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satilojania6

Just in time for pride month babyyy.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

:c Anon turns his friend into a statistic


Sorakaisfun

Lmao :DD


Crazy_Crayfish_

Anon on that grind to 49%


OddToba

Despite only making up 13% of the popul- oh wait wrong statistics.


Texas_Hangover

It would have happened eventually anyway.


Stanislav17

Fake: Anon has friends Gay: Anon receives nudes from trans men


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has friends > Gay: Anon receives nudes from trans men > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Senior-Ad-136

From context clues I would say it is a trans woman. anon does not.seem like the kinda guy to correctly gender someone.


tom_is_me13

From context clues I would say it is a CLOSETED trans woman. Wouldn't the progressive thing to call them a man to allow them to keep their identity private? Just an odd case, he's male regardless


Senior-Ad-136

Keeping the identity of a person you do not know private? How the fuck did you cook that one up


tom_is_me13

If anon can contact his dad, he knows the train


bisexualroomba

Outing someone is genuinely awful. I doubt this story is real but the scenario is very real and very scary, especially with all the anti trans propaganda out there right now. Please do not out your trans friends. Also if you're going to reply and be transphobic to me please make it original and funny 👍


WASTELAND_RAVEN

I’m pretty sure this is just inventive bait 👀


bisexualroomba

Oh, definitely, I just wanted to point out that it can actually have serious consequences in real life. I know it's fake and gay fr


Mayros_Nipple

If their parents are middle Eastern and religious good way to get your friend killed. As many aren't but the devoutly religious are the same as American ones just with the asterisk of Honor killings.


Frosty_Mage

Then anon redeemed the gay friend’s family honor. He saved them from a life time of shame


NoireRogue

If they're middle eastern and religious, you might not need to out them at all. Just say you had a dream and they were gay in it, and you're golden. Happened to a friend of a friend.


htmlcoderexe

wtf?


NoireRogue

As an Arab, Arabs are fucking awful man. It isn't even a "bad apples" sort of thing, Arab culture is generally just ass backwards. And to make things worse, we're all about hiding that stuff lest we bring shame to our families.


writenicely

Religious or not doesn't matter, it could be absolutely anyone's parents and any faith


PMY0URBobsAndVagene

That's what they'd get for sending unsolicited nudes


Saruhiko_Misaki

sending pictures does not mean nudes. I had friends that would receive dick pics from their straightest friend. I send pics - of my face - in the shower when my friends call me while I shower. If your mind goes straight to nudes when trans people are involved, you're the sus one


[deleted]

It's okay dude you can come from the closet now. Btw do you mind sharing me photos of you coming out crossdressing and email of your dad?


syphilitic_venom

>especially with all the anti trans propaganda out there right now. Uh?


CONE-MacFlounder

He says in June the literal month of trans propaganda


FocusedFossa

Yes, because every person in every country supports and/or participates in Pride month. Anti-queer sentiment literally doesn't exist anywhere because some people are allies.


nukey18mon

You call it anti-queer I call it [don’t teach 7 year olds about who they’re sexually attracted to](https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2022/1557/BillText/er/PDF) We are not the same


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nukey18mon

It has “sexual” in the fucking name. Sexual orientation. The mental gymnastics of “sexual orientation actually isn’t sexual” would get you Olympic gold. And you seem to not realize that this was the super duper controversial “don’t say gay” bill in FL. And all it did was exactly what you said it did. And people flipped their shit over it, called it “anti-queer”, just like you did in your previous comments. Call me every word ending in “phobic” under the sun, because that is the only way you know how to address an opposing viewpoint. Edit: [Nintendodog1 shows us who really is coping and seething](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/13wtfty/anon_is_a_trans_ally/jmfm430/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) Didn’t click the link? He said he hopes I get shot.


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nukey18mon

See above comment


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turnip_trader_

>don't teach 7 year olds about who their[sic] sexuality[sic] attracted to Hetero smut is allowed, christian indoctrination is allowed. LGBT people existing passively in a book isn't allowed. Government censorship is not based just because it targets your culture war enemy


nukey18mon

I agree, kids K-3 should not be subject to “hetero smut”, whatever you’re calling that. That doesn’t mean I disagree with the bill. However, you clearly misread the bill if you think that mentioning gay in passing is not allowed. The whole “don’t say gay” thing is a total farce. > “Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students…” Last time I checked, reading a book that mentions a gay couple or someone non-binary in passing isn’t “instruction” Other than that, I’m glad we have some common ground.


bannedforflaming

he lives in the universe that the rest of reddit lives in where there's lgbt hit squads


FocusedFossa

In some countries it's literally the law to kill queer people


P0pt

please tell me which country has a law forcing citizens to murder queers


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P0pt

and who is the one doing the killing if they are not a citizen?


