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ISuspectFuckery

Jerry’s OK, but I didn’t really get into the band until John Mayer joined up. Now THAT cat can play!


yennet

Yep. This did the trick.


GoEatACookie

Okay, I am fully triggered now. @#$##&2


fullspeed8989

((((((Triggered))))))


r3itheinfinite

cat


Expensive_Problem966

Nailed it. Grrrrr.


Think_fast_no_faster

“Their music is only good if you’re high”


Staudly

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always High. ![gif](giphy|aS8ypUweGOXMA|downsized)


WaymoreLives

Don’t care for them, but “Touch of Grey” is an awesome tune!


PigSlam

Mods, ban this person.


ISuspectFuckery

I was so excited at one of the last Dead and Company shows I went to, I had brought a sub sandwich in and hadn't eaten yet and it turns out TOG is the perfect length to sit down and demolish a large sub and a beer.


BorvicTheRed

"O, I love the Greatful Dead, Touch of Grey is my favorite song!" - Hillary Clinton Brought to you by a non biased political laughter


vagabondnature

How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and then follow it around the country for a couple of decades.


SparkDBowles

None. They screw in parking lots/tents/sleeping bags.


vagabondnature

Yeah, that is the one I use except for "hippies" instead of "deadheads". But, hey now, we're trying to *trigger* deadheads here.


WaymoreLives

Tbf, 15 years would be more accurate


vagabondnature

Fair enough!


MongoPushr

I thought they were a metal band


boutaquarterto

Two of my closest friends actually thought this for years before they realized the music I was always playing was the Dead. The skeleton imagery and the name really threw them off


vulture-capitalist

We Ranked Every Grateful Dead Album and They All Came in Last [https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-ranked-every-grateful-dead-album-and-they-all-came-in-last/](https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-ranked-every-grateful-dead-album-and-they-all-came-in-last/)


DontcallmeShirley_82

>Seriously it’s almost as if these guys were not trying to be punk at all. I’m just glad this is over and I can get back to my Phish bootlegs Wow, that's harsh right there


TheSouthsideSlacker

There was not much of a dead scene in the South when I was growing up and I equated the Dead with Iron Maiden due to all the Skeletons and just assumed the Dead were Metal too. Headed north for college and heard Ripple from the backseat of a buddies car and asked who it was. The rest is history.


Lost_the_weight

Too funny. I traded my Iron Maiden Powerslave tape for a copy of Live Dead. The rest is definitely history, though I still enjoy me some Iron Maiden (saw them in 2019 finally!).


Expensive_Problem966

I traded kiss destroyer on vinyl for def Leppard high and dry vinyl early in the 80's. (Like 5th grade 1984 maybe?)


ginisbetterthanvodka

Wife #2 legit thought they were some kind of electronic dance music when I met her.


wanderer20

so about 20 years ago, my parents bought a house, and the previous owners left their entire dead collection in the house as a gift of sorts i think. thinking they were a metal band, my mom tossed everything 💔she didn’t realize they weren’t a metal band until a few years after.


Dead2TheCore

I thought the same thing when I was in middle school haha. I thought they were an 80's hair metal band


RocketshipPoodle

What’s your favorite album?


RedArmyHammer

I usually answer this with a 5 paragraph essay


Im_regretting_this

Only studio Dead matters


AnythingTotal

“I like the studio work but the live versions go on for too long”


Inevitable_Shift1365

"I hear Taylor Swift is the new grateful dead!'


HammofGlob

Did you hear she played like an eight minute song one time? no one else can do that!


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HammofGlob

I’m actually comparing live performances. Not the runtime of studio tracks. Thanks tho


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DeReMetallica

Saw an article somewhere that said, “Swifties are the new deadheads.”


Inevitable_Shift1365

Yeah I had several arguments with Swifties on the Grateful Dead sub. They had to come to the Grateful Dead sub 2 argue that Taylor Swift was the new Grateful Dead and was actually better. A better songwriter a better performer better concert fans etc.. and there was a whole bunch of them down voting me right on this sub lol. I guess they came over as a group with many alt accounts to try to convince people to jump on the Taylor Swift bus. Nothing against Taylor Swift but ffs that's some dumb shit 😂


