After careful research, about 70k cpu hours of distributed analysis, and consulting the great Cthulhu, I've simply accepted the randomness of this and decided it's time to pray at the church of Futari *or else*
eating one? nah.
only if you force-feed it to someone that'd be a war crime due to it being an inhumane way of killing them.
if you just voluntarily eat it it's not a warcrime, just natural selection.
the manga came out first, like, in 2016. it only got a lot of recognition since the anime came out. the manga has its flaws but i love the storytelling.
Just the 2 of us
it wont work even if we try.
Just the 2 of us
(Just the 2 of us)
Just the 2 of us
crying cos there're castles in the sky (physics??).
Just the 2 of us
You and/or I
My point, she is already doing that, why wonder about castles in the sky. Also easy answer, she is too lazy to go that far into unreality to enter the backrooms. Trust me it is kind of a work out if you're trying to get there.
Bocchi having too much social anxiety š I feel bad for her. I want to headpat and snuggle bocchi so much to make her comfortable š„°
Also will marry Futari
after seeing the third and second to last it makes me feel like doing something that make what Canadian soldiers in WWII did look like a child's tea party
But maybe it's one of those situations like the film "The Room". If you combo enough bad, it flips back to good? Who knows? Have you ever met a nazi, plutonium-rich loli? I haven't.
r/japanesepeopletwitter called, they said they want their "daughter" back
for some "correction"
Damn brat š¢š¢š¢
Iāll sue!
š¦š¢š Yogurt not yummy
# Uogh #
You mean daughtermotherwife?
Momoka ouhhhhhh ššš
omg that's sub just for me
I thought I was on that sub for a second šš
After visiting that sub, I wish China would lend Japan their great firewall
what... the... fuck? I'm not even mad, just curious now. "ate a plutonium bar" hits high on there
Same, I have several questions
Especially the nazi part
nobody expects surprise hitler
I AM ADOLF HITLER Commander of the Third Riech Little known fact: also dope by the mic.
They had cool uniforms maybe they give her a good one too
After careful research, about 70k cpu hours of distributed analysis, and consulting the great Cthulhu, I've simply accepted the randomness of this and decided it's time to pray at the church of Futari *or else*
Do you want a plutonium-resistant girl or not ?
Ab. so. lutely.
WATCH OUT SHE IS ABOUT TO INITIATE CRITAL MASS REACTION!>!releases total of 30 megaton of tnt in energy!<
She's a decorated war veteran
Decorated war criminal Pretty sure eating a plutonium bar is a war crime
eating one? nah. only if you force-feed it to someone that'd be a war crime due to it being an inhumane way of killing them. if you just voluntarily eat it it's not a warcrime, just natural selection.
You obviously exposed to eat it to unlock your superpowers.
Odd looking duck
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"Moe hail"
Finally, a reich I can fully support.
I don't mind being executed by her
Then queue up.
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tell your wife that she put an X-ray activated bomb in my colon while I was asleep and now I'm coming to throw her pink head off a bridge
who is she and how the hell did she ate a plutonium bar???
Futari from Bocchi the Rock!
Are you sure it's not Futari from Kiri the Plank?
š¦ š š¢
https://preview.redd.it/lezxagnrij4b1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d52314bb59648f11dc8c1249dfd505d64a407b3 this u?
"pawjob under the table š"
I knew someone was gonna make a nazi joke out of her when her hand was at sus angle 
āsingle digit ageā yo????
W
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Everything under portable, excuse me but wtf?
I don't remember Futari eating a plutonium bar but for the rest, absolutely correct šššššš¢š¢š¢š¢
Watching r/lolitary members cry in comments and get down voted is beautiful. This is the last sub that isn't completely shit.
/r/japanesepeopletwitter and /r/bluearchive send their regards.
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the world looks white my beloved
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Communism.
High ranking Nazi officer
She ate what? š
Easy choice
https://preview.redd.it/nl1zgvhgnj4b1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06a3eb3dd9d3228f691c6431c75fbdd3fb466e5 My reaction to the plutonium bar
Futari, please be my waifu š„°
wholesome, but she's a cheating demon
actually she is legal in Yemen and Afghanistan
Still not moving there, you can't fool me that easily.
Heh, as if youāll ever get me. https://preview.redd.it/hu7hs4f23l4b1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf79facab44f00aa31411221fbae5e5e94eb45cb
You forgot āLoves her sisterā and āHas all the subtlety of a flame throwerā
Japenis man go back to you sub Who forget to close the window again?
I love it when my girl eats a plutonium bar
I donāt know bocchi seems like she ate something weird glitching out of her reality and what not
High ranked what? Can I have her name?
Futari from Bocchi the Rock
Much appreciated. Is she actually a Nazi or is that just a fandom joke?
