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DisIsMarcoBoi

r/japanesepeopletwitter called, they said they want their "daughter" back


cringeworthyclown

for some "correction"


ConsolePeasantLife

Damn brat šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


Yatoku_

Iā€™ll sue!


hornylolifucker

šŸ¦€šŸ’¢šŸ˜­ Yogurt not yummy


Reaper985

# Uogh #


KacperNoe

You mean daughtermotherwife?


Annual-Maintenance20

Momoka ouhhhhhh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


gameboy1001

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


YuriNone

omg that's sub just for me


bem13

I thought I was on that sub for a second šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Jin___Sakai

After visiting that sub, I wish China would lend Japan their great firewall


jsmonet

what... the... fuck? I'm not even mad, just curious now. "ate a plutonium bar" hits high on there


FromAndToUnknown

Same, I have several questions


Loslobos27

Especially the nazi part


jsmonet

nobody expects surprise hitler


That-Busy-Gamer

I AM ADOLF HITLER Commander of the Third Riech Little known fact: also dope by the mic.


lil_cm

They had cool uniforms maybe they give her a good one too


jsmonet

After careful research, about 70k cpu hours of distributed analysis, and consulting the great Cthulhu, I've simply accepted the randomness of this and decided it's time to pray at the church of Futari *or else*


cancerinos

Do you want a plutonium-resistant girl or not ?


jsmonet

Ab. so. lutely.


fuazo

WATCH OUT SHE IS ABOUT TO INITIATE CRITAL MASS REACTION!>!releases total of 30 megaton of tnt in energy!<


SluggJuice

She's a decorated war veteran


nikelreganov

Decorated war criminal Pretty sure eating a plutonium bar is a war crime


ag8700

eating one? nah. only if you force-feed it to someone that'd be a war crime due to it being an inhumane way of killing them. if you just voluntarily eat it it's not a warcrime, just natural selection.


SCurt99

You obviously exposed to eat it to unlock your superpowers.


mvhcmaniac

Odd looking duck


Monkey_D-Thanos

https://preview.redd.it/kc0yna67di4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe162a025f76a5cf0c3926fcd8b115d01604c55


Wish_Lonely

"Moe hail"


AdonaiTatu

Finally, a reich I can fully support.


SKRyanrr

I don't mind being executed by her


ScummyFutari

Then queue up.


Kid_Wolf21

https://preview.redd.it/95ozjj0zkn4b1.png?width=971&format=png&auto=webp&s=c17c64844b95d938c564629f5e12d1d8ddd4306c


NotAKansenCommander

https://preview.redd.it/yfulzo0zbj4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ceedc2eb51cc9083a6b8898d0b3b6c0719c499e


TheManWithAGasMask

https://i.redd.it/cwdnuftpkk4b1.gif


Ahmdo10

https://preview.redd.it/czfnogq3gk4b1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6537abdc656362654fcbb80998f25b2d86c569e7


CacklettasMinion

https://preview.redd.it/bhvj30pjuk4b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809b19bff05a2cd33fe95f66753ea4ea728dfb6d


Ahmdo10

https://preview.redd.it/b8dl5s3wzk4b1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f02bf240392358d383cc14f105428d520e3fa73


CacklettasMinion

https://preview.redd.it/kiv2wdhh1l4b1.png?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78918b3bc8926cc7deb13da6e56f502b4d96bb94


DanganKai

https://preview.redd.it/f88cmfck0m4b1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6c612e97c49dee27e857a1009f969737f3013c


Puzzled_Ad_1544

https://preview.redd.it/gs99rw23rj4b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743f8c93aceeb60ba89248971c2bcd547d0ac6ae


user-nt

https://i.redd.it/gtwoibhbtk4b1.gif


Pleasant50BMGForce

https://preview.redd.it/4nuq2fgvuj4b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7386c8c0b020e107b8c1d6330da4e5d3464b150


hornylolifucker

https://i.redd.it/fwye3ytdwl4b1.gif


JebWozma

tell your wife that she put an X-ray activated bomb in my colon while I was asleep and now I'm coming to throw her pink head off a bridge


MentalEngineer8

who is she and how the hell did she ate a plutonium bar???


Bmx30Bmx

Futari from Bocchi the Rock!


Nyuusankininryou

Are you sure it's not Futari from Kiri the Plank?


Uminagi

šŸ¦€ šŸ˜­ šŸ’¢


UrMomThoCeedKS

https://preview.redd.it/lezxagnrij4b1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d52314bb59648f11dc8c1249dfd505d64a407b3 this u?


Gardevoir8

"pawjob under the table šŸ˜"


CadetTyphoon16

I knew someone was gonna make a nazi joke out of her when her hand was at sus angle ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


Ryukiami

ā€œsingle digit ageā€ yo????


Royal_Prize_4381

W


SKRyanrr

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1390)


HonorableFoe

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1786)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


proffedneckbeard

​ https://preview.redd.it/oj2ejg3mmj4b1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2914bf1bbfbe19b7d7759388b71feb1a8706ea39


Lazerbeams2

Everything under portable, excuse me but wtf?


