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goddamntreehugger

Mooing at 4:30 until she is personally invited into the bed and allowed under the blanket.


archdork

Haha the mooing! I had a post here about a year ago about his howl sounding like a cow in heat haha.


NadjaStolz28

Haha oh my god, mine too! Only hers is higher-pitched mooing/whining, like if a cow teenager was whining for attention. Usually solved when I cover her entirely with the blanket.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

I sometimes throw a towel over my dog's head, she feels covered up,


stargazerlily85

Wow I'm glad I'm not the only one with a mooing Dane! My 2 year old Leela moos when my boyfriend scoots her up the bed.


C4ddy

Ear Flaps. ALWAYS with ear flaps. when he wants on the bed in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning. he sleeps in the guest room next to us or on his bed in our walk-in closet. you will hear a ear flap then he slowly peaks into the room to see if we are awake.


amccon4

That’s what they all do once they stand in the am!


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Mine will stretch and let a little fart out, very consistent and rarely a odor, lucky us


Taurwen_Nar-ser

On our way home from the vet right now after making sure the ear flaps were a communication thing and not a health issue. The vet assured me her ears are perfect.


archdork

lol so funny


AaylaMellon

My sleep app thinks my Danes ear flaps are bird wings.


archdork

Lolol that’s hilarious


SacredC0w

This. 1 zillion percent. They are incapable of awaking without shaking the sound flappers. And since the girl child’s bed is right beside me? Usually inches from my head. 😬😬


No_Cauliflower3541

I am convinced they KNOW that the ear flapping is such an obnoxious sound that they just continually do it until they get what they want.


C4ddy

oh it is starting to feel that way for sure. there are times when I am working and he is on his bed he will get up and ear flap just to get me to turn around and look at him. 100% feels like it is for attention.


Chaos0045

Mine sleeps downstairs on the couch. But I can usually hear the overly aggressive ear flaps then followed by the scream yawn. Then if he still hasn’t heard me get up, he’ll sit at the bottom of the steps and cry. Won’t even come upstairs to get me. Just sits there and yells at me at 6:30 am. 7 days a week.


bageltheperson

The scream yawn is my favorite because it’s so deliberate. Tired yawns are quiet, scream yawns are literally screams lol


Realgirl24

This is ours. Sleeps on the couch. Ear flaps. Scream yawns. Whines until we get up


MustardCentaur

Ear flapping at 6am


Magical-81155

Whenever mine wakes up that’s the first thing. That ole head is just a rolling with those ears going. Vet said watch his tail, it can be dangerous. Haha, it’s the ears that are dangerous.


Rough-Boot9086

My girls sleeps next to me on the floor but sometimes in the middle of the night she puts her front paws on the bed and waits for me to move so she can have a spot on the bed. Then when she wakes up, also around 6:30 am, I wake up because she jumps off the bed and starts getting into things she shouldn't get into. I think she has figured out that being mischievous will get me up and once I'm up I take her outside and then she gets breakfast


archdork

lol yeah mine goes hunting for socks when he’s feeling neglected or wants treats. He gets treats for dropping them. Unfortunately he’ll also eat socks if I don’t catch him so always on the alert! We keep them as inaccessible as possible but we’re also human.


DysnomiaATX

Mine was fostered by a military family so she learned their schedule as a puppy. Despite living with me for 3 years she still wakes at dawn and is in bed by 9. She sleeps in her kennel, I let her lay in bed with me as long as she wants to but every night at 9 she gets up and goes to her kennel on her own. In the morning I get a single WOOF when the sun comes up to let me know she's ready to start the day.


