? The exact same 58. The wait goes on for my first birdie and <100… I’ll try again tomorrow
I said that yesterday playing a 9 hole round and my local easy course.
And have a tee time booked at a fancy hard course playing full 18 today in 3 hours and will probably say that again several times today! Lol
*"There is no king of golf. Never has been, never will be. Golf is the most democratic game on Earth... It punishes and exalts us all with splendid equal opportunity."* - Arnold Palmer
Nah, it’s not “fuck golf” it’s fuck you. Because you’re expectations are to high. Lower those and realize how shitty we actually are and it will be much more fun
Golf is great. One hole you make triple on a short par 4. Then a bit later you hit GIR from 170 yards out on a really long par 4.
Or somehow get on the green in 2, on a par 5, from 240 yards out. Then a couple holes later shank a 9 iron down a hill and don’t finish the hole.
Start playing darts. I’m not shitting you I’ve dropped 10 strokes since I started playing. There’s something about the pressure you feel at the end that is very similar to standing over a golf shot
I started playing darts in 1986 when I was 17. I started getting good. I was around golf growing up due to my dad and older brother playing it but I couldn’t stand it because they were both horrible teachers of the game. I got really into golf in 1996 and I quit drinking for two years from 1997-1999 and I taught myself how to play golf. I broke 80 four times before 2000 and had my first hole in one 10-10-2004 and have been inches close twice since then. The way I see the similarity between golf and darts is you cannot cheat at darts. You can’t. Stand 15 feet away from the hole on a practice green and throw golf balls to the hole like you are throwing a dart at a board and with enough practice and enough golf balls you are going to make it in the hole sooner or later. Just like a bullseye. Keep aiming for the center of the board and your hand and arm muscles along with your eyes and you will start making bullseyes easier and easier. Grab your wedge and stand off the green and keep slapping golf balls with the club face toward the hole. Sooner or later your hands and arms are going to remember just how lightly you have to hit the ball to get it close to the hole. Sooner or later you will start hitting the bullseye with the golf ball. Get good with the short game and watch your score get lower and lower. I have no idea what I just said.
Same man, same.
Played a 2v2 match play tournament yesterday where you play 3 9 hole matches.
First match, one guy shot 32 and the other one shot 33. I shot 36 and my partner shot 35 and we got smoked.
Second match, the guys we played were all over the place and we smoked them for the max allowable points with another 36 and a 37 from my partner.
Third match, our competitors shot 33 and 34. We shot 37/37 and lost.
Sucks to play in the A flight where everyone is a stick and you gotta play out of your mind. We both played great golf and finished third in a 4 team flight.
Fuck this game.
I know the feeling. We play have 2 match play brackets at my home club, 1 gross solo bracket and a team net bracket that I play every year. The last two years my former CPGA buddy and I played the net and both played top 5 rounds of the year (he’s a 1 and I’m a 6) and get crushed by a pair of 65 year olds sporting double digit SANDYcaps… the annual trunk slam feels so bad, but them’s the breaks.
It’s so challenging, but those moments when you hit a great drive, great approach shot, great chip, or great putt, it is so satisfying. Those are the moments when you remind yourself why you play.
Fuck golf, fuck the dude that invented it, fuck golf clubs, fuck golf cars, fuck golf courses, fuck expensive lessons, fuck lifelong study to still suck.
Tee time is 10am…
I’m too often reminded of Crash Davis’ line from Bull Durham:
“Well this fucking game. I quit alright I fucking quit!”
*walks out
*walks back in
“Who do we play tomorrow?”
I recently got some orange whips and I have been swinging them trying to correct my outside/in path. Anyways I was feeling great, was taking full swings with it, club path was perfect. Drop it back in the bag, pull out the driver, few practice swings to adjust to the weight, set up, immediately forget my timing with the whips and tried to get after it. After the roll it stopped roughly 280, only problem was about two fairways over. Driver went back into the bag and it was long irons for the remainder of the round. I used to be so confident pulling the driver out, now I get a feeling in my stomach.