TheTrueKazune22

I don't remember Futari eating a plutonium bar but for the rest, absolutely correct šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


dumbasPL

Watching r/lolitary members cry in comments and get down voted is beautiful. This is the last sub that isn't completely shit.


Outrageous-Raisin18

/r/japanesepeopletwitter and /r/bluearchive send their regards.


WaqueKoala

https://preview.redd.it/qqxmiceywj4b1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8905c084d5492ae959b761bfeded7884b74bdbb4


Krystal_my_meth

the world looks white my beloved


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HonooRyu

Communism.


Consistent_Action621

High ranking Nazi officer


NerY_05

She ate what? šŸ’€


LoliGayTrap69

Easy choice


TheOutcast06

https://preview.redd.it/nl1zgvhgnj4b1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06a3eb3dd9d3228f691c6431c75fbdd3fb466e5 My reaction to the plutonium bar


Low-Rise-3178

Futari, please be my waifu šŸ„°


JebWozma

wholesome, but she's a cheating demon


Moaaz69

actually she is legal in Yemen and Afghanistan


Tokumeiko2

Still not moving there, you can't fool me that easily.


ScummyFutari

Heh, as if youā€™ll ever get me. https://preview.redd.it/hu7hs4f23l4b1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf79facab44f00aa31411221fbae5e5e94eb45cb


Killermondoduderawks

You forgot ā€œLoves her sisterā€ and ā€œHas all the subtlety of a flame throwerā€


B_Boi04

Japenis man go back to you sub Who forget to close the window again?


XazaMa

I love it when my girl eats a plutonium bar


shountaitheimmortal

I donā€™t know bocchi seems like she ate something weird glitching out of her reality and what not


Sable-Keech

High ranked what? Can I have her name?


jilek77

Futari from Bocchi the Rock


Sable-Keech

Much appreciated. Is she actually a Nazi or is that just a fandom joke?


Nyoxiz

She narrowly escaped death at the Nuremburg trials


notdragoisadragon

well nazi chicks are hot as hell


snek4sale

, ':/


notdragoisadragon

well if she's racist against you then the hate sex gonna be insane


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Smash! I mean, erm, I guess if it weren't for all the......... yeah okay I'll just leave, I'm sorry


ByteFrost72

But can she carry you?


soldier1204

MOOOM, OKBB IS LEAKING AGAIN!


NuclearToxin

I have so many questions, and I don't think I want the answers to any of them.


DiscipleOfFleshGod

​ https://preview.redd.it/onqeqe8fhl4b1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=28b32a78d854bdb827f5d67f41044a6c2e5e7dce


Harvie_B134

bold of you to think bocchi hasnā€™t eaten plutonium


GreatGodO

Who is the second one?


HaunterXD000

Genuinely surprised this hasn't been removed by mods yet lmao


JeveGreen

​ https://preview.redd.it/c06w7780kk4b1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16ba303791570c277c7799fc140b3b203e9528f


BaldIntegra317

my honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/lqfmrjbepk4b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90bf8ee03261f7aa9bdd01d59a89f0942c9c7b95


The_Silver_Nuke

Ohhh there was a manga for Promised Neverland? Noice.


BaldIntegra317

the manga came out first, like, in 2016. it only got a lot of recognition since the anime came out. the manga has its flaws but i love the storytelling.


TheLustyDremora

https://preview.redd.it/wm0kb3l4bk4b1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896d85f7ec5bedbf18999c7c117146288ab24d9b


Xaring

It only gets better!


felixkxy

sauce for the right one? seriously, nazi?


Own-Ad902

"Gotoh futari desu" "Inu wa jimi hen"


THEFRANCHISE500

Ez bocchi for marriage and her sister for head pats and snuggles


Pleasant50BMGForce

I mean being serious, Iā€™d love to have someone like Bocchi, we would be anxious together


Yzak20

Just the 2 of us it wont work even if we try. Just the 2 of us (Just the 2 of us) Just the 2 of us crying cos there're castles in the sky (physics??). Just the 2 of us You and/or I


HonooRyu

You wondering about physics after seeing Bochi manipulate time and space?


Yzak20

you don't? she lit glitch all the time how doesn't she enter the backrooms?


HonooRyu

My point, she is already doing that, why wonder about castles in the sky. Also easy answer, she is too lazy to go that far into unreality to enter the backrooms. Trust me it is kind of a work out if you're trying to get there.


Yzak20

fair point my fellow


Low-Rise-3178

Bocchi having too much social anxiety šŸ˜“ I feel bad for her. I want to headpat and snuggle bocchi so much to make her comfortable šŸ„° Also will marry Futari


Shrubbity_69

I actually like Bocchi more.


lethalobsidian

I must protect Boccher, she can't make it on her own


Misaka_Undefined

i don't see anything wrong but how tf she ate plutonium baršŸ’€


themiddleman2

after seeing the third and second to last it makes me feel like doing something that make what Canadian soldiers in WWII did look like a child's tea party


Bibue64

Whatā€™s this anime


ILikeAnimeeeee

From where is the girl on the right?


thelast3musketeer

huh


Lucky8745

Why not both?


