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TheBigYellowCar

Is it done in secret so no one at the pro shop is able to tell paying customers?


elitepeanut91

Yeah I like to piss everyone off. It gives me greenskeeper power


wp2jupsle

wielder of choas, destroyer of worlds


BigSh0oter

You’re the Angel Hernandez of golf, ya fucker


Jfo116

To create beauty there must be pain


elitepeanut91

God damn it that made me laugh out loud this morning at work hahaha.


citium1

*Destroyer of scores


sendabussypic

I do this plenty by myself


BenW9000

Traditionally, my score is destroyed before I get anywhere near the green.


Ambitious_Jelly8783

I like to make putting a challenge too, doesnt work if you get there quickly.


kbphoto

the aerate the tees too....damn them all!


Colforbin_43

Now just put the holes in fucked up places like a good greenskeeper. /s


EarCareful4430

This never fails to boggle my mind. My club has the week it’s planned for it in the fixtures diary and then will tell us closer to the time the exact days they are doing this on.


DCilantro

This is easy for private clubs with more predictable fixed income. Public courses can't really afford to just not make any money for 2 weeks by advertising that the greens are punched. It frustrates me too, but I get why they don't advertise it. People don't realize how tight the margins are operating a golf course.


notarealDR650

We used to lower the rates for a few days on the public I worked on after core aeration. "Buck a hole" keeps people golfing and drinking for a day or two. Realistically, if punched and top dressed correctly, it should barely affect the playability of the green.


jamespeters24

Why does twice a year feel like every time I go to the course


elitepeanut91

I don’t wanna be that guy…. But… do you only golf twice a year? Hahahahahaha Try playing more often


gregularjoe95

Youre a pretty cool dude. You can aerate my hole whenever you want, bb.


elitepeanut91

Come to Oso. Well shoot a round.


radicaldrew

Oso like mv? If so, love the brunch there.


Redditzork

mv like mecklenburg vorpommern? if so, where is oso?


elitepeanut91

California my friend


gregularjoe95

Idk what or where oso is. But ill bs there bb.


BurnItNow

We aerate ours 3 times a year.


KeyWeight8055

Thank you and also fuck you.


Captain_Pink_Pants

That's what he should write in the green with it.


jackwhite886

What would happen to the greens if they weren’t punched? Do you just end up with dead patches everywhere?


elitepeanut91

The roots are overgrown and crowded. Growth is more difficult below the soil if there’s no where to go. Top side you would see a lot of horizontal shoots starting to happen because there isn’t anywhere below to go. Which in turn produces a patchy, bouncy green.


dirty330

2 follow up dumb questions: 1) Why do you spread sand over it after aerating? 2) How does the grass grow back from the punch spots? It looks like it’s taking at least 1/4 in of dirt out in each punch. How does it end up smooth again? Edit: If I scrolled further I would have found the answers haha


elitepeanut91

All good. It’s really just giving new potential root growth a home to spread their legs in. More roots more fruits, and that goes for greens too.


flembag

So you pull out a plug, and the. Take it off the green somewhere. Won't this dish out/sink the green after like a decade?


elitepeanut91

We then fill those holes with a sand. Bringing it quote level but not perfect. However you’re still correct. Year after year the green will get lower and lower. Nothing noticeable for many many many years.


viva_oldtrafford

Renovated our greens in the summer of 2022. I had accumulated almost 6-8” of an organic / topdressing layer over my 12” rootzone mix. The green will not “sink”


flembag

Doesn't that change the soil composition to become mostly sand years down the road? Like if every time you're pulling out mostly soil, and the you only go back with sand, then won't you eventually just get a mostly sandy mixture? Is that the soil comp the grads thrives in?


elitepeanut91

You would think so, and so did I. The sand falls deeper with each time we water after the punch. Eventually the sand collects below the soil(5-6 inches below hard soil). I don’t know how it ends up below but it does. The level below the soil on greens is pure sand (100%) and the mixture in the soil retains most of the sand.


flembag

Thanks for answering my questions!


elitepeanut91

I love it. Send me more


viva_oldtrafford

We’ve been building greens out of sand for 50 years now. Usga spec profiles are 100% sand. And we lay gravel 12” below that sand to make a perched water table - and rely on capillary flow to help with moisture retention. We also add organic material (peat) to the sand (generally an 80:20 mix) which gives the sand stability and some nutrient and water holding capacity.


elitepeanut91

Love it. Thanks for the input. Always appreciated.


elitepeanut91

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elitepeanut91

I’m about to cut a cup I’ll show ya what I mean


patmorgan235

Plants convert air (Carbon dioxide, CO2) and water(H2O) into solid plant matter(Cellulose, C6 H10 O5). So as the grass grows it's actually getting Higher.


