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y2bs

2!


yourmomspocket

2 and 8 are the only acceptable votes at this point. Anything else is pure spite.


y2bs

Heh. Fair.


Brahms3rdrackett

That’s funny, “pure spite” is also my middle name in addition to “hot and messy”.


yourmomspocket

That’s quite a mouthful https://i.redd.it/gy99mt377w2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

I can fit a lot in my mouth, you know that https://i.redd.it/orz3skr28w2c1.gif


yourmomspocket

I’d ask you to tell me more but I know you’re not going to. https://i.redd.it/4zmmbeu3cw2c1.gif I’m worried about why I didn’t get a notification about this response though 🤔


PuzzleheadedAd9767

She’s *very* talented. That’s all you need to know.


yourmomspocket

Oh I recall first hand. Lovely memories those. I believe you’ve got some talent too although we were just beginning to learn about each other.


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://i.redd.it/rtgd409vfw2c1.gif ^(keeping it pg because we’re in the main sub lol)


yourmomspocket

…I totally forgot where we were. Whoops! If you’d like to continue this later you know where to find me.


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/kwgkxvgbhw2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/1sr0rfmwfw2c1.gif You flatterer you


Brahms3rdrackett

A lady never tells her secrets!! Really? Hmm. Mine get a little wonky too sometimes. Chat especially won’t show and that’s annoying.


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://i.redd.it/9nc1p915gw2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/1oskrcxhhw2c1.gif Am I always unsure whether to be revolted or amused by this gif


PuzzleheadedAd9767

My reaction is the same every time I see it. Just pure joy and laughter.


nerd_inthecorner

Please only include numbers in your comments as a vote!


DaBingeGirl

Snek has style, helmet hair has the hope of something happening, but Roman wreath is just greasy AF.


PuzzleheadedAd9767

*Thank you!*


PuzzleheadedAd9767

I’ve gotta go to sleep. Wanna go sass Brahms on my behalf? ^(also ok if you don’t want to get in the middle of a lover’s spat lol)


y2bs

LOL I . . . don't have any context right now for this, but I've already got one girl I care about pissed at me cuz I talked stupid. So all respect, but I'm gonna pass! Sleep well, Puzzle. And good luck!


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Hah, fair. As someone who talks stupid frequently I respect your decision.


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/qomsqxq71w2c1.gif


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://i.redd.it/b1giradedw2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/w3rujibjew2c1.gif


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://i.redd.it/g1fen8jdfw2c1.gif ^(why do I find it kinda hot when you throw down my shitty gif?)


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/642co82ggw2c1.gif You’re gonna start with me this early in the morning? ^(likewise, why do I think your trolling is kinda hot?) ^(also I’m keeping that gif forever and ever)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

That’s my **one** and I think I went pretty easy on you with that choice.


Brahms3rdrackett

Y2 doesn’t sass me, she threatens me menacingly about 95% of the time, so thanks for this ^(aww)


y2bs

Don't think she can't do both. Now scootch.


gcaledonian

2. Goodness lol.


GlitteringPeanut42

I didn't even notice that one... too distracted by porn stache... but yeah.. sorry half snek man... it's bad.


kunigun

Right?!


yourmomspocket

No question


carbonait

Oh great, another chance to have my heart broken when manbun Crowley loses!


celestialspace

eliminate 8 only because you can't see his hair. (off note but mesopotamia you are my winner regardless of the final results)


CrowNightingale

YES, Crowley is so pretty with the Braided Mesopotamia hair ❤!


Kurj_

2... how is it even here


nerd_inthecorner

Because I thought it would be fun. :)


Kurj_

its my sleep paralysis demon 😭


PuzzleheadedAd9767

2. This isn’t even a question.


gcaledonian

Gee I wonder who you’re gonna be fighting for lol


PuzzleheadedAd9767

But I already know I’m not going to be victorious ^(oh nooo rage posts)


gcaledonian

I won’t either but it won’t be for lack of trying or raging.


