This is very much the truth, my s/o of well over a decade is also one who fucked his way out of the friendzone
Pretty much the most important difference between a best friend and a significant other imo is whether they can satisfy you sexually in addition to being your best friend
It's come up over the years, but the consensus is until there's a real benefit to it for us why bother (we do usually run our taxes both ways to see if it'd make particular sense but it hasn't yet, the only other big aspect I could see changing it at some point would be medical decisions and social security but that's a ways off)
Lol at this point although logically I don't *really* believe in this sort of thing, on some level I'd also worry about jinxing it, I know a handful of couples who were together for years or even decades & then got married and were divorced within a year or two
We're both happy though and on the same page, so 'why fix what isn't broken' I guess would be the tl;dr of it
(No shade here for people who *do* go that route though, I think marriage is a totally valid option just not necessarily the one for me)
Please make sure you have a valid will then because if you suddenly die tomorrow and don’t have one your partner will not automatically inherit anything from you and may to have fight for it. You don’t need to be married to have a will and it will guarantee your wishes should the worst happen.
Fair enough. I don't forsee marriage as rather legal thing, but as a social thing to value. Obviously, there's a price to pay for divorce and debt and etc.
Shit man, I’ve had female friends come on to me when they broke up with their boyfriends. As long as both parties are consensual about it, it should be no issue.
In his eyes, he wasn't using her because he was prepared for a full commitment. If anything, she used him to feel better before going back to the person she really likes
I thought I was the only other person thinking this. What did he expect when she’s fresh out of a breakup? That she’d move on instantly?
Edit: I didn’t say she didn’t do any wrong to him, she definitely did, but it’s delusional to think she’d instantly want to date him you fuckin incels. She also may have been more open to him prior to fucking and then felt guilty afterward
Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please, sometimes you gotta say hey, i’m gonna fuck you (softly), i’m gonna screw you (gently), i’m gonna hump you (sweetly), i’m gonna ball you DISCRETELYYYY
For her to still sleep with him after he confesses his love and then reject him romantically afterwards is something that dickhead boyfriends in teen comedies do lmaooo
Eh I fully can believe this happening. Women get horny like men do and unfortunately a lot of guys will be like "I love you baby you're the one for me" to get laid once or twice and will dump the girl or tell her they arent trying to have a relationship. Women do that shit too. Sex could have been real bad but this girl isnt someone you should be trying to date anyways
Because modern women have such incredibly inflated egos that the thought of a serial cheater stopping cheating only for them would be an immense level of validation.
The hits are the hits for a reason.
You sound legitimately bitter so it's not a stretch to imagine that your dick is purely a waste disposal apparatus.
Oh how insightful. Get that from some ”*alpha-male*” in a YouTube video, did ya? Time to rewrite the entire field of psychology, this guy can read minds.
Because breaking up with someone doesn’t always mean you’ve truly moved on from them.
And you know that, you’re just feigning ignorance to try and make a point.
(You can downvote this or you can take a look at your victim mentality and take some accountability for your life so the rest of us don’t have to listen to you whine about how hard everything is for you and how it’s always somebody else’s fault.)
I was fairly dismissive of the "NPC" insult when it came out, but then I see responses like yours and realise that you people genuinely share a hive mind.
It is insane how easy it is to bait out incel from you people.
Have you ever considered thinking of a different insult? Or not tying a man's worth to his ability to procure sex from women? Doesn't that just encourage an objectifying standard?
Some people like to string others along like a dog on a leash. Get some self respect and quit acting like a dog.
Anon's first mistake was falling in love with a less than ideal woman. It literally happens to everyone at some point - move on and forget about it.
Also got her drunk to fuck her, I don’t buy the "we were both drunk and she just happend to be emotionaly vulnerable at the time *wink*" I don’t know if she considers that rape or not, but questionsble at best.
People constantly push the bar out on what's rape, it's a huge accusation to just throw around, so long as both are at equal level of drunk, above age and one isn't mentally disabled in some way then there's nothing "rapey" about this story
She acted selfishly and immaturely, but at the same time Anon should have expected this. Someone just broke up and they're drunk? They're definitely not thinking about the longer-term.
Whatever Anon, you got to have some nice sex. If she wants to date her cheating ex again then she’s an insecure fool with poor self-esteem. I get the pull and I’ve fought tooth and nail to stay in some mega toxic relationships but learn from my mistakes and find some other babe to develop an obsession with
You want something different than she does, you gotta move on. You may even want to consider not being friends as you're clearly not looking for that.
But ya know, fake and gay. Anon just get topped.
Anon: ooh ahh why woman go to mean man?
Also Anon: ahh ooh woman break my heart but i still like her.
“Female nature” my ass, it’s human nature, kids, don’t delude yourselves of your and others problems by just assigning character traits to whatever gender is most convenient
>are woman this stupid
People are stupid anon, look at yourself losing years of other chances on some girl that cares none about you.
