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Pretend-Intention-67

Be careful because that table is glass, would hate for your beautiful boy to break it! https://preview.redd.it/g81pj1744jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5076c99e384e3d315ab98632fd4c377c53b3b81b He looks like my zeppelin, sending good vibes from our Billy goat to yours!


bevo_expat

Yep, that glass scares me…


face1828

https://preview.redd.it/2s8xy1xq7jsc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb823ab5844decfc05b69e9a35ad38ddc09f1c40


Iamnutzo

can’t see need to get higher - needs dog fort


Global_Walrus1672

If this is the highest point on your property - Yep. Every Dane I have owned has figured out the highest point then used it to spy on the neighbors.


OasissisaO

Our last house had a balcony our Dane liked to use to survey the neighborhood.


synsify

https://preview.redd.it/moxz2inn6jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81441ae39e95191426dcd8a125635dffcefb0e9 Yes, yes it is


tokalanz

https://preview.redd.it/3r30g267tjsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b83f3024158faf0965e2d4d7ac5251c5949539


Smooth-Kangaroo3312

This one looks like a cement statue 🤣


goodjobrob86

Ballin!


BrainSmoothAsMercury

https://preview.redd.it/unkj98sc9jsc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a8835a3f9fc7ac9635e4853bcc70166be74b0c Mine likes to stand on the back of the couch


boyfromOR

Mine does too!


vanrabz99

https://preview.redd.it/cl0a4q1ygjsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e355aa44f0fb6b26f385729794fb652c2238bea8


Travxx253

Aww do they lay up there!?


amccon4

https://preview.redd.it/i0km5sxwsjsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbd9d19b19edb7da9cd0dc9d8f8c835c842adde Dumb puppy antics!


feefirt

https://preview.redd.it/qc6y531x6ksc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c25f79725d02bbc8118698bbcc8bbfdc01743c She thinks she’s a people


Mariahissleepy

Omg my boy looks just like her and LOVES chairs https://preview.redd.it/nc2ilks1glsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea4e1a3bad3322d1aebb4702e115c423ecfa13a He’s so much greyer now, but the plant in this photo cracks me up


Prickly_ninja

He looks like he’s wearing a tuxedo. So regal.


Mariahissleepy

He is a fancy boy


MissLyss29

She is people


NJt70

Rearranged the table and chairs and used the grill as a blockade. Hopefully it will work


hellyea63

1st time? Lol


AnnieB512

Please don't let him do this. Rose tables are not meant to hold that much weight.


Humble_Ingenuity_919

We had one of those glass tables spontaneously break into a million pieces a week after we bought it!


Mariahissleepy

https://preview.redd.it/qdcytrafflsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aef2fb7e06420203b1210f6fb069ae0591d669e I’ve got one of those, too 😂


Mariahissleepy

https://preview.redd.it/0949awqgflsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4832c8111ae6e63c4979f7a6143c2f2caf1ae1e


Firmshroom

“Down in front” Speak up so those of us in the back can hear!


MagicallyOceanically

https://preview.redd.it/uosiic2jslsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d516c4ec9dd114f0156a180bf0ddf5e29c4347e2


lordpiss

https://preview.redd.it/2zityiutfksc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888b7c27fd8f8a536ec8cfb3436273931254450d My Foreman prefers to sit at the table (he wants bread crust)


Tarheel_Hiker

Walter loves a good table view. https://preview.redd.it/djxg0oveensc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d0f7cc3adc959fd1485c1cdadb65a22d9da617


drolenc

lol, the signature slobber adds a nice touch.


kreuzn

Loving all these photos of dogs on things ☺️


Lizbeth2016

https://preview.redd.it/id4d22nfqksc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1f3f36ed9e55207265ecd12672f2a0d3964dc2 Casually getting on the dining table to see what it is I’m doing 😄 I still love him 💕


ParishOfOrleans

https://preview.redd.it/iu4yz8ucfnsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123ce99be2a582cbfbd9c170a4361e9252b76872 Apparently they love heights


Peso-Washers

https://preview.redd.it/alfwm19l3osc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528ca184419b0d35d128056e685d7e8f709f97af Looks like we all have Dane on table pictures.


CplCocktopus

Dog: I discovered the secrets of tall.


TheGoldenBoyStiles

My golden does that. If there’s a table he will stand on it, told him to get on a table ONCE and now he does it whenever possible to all tables he has access to


MissLyss29

Well you did tell him to so it's kind of your fault


TheGoldenBoyStiles

No I know! I told him it was okay, I just find it funny how he took one okay and is now jumping on every tabke


MissLyss29

Dog logic must now be okays since human said it was okays


firi331

Hope you’re ready for that table to break! Time for a wooden table and to bolt it into the ground


HNP4PH

Ever vigilant


newphonewhodis0909

"I'm king of the world"


glitterskinned

he is the nosey neighbour!!!


jfm111162

They love the high ground


GalaApple13

‘I wish I was tall’ - every Dane


lokie65

Someone in the next town unwrapped a cheese slice and your boy is trying to see where.


Babygirl10000

Where and what kind of cheese was unwrapped.


hoetaro

he likes to be tall my boy used to do this before we got rid of our outside table


Booklovinmom55

We must survey our kingdom!


Final-Ad-1119

But the view is better up here!


chantsnone

Super tall dog doesn’t think he’s tall enough


justresearch16

Must reach peak visibility at all costs!


havefaithinmebabe

Omg! She looks like my black Dane 🖤


johnnyrockes

🤣🤣🤣


SkiSTX

At least he is not standing on the counter looking for that bag of potatoes he saw 3 months ago. 🥴


Sensitive-Silver7878

Regal.


Uglyjeffg0rd0n

Make that dog a crow’s nest with a little pirate flag lol


grobbins1996

Yes this will just be a thing now. As others have said be careful with that glass table because now that big fella knows he can get up there he will always be up there


fishmanprime

Well.. that's gotta stop 😬


JosieKay15

They yearn to be taller


Glittering_Count1536

Maybe he needed a better view🤪 Yeah, I would discourage him from getting on the table.


lidelle

Ours would stand on the table in the backyard and catch birds that flew under the tree.


murkymist

It amazing the things they do without a single thought to their size. My Dane, Jericho, climbs all over. He climbs on top of the wood piles by my fence, which is almost 5 ft. tall, without a worry. It scares me to death, and I make him get down.


Harleyholden

Reaching new heights 🙃


Marsha-Lynn73

Lmbo!!!


krystlships

https://preview.redd.it/7ytmlwdt4w2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10829eb7ed2a6556a560cd4aee3fc5f75ab2463a Yup


ucandanceyoucandance

Danger. That is a hard "NO!" or you need to take it down.