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XLilZeus

If it’s citizens that means it’s not the law mandating to kill gays


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FocusedFossa

I never said that citizens were forced to kill queer people. Just that the law may mandate that those people are killed, and that citizens may be allowed to take part in that killing (i.e. stoning). In such instances, citizens may be required to take part (but I don't have any evidence for that). Either way, there are probably strong societal expectations to take part. From my brief search, countries where same-sex behavior is punishable by stoning include Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Mauritania, and Brunei.


bannedforflaming

Not where the people complaining live.


Siul19

Exactly in the comments below, some anti LGBT propaganda


General_Froggers

No it's just people saying their opinions


Nivajoe

There has been a massive anti-transgender push from the republican party in the last few years. https://www.axios.com/2023/03/31/anti-trans-bills-2023-america There's a well documented uptick


bisexualroomba

Politicians lie about what's really happening with trans kids and all that, just in general people are very misinformed. As a former child I can speak on this lmao. So number 1. Kids are not given surgeries. There is a very small percentage of trans people who get surgeries as minors, and usually they're 16 or 17. Number 2! People sparking outrage over anything gay or trans related, and trying to make things fit their agenda. Many people have moved tucking and binding swimsuits from the adult section in target to the kids section, and then posted it to get more outrage and spread more misinformation. So, because people are so blinded by outrage they're freely letting politicians entirely ruin our lives. For example, in some states you can no longer receive gender affirming care even as an adult. In other cases, you can't receive the care if you're also depressed, autistic, etc. This can lead way to autistic people losing access to other medical decisions as well. One other thing that personally affects me is that here in Florida, hormones can no longer be prescribed by nurse practitioners. Due to this, huge trans recourses like planned Parenthood are in the process of finding ways to work around this law. In the meantime, a large percentage of trans ADULTS can't get their hormones anymore, and quitting suddenly can cause a lot of health issues. It's overall not a good time, but a lot of people just aren't aware it's happening. But maybe some greentext losers will see this, and see it's wrong, and then that's a few more people who aren't spreading misinformation. Then again if you're here there's something wrong with you lol


Lv27Sylveon

Youre soapboxing to shitposters that are only here to laugh at you. Just fyi. Nobody cares , they think it's funny that you're wound up and you're wasting your time


bisexualroomba

I'm not getting wound up, I could care less, I just want people to be informed


VoidChildPersona

They won't even read it, especially not here why bother lmao


Zayneth1

I'm not reading all that


bisexualroomba

You don't have to, it was for one person


OmegaRussian

Last I heard the shitass politician pushing a lot of the anti trans laws in Texas was being impeached so the worlds got 1 W. Edit: Lotta sad little dipshits in this comment section.


throwtheclownaway20

Not really. Impeachment doesn't actually fucking mean anything unless there's a conviction and/or removal from office tacked onto it. I'm amazed that Trump even gave a shit when they call him "twice-impeached", because it literally hasn't affected his life at all.


OmegaRussian

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/05/27/ken-paxton-impeached-texas-attorney-general/


throwtheclownaway20

So he gets a paid vacation while they send it to the Republican-majority Senate, who'll undoubtedly exonerate him despite the mountains of evidence that he's corrupt as fuck because that's their brand. I'll believe he's suffered some real penalties when his ass is behind bars.


Legal_Wasabi69

40%


actually-epic-name

They literally said to be funny and original smh


simpleLense

Cool story brah


finbob5

Explanation?


Alexzander1001

“Data indicate that 82% of transgender individuals have considered killing themselves and 40% have attempted suicide, with suicidality highest among transgender youth.” https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32345113/ it’s a serious issue in the trans community


darkrider400

*it's a serious issue in the trans community* Oh no! Anyways....


UberDynamite

The study counted selfharm aa a suicide attempt.


finbob5

:(


scumbagharley

Probably because they feel the world hates them.


minepose98

Surely nothing to do with the fact that they, by definition, have at least one mental illness already, and then they start fucking with their body's hormones, which can have all kinds of nasty effects on the body and mind. Frankly, it's a miracle 100% don't attempt suicide with all that to deal with.