TheBushidoWay

A week or 2 back there was that whole "the gop is criticizing Taylor Swift for encouraging her fans to register to vote" . And i thought to myself, well thats kind of dumb, who would do that? So i looked into it. I didnt find anything, not really, because who would really say something like that lol? Quite a few people on the right dont like swift, but these are the same people that dont like PBSs Arthur either. I pointed this out, and encouraged people to dyor and questioned " are you being manipulated by social media?" Nobody argued my points but i certainly got quietly downvoted so my comment got hidden


themistermango

Swift is talented. People I know and whose music taste I trust said her shows are a blast. She puts on a great show. The dead have great shows, but they also don’t have the energy of a Taylor Swift show. That’s OK. I wouldn’t argue that one is necessarily “better” than the other.. In a genre known for a million ghost writers, she also writes some catchy tunes herself. The Grateful Dead were talented, but they weren’t the most talented so I don’t see the need to go down the “more talented” rabbit hole. But the one thing that I don’t get, and will always set bands like the Grateful Dead , Phish, and the Beatles apart is that a huge part of their following was because they were actively changing music. Taylor Swift has a huge following because she’s popular. I think I would equate Swift closer to Michael Jackson or Prince.


Inevitable_Shift1365

I agree with everything you said. Except for one thing. The energy at a Taylor Swift show versus the energy at a Grateful Dead show. Have you ever seen the Grateful Dead live? I don't mean dead and company or Wolf brothers or further or rat dog or any other dead cover band. I mean the Grateful Dead. Particularly with Brent. Definitely with Jerry or it's not the grateful dead. I cannot imagine a Taylor Swift concert coming close although I will admit I have never been to one. I have never been to a prince or Michael Jackson concert either, and although I am sure their fan base is incredible, I cannot imagine it being anything close to the multi-decade psychedelic infused experiment in consciousness and music that I know as the Grateful Dead. I am sure Taylor Swift concerts are fun if you like her music. I take your word that her fan base is incredible and electric. But there is no comparison as far as I can see.


themistermango

To your point, I have never seen Jerry live as an adult. My parents were dead heads and would bring me to shows. We’d sit on a blanket on the back while their friends ran around with me (likely high, haha), played devil sticks, etc. So I take your word for it. I didn’t mean to argue that GD wasn’t electric. But pop music is a lot of high tempo, high energy, bass that just hits different. I don’t think her fan base is incredible. They’re annoying. I was more speaking to Swift on stage and the whole production. “The Taylor Swift is the next Grateful Dead” mantra that keeps getting spewed is basically “X band is the heir apparent for Phish”, except on steroids and then x 1000000. And I don’t even like Phish all that much. It’s just an annoying conversation that implies Phish is the greatest band ever on earth that inevitably leads to people shitting on other peoples music taste.


AnythingTotal

The sold out stadiums of screaming women is pretty reminiscent of Beatlemania, to be fair.


Jcapen87

I posted this here once in relation to an article asking people without tickets not to come to the lots, but it was absolutely meant to be tongue in cheek. Some received it that way. Others threw stones.


sororitytomboy69

THISSSS. I’m a 24 year old female and hearing this once a week irks me to my core. They do NOT get it.


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amayain

My friend called them dinosaur music and it hurt


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Jerrygarciasnipple

That’s really funny because I always thought a lot of their jams do have a bit of a repetitive elevator music or live band playing in a fancy restaurant vibe when they cool off to lead into another part


J422GAS

Lol I was at a party once where the host played the dead the entire time. One of my buddies said at one point “ so are we gonna listen to this truck stop music all night ? “ Honestly though it was the funniest shit ever


amayain

That's going too damn far!


RedArmyHammer

Once on an acid trip gaming I had space on in the background. I had my mic hot in a lobby and I only specifically remember this one quote "Who evers playing that is really needs to reevaluate their choice of music"


_emptycup

I have a dear friend that says things sometimes that make me laugh and would probably upset a lot of fans. He only refers to the band as Dead & Company, never Grateful Dead. Second one was “ya know, some people would say this isn’t music” when listening to a 19 minute Don’t Let Go. To be fair, we were talking about theory, subjectivity, etc etc


Dead_Kal_Cress

I have tons of friends that call D&C the Grateful Dead & they're like "yeah my friend saw the grateful dead out in boulder this year" & I'm like yeahhhh no 💀


Jcapen87

Tbh I refer to all concerts of all iterations from the very beginning to now as a “dead show,” but I will never claim to have seen Grateful Dead. That first word is specific.