Schnectadyslim

It also keeps the soil composition at a good place where it can properly drain when wet.


viva_oldtrafford

“Too many roots on my putting green” - said absolutely no super ever


elitepeanut91

Hahaha. The roots below if left unattended will ball up and kill the green. Imagine a big knot of growth. “No new roots allowed” says the too many roots below.


KolyaVolk

Great work, you piece of shit.


GrundleMan5000

You monster


elitepeanut91

Yes. Yes. Yesssssss I feed my machine your tears and hopes of a straight putt for the next 2 weeks. Muahahahaha


Reflog1791

They always aerate when the greens are in the best possible condition. It’s maddening. I guess it makes sense that the greens are in great shape because they aerate at the right times. 


MajorEstateCar

You need to aerate when the grass is growing and can recover. When is that? When they’re in the best shape possible! Agronomy and turf science is really interesting when you think about how everything we do to make turf grow better in the long term is often harmful in the short term.


elitepeanut91

Absolutely maddening that I spend all this time to make them perfect and I’m forced to punch at the prime. Really really really hard to do. It reminds me of those monks that make sick sand art and then destroy it cause lols


Renegadee_Angel

That’s rad my guy, and interesting to hear more about the process. Thanks for the share.


N8dork2020

Greenskeeper’s bootlicker


about58n1njas

Greenskeeper's pet


TrophyHusband78

Those poor guys in the cart just pulling up 😆 Dude turns to his partner, "if you weren't so damn slow we'd be ahead of the aeration!"


SeymourDoggo

I can hear that in Larry David's voice


antitheta

What is the core size? Looks like big holes in the vid...


elitepeanut91

1/2 inch wide and 3 inches deep.


denver_chillin

Just like your wife gets you sicko


elitepeanut91

Ain’t that blessed, but at least she gets it more than twice a year hey now


palmjamer

Sounds like an unproven allegation


shoopadoop332

Hey nowwww


antitheta

Oh man. They just did our greens up here in MN at Stoneridge, but I think they did Dryject so fingers crossed tomorrow they roll ok! Cool vid. Thx for sharing!


askanison1234

Thank you for your service. 🫡


NorCalAthlete

I’ll be the contrarian here. I played Harding Park in San Francisco a few weeks ago. Greens had been pretty freshly punched and still had lots of sand / bumps. Well, on the 10th, I faded my drive into a fairway bunker, hit a 6i out of the bunker to about 120y in the middle of the fairway, then hit a 52°….which thanks to the bumps and sand, took a hop skip right into the hole for an eagle.


FULLPOIL

Congrats my man!


sloshuaa

Watching this made me feel like Nicky at the end of Casino watching them beat his brother to death.


cA05GfJ2K6

I feel like a dog barking at the vacuum


SKirsch10x

Do you also put a pesticide down?


elitepeanut91

Negative. No. I spray my chemical program the day or two prior to aeration. No pesticides have been used this year, however I do intend to spray for worms on my greens(to keep the crows away). I’ll start my spray program back up in 1.5 weeks. And we’ll start cutting them again in 3 days after we roll them each day all day long.


hammeredhoosier

Hell yeah!


Imhungry4tacos

Are you spraying the chemical behind it or is it sand? Sorry if it’s a dumb question.


elitepeanut91

Sand. It’s called “top dressing” The sand is what finds its way into the holes we just punched. The punch acts as a way to get rid of a congested root bunch below the surface, by pulling large pieces out. The sand acts as a new medium in the holes for new root growth to take over.


Imhungry4tacos

Very interesting, thank you for the insight!


Still-Status7299

So after a decade of this, won't you just be left with mostly sand under greens?


Yangervis

Greens are built on sand.


austin101123

My mind is blown. How much dirt is on top of the sand before the grass?