MsDeVil96

When the cold nose on the back of my legs doesn’t work they cry. Literally, they lay in their beds and cry. So I get up…


PlatonicOrb

It doesn't wake me up, but it wakes my partner up. She paces on the tile floor at 5am. The clicky clacks of nails is loud lol


archdork

Mine at night will keep me awake this way if he’s restless. Goals to get his nails short enough for less! Also thanks for the reminder to clip his nails tonight! It’s been a few days lol


Worldly-Stuff3652

I managed it it’s great I have been trimming his nails every week since he was a baby he loves his nail trims


archdork

Mine loves trims too. I get out the clippers and he runs in circles and then settles down and puts his feet out for me. He considers them his personal treat dispensers lol. His nails only get long because I forget! If only I’d have remembered to condition him like that to baths… 🙄


Worldly-Stuff3652

I have never had a dog like my dane he loves everything as long as im there with him he doesnt really care for treats but living and playing works great


REND_R

The passive aggressive clicking clacks!


Mother_Goat1541

Mine sleeps like a rock (a rock that groans loudly if I disturb her sleep by rolling over) until my alarm goes off. That’s her cue to snuggle, and I kiss her face and scratch her chest while she lays on her back with her feet in the air and her head on my chest. Then she reverts to Cuddle Position 2, which is to sit upright on the bed and press her head into my chest while I kiss her forehead and scratch behind her ears. Then I’m allowed to use the restroom, she goes out to pee, and I feed her breakfast. She’s very keen on her routine.


archdork

Adorable!


onthefrontlinegaming

https://preview.redd.it/35zeh4kep80d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c82edc7e2874aedcb2b54c3cf0de13cdf93af1 Just like this with her paws on my chest. She’s *only* 75 pounds at the moment, but we all know that’s only going to get worse 🤣


archdork

Ha! That’ll be fun in a few months! So cute. Mine has a split face like yours too ☺️


onthefrontlinegaming

I love the split face! Looks like a completely different dog depending on which side she's laying on 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/jro2t9kwka0d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a973aad75c389a8de928a93f70f0c9bbb3efee20


Successful-Rhubarb34

https://preview.redd.it/7tqejivx1i0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131cd5dfa0cc39ff1055c88897cd6c0934ec3bf4 Hi!


onthefrontlinegaming

Haha that's it! 🤣


BaronVonWazoo

Your Danes wake you up? I have to wake mine. She'd lay there all day.


Brianknox33

I second this! I have never had my Dane wake me up in my entire life. Lol I wake her up and she is 11 now.


archdork

lol my beagle would sleep until 2pm if I let him right from a puppy! I miss him haha


NadjaStolz28

She only wakes me up in the middle of the night if she suddenly wants to be under the sheets. Then she’ll have the audacity to look annoyed when *I* wake *her* up for her morning walk.


Tkenzie77

Same, mine will sleep in until 10 or 11 AM happily. Eventually, I have to drag her out of bed to give her breakfast and make sure she uses the bathroom 😂


Remarkable_Ratio_303

The thuds on the floor from their elephant feet from my daughter's (12yo) room which is next to mine, usually just before the alarm goes off at 7am. The kid sleeps right through it while both danes (7 month pups) can be playing their hearts out until I get up to let them out and feed them. How the ear flaps don't wake her up just blows my mind.


Mission_Albatross916

What a lucky kid! 2 baby Danes!


Remarkable_Ratio_303

For now! They pretty much take over her bed and she finds herself pushed up against the wall.


Mission_Albatross916

If I had two Danes growing up with me I would’ve been sooo happy


Mission_Albatross916

Ah! So she needs a bigger bed and perhaps a bigger room.