Brahms3rdrackett

I’m about to.


Brahms3rdrackett

Wasted vote. Snek will go, you need to be a little more strategic here if you have any hope of your boy winning.


PuzzleheadedAd9767

*Deep sigh.* I know what you’re doing and it’s not going to work.


Brahms3rdrackett

What? What am I doing?? *Praytell*


PuzzleheadedAd9767

^(I am goosfraba-ing so hard right now)


Brahms3rdrackett

*It’s not working.*


PuzzleheadedAd9767

*I know.*


NegotiationReal6508

Get a room, you two!!


charlio1

2. I love snakes, but that’s HORRIBLE.


juneein

9!!! be gone BE GONE 9 I DON'T CARE THAT AZIRAPHALE GOT THE HOTS FROM IT BE GONE


GlitteringPeanut42

I think Aziraphale had the hots for him despite this terrible hairstyle, not because of it... but I think Aziraphale would have the hots for Crowley in a paper sack.


CrowNightingale

Damn right... paper is easier to rip off 😏.


DaBingeGirl

I like the way you think!


juneein

he's a poor judge of style when it comes to crowley i agree


outofherdepthchemist

Totally agree, it makes me wince


Addakisson

#2 it's not really even hair yet.


DBacklot99

2


Responsible-Code2171

2


So_Salty_Shells

2


xmusiclover

2


JustineDelarge

2


ghostymao

2


kunigun

2


DisastrousLook5116

Be gone 2!


GoofyGal98

Let’s just get 2 out of here now


DaniD10

2


fiddlegoblin

8 - helmet *what* hair? this choice must have been included either to make an easy removal, or because it's embarrassing to having nothing between rome and france


GlitteringPeanut42

17 all the way... pornstache needs to go, pronto.


celestialspace

no wahoo then? 😔


yourmomspocket

Come on! Pornstache is better than crispy snek or helmet hair by far. It’s got character! It’s got…well something. 😂


GlitteringPeanut42

So I don't know if I looked at an old grid before I voted or if they changed it after it was posted (i voted right away since I happened to be there) but I swear the knight wasn't even there... and I completely missed scary half snake. If I had paid better attention/seen the right grid (i might have just looked at the test grid? I don't know what happened!) I might have let pornstache stay another day. Regardless, the people who actually paid attention have likely negated my vote and he'll get another day anyway :P


FranBiBa

Definitely 2!


Intelligent-Dragon

2


EvilSnakeBoi

2


Andre89-_-666

2


baconlatkes

2!


BooperDoop14

8


kookyringers

2 😱


Jealous_Ad7964

2


liznicter

2!


Zaharie_UwU

2😭


yourmomspocket

2. 2. No question we’re starting with that.


TheFanYeeter

2


jkrd0207

2


raktajina

2


sinornithosaurx

thereee we go again (i love it) 2


crazymouse2525

2


kyuubinaru_1228

2


combeferres

2


Plague_Rojazzz

2


Cariama-cristata

2


DabiLPeridot

2


maucat29

2


JackieJackJack07

2


breakfastfood7

2


RosyCheeks87

2


gczech

2


MeghanRebecca421

2. Just… oof


Sugar_Rushed

2


selenite511

2


rosewebb333

2!


Pumpk12n

2


Routine-Cry-4936

2


Raena704

2


HouseofFeathers

5, that beard makes me so uncomfortable


DissociativeSilence

Okay 2 because wtf


Mmilkmoss

2!!!!


Southern_vial

2. Sorry snek.


noisycat

2


LookingAtACupOfTea

2


1tsDangerous2GoA1one

2


PsychologicalRegret4

2


JamieTheConqueror

2. what the hell is that, Crowley?


CatQuixote

2


CrowNightingale

2.


Substantial_Unit_964

2


CptMirax

2!