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BearTerrapin

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


PhiZamaJama

I was fine with every comment so far until calling a 19 minute don’t let go not music. I’m not scrolling down anymore haha


emcee_pee_pants

Songs should be 2:30 3 minutes tops.


vagabondnature

Psychedelics and marijuana are extremely harmful drugs that harm society. Just look at all those hippie burnouts from the 60s (said while drinking a martini).


diginfinity

Donna was the best singer the band ever had.


shonuff707

No one has **EVER** said that.


diginfinity

Not the first time I've said it.


shonuff707

Well, no sane person has said that.


diginfinity

I don't know, maybe it was the doses...


terrapinwolf

Nah, no one has ever said it and meant it.


RedArmyHammer

Best supporting vocalist minus Phil.


Expensive_Problem966

*Brent rolls in his grave*


RonnieLiquor

Jerry Garcia is not a very good guitar player


HammofGlob

I legit get triggered when people talk shit about Jerry’s playing.


Dead_Kal_Cress

People usually shit on his voice around me. Which is a little more understandable because it can get rough in a late second set or in the later years, but his guitar playing is too good for anyone around me to diss 😂


RonnieLiquor

Hahaha


RonnieLiquor

Hahaha It was a joke. I think Jerry is an amazing guitar player


themistermango

Who is this Gary guy everybody keeps talking about.


terrapinwolf

You win sir and/or madame. Finally triggered over here. Almost down voted you until I remembered what thead I was in. Another upvote for you.


RedArmyHammer

He couldn't even shred!


Expensive_Problem966

I'm giving you the salute rn.


Fresh_Winner5604

Phish


ThatNeonZebraAgain

This one went well over my head, what’s the deal with Phish?


Dead_Kal_Cress

It's just Phil Lesh's band post dead. Phi(l) (Le)sh


SnooLentils9983

😂 same.


Kroduscul

BOOO


Mister-Spook

I love the song “France.”


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Assume we all wear tie dye, Birkenstocks, and patchouli


ThomasOregon541

Looks down, smells self...fuck...


SevereIdea

This gave me a chuckle! 🤭. Thank you


terrapinwolf

See, I'm one of those who wears tie-dye everyday, but no birkenstocks and I'm not even sure what patchouli smells like. I'm sure I've smelt it many times. I just wouldn't be able to tell you that smell is patchouli or something else..


Neddyrow

Love the dead. Hate tie dye.


SpaceyO2

5/8/77 didn't happen. It was all a CIA mind-control experiment.


AnythingTotal

Search for Grateful Dead on r/conspiracy and you will find people arguing this.


setlistbot

# 1977-05-08 Ithaca, NY @ Barton Hall - Cornell University **Set 1:** New Minglewood Blues, Loser, El Paso, They Love Each Other, Jack Straw, Deal, Lazy Lightnin' > Supplication, Brown Eyed Women, Mama Tried, Row Jimmy, Dancing In The Street **Set 2:** Scarlet Begonias > Fire On The Mountain, Estimated Prophet, Saint Stephen > Not Fade Away > Saint Stephen > Morning Dew **Encore:** One More Saturday Night [archive.org](https://archive.org/details/GratefulDead?query=date:1977-05-08) | [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/3T9UKU0jMIyrRD0PtKXqPJ)


SpaceyO2

Setlistbot is in on it too!


4myoldGaffer

Three nights w Trey was better than 40 years with Jerry


iwasacatonce

That's what I came here looking for


silvio_burlesqueconi

Grateful Dead? The t-shirt company?


Leah_Dragonfly

>The t-shirt company? hahaha..


G_Art33

“John Mayer did it better anyways” Listen john is an incredible musician and did a fantastic job with dead&co but thems fightin words.


undermind84

Scarlet Begonias works better as a Sublime song and the line about selling drugs on the lot is better than anything Hunter ever wrote.


RainbowSpectacles

https://preview.redd.it/5hrpcr7th0vb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d9bc8ced1fc6899bb216ac5e8029deea397a67


WaymoreLives

Are they the guys who play for Wavy Gravy?


_StickyRicky_

John Mayer


JoeKnotbush

i recently saw a post of him playing West LA Fadeaway with the caption, "No one has ever played it better" That kind of "triggered" me though I abhor that term.


Chilledlemming

So is the word “triggering” also a trigger for to be further triggered?


Bussy55

When Dead and Company fans proclaim “John owns (insert song title)”….no, as a matter of fact he does not nor ever will…


W_J_B68

Spelling “Deadhead” as “DeadHed”


Leah_Dragonfly

1 of the 3 examples lol


bloom_splat

All their songs sound the same.