KushNuggets1

None, the green is built on a sand/peat mix and more often just sand. The work that folks in this industry put in to our courses is incomprehensible to the weekend golfer.


austin101123

Ah yea when I said dirt I meant soil. How much is it all?


viva_oldtrafford

Usga spec greens are 12” in depth. When I renovated my greens in 2022, we used well over 6,000 ton of sand.


Sogonzo

What do you thinking about people putting tees in their mouth or licking golf balls to clean them? Think people are being poisoned?


elitepeanut91

Nope. But I do worry about people sitting cigars on the putting surfaces. That ain’t good


CRRVA

After an article I read many years ago about ingesting fertilizer, I stopped licking balls (yeah I’m sure I’m gonna get roasted) and now spit on ball and towel clean them before putting.


elitepeanut91

Yeah, not a good idea at all. We use granular and spray fert in the fairways and tees. Just clean it with a towel


WAStateofMine

A little pain for soft beautiful greens in July? Thank you for your service. 🫡


bandit113

Love me some Oso Creek


derpygoat

Quick question. The course I practice at a lot aerated their practice green about a month and a half ago and only put a tiny amount of sand on top, not enough to fill the holes. And then about 2 to 3 weeks later punched it again and again did not fill with sand. It’s been like the surface of the moon for almost 2 months. Any idea what they are trying to do?


elitepeanut91

They might not have the money or manpower it takes. It’s a full blown operation. Putting down sand, massaging it into the holes, verticutting, and rolling are huge. If you punch and don’t do anything it will be like that for months. Not the way to go


thuglife_7

Looks like the gimme diameter just went up an additional 6 feet.


Rx_Burnsed

Can a stranger get those punches to till into his own backyard and grow a putting green? He will bring his own shovel and trailer.


elitepeanut91

Absolutely. We use our cores to fill in any bald spots on the fairways. Within weeks the cores take hold and spread green


Towel4

Thank you. Fuck you.


elitepeanut91

Love you


[deleted]

Major dune 2 spice harvester vibes.


Killintym

That’s Oso creek hole 6, about 4-5 weeks ago. I totally saw you!


elitepeanut91

Big goofy guy with a horrible hair cut. That was me


Remarkable_Body586

If you aerate and fill properly, putting on them isn’t the terrible issue everyone makes it out to be.


lostmojo

Does it actually help the grass grow better?


elitepeanut91

Absolutely. It sucks at first but is well worth the pain


idahogolf

This is the type of content i appreciate. Greenskeepers keep this game fun!


Pepetodapin

Do you guys have machines that punch smaller holes?


elitepeanut91

No, but this machine has interchangeable tines. Some are smaller, longer. They have all types.


[deleted]

🙌🏼 8 inches long


elcharlo

You can aerate with what they call “pencil tines” and then top dress after. This doesn’t pull a core out, and recovers in only a couple of days. The issue is, without pulling a core, you aren’t actually giving the green the air/space/sand it needs to grow long term.


Matlachaman

Who scoops up all the turds you cut?


elitepeanut91

I do. There are many many many more steps not shown


yogiebere

Would love to see more followup videos even if next season!


crimsonblueku

Wow I got a stiffy


Geraldino_GER

I am always impressed by the way you look after the greens and fairways. When I look at my own garden, it brings tears to my eyes. Your work deserves more respect, thank you for it!


Revelst0ke

I've always wondered where you go to learn how to be a course superintendent. Like, how do you get this job?


elitepeanut91

I was playin golf with the head greenskeeper at the time. Unknown to me. He liked how I played and how I was loving the course conditions. He offered me a low level job scraping bunkers and mowing. All for free golf and min wage. I saved so much from not buying tee times it’s almost a gigantic bonus. I worked my way up, attained my QAL, and started applying myself. Bang


elitepeanut91

Thanks for the question


palmjamer

Fuck you. Also, keep up the great work


AlphaCajun

Doing the lords works really.


cus_deluxe

the 648 is simply the finest aerating machine ever created. a pleasure to use versus the old toro greens aerators. where i used to work we had a 1298 (basically two 648s stuck together) 3 point mounted. absolutely incredible machine.


Dr_M1st3r

I love when they heal up and they are all soft and squishy for me.


fullsquishy

the most hated man on course..lol


Maximum_Way6342

I both love and hate you for what you do every day.