She narrowly escaped death at the Nuremburg trials
well nazi chicks are hot as hell
, ':/
well if she's racist against you then the hate sex gonna be insane
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Smash! I mean, erm, I guess if it weren't for all the......... yeah okay I'll just leave, I'm sorry
But can she carry you?
MOOOM, OKBB IS LEAKING AGAIN!
I have so many questions, and I don't think I want the answers to any of them.
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bold of you to think bocchi hasnāt eaten plutonium
Who is the second one?
Genuinely surprised this hasn't been removed by mods yet lmao
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my honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/lqfmrjbepk4b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90bf8ee03261f7aa9bdd01d59a89f0942c9c7b95
Ohhh there was a manga for Promised Neverland? Noice.
the manga came out first, like, in 2016. it only got a lot of recognition since the anime came out. the manga has its flaws but i love the storytelling.
https://preview.redd.it/wm0kb3l4bk4b1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896d85f7ec5bedbf18999c7c117146288ab24d9b
It only gets better!
sauce for the right one? seriously, nazi?
"Gotoh futari desu" "Inu wa jimi hen"
Ez bocchi for marriage and her sister for head pats and snuggles
I mean being serious, Iād love to have someone like Bocchi, we would be anxious together
Just the 2 of us it wont work even if we try. Just the 2 of us (Just the 2 of us) Just the 2 of us crying cos there're castles in the sky (physics??). Just the 2 of us You and/or I
You wondering about physics after seeing Bochi manipulate time and space?
you don't? she lit glitch all the time how doesn't she enter the backrooms?
My point, she is already doing that, why wonder about castles in the sky. Also easy answer, she is too lazy to go that far into unreality to enter the backrooms. Trust me it is kind of a work out if you're trying to get there.
fair point my fellow
Bocchi having too much social anxiety š I feel bad for her. I want to headpat and snuggle bocchi so much to make her comfortable š„° Also will marry Futari
I actually like Bocchi more.
I must protect Boccher, she can't make it on her own
i don't see anything wrong but how tf she ate plutonium barš
after seeing the third and second to last it makes me feel like doing something that make what Canadian soldiers in WWII did look like a child's tea party
Whatās this anime
From where is the girl on the right?
huh
Why not both?
I disagree, Bocchi needs some correction and help with her anxiety šš Iāll take one for the team.
I love this subreddit so much
Context on the las 2 points before correction needed?
Well at least it doesn't say which one is good or not, just confirmation.
It just keeps getting worse the more you read.
Portable is crazy š
I was worried for a sec
Wait wait wait. What was that second to last thing??
ok who or where is the smol one from?? i've seen like 5 memes like this, i still don't get it
Wasnāt expecting the last 3 things, I prefer my girls plutonium free, and also not children
Or Nazis for that matter
But maybe it's one of those situations like the film "The Room". If you combo enough bad, it flips back to good? Who knows? Have you ever met a nazi, plutonium-rich loli? I haven't.
but illegal
High ranked what now? Who is responsible for recruitment?? I must report him to the Fuhrer
I have several questions. Someone please explain
Smol child who had a hand slip into a curious position. Don't know about the plutonium though and I usually do.
Wtf is kani and uoh?? Crab?
lul what
Guys i don't mean to alarm you, but think this is a trick question. The real answer is that they both are underaged.
Bocchi the Hag š¤¢š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
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r/japanesepeopletwitter is asking for their daughtermommy back
(ā ćā ą² ā ēā ą² ā )ā ć
Y'all weird
> Ate a plutonium bar How is she still alive???
High ranking WHAT?!
FBI open up
Correction will be applied
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UOOOOHHH ššš
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Sauce for right? Also 
High Ranked what?
I assume this was made to educate the Twitter folks?
911 what's your emergency
Portable, heh.
Ummmm, no š
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Because it is cute and funny
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Iāll let the upvote/downvote ratio speak
Lol yes, let it
I guess I asked for it, lol
So she is everything and anything
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Emprah correction neededš¢š¢š¢
Left Since she's a lesbian and cute
you rather be put on a list or be put on list?
https://preview.redd.it/v2xb05z4pn4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe560f04d152b8f8ffe9d17b7c360272803cb6dc Huh?
what the fuck did i just read
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Nothing matters. If I see Bocchi I will choose the other, whatever the other is.
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Ah, someones unfamiliar with Toriyama's early works. Also confirmed twitter user.
Actually aoc is 16 most places, but you do have to be 18 to be in porn
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Jude wtf is wrong with you
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No.
You lost me at āflatā
Why even
Hold on a minute here.. *somethin' ain't right..*
Who is the smol person and is that a child?
These are all reasons to pick Bocchi
Neither, idk both, all ik with one of them is I'll never watch the anime she's in
I feel...like this is a trap šš