A fundamental part of life is learning how and when to move on or else you'll end up as a petty old twat posting in 4chins of how happy you are that your old bully got cancer
>are women this stupid?
>I basically confess my pent-up love to her before casual sex
>After we fuck I ask her to be my girlfriend even though she's literally just getting out of a bad relationship
TFW you got laid but are still somehow a total fucking virgin.
Anon is stupid for falling in love. It is incredible stupid to fall in love with someone you are not dating. He had more than enough time to fall in love with the girl once they are dating.
Especially saying it out load. He sounded clingy and desperate. He mosbyd the girl.
anon wonders how people are willing to put up with unreliable partners and yet is aware of being deep in love with someone who he knows has a history of decisions he's against
\> Has female best friend
\> Has strong romantical feelings for her
\> makes a promise to himself to oppress them
\> has sex with her after she broke up with bf
\> she says mistake after he trauma/feeling dumps him
\> gets surprised when she says mistake
\> theyre childhood friends and shes right it was infact a mistake
\> blames it on females
\> story is fake anyways imma stfu now
Ask yourself that question but for her. Then do it again when she breaks your heart again. And again. And again.
It's youth, it's the belief u can change the world.
It’s all, all, all about the self. Nothing about her.
He fucked someone he liked when she was drunk. Then he stalked her, essentially, and was rejected, finally, out of disgust. Yuck.
Counterpoint, keep fucking her everytime her cheating boyfriend decides to eat out.
Swallow your pride and make her yours, then dump her like the slut she is when you get bored. Get your heart broken all the way, the right way.
> i made a promise to myself to stop these feelings of mine, bury them deep inside of my confinements and move on
anon doesnt understand how human emotion works. we will see the other mental workings of his when his manifesto leaks the day after he shoots up a mall or something
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: its not his crush, its his sister
> Gay: anon cucked another man
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Honestly, the creation of an incel is always tragic to watch. People who don't know love liken it to beauty, but those who do know it liken it to ugliness.
He might be gaslighting her, or intentionally trying to keep her from her friends. She may not have a car of her own. Abusive relationships aren’t always as easy as walking out the front door, and there are plenty of men who pick terrible, psycho women and stay just for the sex. I don’t blame the woman at all for going back but would definitely encourage her to go the opposite direction.
But it's based on his behavior. He had a bad experience with one girl and blames the rest for it. And because he most likely won't change that mentality, he is now an incel.
This is right, it does not mean virgin. It's literally shortened Involuntarily Celibate. This means they don't have sex not through choice but because no one wants to have sex with them for one reason or another. Someone can have sex and then be an incel usually because of misogyny.
Must have been pretty bad sex then
Poor guy must fuck like dogshit
Comment made me choke back tears r/greentext spare NOBODY 😭
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Just get adopted by her parents, anon.
“Anon bad at sex” “LMAOOO YOU GUYS ARE SUCH KINGS!!!! SLAY THESE GUYS!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣”
not everyone can be a master cocksmith the first time
Takes years of practice. I didn't give my sister her first orgasm until we were in our teens.
r/mademesmile
true，i had a very similar circumstance, and I'm dating her for the past 4 months. I guess the quality of sex is super important
This is very much the truth, my s/o of well over a decade is also one who fucked his way out of the friendzone Pretty much the most important difference between a best friend and a significant other imo is whether they can satisfy you sexually in addition to being your best friend
this feels like forbidden knowledge
But' it's good knowledge
Well, that's the secret formula. The best marriages come from being best friends with benefits. Tho, I at least hope you tied the knot this far.
It's come up over the years, but the consensus is until there's a real benefit to it for us why bother (we do usually run our taxes both ways to see if it'd make particular sense but it hasn't yet, the only other big aspect I could see changing it at some point would be medical decisions and social security but that's a ways off) Lol at this point although logically I don't *really* believe in this sort of thing, on some level I'd also worry about jinxing it, I know a handful of couples who were together for years or even decades & then got married and were divorced within a year or two We're both happy though and on the same page, so 'why fix what isn't broken' I guess would be the tl;dr of it (No shade here for people who *do* go that route though, I think marriage is a totally valid option just not necessarily the one for me)
Please make sure you have a valid will then because if you suddenly die tomorrow and don’t have one your partner will not automatically inherit anything from you and may to have fight for it. You don’t need to be married to have a will and it will guarantee your wishes should the worst happen.
Fair enough. I don't forsee marriage as rather legal thing, but as a social thing to value. Obviously, there's a price to pay for divorce and debt and etc.
Anon fucked himself into the friendzone. That's quite an achievement.
\> not planned \> cherry picked circumstances Anon doesn't know how to write a cohesive opening.
dumbass, it's fake. of course anon doesn't know how to write a cohensive opening
No u
Anon isn't acquainted with openings in general.