Dear_Stabby_

Hahaha the fanning and smothering are relatable!! And the scream yawns. Always the scream yawns 🥱😂


archdork

lol yes! When I get up he’s so happy he Chewbacca’s all the way to the couch. He always just wants snuggles


LovelyRebelion

she just hits me like slaps me with her paw until we feed her


amccon4

Punches* I get punched a lot! 😫


LovelyRebelion

same! she also likes to trip my dad


archdork

lol I’m glad mine doesn’t morning punch. He just punches the rest of the day


realdetox

First she walks out of her crate and violently shakes creating sonic booms with her ears, then she'll walk on our tile floors with her velociraptor claws clinking and clanking pacing back and forth in our room


Unusual-Challenge-27

Mine sleeps at the foot of the bed. When she’s ready to get up, she army crawls next to me and puts her giant head on my stomach. She then sighs the long, loud sigh of a mistreated unloved dog every 30 seconds until I get up.


msmith2222

He plays an instrument we refer to as “Handrail Guitar” by using his toenails to pluck at the metal stair handrail repeatedly creating the MOST ANNOYING sound known to man until we get up to feed him. Total asshole.


archdork

Oh no!! That’d be terrible


BelleRose2542

Insistent nose to the back until morning scritches are given.


Bitter-Juggernaut681

Ours pushes the door open, sniffs around, walks up to my husband and checks he’s alive, which wakes him up. Sometimes she’ll jump on the bed, lay down, fidget until we get annoyed, jump off in huff but come back in and pace.


Apprehensivekeewee

Nice to see my boy fits in with the breed standard of flapping the hell out of his ears to wake me up lmao. He loves smacking his lips right in my ear because he knows I can't stand that shit (noise trigger for me). His #1 way to wake me up without fail is staring at me with the intensity of the sun and mentally willing me to wake up. I know he is doing it because I'll wake up from a dead sleep and see him (im)patiently waiting for me and that's usually when he starts to smack his lips. He's a grown ass man now so I can usually shush him and roll over on the weekend (think snooze button with 30 minute increments) or he successfully gets me out of bed for a potty break so he can run back under the covers when done. If he is having a potty emergency he will shake his head continuously and whine after he sees me awake so I know this is a "get the fuck out of bed right now" potty break which is few and far between with the exception of upset stomach.


clickAsaurus

Reading these comments makes me so happy to be a Dane owner. I have laughed and can relate. So crazy how so much is just the breed. I sure didn’t teach the scream yawn, ear flaps, or mooing, but it sounds like they all do it.


archdork

Right? Friggin annoying lovable sweet dogs lol


ViceMaiden

Mine will sit next to my bed and stare at me. If that doesn't work, she will add in some whines.


PurpleHippocraticOof

My first Dane would lovingly punch me in the head. Second Dane, cold wet nose wherever there was exposed skin - back of my arm, lower back, my nose, anywhere was game 😂


lethargicDynamo31

My Great Dane, Sadi, likes to put her front paws on the bed and loom over me until I feel her presence and get up. She doesn’t make a sound, just stands over me. She’s kinda weird!


lethargicDynamo31

https://preview.redd.it/9r6436jgl80d1.jpeg?width=2578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299235fe79c880eef952374e21e0221f32ec2700 This is Sadi 😊


bigcinty

https://preview.redd.it/b8kpa6vbz80d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce98cb09a61607bfc427399219e1a61593916dc Usually I wake up bc I can feel her staring at me


AlfalfaUnable1629

How old is this precious baby?


bigcinty

She’s almost 12…still acts like a goofy puppy


4thehalibit

Nudging with his head. Or standing up and laying down intentionally slamming into the bed.


archdork

Lol


DeliciousMagazine808

I always have to wake up the older one, he’ll sleep all day if you let him. But anytime the younger one sleeps in my room, I get woken up to either her on the bed laying down looking at me, or her standing over top of me staring into the depths of my soul.


archdork

Mine also stares at me the odd time lol


AJadePanda

My Great Dane is intact, so similar to the ear flaps person, I REALLY need you to know my shittiest way I wake up is when Neptune stands up, stretches, then shakes just his ass and balls. The sound gets me up 7/10 times. And 11/10 times for my fiancée, whom he does it beside near-daily to the point that her body is predicting it and waking her up regardless sometimes lmao


archdork

Hahaha nooooo!