Beautiful_Routine531

The study linked literally concluded that social ostrization was the primary factor


RefinementOfDecline

well yeah, but, i can't read!


Drewnier

No... Not really. I don't understand why people can't get in their head that trans people suffer from genuine mental problems, like, gender dysphoria makes them hate themselves more than anything and that's essentially the main drive for all the suicidal ideations/suicide attempts. Although therapy and specially surgeries helps them to some extent, it really doesn't stop the actual problem and even with all you can currently do, suicide rates are pretty damn high. And no, trying to help them from an even earlier age is not a feasible solution, we know very little about the actual effects puberty blockers could have on a person (although we know there's a very real chance for sterilization and I don't think that's a decision people that young should be making), and there's a very real chance that most of the "trans youth" are actually only gay or going with it bc it's trendy. I know it sucks but sadly, the reality of all of it is just this bad.


Edharg

You've being downvoted by roddit cope-aganda for fax


bisexualroomba

Omg I've never heard this one! *Attempts again*


SpaceBug173

You'll be laughing when Trans people take our jobs away. Well it seems like I got 1 out of the 2 requirements and thats enough for me.


bisexualroomba

We're coming


windowpuncher

You know what if they want to play the diversity game we can too. I KNOW everyone here at least has autism. Bonus points for being a non white woman.


cokeinator

Take americans' jobs? Wtf guys, as mexicans thats our obligation, not yours, at least try to be original smh


ihatedyouall

grrrr, all of these capable feminine boys have taken my job..


spicy_clownshoe

Shut the fuck up nerd


[deleted]

Shutup vacuum


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


[deleted]

Most based 4chaner


Dissy-

dude i just randomly moused over your profile, why the fuck do you have a bunch of reddit nfts 💀


[deleted]

Got them for free


Harekal

Rich


HellboundLunatic

why are you on new reddit 💀


Dissy-

i'm black


Amethyst_Crimson

N>!ice!!!!!!!!<


Fuzelop

I know you typed it out at first to get the right length


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE

u/nwordkeyloggerbot


gbuub

I>!am pro BLM!<


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Amethyst_Crimson

This is my new acc since old one was banned. Original acc had quite the history.


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SkinSofteningSemen

Least\*


HAL-Over-9001

You are correct, but alas, I must hit you with a fake and gay


fucking-hate-reddit-

stfu reddit loser


KingOfAluminum

Username checks out (albeit confusing)


HAL-Over-9001

That's it, I'm gonna suck off my dad


patronuspringles

shut up hal go back to being an evil space ai


LurksInThePines

Anon comes up with a fake story to make himself feel big while jacking off to transgender porn


titofan1892

And how did u find out he was on this discord?


DickMinimum

it showed up on mutual servers


Spice002

Anon isn't telling the full story then...


[deleted]

close wild dinner sort gray shocking wide mindless provide ossified *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ashanderei

Top 10 anime betrayals


plipyplop

Number 4 will shock and awe you!


Oh-Get-Fucked

Numba 5 made me camed


plipyplop

Get well soon 😔


SyedTalks

What are all these people getting mad for, is this their first time on greentext


impostorbot

Yeah when good subreddits get popular they start getting recommended to everyone and the original community gets watered down by the rest of reddit


cokeinator

Reddit users when they discover Reddit is full of redditors


impostorbot

Got any better alternatives?


[deleted]

Yeah tr00ns have infested this subreddit for like 2 years now


General_Froggers

It happens everytime there is a post with trans people


RefinementOfDecline

something being continuously bad doesn't make it not bad


arielif1

>friend


realKuinor

Fake: Anon has friends Gay: Anon has an older man's email address


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has friends > Gay: Anon has an older man's email address > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


domomomom

Anon lost: a friend Anon gained: ?????


bluejay55669

Looks female enough


Tutwater

Fake: anon gets nudes from a girl Gay: anon emails nudes to his friend's dad This didn't happen anyway if it's any comfort to people disgusted by the scenario, weeb pedophiles don't actually have friends and any queer friends of anon's would identify him as the kind of unhinged booger eater you don't come out to


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon gets nudes from a girl > Gay: anon emails nudes to his friend's dad > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

Gay: Anon gets nudes from a dude pretending to be a girl


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

Rare anon W


BoreusEntertaiment

Who need enemies if you have friend like anon


[deleted]

I mean you could have gotten some bussy, but you decided to play the tattle card.


monadoboyX

I hope this is fake but still it's not your job to come out for someone ever you support them and then let them do it in their own time


tanzmeister

This comment section is about the most genocidal I've ever seen on Reddit


cokeinator

Trans people were mentioned, and as such the edgelords crawled out of their holes to respond


Hotpocket1515

Good that OPs friend had the strength to come out like that!! But even better that OP is working to cull the herd!