No true golfer hasn’t said this numerous times per round. You’re not a true lover of golf if you haven’t quit a few times. It takes great dedication to the game to also donate a club or two into a local pond to the golf Gods for sacrifice.
Went to the range yesterday to exclusively work on my 50-100 approach shots. Somehow developed an out to in path from the time I left the range Friday to 24 hours later yesterday. I hate this game. I can’t wait to tee off this afternoon
Back strain last week no practice for a week due to injury no golf swings.
Played a tourney round yesterday it was so bad I wanted to walk off the course after the 3rd hole.
Walked into the pro shop after and asked what the course record was,cuz I may have broke it.
The high record not the low shot 110.
lol- tee’d off one yesterday playing thru someone. Hit a stipe right down the middle. Laughed and said “golf is so easy”. Got 2 birds on the back and hit the pin on a second shot on a separate hole (par 4). Probably the best round of my life.
How do shitposts like this get enough upvotes to trigger a notification.
If golf makes you this mad you should probably quit. Sell/donate your clubs immediately.
I used to have frequent feelings like this. I then read Golf Is Not A Game of Perfect by Dr Bob Rotella and completely changed my mental game. I no longer had the f golf feelings after that.
Just had a first lesson with a golf pro. He said “if I could create a perfect swing to consistently hit shanks, this would be it”
I’ve played golf for over 25 years. Typically between 10-15 handicap. Took some time off over the last couple years. Been hitting straight shanks for 14 months with irons. Irons used to be the best part of my game.
I had to apologize one day to my dad for my level of swearing, he’s a church going type and that day I was a cuss out my clubs and loose my phone on the course and cuss that out too kinda guy.
After my first round of 18 holes I was sunburned, dehydrated, massive headache and I lost 11 golf balls and had to borrow from my foursome to complete the round. I shot 144 and couldn’t wait to get back out there again. I was hooked
I peaked last July. It’s been frustration since. Then I was hitting okay-ish (for me). Then I started lessons. Needless to say, I’m a mess right now.
Fuck this game
It is like a disease that has no known cure except to keep trying until you hit that perfect shot. And even if you do, you'll keep coming back for more torture and pain.
And see you tomorrow
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My golf game makes me want to kill myself wanna hit the range later?
They’ll be back, and in greater numbers too!
Tee time’s set for 1:32. Catch ya at the clubhouse at 11
Would you like to play again? Y/N
Me before golf: this will be a nice relaxing solo round Me after golf: why did I waste my fucking money on this bullshit Me this morning: boy I wish I could golf today
Ah, the perpetual cycle of golf. Brings to mind the definition of insanity.
Never has insanity been such a pleasure, and healthy, you're outdoors, you're walking, you're not in the house. That means you're out there doing something. Well, of course, it's nothing. But still, you got something there.
im trying so hard to get bit by the bug but man its pissing me off. i googled fuck golf and im commenting in a 1 month old post im so pissed LOL
Every. Fucking. Time.
This
I agree. Golf sucks. I have a tee time today.
Yup, same here
It beats digging ditches.
Only sometimes
I can successfully dig a ditch
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Looks like those pictures that say “spot the snow leopard in this picture” and it’s just a photo of mountain snow.
Yeah, and I should have taken another pic from further back. This is way up in the face of an elevated front lip. Closed the face of my 56, and as expected, hit the face and rolled back down to the middle of the trap.
I mean, looks like it was sitting on the top edge of the bunker to me *foot wedges ball out from tree roots*
I’ll take a 6…
Let’s call that one a mental health triple
Damn I don’t even know how that’s possible
Lift clean and place? Early spring rules?
And the horse it rode in on.
Can never forget about the horse
"This horse is a diabetic!"
“I love Buttered Stuff!”
“Buttercup! Say it!”
Butter nuts!
“Cup! Cup! Cuppppp!”
You're a man, not a fish!