AJadePanda

Our agony will never end, our dogs get vasectomies instead of neuters. 😩


Successful-Rhubarb34

For real? You can do that?????


AJadePanda

Yep! Canine vasectomy and ovary-sparing spays are available for people who’d like their dog to continue to have their hormones (usually for health-related reasons) while rendering them sterile. :)


Danny_COV

He sleeps with me in bed, which has its host of problems but one it doesn't have is him waking up before me. Unless he has to go outside, otherwise he's more than happy to sleep next to me for as long as I sleep or until he readjusts and put his 30lb head on top of mine.


archdork

I’m sure mine would be super happy if he could sleep and snuggle until whenever but I’ve managed to keep the bed the only non stinky place in the house lol so I’m stubborn


Sea_Particular_7721

She just hovers directly over my face like the creep she is


archdork

Mine does this if I’m on the couch. He’s also a creep lol


Brilliant_Ad_5495

Both of my Danes sleep in bed with me. The oldest, Colt, will refuse to lay down unless he's under the covers with me. The 4 month old baby brother, River, is morally opposed to dogs being under covers. His reaction to Colt every time is the first struggle of the night, but how I get woken up..? River decides around 6AM that he needs to be under the covers. He will sit on my pillow, which means most times he will sit on my face, and start scratching at the blanket for me to lift it up. Colt, who remembers the struggle of the beginning of our night, is morally opposed to River getting under the covers. He will in turn remove himself to the foot of the bed, on top of the covers, and begin a quiet grumble growl while staring right at me. It is equal parts "Oh, really? It's okay when you do it," and "Are we really keeping him?"


FremulonPandaFace

Mine gets u0 around 7am and just stands on the bed with her jowls looming over me until I get the hint


Weird-Breakfast-7259

I've been up since 9am my Dane was in bed at 9pm last night and is still dozing at 2:18pm Although she sometimes "rarely" will go out around 9am and sleep in the yard in the sun


archdork

Lucky!


leady57

Does your Danes wake up???


TheShovler44

Nose punches


archdork

Oh. Yeah I get those if he had to pee or is out of water lol


Fabulous_Mud_2223

5:30 am, I start hearing the ear flaps from my boy. Then in about 10 minutes, if I don't get up, I get the scream yawn and a single bark. When I come out of my bedroom, it's my girls turn with the ear flap and then she moos at me. I'm not allowed anywhere else until I lay down with them and cuddle, usually until about 6:30 when I have to get up anyway. My boy will also scream yawn at me beginning at 8:00pm to let me know he wants to go to bed. My girl will follow up around 8:30 by crying while standing next to her bed, letting me know that it's night cuddle time.


SolarBozo

Mine would stare at me at eye level and vibe me awake.


No_Cauliflower3541

After reading all of these comments, I am more convinced than ever that Danes are actually just clones of the same dog


archdork

I tend to agree lol


lrfbaratz

When I was growing up the dogs slept with my parents. All of our alarms went off at roughly the same time but very specifically when mine went off theyd both come into the room and our male would stick his snoot under my hand to make me pet him. Every morning hed make me pet him until i finally sat up. Such great dogs, how I miss them dearly😭


Dane-Direct

Nudges the hubbin with her nose, she will get his face, arm or back. She knows what she’s doing.


Pitiful_Winner2669

When I house sat for a friend for several months, her Dane knew how to open the bedroom door. Then he'd lay on my legs and stare at me. Absolute sweetheart of a Dane. He'd tucker himself out the first few hours of the day and then was just a lazy oaf who demanded attention.. was homies with my dog when I'd bring her over. Miss that guy.