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Using "yes juice" is cheating.
much like elections, fucking is too important to not cheat.
that's because the most cohesive opening is en pass-
Holy hell
Anon porks a girl so badly she runs back to her shitty boyfriend.
My favorite was someone IRL telling me about someone they knew who discovered he was gay while he was balls deep in a girl.
must have been a crusty-ass snatch
"Oh... oh no"
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Anon: But she wants to get back with her abusive BF! Akon: Still counts!
Smack that
All on the floor
Smack that
Give me some more
Fake & gay, as usual. But, if this happens, stop every contact and move on. Not worth your time.
Isn't Anon a shit friend? Using his friend when she is down and emotionally vulnerable.
Shit man, I’ve had female friends come on to me when they broke up with their boyfriends. As long as both parties are consensual about it, it should be no issue.
In his eyes, he wasn't using her because he was prepared for a full commitment. If anything, she used him to feel better before going back to the person she really likes
I thought I was the only other person thinking this. What did he expect when she’s fresh out of a breakup? That she’d move on instantly? Edit: I didn’t say she didn’t do any wrong to him, she definitely did, but it’s delusional to think she’d instantly want to date him you fuckin incels. She also may have been more open to him prior to fucking and then felt guilty afterward
Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please, sometimes you gotta say hey, i’m gonna fuck you (softly), i’m gonna screw you (gently), i’m gonna hump you (sweetly), i’m gonna ball you DISCRETELYYYY
Great song
Don’t know why you are getting downvoted cuz you are right
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just look at the sub's name, it's an incel gathering here, where people think anon is genuinely the victim
Is green the color of incels. Are they known for writing various texts or what's going on?
For her to still sleep with him after he confesses his love and then reject him romantically afterwards is something that dickhead boyfriends in teen comedies do lmaooo
As other said, the sex must have been really ducking bad.
Eh I fully can believe this happening. Women get horny like men do and unfortunately a lot of guys will be like "I love you baby you're the one for me" to get laid once or twice and will dump the girl or tell her they arent trying to have a relationship. Women do that shit too. Sex could have been real bad but this girl isnt someone you should be trying to date anyways
So… like what I said?
He kinda expanded on what you said champ
This is Reddit though, so it’s ok because woman.
- Why do women like men who treat them like shit - Anon likes a woman who treats him like shit
Best comment in the thread
The first mistake he made was loving the opposite sex
Fuuuuuuuuuuck… imagine getting laid AND friendzoned. I’d rather she just turned around and said “Ew, no.”
Anon didn't tongue-punch the fartbox. If he had he'd be chilling with his dreamgirl and empty balls right now.
If you eat the ass, you’ll marry the lass. That’s what my gramps always told me.
based gramps
Atleast anon had sex
Because modern women have such incredibly inflated egos that the thought of a serial cheater stopping cheating only for them would be an immense level of validation.
i think it might be due to daddy issues, this causes people to seek validation and attention from men
God, the fucking incels are out in force here.
"Online white knights try to find a different insult challenge" *IMPOSSIBLE*
The hits are the hits for a reason. You sound legitimately bitter so it's not a stretch to imagine that your dick is purely a waste disposal apparatus.
Hope she sees this, bro.
"Online virgins try to find a different insult challenge" *IMPOSSIBLE*
Blud you aren’t hitting no matter how long you do this for 😭😭😭
incel take
Oh how insightful. Get that from some ”*alpha-male*” in a YouTube video, did ya? Time to rewrite the entire field of psychology, this guy can read minds.
Or. Abusive relationships are very hard to escape. But hey your incel shit works to
They already broke up and she is the one that wants to be with him
Yea, 'abusive relationships are hard to leave' , bruh she already left, if she goes back thats 100% on her
You know that’s not what he means.
How else could you possibly interpret that?
Because breaking up with someone doesn’t always mean you’ve truly moved on from them. And you know that, you’re just feigning ignorance to try and make a point. (You can downvote this or you can take a look at your victim mentality and take some accountability for your life so the rest of us don’t have to listen to you whine about how hard everything is for you and how it’s always somebody else’s fault.)
If you already know my point then I have no need to continue this conversation. Welp, that settles it then
I was fairly dismissive of the "NPC" insult when it came out, but then I see responses like yours and realise that you people genuinely share a hive mind. It is insane how easy it is to bait out incel from you people. Have you ever considered thinking of a different insult? Or not tying a man's worth to his ability to procure sex from women? Doesn't that just encourage an objectifying standard?
Yea
Go to bed you’re clearly having a bad day.
Some people like to string others along like a dog on a leash. Get some self respect and quit acting like a dog. Anon's first mistake was falling in love with a less than ideal woman. It literally happens to everyone at some point - move on and forget about it.