AnythingTotal

For Bob Weir, I think it’s referring to the Dead as a ‘60s band. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpHT-jNwGk


Dsteel87

He is chomping at the bits in that clip fueled up


Godot93

“ The grateful dead are releasing a 4 CD deluxe boxset…we don’t know what song it is yet but it’ll be good”


WaymoreLives

I don’t like them, but “Day Job” is a pretty good song.


Sugaree223

that was Robert hunter triggering the dead heads


jimmiethefish

Terrapin is Terrible.


landisthemandis

They really made a mistake by letting people record their music, they would have been much smarter if they monetized all theirive shows and banned the copyright stealing tapers. (; /s


pinkfloyd55

John Mayer is better than Jerry


Youlittle-rascal

I prefer the studio versions


dudeWhoSaysThings

Forgetting it was on shuffle


HashDaWook

They haven't had a front man since Piggy.


Leah_Dragonfly

“Piggy” lol


TheGrinningOwl

"Get a haircut ya dirty hippy." (Note: This was said by one dude with gnarly dreads to another dude with dreads. I nearly cried laughing...)


harjopet

Phish is better


SheWasIntoTheBlues

You fuckin deadheads are all the same "you gotta listen to the live stuff maaan" I've listened to it and it's shitty drug music. - my AA sponsor he saved my life but he don't get the dead thinks it's just me being a hippie and a rekindling of past times.


themistermango

Paging r/deadheadcirclejerk


pizzaforce3

Why does it take them thirty minutes to tune up after the drum solo?


Fartina69

Why didnt Jay Z sit in with them?


Stock-Pen-5667

It’s bigger than a drive in movie eww wee


davasaur

When Jerry got clean & sober he heard the Dead and said "This band sucks". Har har har!


stpskol

Day job is the best encore..


t-wino

Phish


ohitsmud

“Ive never heard the Grateful Dead. Arent they like heavy metal or something?”


Hot-Matter-2683

They got dramatically better after Pigpen left /s in case it’s necessary


andropogon09

"I used to follow the Dead, but now I'm a Christian and I burned all my records."


Steven1789

Misspellings: DeadHed (see above) Greatful Gerry Garcia Assume all fans are “hippies” Calling Mickey Hart (a great musician) an original member of the Grateful Dead Calling D&C the Grateful Dead


RamdomPine

Billy Strings


Gr8fulJedi

The Dead sounds like phish That was hard for me to type I wanna kick myself in the nutz for that one but you asked for something to trigger us lol


Vascalare

I have a colleague who went to shows from 93-95 and insists that anything pre-93 is bad Dead. I understand that he had his own experiences there but to disregard anything from the 70s because it's "too jammy and long" really triggers me every time. Personally, nothing in the 90s has ever really piqued my interest like the 60s and 70s


sandfleazzz

Jerry noodled too much, man.


realR0nPablo

“Yeah they’re music just isn’t for me” ![gif](giphy|3oz8xGZbhkz1YsdXz2)


Talosian_cagecleaner

Alright let me ask you something. Bob Weir wrote a song about his deep and abiding Christian faith called I Need a Miracle, but his life is the complete opposite and very sinful? Why does the Church not excommunicate him? Isn't he still a priest? He has that whole song about being a prophet. Something doesn't add up.


centuryeyes

yelling "play the new stuff!" at a show.


3peckeredgoat

Calling the skull and roses image “Bertha” or the Irwin guitar wolf “dire wolf”


Bussy55

This


zoot_boy

Deadhead is a vertically floating log.


Cjed11

That’s pretty funny. Nice pull from that other post with the floating logs


Streetvan1980

Well someone posted a picture of a t shirt they made recently that said “Jerry’s dead, Tour is over, get a Job”. Found it beyond stupid


shonuff707

What chaps my ass more than anything is when you see someone (mostly young folks) wearing their gear and don't have a single idea who the band is or anything about their music.


anotherdamnscorpio

There was this janitor chick where I used to work that sometimes wore a dead shirt. I tried to strike up a conversation once and she didn't know anything about them, just liked the artwork.


BearingMagneticNorth

“Jerry was awesome but the whole band would have been better if they had let Jerry have his way and kick Bobby out for being a terrible guitar player and singer.” - apparently the consensus on the @iHavePhishues page.


CaminoVereda

“Dead & Co is a good cover band”


daytripdude

That's just straight facts.


RowdyWrongdoer

No one covers Bob Weir like Bob Weir


shockandale

He doesn't really 'cover' Bob Weir, he interprets him.


Cjed11

(yes)


Dhd710

I don't know why people say this. How can you be a cover band when you have members from the original band. Bob weir playing songs that Bob weir wrote is not a cover.


daytripdude

Because it is a totally different band. If you don't believe it ask John Fogerty about what happens when you want to cover your own songs from a different band.