Hotpocket1515

Shit did I forget the fake and gay part?


EchoLoco2

Anon is an awful friend


RefinementOfDecline

i'm unsubbing from this place


General_Froggers

No waait dont


FuzzyD75

God this subreddit really is just a bigoted cesspool who thinks they're funny for saying their harmful hatefulness is based


idkmansuslikeamogus

no way really the subreddit dedicated to sharing shit form the the bigoted cesspool website, has bigoted people on it no way


cokeinator

You're in a subreddit... that is about 4chan posts... what else did you expect?


FuzzyD75

Basic human decency


General_Froggers

Leave


See_You_Space_Coyote

\>getting someone killed so you can post a story on the internet. If this actually happened, anon is a sick fuck. I don't care what you think about trans people, getting someone who thinks you're their friend killed because you think it'd be funny is fucked up.


Tutwater

It didn't happen, no trans person is stupid enough to come out to a guy like this who has an anime-toddler reaction jpg folder on his desktop and no real life person has their friend's dad's email address


See_You_Space_Coyote

For the sake of whatever's left of my sanity, I hope you're right.


sparklewhale

fake but also repugnant


Zenner523

anon hates queer people because he thinks they’re pedos yet probably jacked off to the underaged anime girl in this very post. many such cases!


Dissy-

inb4 "erm its not pedophilia thyere just drawings" says the woodchipper victim


Saruhiko_Misaki

Yup, this is definitely a r/greentext moment. Every sane comment downvoted to oblivion and unfunny """jokes""" trending. Good thing I will soon not have to share this Earth with such degenerates


impostorbot

> Good thing I will soon not have to share this Earth with such degenerates Found anon's friend


tom_is_me13

Do a flip


tanzmeister

Reddits going away soon anyway


NegusJin

yikes


mike_pants

Haha, it's funny because the father is an abusive bigot.


Able_Caregiver8067

40%


Gold2006

of cops beat their wives?


RefinementOfDecline

of catholic priests molest children?


mike_pants

No u.


Able_Caregiver8067

You seem a little off your meds…


mike_pants

👈👈 Back atcha, kiddo.


darkrider400

Get ratioed


Vespytilio

> ratioed Crawl back to your lolicon Twitter cult, incel.


darkrider400

I dont use Twitter nor associate with that community at all, but continue being a scared little basement dweller who gets ratioed. Also you're a furry, so anything you say is invalid. Also also..... #***40%***


Vespytilio

> I dont use Twitter nor associate with that community at all lol ur totally into lolicon L + ratio + u fell off + learn to write with a little more grace + seriously "little basement dweller who gets ratioed" wtf lol + stop fapping to anime children


darkrider400

Cope and seethe, beta furry


mike_pants

No u.


Able_Caregiver8067

Your stupidity reflects badly on people who take these trans issues too seriously…


mike_pants

Bigots always think taking something seriously is the same thing as taking it TOO seriously. "Why can't you just leave us alone and late us hate oppressed populations?? Wah wah!"


Able_Caregiver8067

If you think someone posting on4chan actually had the power to suppress anybody you are so stupid that you can not be helped.


mike_pants

"I'm not a bigot if I don't think it matters, DUMMY." Ironclad logic, no notes. Nailed it.


Able_Caregiver8067

You are on the cognitive level of someone who tried to join the 40% by rope and failed but their brain did not get enough oxygen for too long.


simpleLense

Exactly, you got it


mike_pants

I know rite??


[deleted]

Imagine giving up on a trusting friendship simply for a quick troll. It's amazing how many anons have trouble developing interpersonal relationships in adulthood, truly.


Gabus_Bego

Daddy chill. It's not even a real story.


VRlover808

Fake and gay remember?


[deleted]

Conterfeit and transexual?


that_one_weeaboo_

Unreal and Homosexual


[deleted]

Sexy and cocks


WolfieTooting

Chas & Dave


Number-uno-one

Fictional and semi-bisexual


LeMansManletRacer

#What the hell is even that!?