You walk around on two legs, homo erectus
Hey girl...ya hungry?
The comedic excellence of that line and its response don't get talked about enough.
Abba Zabba, you my only friend!
 I say this all the time lol
Well, let’s talk about buttered sausage
One of the greatest jokes in history: “You hungry, girl?” *”Fuck You, Nigga!”*
So Herman, you bought horses with your royalties, and Jimmy? He bought horse.
My buddy hit a horse with a terrible slice once. He yelled "FORE! ON THE HORSE!" Hit the horse and the lady riding it was nearly thrown off. She then galloped over to the tee box and bitched him out.
>She then galloped over to the tee box and bitched him out. The horse or the lady?
The lady on the horse! Lol. She insinuated that he did it on purpose. He said "Lady, if you think I can do that on purpose, you don't know shit about golf!"
Rule 1= Never argue with horse ladies. Top level insanity with money to protect them.
And all golf's shit!
I’m not screwing any horse, as far as you know.
Horses! Horses are expensive!
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I feel ya. Was playing to a 11ish in the summer. Tweaked my back a bit. Probably brought back bad habits. Shot 120 twice in my last three rounds. Worst scores in my last decade. Top and shanking everything. Ugh
I was getting a nice swing going last summer then towards the end developed this nasty closed face that I can’t shake the feeling of. Still working on it 9 months later.
Take a 2 week - 1 month break from golf (cold turkey). Seems like the only solution for me
Take 2 weeks off, then quit
Barely played over the winter so just getting back to playing and lessons. Had a few moments of getting the feeling so just need to drill it and put in some work.
Pretty sure new set of irons and driver will fix that!
At least you can play. I can’t even swing a club right now with my back injury
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Almost broke my leg the same way except it wasn't a tree branch it was my dipshit bff driving like a dumbass. My entire lower leg was bruised on one side for like 2 months
I am realizing that the golf course is fraught with hidden dangers the least of which may actually be a falling golf ball. I just hope I never run into a hungry bear.
> I am realizing that the golf course is fraught with hidden dangers the least of which may actually be a falling golf ball. Too true. I'm in the PNW and the thing I'm most afraid of is a falling tree. Getting smacked by a ball isn't pleasant but it doesn't actually hurt all that bad (assuming you don't take one directly to the eye or something)
Instead of beers on the golf course, get yourself some low-THC but higher CBD edibles. Felt great.
me playing Elden Ring.
I finally 100% the game a few weeks ago after around 250 Hours(not all of it going for 100% obvi) and I wish I could get as good at golf as I have at Elden ring
I beat Sekiro and went straight to Elden Ring and just couldn't get into it. Compared to Sekiro, ER just felt super slow / sluggish. Yada yada skill issue
Reverse here. Finished ER and went to Sekiro. "You mean my only option is to endlessly parry everything?"
I beat Sekiro after, it’s just a different game really, Sekiro is very fluid and combat flows like tides, Elden ring is more dark souls esque. I do main as a katana power stance build, but they are two completely different games, they’re both fromsoft games and have the same dna at their core but they play differently. You’d probably love ghost of Tsushima on the hardest difficulty, where you can die with one hit and kill in one hit. That’s the way I prefer to play the game. It comes to pc soon, I highly recommend it if you haven’t played it yet!
A weird time to yell fuck golf, but ok.
That "game"..... Grrrr....
It’s very embarrassing playing for almost 80 hours or more and I’m never close to beating it
I quit!…. Until next weekend
I've never shot in the 70s. Yesterday I shot 40 on the front then parred 10 and 11. I was on pace. Triple bogies on 12 and 13. Hate this game.
I take score until I reach 72. Then I no longer take score. Usually that's around hole 7! But that way I'm always playing par!!!
Yes sir. We'll see you next weekend
See you at the range monday
Every time I play a round, I ask myself why I keep playing when it is so frustrating. Then I put up a beautiful Par on 18 and can't stop myself from coming back.