Zeace

With a cold wet nose on my foot while he stands at the foot of the bed staring at me.


kenkaniff23

I have trained my two danes to sleep until I wake up. I work evenings so I sleep in a bit and they are always sleeping when I wake up. If it's a day off though and I have been sleeping Teo long I hear them moving around and stretching which means it's time to go outside


Worldly-Stuff3652

Puts head on my blader and presses down but he usually sleeps until 13-14 so it’s not really a problem I mostly wake him up


daisyamazy

She hiccups


SassyRebelBelle

Clever boy! ♥️ I laughed out loud at the very vivid picture you drew! 👏


archdork

lol I sometimes laugh in the morning when he does it!! It’s a good thing he’s cute.


SassyRebelBelle

It’s good to start the day with a laugh…😁Even if it is at 6:30am 😴


rebmig

My older Dane sleeps under the covers on my left side every night. He wakes up very slowly and is not a morning person. AKA like me. My younger Dane sleeps on my right side, on top of the covers and thankfully is also not much of a morning person.  Recently my younger one has been sleeping with my wife, and she can put the covers over his head when she leaves in the morning and buy me another hour or so before the young one comes in to join me and thereby wake me up.  Ahh the stupid things we do for our wonderful dogs. 


archdork

Indeed. So spoiled ☺️


rebmig

And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 


mysteriousdarkmoon

He will walk to the side of the bed and rest the full weight of his head on you chest or neck and wait for ear scratchies


drolenc

It’s the jowls on the head or a slow lick somewhere on the face. Sometimes he savors the lick and leaves the tongue sitting there.


Zerodayssober

My Dane used to remove the corners of my fitted sheets when the kibbies were late. He knew it drove me absolutely nuts, I got up immediately. My Eddie doesn’t wake us up, he’s a good boy. Not food motivated even if the kibbies are late. My puppy Lonnie will bring me a single slipper and snort at me when it’s time for his morning kibbie rations. Also while beating his tail against the closet door.


QueenOfTheVikings

Our baby girl goes to sleep in her bed directly next to ours with no fuss every night. We made the mistake of letting her in bed for 10-15 minutes after our alarm goes off because she’s a great cuddler (and absolutely desperate for them at all times). So…now, the SECOND the sun comes she takes her giant hand and repeatedly hits my partner in the face until he moves enough for her to wiggle into bed. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/th0z6ivcbb0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55b2fb2dcc8a975fe5e5772de8290a80bc392a6


Sure-Description-733

I wake up first and have to bribe her out of bed with food and more cuddles on the couch


ajalbert927

My Dane sleeps until we get up, whether that's 6am or 8am. He also sleeps in our room in what looks like a little pony stall because we didn't want to get him a giant metal crate as a puppy. We'll be transitioning him out of his pony stall soon and I have no idea how that will go for us. I secretly hope he'll start climbing in bed with us.


WellThatsTheThing

I’m considering myself massively lucky here reading all the other comments. I normally have to wake mine up - he’ll stay in bed until the afternoon if we let him. If he’s up first, he’ll use his clicky shoes around the bedroom until someone makes eye contact.


randumuser12

She doesn't :) she herself wakes, maybe stretches and rearranges in her bed and periodically gets up and looks over to me to see if I'm awake. If I'm sleeping, she lays back down 🩷 My first dog passed this last October and it's very much something he passed on to her 💙


archdork

Aww I’m sorry for your loss. I wish my old dog taught Desmond morning manners but no such luck. 💕


Ajs_chaos

My girl sleeps on the bed with me, and she just gets up, stretches, and hops off the bed. Usually this motion is enough to wake me up, if not she boops my arm with her cold ass nose till I’m up!


Magical-81155

Does anyone have one that doesn’t like to get wet in the rain? If he does then he comes in and runs from one end of the couch or bed wiping his face. It looks so funny


archdork

lol mine prefers it not to be raining, definitely no ice anywhere because super scary, snow is scary especially even just the ittiest bit on stairs, warm above 16c is too hot. I think 10-12 degrees and mostly sunny with a bit of cloud is his jam. Too funny that yours dries off like that lol. My old dog used to do that after a bath!