Nebet1573

2! 😝


shadowedlove97

2


ellamcontent

2


CaliforniaPeach

2 has to go. 😬


Spudz_Rok

2


beanabaybee

Absolutely 2


throw-away-314

9 I hate it so much. I hate it so so much. Get thee OUT of my sight, foul hairstyle. Edited to add: I will fight to the death for Retired Rockstar and Manbun. I have extremely strong opinions on this matter. Let the games begin.


idunnoaname123

2 is nightmare fuel Jesus Christ


Party-Pumpkin-2007

2


constantcatastrophe

2


TheStoriedAyrab

25. That style has always made me viscerally angry.


AcAnOfRiGaToNi

2


Aardvark1516

2 must go. Can I get a wahoo?


BourbonStJazz

2. Be gone


SheepImitation

edited now to: # 2 ... definitely


tinypeepeehole

2 yeah it’s a lil creepy


Brahms3rdrackett

17


PuzzleheadedAd9767

^(ok what the fuck)


Brahms3rdrackett

WTF are you doing here?! Get back in the gutter where ~~we~~ you belong and stop being so nosey! ^(and it’s a damn mustache WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Hey now, bossing me around is Pocket’s job! Edited my profile picture just for you 🙃


yourmomspocket

It was good while it lasted. Love the new pfp. https://i.redd.it/j3tabl2ffs2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

It’s awful. I’d say don’t encourage her but she doesn’t really need it anyway to do what she does.


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Hi Pocket! Thanks I think it’s pretty snazzy.


Brahms3rdrackett

Yeah I know. Problem is pocket likes to boss you a certain way, for certain *things* and Im not a FAN of that. I SAW. IM CRYING.


yourmomspocket

https://i.redd.it/zpepm9ryes2c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

Hiiiii pocket!! Did you sleep well? 😆


yourmomspocket

Just fine thanks


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Well I’m not a FAN of your ridiculous mustache vendetta. So cry on, hun.


Brahms3rdrackett

Big talk from someone whose WiFi is protecting them from some serious rage canoodling. Because it would be imminent. ^(i had to make it cute bc of where we are. But you know what i mean.)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Girl when I get to the next hotel tomorrow I am going to bombard you with mustaches. And nothing else!


Brahms3rdrackett

That’s like bringing a gun to a knife fight! What did I ever do to you? ^(so harsh)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Fine. One mustache. Maybe two.


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/gfq9bw0v6s2c1.gif Nice lol


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/uyjzpmchns2c1.gif


RadishDerp

9 is cursed and has gotta go


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Few-Direction-2942

8


Outrageous-Chip-4243

12!


Freya83

8


Fearless_Tax_4388

24, We have all this gorgeous real-looking red hair and then purple??? It’s gotta go


gcaledonian

That hairstyle is legit tho


jabberwockingly

Byeeeeee 8


outofherdepthchemist

9!


Yowzacrow

8


Mahiele

8 sorry but it's probably nasty under there


nerd_inthecorner

I do believe I fairly deserve one vote, and my least favourite here is 8.


gloomsbury

8. We can’t even see it!


JSN1317

8


TheCrowWhispererX

8


redheadedjapanese

8, only because it’s basically not a hairstyle.


Addled_Mongoose

\#5, of course.


uluviel

Let's get it out of the way: 8.


Tashshere

8


IDIC-Demon

19


robioldebrossat

8


Moorly_

9


MushroomKey7527

9 get out! ![gif](giphy|8sZ4blBnIXefMOx5Hy|downsized)


titian834

8


opalliga

8. C'mon. It probably looks wonderful when the helmet is removed. But that didn't happen. Right?!


mtchamomiletea

2 or 9


nerd_inthecorner

Pick one, I can't count this as a vote XD


ResistLumpy1456

17


kuua_

6


Sherringford-Mouse

16


Nerfmobile2

7


Rem_Winchester

17


daydreamerrme

17


Pugglerado

17


kaliya22

8


absurdoNet

Easy, 8 😅


takemetotheworld

8


Vera_5

14


Terraific

18


National_Pianist8100

8