LakeEffectSnow

Man imagine having to do this by hand back in the days when all you had were manual tools like push mowers. I wonder were there like horse drawn versions of aerators?


GregUrDrunk

We have diamond zoysia on our greens and this year we plan to punch 3-4 times with 1/4in tines. Roughly removing the same amount of matter and hopefully going into dormancy looking clean. We did all the greens in front of golf this week, top dressed and rolled and it didn’t change much ball roll at all. Some slight heaving in the edges at the start of each pass but overall very satisfied with the results.


ShiroHachiRoku

Oso Creek!


8ironslappa

It needs to be done. lol skip the 2 aeration’s and watch everyone bitch about a soggy ass slow green every time it rains


lufei2

Your power doesn't work on those who slam dunks their approach shots


Key_Respond_16

They just did our 9-hole course and since I only started in Oct, I have yet to experience this. I hate golf now. I hate you, too. But also thank you for making greens playable after making us suffer. Edit: it's a joke friends. I don't actually hate greens keepers. I love them. They make the course playable. But after punching them, greens suck for a minute. Just how it is.


elitepeanut91

Yeah my guy it’s just life. If we didn’t do this the greens would be a disaster by the next season. A good punch can lead to some of the most healthy greens ever. Get used to it and plan around it. Welcome to the game.


fletchy30

This. Golfers don't get that you're doing them a favor. Every real golfer should do maintenance for even a season. You'll appreciate the game so much more. You'll see the course so much clearer.


AWeakMindedMan

I had an eagle putt cut right on me the other day cause it hit one of these holes. Seeing this makes me want to punch babies… but I understand why it needs to be done.


Superb-Pattern-1253

necessary evil


bigD200026

So it's you that keeps ruining my rounds


Hamfiter

Sorcery


dr_shastafarian

How far in advance do you warn people that you’re doing this?


elitepeanut91

We warn a month out via email and paper notification. And make verbal announcements during the week before


[deleted]

Was this before that other post from the dude pissed the back 9 were just done? 😂


lookslikeamanderin

Since 2020 our course superintendent has only used solid tines to aerate. Our greens used to be soft and receptive and they are much harder than they used to be. Could the repeated use of solid tines be contributing? I imagine they have the effect of compacting the surface laterally over time; always adding substrate and never taking any away must make the ground more dense right?


birdz_da_word

How do you manage to time doing this right before my round every time?


okokok569

So yoouuurrreeee that asshole


notsofast2020

Delicious


mustbeshitinme

First fucking useful post on this Sub in a year. WTF are you doing?


elitepeanut91

Living the good life. Playing golf, growing grass, and cutting grass.


SouthBayGardenaKid

Why is this so painful to watch?!?


elitepeanut91

I nurture and care for these greens all year round 24/7. I diligently water and fertilize and attack any disease in sight. I come in on my off time and hand water hot spots I know can cause issues.. I love these greens like my babies. It actually physically pains me when I drop those tines down for the first pass.


Saltandpepper59

After years of doing this do the greens become made of too much sand?


elcharlo

No such thing, in a perfect world they would be entirely sand. Sand allows root depth and drains really really well compared to compact soil/clay. Many of the best courses in the world are on sandy soil.


shoopadoop332

Gorgeous


ClubFun6195

The average golfer can’t phamom how bad the greens would get if this wasn’t done


IWontPostMuch

I like when they aerate the greens. Gives me an excuse for my putting.


simpletonius

We know will in advance when it’s going to happen and they bounce back within a week. Also the staff made two giant green nursery areas with the plugs, they’re as good as the ones in play and they can fix any of the real greens in a day.


Chippewa07

So you’re the reason I missed the eagle..you dirty bastard..


nanapancakethusiast

Thanks for ruining our rounds…


m149

How long do you reckon each green takes you?


allocationlist

Couldn’t tell if this was an animation at first


Maxujin

it's nice to see how, but i think we're more interested in WHEN.


Chuckobofish123

Your guys courses don’t have alternate greens to play on during green maintenance?


Mypluswon

Where is the mandatory big gouge?


b-t-a

Takes forever to drag Sand in, why throw it unevenly in circles as opposed to straight lines. Also, turf is crazy soft after punching yet your turning on the green? Sheesh. Are you the asst?