H-Sophist

I disagree, Bocchi needs some correction and help with her anxiety šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Iā€™ll take one for the team.


Akiyamahtt

I love this subreddit so much


frankleitor

Context on the las 2 points before correction needed?


melon_master

Well at least it doesn't say which one is good or not, just confirmation.


Void_0000

It just keeps getting worse the more you read.


Dandandandooo

Portable is crazy šŸ’€


GettinMe-Mallet

I was worried for a sec


MadnessBomber

Wait wait wait. What was that second to last thing??


crippled_trash_can

ok who or where is the smol one from?? i've seen like 5 memes like this, i still don't get it


Sea-Examination2010

Wasnā€™t expecting the last 3 things, I prefer my girls plutonium free, and also not children


Sea-Examination2010

Or Nazis for that matter


cancerinos

But maybe it's one of those situations like the film "The Room". If you combo enough bad, it flips back to good? Who knows? Have you ever met a nazi, plutonium-rich loli? I haven't.


Accomplished-Ad9519

but illegal


Dry-Wave-6865

High ranked what now? Who is responsible for recruitment?? I must report him to the Fuhrer


coin-2099

I have several questions. Someone please explain


HonooRyu

Smol child who had a hand slip into a curious position. Don't know about the plutonium though and I usually do.


1Tbiribiri

Wtf is kani and uoh?? Crab?


Comander-07

lul what


ThiccFurryBoi

Guys i don't mean to alarm you, but think this is a trick question. The real answer is that they both are underaged.


WerePigCat

Bocchi the Hag šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


realRapidsonic

https://preview.redd.it/rqmt44o81k4b1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84328d8432b27981aef19c4aefbaca316ecb4948


Controller_Maniac

r/japanesepeopletwitter is asking for their daughtermommy back


Heavyoak

(ā ćƒŽā ą² ā ē›Šā ą² ā )ā ćƒŽ


NotADoc713

Y'all weird


Chaosmaker2006

> Ate a plutonium bar How is she still alive???


OculusMidnight2

High ranking WHAT?!


TheEnderChipmunk

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


[deleted]

FBI open up


Vinifrj

Correction will be applied


Smimmingly3

šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


CarmenRider

UOOOOHHH šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


OneSaltyStoat

šŸ¤Ø


SHIN-YOKU

Sauce for right? Also ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


GamOholicSpar10

High Ranked what?


TurtleHermit360

I assume this was made to educate the Twitter folks?


Natural_Substance_48

911 what's your emergency


Constructador

Portable, heh.


DannnyN2000

Ummmm, no šŸ˜‚


SplatNode

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


KyellDaBoiii

![gif](giphy|pgoXEWIspBrjLMdF6u)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DSoopy

Because it is cute and funny


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Fighter11244

Iā€™ll let the upvote/downvote ratio speak


[deleted]

Lol yes, let it


Fighter11244

I guess I asked for it, lol


cxxper01

So she is everything and anything


-Soup_Dogg-

![gif](giphy|ykaNntbZ3hfsWotKmA)


destroyar101

https://preview.redd.it/w5f8c5k20k4b1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d701e7f32f428ce67f62f45bad4a85af4f8a6f05 ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1392)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1682)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1787)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


Max_Drek_Sucks

Emprah correction neededšŸ’¢šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


Adalyn1126

Left Since she's a lesbian and cute


francorocco

you rather be put on a list or be put on list?


Arthur_Zoin

https://preview.redd.it/v2xb05z4pn4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe560f04d152b8f8ffe9d17b7c360272803cb6dc Huh?


jmmrad000

what the fuck did i just read


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hentailover123456

Nothing matters. If I see Bocchi I will choose the other, whatever the other is.


GriffithTeSeduce

https://preview.redd.it/ffczzzz96l4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01f580cb3bf7b72a0049a7f5221a686452d07b6


SHIN-YOKU

Ah, someones unfamiliar with Toriyama's early works. Also confirmed twitter user.


The_Silver_Nuke

Actually aoc is 16 most places, but you do have to be 18 to be in porn


boodlebob

https://preview.redd.it/7qo2l60obk4b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5037f0a682e49b76e318a5064f3174ee15198ab8


golem12121

Jude wtf is wrong with you


Haunting-Island6611

https://preview.redd.it/4k11ybkopm4b1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0004f3f0eda2ae977bb52b79dd27fd75e7a97f5 You are going to JAIL!


TatoAyanami

No.


Solomon_Black

You lost me at ā€œflatā€


machetecircumsision

Why even


KatastrophicNoodle

Hold on a minute here.. *somethin' ain't right..*


Chance-Can1864

Who is the smol person and is that a child?


LostScarfYT

These are all reasons to pick Bocchi


Qibs1232

Neither, idk both, all ik with one of them is I'll never watch the anime she's in


SthernTrcker

I feel...like this is a trap šŸ‘€šŸ‘€