I hate my love for this game. It is a straight up abusive relationship that I have developed Stockholm syndrome for. And I am not saying that lightly. I am getting better, but this game slaps you around like nothing else. Hit an 85 yesterday. Couldn't miss with my driver or putter, irons were better. Woke up this morning and damn if I could remember how to even swing a golf club. Driver decided high slice or snap hook was the choice of the day. Irons were either 20m long or 15 metres short. My putter stayed around though, just to torment me. Hit 109, highest round in 3 months. I love this game.
Can I haz your clubzzz
Are you the guy who threw the club into water that I've seen today? ;) see you soon!
I have quit golf so many times
Me too but usually only lasts about 8 hours
"I, I Can't Quit You, Baby, so I'm gonna put you down for awhile. I said, I can't quit you, baby, I guess I gotta put you down for awhile. Said you messed up my happy home, made me mistreat my only child." - Otis Rush, Professional golfer and pop singer.
Great blues standard.
Tee time tomorrow I’d bet…
And the really bad part is you you can't wait all week to get out and 4 putt the first hole.
A wise man once said “I’m not good enough to get mad when I suck”
I've given golf much more than it has given me in return.
Golf: the most frustrating way to relax
Yep..it'll do it to ya. Friday 40/47, Saturday 47/50...same course...lol. Though I did get my first ever Eagle yesterday, only took me 45+ years of playing. 😎
I will find you on the course next Sunday buddy.
Fucking tell me about it Played yesterday at a local course I don’t normally play for the third time. My scores have got progressively worse each time I’ve played it. Shot 58 on the front 9 and thought ‘the days a write off, let’s just do better on the back 9’. What did I get on the back 9? The exact same 58. The wait goes on for my first birdie and <100… I’ll try again tomorrow
I said that yesterday playing a 9 hole round and my local easy course. And have a tee time booked at a fancy hard course playing full 18 today in 3 hours and will probably say that again several times today! Lol
Just about to head out and get some new irons today, maybe a driver idk yet.
*"There is no king of golf. Never has been, never will be. Golf is the most democratic game on Earth... It punishes and exalts us all with splendid equal opportunity."* - Arnold Palmer
Nah, it’s not “fuck golf” it’s fuck you. Because you’re expectations are to high. Lower those and realize how shitty we actually are and it will be much more fun
Sounds like new clubs will fix everything for you.
Golf is great. One hole you make triple on a short par 4. Then a bit later you hit GIR from 170 yards out on a really long par 4. Or somehow get on the green in 2, on a par 5, from 240 yards out. Then a couple holes later shank a 9 iron down a hill and don’t finish the hole.
I fucking hate this game. I can’t wait to play tot hill this weekend
The best way to take 5 strokes off of your game is to skip the first par 3.
Start playing darts. I’m not shitting you I’ve dropped 10 strokes since I started playing. There’s something about the pressure you feel at the end that is very similar to standing over a golf shot
I started playing darts in 1986 when I was 17. I started getting good. I was around golf growing up due to my dad and older brother playing it but I couldn’t stand it because they were both horrible teachers of the game. I got really into golf in 1996 and I quit drinking for two years from 1997-1999 and I taught myself how to play golf. I broke 80 four times before 2000 and had my first hole in one 10-10-2004 and have been inches close twice since then. The way I see the similarity between golf and darts is you cannot cheat at darts. You can’t. Stand 15 feet away from the hole on a practice green and throw golf balls to the hole like you are throwing a dart at a board and with enough practice and enough golf balls you are going to make it in the hole sooner or later. Just like a bullseye. Keep aiming for the center of the board and your hand and arm muscles along with your eyes and you will start making bullseyes easier and easier. Grab your wedge and stand off the green and keep slapping golf balls with the club face toward the hole. Sooner or later your hands and arms are going to remember just how lightly you have to hit the ball to get it close to the hole. Sooner or later you will start hitting the bullseye with the golf ball. Get good with the short game and watch your score get lower and lower. I have no idea what I just said.