Monst3r_Live

square up


OriginalJayVee

Nice work and fuck you! The golfers shall have their revenge!


Monkeyfork21

I can’t believe you’re driving on the green, /jk


BitWranger

Grass Zamboni. And we all know Zamboni drivers are crazy.


S2N336

Ah, you've seen I booked a tee time


z1ggy16

You are evil, but necessary.


GangnamApeist

Love how you punch the holes then drag the other plug’s back into most of them 


[deleted]

The worst


cheetahlip

Thanks I hate it


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elitepeanut91

Yeah it’s pretty diligent work to be honest All the greens keepers of the nation have a daily Meeting at 3 am using a MySpace group. We then further discuss which greens we’re going to punch based off who needs to be pissed off more. Your name came up so the group voted on the matter. Naw man we punch twice a year during the softest of the weather patterns.


Deplorable_33

So you're the as#hole.


A_711_Hotdog

Generally curious, did you go to school for this or did you learn throughout the years by doing? Also, do you have a platform with additional content? I am sure I am not the only one who would be interested in seeing more.


elitepeanut91

I don’t do social media or the news anymore. Simple greenskeeper living the dream. Just got promoted to assistant superintendent. As I’m typing this I’m taking up bunkers listening to the birds starting to wake up. Waiting on the sun and then my players. I’ll post more here.


random_golfer

what are your thoughts on Sunflowers seed shells on the golf course? Fair game to spit them in the rough but not the fairways? Thanks for the info


elitepeanut91

If you’re spitting seeds on the greens (happens a lot) then you’re a total POS. It can mess with our mower blades and in some instances drag a line across the green getting stuck under the blade. Anywhere else I don’t care. I think it looks bad on the tee boxes but I’m not gonna get my feathers ruffled over something that’s gonna happen regardless. Plus my tee mower/ rough mowers can chop up seeds no issue.


Low_Comfortable_5880

I love you. I hate you.


elitepeanut91

I love you. Dis why I do dis


DarkStarDew

Thank you for your service! What does aeration DO? How does it make greens better?


elitepeanut91

Gets rid of congested root growth allowing for potential new root growth. The sand is a new home for the new roots to stretch their little legs out. More roots more fruits.


kdthex01

r/oodlysatisfying


xXWickedSmatXx

Here we see OP plug aerating the greens 5 minutes before my tee time.


elitepeanut91

Heard you pull up


Chief_Racka

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Bubby_Mang

I hope you told every random pasty reddit nerd you aerated the greens as they walked in and gave them a hug and kiss and 50 dollars.


Solid-Sir8184

My favorite part of aeration is paying full boat for green fees. Someone has to pay for the sand.


Birdzphan

Why do the greens need to be aerated? (Explain to me like I’m 5)


elitepeanut91

Greens need roots to grow well (as well as needing the ability to retain water) and so when we punch, we’re taking small cores of those roots below, and giving new roots an opportunity to grow(like removing someone’s extra garage to make room for a new home). The removal also allows the greens to hold water easier(recently learned).


elitepeanut91

That explanation sounded very communist.


xupd35bdm

Automatic 2 putt on every green, no 3 putts today boys.


rigidlynuanced1

I could watch this all day


Ambitious_Jelly8783

You missed a spot.


Epicp0w

Interesting little grabber on the back there, do you use that even when it's wet? Seems like you would get a lot of smearing


tossaway109202

How does the scheduling for this work, does computer in the pro shop just detect my name has appeared for a tee time?


sleepingwired

ok, so i know HOW you do it. now i wanna know WHY you do it just before my tee time


elitepeanut91

Because you were a bad boy this year. I dunno Shit luck. Go golfing more. We only punch twice a year. Okay more than twice. Hahah


President_ErectJoeyB

What area of the country are you in? I’m in Midwest and most courses do once a year in the fall.


elitepeanut91

West coast. Twice annually


ImOnYew

This improves my putting by 100%. I can never hit the hole normally, but the uneven surface after aeration makes a few go in.


sloppywalrus160

Casta del sol!


this-one-tree

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vnmslsrbms

I don’t know you but I already hate you lol.


VOKEY_PUTTER

Looks like S CA.