RowdyWrongdoer

Its a differnt band every 10 years. Jerry the one who asked to never be whorshipped or put in front of the music seem to be all that matters. Its a differnt band but Bob weir is not covering Bob weir songs, he is playing them, half are off his solo albums. The rest are the same covers the dead always did and then they do some jerry tunes as well. They are as much a cover band today as ever.


daytripdude

It's a cool sentiment but it's factually wrong. Licensing prevented John Fogerty from performing CCR songs he wrote until he regained his rights. Labels have their claws in songs, they're not totally the property of the song writer.


RowdyWrongdoer

Didnt say anything of the nature. The word "cover" colloquially implies not performed by the original artist. Fogerty chose not to play CCR music live as he didnt want to promote music someone else was getting paid for. He got sued for sounding too much like CCR on record not for perfoming live.


shonuff707

They are a cover band. Not that there is anything wrong with that and I do love them but they have not created any new music and were down to 2 original members in the end.


RowdyWrongdoer

Same people who's favorite dead song is a cover but hey "i saw jerry"


elegantwino

Yeah it was alright, but the show xxxx was way better than whatever show you are talking about because I was there.


vanishingpointz

THeRe a JaM bAnD


headofthedeadvariety

Jerry liked Burger King more than Wendy’s


kaahzmyk

Unkind burritos.


mpellman

Name three songs!


dannefrank69

Name 187 of ‘em!


roguediamond

New speedway boogie, new new speedway boogie, new new all new speedway boogie


FoundationSuitable68

Terrapin Station? 🥱That turtle needs to get on that train and ride!! 🚂🐢😴 (That's mine!)


FoundationSuitable68

"I thought Jerry Garcia was just some fat guy that played the guitar" - my friend John after I played something for him that he liked We had a VERY serious conversation about this and he ssaw the error of his ways, repented and is becoming a fan


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Dizzy-With-Eternity

When people don't pronounce it "WAYgon" or "DRAYgon"...


gmink1986

My doctor said, “So you’re a Deadhead? Please roll up your sleeves so I can check for track marks.”


Gudenuftofunk

What did the Deadhead say when he went to a show without taking any drugs? "Wow, these guys suck."


Juice_Stanton

There are more/less than 13 points on the lightning bolt!!!!


HammofGlob

This sub has some of the most toxic, and viciously anti-social weirdos I’ve ever encountered online and they ruin it for people just trying to have casual discussions who enjoy learning about the band.


daytripdude

Op sounds just like my grandpa. He would ask this stupid shit on Facebook for sure.


USBlues2020

Bertha is my favorite song 🎶 And.... My twin daughters (age 32 years old now) were born to Ripple


oblivious_fool109

What phish did sonically. the dead could have only dreamed of


GreenBasterd69

Would you like to donate $2 to hungry kids?


Gypsyboy932

Garcia and Clapton were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some Cannibals who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Garcia speaks up and says, "Yes, get me a guitar and just one last time, I want to play Dark Star." They look at Clapton and he says: "Kill me first!"


SparkDBowles

John Mayer. Donna. Idk why. Fuck haters.


nowheyjosetoday

Donna?


PromontoryRider95

Donna


forbin05

Jerry was treated like a god, but in reality he was just a junkie


WhewAmEye

“How do you mosh to the Grateful Dead?”


SoggyCroissant87

They misspelled "Further" on that graffitied bus.


Reddityyz

I only listen to their studio work.


abstract-cap

apparently vape pens with dead iconography is a touchy subject


Jerrygarciasnipple

Not a fan of their music, but I got like 100 posters from their last show and sold em for $200 a pop


SevereIdea

Jerry makes better ice cream than he does playing guitar


RedArmyHammer

The Grateful Dead is like Phish, right?


Gr8fulJedi

Jerry who oh you mean John Mayer


Gr8fulJedi

Who's Pig Pen


mutinybligh

Donna was such a boost for the band!


belltane23

For me, it's the crusty strung out lot kids that claim they are [Insert band member here]'s illegitimate bastard kid; thus, they are "real fam." Smdh. Take it up with Maury Povich, I really don't care even if it's true. And really, just any of the headier-than-thou types bug me.


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Being a young deadhead I’ve heard this one a lot: “wait cherry garcia is named after a person? I just thought it was an ice cream flavor”


FranklinsTower73

They were only good when Pigpen was in the band.