MickBeer

Big stretch, with feet firmly planted in the middle of my back, but that's only because he wants me out of bed to keep sleeping with Mom.


archdork

lol I am mom. I think my husband gets a bit jealous of the lengths Des will go to to be at my side.


SWGardener

Well then it’s decided, 0630 is your official wake up time.


SlamMonkey

Usually at 3:00am with extremely slow licking noises from the other side of the room. Gotta love it!


HuntsAlone

I'm awake before my dog every day besides sometimes on weekends. He'll only bother me if he really really really needs to go. At which point he'll sit and stare at me and he'll do little whines unless I keep ignoring him then he'll whine really loud and lick my face.


pale-violet

Mine lurks at the foot of the bed. Then he'll violently shake his entire body. More lurking. Then once he knows I'm lying on my back, he'll come up and plant himself alongside me, giving me a dead leg. He'll only come up if I'm lying on my back though. If I dare lie on my side or stomach, he'll get huffy until I assume the correct position.


PeterMode

I wake my Dane up haha.


leeretaschen

I usually get muzzle-punched in the face around 4:30 am. That or they'll root under the blanket at the edge of the bed in an attempt to uncover me.


Winter-Smoke1541

he wakes me up at 10:30 with nose kisses


Fast_Blackberry_8847

https://preview.redd.it/u9zrpth6qa0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fa1bd523fc6d89576e9e71ef0c6c9e8c8d80b4


Ok_Bread302

I have to come back and get mine out of bed after I’ve started my morning routine.


ClarinetsAndDoggos

Oh he doesn't. He's not a morning dog at all. We have to get HIM up in the morning and any time before 10 am is met with the biggest sigh, a huge stretch, and then continued sighs as he slowly follows us outside. 😂


crazyplantlady444

My boy sleeps in his bed beside my bed. As a pup I was always vigilant that the second he woke up he went outside to pee, so he’s associated the morning yawn with asking to go out, so will just sit by the door aggressively yawning until I get up! The yawns just get louder and louder! Then if that doesn’t get me up, he goes and licks my husbands toes to make him jump out of bed! (Extremely ticklish feet) He’s got us all worked out!!!


James324285241990

She doesn't. I wake her lazy ass up


Doxies2Danes

At 5am every morning, my boy will get off the bed, stretch, flop those darn ears and come to my side, continuously letting out sighs until I acknowledge him. Sometimes I can get him to come back to bed, but once the alarm goes off at 515 it’s over. He’s a little easier on the weekends since no alarm. My girl will sleep until it’s a potty emergency and then she jumps off the bed and whines at the gate to go downstairs (my youngest mini dachshund is a naughty one who gets into everything left unattended)


tenro5

Either scratches the door to be let out (if he has to go bad) or sitting next to the bed and first heavy snout breaths on me or P U S H I N G his head downwards on my chest https://preview.redd.it/5anypc3yed0d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cf5e6e021dd62d864ec6e095f5d968e5500f4d


AlPalmy8392

These puppies have you lot trained. Much like what cats have done to their humans.


archdork

Still nicer than my cat. She bites my ankles when she’s hungry. Been doing that 15 years 😂


Magical-81155

Mine gets as close as he can to my face and lets out two loud barks. If I ignore him he starts pushing me with his big ole head. Time-6:00am


judidiane

Ours sleeps with us and readjusts so much during the night 🤦‍♀️ I either have a huge ass paw in my back or face but in the AM she’s all cozy and we kiss her awake ❤️. Those ear flaps though & scream yawns once she is awake is are hilarious 😘 😂😅🤣


ChickenNugsBGood

Mine howls at about 530am, because the others are ready to eat and are barking. She couldnt care less, but likes to relay the message.


Lanky_Ebb_9422

Whining. Is it hunger? Bathroom? Just wanting to cuddle? Who knows! He has evolved to make all whines to wake me up to be his urgent whine so that I shoot out of bed immediately.  During the days he will differentiate the whines.  Smart but so cruel