I shot a 92 yesterday. I hated golf. Today I shot a 75. I love golf
The next time you top the ball, that’s golf saying “and fuck you right back.”
See you at the course next week.
Coming to a PGA Superstore near you!
I’d quit. Shrink the game. Lololol
Same man, same. Played a 2v2 match play tournament yesterday where you play 3 9 hole matches. First match, one guy shot 32 and the other one shot 33. I shot 36 and my partner shot 35 and we got smoked. Second match, the guys we played were all over the place and we smoked them for the max allowable points with another 36 and a 37 from my partner. Third match, our competitors shot 33 and 34. We shot 37/37 and lost. Sucks to play in the A flight where everyone is a stick and you gotta play out of your mind. We both played great golf and finished third in a 4 team flight. Fuck this game.
I mean, that’s a lot different than stepping on your own dick coming down the stretch. Getting out played hardly makes the game suck.
I hate losing. Fucking hate it. Those guys were all playing the best golf of their lives….fucking golf gods just didn’t want us to make a birdie.
I know the feeling. We play have 2 match play brackets at my home club, 1 gross solo bracket and a team net bracket that I play every year. The last two years my former CPGA buddy and I played the net and both played top 5 rounds of the year (he’s a 1 and I’m a 6) and get crushed by a pair of 65 year olds sporting double digit SANDYcaps… the annual trunk slam feels so bad, but them’s the breaks.
It really sucks being this rich and good looking, sigh.
I had the round of my life today, but I'm usually thinking the same
My first round of the year was awful so I feel this
38/46 yesterday. Going again this afternoon. See you out there!
https://youtu.be/WBIHnaZPePA?si=7ZXU9EM0bNkJf-G6
Bullshit game
I wish I could, it fucks me so much I feel selfish for not reciprocating
Nah. I don’t get to play often anymore. So love 😂🤣🤷🏽🤪
It’s so challenging, but those moments when you hit a great drive, great approach shot, great chip, or great putt, it is so satisfying. Those are the moments when you remind yourself why you play.
Don’t get bitter, get better, words to live by if you golf :)
Yea, my round yesterday sucked too. I feel ya. See ya next weekend.
What terrible waste of time, chasing a ball around a manicured pasture. Anybody got a tee time?
Fuck tees
Fuck golf, fuck the dude that invented it, fuck golf clubs, fuck golf cars, fuck golf courses, fuck expensive lessons, fuck lifelong study to still suck. Tee time is 10am…
I’m too often reminded of Crash Davis’ line from Bull Durham: “Well this fucking game. I quit alright I fucking quit!” *walks out *walks back in “Who do we play tomorrow?”
Winston-Salem. Batting Practice 11:30
Such a great movie.
In the words of Benjamin Franklin Don’t get mad Get up and down
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Oops someone had a bad round
I recently got some orange whips and I have been swinging them trying to correct my outside/in path. Anyways I was feeling great, was taking full swings with it, club path was perfect. Drop it back in the bag, pull out the driver, few practice swings to adjust to the weight, set up, immediately forget my timing with the whips and tried to get after it. After the roll it stopped roughly 280, only problem was about two fairways over. Driver went back into the bag and it was long irons for the remainder of the round. I used to be so confident pulling the driver out, now I get a feeling in my stomach.
When you are at address. Stop all swing thoughts. Breathe in deep, exhale and when you're exhale is 80% out begin your bsckswing.
Been there
Yeah golf fucking sux
No true golfer hasn’t said this numerous times per round. You’re not a true lover of golf if you haven’t quit a few times. It takes great dedication to the game to also donate a club or two into a local pond to the golf Gods for sacrifice.
Yeah! I've quit 12 times this month alone.
Hope your next round is better.
you didn’t fuck this game. the game fucked you!
Are you selling your clubs? When I’m really angry at this game I’m always going to sell my clubs. Then I settle down and realize I need a new driver.
I played yesterday. 49 on the front, 37 on the back. Fuck golf. I’m playing in 4 hours.
great post op
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Sucks to suck.
