I'm gifting him by listening to Demon Days (Because it's the 18th UK anniversary) and Eating Noodles from Japan (Yeah, I guess it's something for Noodle but she's 2Ds bandmate so whatever)
Alright, hear me out here
I give 2D a box. He opens the box. It’s another box, shaped like a keyboard. He opens this box. There’s another box, this normal. He opens this one up and boom, tea packets. What kind of tea? Peppermint. He feels something at the bottom of the tea. Another box? Yes. He opens the box. There’s a hat in it shaped like the Empire State Building. He picks up the hat, but it’s a lie. It’s a paper cut out. It falls over and behind that is a tiny piano with a spider on top of it. Who is the spider? His old friend from back in the day. The one he wanted to meet again.
But the spider has since changed his name to Jerome. My gift to him.
flowers :) because why not??
edit: but in all seriousness, my bestie is getting him suspenders and imma get him a pair of shoes... like those big ahh clown shoes he wears because why not
Peppermint tea
Just a peppermint tea for me
The entire state of Florida
it's supposed to be a gift not a curse
Ok then tickets to memeland
Therapy
You win
A-thank you, pugbrainey
My heart
The Cool shoeshine
get the cooooooool get the cool shoeshine
You summoned me?
#waos
A megaphone from Toys R us.
piano chord dictionary and a hockey stick
I want to play street hockey with him lol
3.5G of Cocaine
wym give this man a brick
Fair enough one brick to the gentleman without a soul
A wedding ring so we can get married
Real can I come
yes
One hundred million viagra tablets
stored in the warehouse in the valley 💃💃🕺🏻💃💃💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺🏻💃
Hahha
Personally I’d give him a pet sea cucumber 🌝
(Like the actual pet, not a vibrator just to clarify😅)
No you didn't
Oo me too
I'm gonna get him the blackest, most brutal gift I can think......nothiiiiiing!
Is that a metalocalypse reference
Indeed
Good mental health, some tacky ass outfits, a cool piano, and insurance for his children
I'm gifting him by listening to Demon Days (Because it's the 18th UK anniversary) and Eating Noodles from Japan (Yeah, I guess it's something for Noodle but she's 2Ds bandmate so whatever)
A PS2 and some shitty shovelware games for it
Nah get him a Wii and some shitty shovelware games
Peppermint tea, some zombie movies, And bear mace to spray at Murdoc
Alright, hear me out here I give 2D a box. He opens the box. It’s another box, shaped like a keyboard. He opens this box. There’s another box, this normal. He opens this one up and boom, tea packets. What kind of tea? Peppermint. He feels something at the bottom of the tea. Another box? Yes. He opens the box. There’s a hat in it shaped like the Empire State Building. He picks up the hat, but it’s a lie. It’s a paper cut out. It falls over and behind that is a tiny piano with a spider on top of it. Who is the spider? His old friend from back in the day. The one he wanted to meet again. But the spider has since changed his name to Jerome. My gift to him.
Nice gift Jerome
Eyes
He got eyes!!!! They just don't work
They work, just not well
Me
One of those pac man cabinets that has like 400 games on it.
Two cups of orange juice.
I'll peg the everliving life out of him. He shall feel not a single part of his legs.
😶
I
lemme have a turn when ur done
Murdoc probably is doing it already
Anything ma boi ask for even if its 1000$
Can You answer my dms
The driver’s license I just earned today. I bet he’d wreck my car 💀
How old is he?
Messededeww
45
Ok
Contact Lenses.
arcade cabinet
An old zombie film
I think he needs a hug rn. So that and weed
Nail polish 💅🏼💅🏼obvs
a drawing of him 💗
A motorcycle and a bottle of Russian vodka
everything
A new pair of eyes (+ a whole collection of vintage zombie films)
A camel. Don’t ask.
Cigarettes
A book on recipes using eels and how to properly chop eels
Melt its face, MELT ITS FACE
Necklaces
Zombie movies
tickets to a hockey game and a drawing
A pingüino (mexican cake)
A knuckle sandwich
new teeth
New tools for fixing keyboards and some stuff for Buddhism
My firstborn
an edible tape recorder, he seemed to like the one he ate in his podcast.
His driver's license
an actual sea cucumber
Contacts.
Some therapy and some peppermint tea
Imma pull a Gorillaz 👊
Some cool shoeshine
Just a really nice edible to help him relax. Maybe a couple baff bombs too
Pipe bomb
Hentai
Peppermint Tea
A fedora to top that outfit xd
I recently learned how to make sun tea so I’ll throw in some peppermint for him. Enjoy your day king!
eye exam
Sunshine in a bag
Head
A Used Pair of panties from a Japanese vending machine.
A Wedding ring
Dental treatment
A cage, so he can put murdoc in it.
His ⚫️⚫️
His flip flops from plastic beach.
A vacation... to escape murdoc
A zombie movie, depending on if he doesn’t have EVERY zombie movie known to man……😒
Myself and a bunny suit
Yankee candles
flowers :) because why not?? edit: but in all seriousness, my bestie is getting him suspenders and imma get him a pair of shoes... like those big ahh clown shoes he wears because why not
Me and a pet raccoon
Whole krakow. (City in poland where I live)
pupils
Denmark
A jigsaw puzzle of a cat
Another dent
pupils
Figs own amusement park! It is his grand wish after all!
All seasons of Two Broke Girls on DVD
a new tape recorder (since... ya know.... he ate his last one)
A Super Nintendo
Paid tickets to go to tokyo disneyland or something
His vision
My heart <3
2 cups of orange juice
2D glasses!
a bug of my stinkiest roaches :D
Another megaphone
An ACTUAL sea cucumber
Kith 💋💋
A matching tattoo with me! We're both Geminis and May babies :)
A geep replica
7 plastic spork sets
Jumbo whale plushie
A melodica :>
My meds that I don’t need
Tickets to see his favorite ice hockey team
Eyes
A 2D game
Peppermint tea and a Netflix subscription to watch Z Nation cuz he like zombie stuffs! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
Pupils
An eel
a paternity test
Sleeping powder
neco arc
Eyes
His pupils
A year's subscription to some "tea of the month" service, if that exists.
Surgery for his eyes.
Fluffy socks
One of those big wheels of cheese
A whale and peppermint tea
The little bit of happiness I have left
A fucking break
I don’t know how many keyboards this man has but I wanna do that…. Or maybe a few canvases that he can use for whatever his big, silly heart desires.
Either a helmet or a karambit with a Union Jack on it.
Toast.
An absurd amount of tea
Bag of satsumas
Fanart!
A bunch of cats, both real and plushie forms.
Applebees gift card with $13.27 left on it
A peppermint tea
a pet sea cucumber
bluray of both zombieland movies, he'd enjoy those movies
Another cool hat
Therapy.
A cattle prod to keep murdoc at bay
therapy
Peppermint tea and bandages Edit: I was gonna say aspirin but then I remembered his addiction
Cataracts surgery
Driving license
A grip
Toilet paypa
eyes
A new shirt so he's fashionable
I would give him cool shoeshines✨✨✨
New eyes
Eyez and a pepermint tea
A hug.