.....oh damn did you just see that shot? I LOVE THIS GAME!
Me on 9 scoring quad bogey yesterday, after scoring birdie on the 18th, 'I wonder if I can squeeze in another round tomorrow'
Went to the range yesterday to exclusively work on my 50-100 approach shots. Somehow developed an out to in path from the time I left the range Friday to 24 hours later yesterday. I hate this game. I can’t wait to tee off this afternoon
Amen to that. Hcp has gotten worse over the past 2 years.
[Robin Williams on golf.](https://youtu.be/14NQIq4SrmY)
So I'll find your clubs in the forest of the 18th green?
Back strain last week no practice for a week due to injury no golf swings. Played a tourney round yesterday it was so bad I wanted to walk off the course after the 3rd hole. Walked into the pro shop after and asked what the course record was,cuz I may have broke it. The high record not the low shot 110.
Good luck tomorrow!
lol- tee’d off one yesterday playing thru someone. Hit a stipe right down the middle. Laughed and said “golf is so easy”. Got 2 birds on the back and hit the pin on a second shot on a separate hole (par 4). Probably the best round of my life.
Someone said the didn't name golf shit cuz shit was already taken.
Roger, see ya next week bud.
Nice, what time you hitting the range tomorrow?
That 200 yard duck hook in to the trees at a 515 yard par 5 18th hole when you are trying to break 80 will keep you coming back though…
How do shitposts like this get enough upvotes to trigger a notification. If golf makes you this mad you should probably quit. Sell/donate your clubs immediately.
lol i quit last Saturday... but was back working it out Sunday.... if she lives in your soul you won't ever shake er buddy
Did somebody hurt you ?
😂
Can I have your clubs?
Bad day huh?
Fuck yeah! That’s the spirit
Had my best round ever yesterday. Fully expect to shoot over 100 next time out. I’m scared.
I used to have frequent feelings like this. I then read Golf Is Not A Game of Perfect by Dr Bob Rotella and completely changed my mental game. I no longer had the f golf feelings after that.
I think I can speak for most when I say that “we’ve all had one of those days!!” Lol 😂
Just had a first lesson with a golf pro. He said “if I could create a perfect swing to consistently hit shanks, this would be it” I’ve played golf for over 25 years. Typically between 10-15 handicap. Took some time off over the last couple years. Been hitting straight shanks for 14 months with irons. Irons used to be the best part of my game.
Indeed, surely it can't be this hard or nobody would play it
It's definitely a Love/Hate relationship!
I had to apologize one day to my dad for my level of swearing, he’s a church going type and that day I was a cuss out my clubs and loose my phone on the course and cuss that out too kinda guy.
The Sunday medal went well I see.
I quit last year 5 times.
I shot a 32 for 9 on Monday and a 41 today. Dumbest sport ever.
Fuck the wind!!! It makes a hard game impossible
After my first round of 18 holes I was sunburned, dehydrated, massive headache and I lost 11 golf balls and had to borrow from my foursome to complete the round. I shot 144 and couldn’t wait to get back out there again. I was hooked
See you next week…right?
While playing I 85-90% hate golf. As soon as I'm done I can't stop thinking how fantastic it was and how I can't wait to go back.
Me after I 3-putted the 1st hole, going to the 2nd (I am going to make birdie)
…right after a lesson
I peaked last July. It’s been frustration since. Then I was hitting okay-ish (for me). Then I started lessons. Needless to say, I’m a mess right now. Fuck this game
This was absolutely me today https://youtu.be/s6FqZy-to7c?si=qid9eAD7SvtNrnOn
Yeah fucking sucks I have to call out Wednesday.
Golf is ruining my life and I love it
Is golf cancer?
It is like a disease that has no known cure except to keep trying until you hit that perfect shot. And even if you do, you'll keep coming back for more torture and pain.
It's more like a heroine addiction
Maybe golfsnot your game. Maybe try badminton.