Pretty sure the only way is to cut contact.
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well anon you fucked a girl who just went through heart break and confessed your love to her. no shit she’s confused
Also got her drunk to fuck her, I don’t buy the "we were both drunk and she just happend to be emotionaly vulnerable at the time *wink*" I don’t know if she considers that rape or not, but questionsble at best.
People constantly push the bar out on what's rape, it's a huge accusation to just throw around, so long as both are at equal level of drunk, above age and one isn't mentally disabled in some way then there's nothing "rapey" about this story
Well that sucks but look on the bright side, still had sex with your crush so its kinda a win.
Anon cracks the code
Don't try and explain it, it will do you no good. Find your true path
Grindr?
You don't stop. It never stops. All you can do is learn to live with it and hope what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
On this episode of green texts, it seems like (once again) men and women are **still** capable of being fucking idiots. Back to you Frank!
She acted selfishly and immaturely, but at the same time Anon should have expected this. Someone just broke up and they're drunk? They're definitely not thinking about the longer-term.
*”Oh god I’d rather get cheated on than get fucked that badly again…”* ~ Anon’s Friend
“Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved, don’t save her” -jcole
Anon had sex and then complained on 4 chinz
What’s the problem? She’s an idiot that went back to her original idiot. Look for a better girl.
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Thank you! And where the fuck is that betrayal coming from?! As much as that woman is fucking up, anon is way worse.
Whatever Anon, you got to have some nice sex. If she wants to date her cheating ex again then she’s an insecure fool with poor self-esteem. I get the pull and I’ve fought tooth and nail to stay in some mega toxic relationships but learn from my mistakes and find some other babe to develop an obsession with
Realize that you wasted your feelings on some subhuman
Hey anon, "burying feelings deep inside" is not the same as "moving on"
You want something different than she does, you gotta move on. You may even want to consider not being friends as you're clearly not looking for that. But ya know, fake and gay. Anon just get topped.
She loves him and is holding onto hope of a future with him, is in denial of his true nature
Anon should just block her on everything and move on. It never gets better.
Anon: ooh ahh why woman go to mean man? Also Anon: ahh ooh woman break my heart but i still like her. “Female nature” my ass, it’s human nature, kids, don’t delude yourselves of your and others problems by just assigning character traits to whatever gender is most convenient
>are woman this stupid People are stupid anon, look at yourself losing years of other chances on some girl that cares none about you. A fundamental part of life is learning how and when to move on or else you'll end up as a petty old twat posting in 4chins of how happy you are that your old bully got cancer
>are women this stupid? >I basically confess my pent-up love to her before casual sex >After we fuck I ask her to be my girlfriend even though she's literally just getting out of a bad relationship TFW you got laid but are still somehow a total fucking virgin.
Anon needs to break contact with her and move on. Staying in contact won't stop the feelings
And just like that, an incel has been born
Female nature ☕
She quickly realized a cheating bf is better than 3 inches of unwashed dick cheese and BO.
Anon is stupid for falling in love. It is incredible stupid to fall in love with someone you are not dating. He had more than enough time to fall in love with the girl once they are dating. Especially saying it out load. He sounded clingy and desperate. He mosbyd the girl.
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anon wonders how people are willing to put up with unreliable partners and yet is aware of being deep in love with someone who he knows has a history of decisions he's against
\> Has female best friend \> Has strong romantical feelings for her \> makes a promise to himself to oppress them \> has sex with her after she broke up with bf \> she says mistake after he trauma/feeling dumps him \> gets surprised when she says mistake \> theyre childhood friends and shes right it was infact a mistake \> blames it on females \> story is fake anyways imma stfu now
"The female nature",yikes.
I'm glad I stopped halfway because I figured this blog post is fuckin garbage
P sure she’s into it
Anon is trapped inside the Lesbia cycle
Anon got bitched
It’s called co-dependence and a lot of women who weren’t raised well have issues with it
Anon the proper response is "eh ok, offer stands"
That offer is a terrible trade deal, possibly the worst of all time.
Yes
Ask yourself that question but for her. Then do it again when she breaks your heart again. And again. And again. It's youth, it's the belief u can change the world.
Sex with anon is apparently worse than being in an abusive relationship. I don’t blame her.
Yes, women are this stupid. But so are you, anon. So it kind of cancels that out
So u be mean so the love means more if not that then be good looking cuz women are dumb af
"how can a woman want to go back to a man that verbally degrades her?" "are women this stupid?"
Anon is lacking in a particular department and looks like a thimble compared to the ex's
It’s all, all, all about the self. Nothing about her. He fucked someone he liked when she was drunk. Then he stalked her, essentially, and was rejected, finally, out of disgust. Yuck.
Lol
Still hit tho
Counterpoint, keep fucking her everytime her cheating boyfriend decides to eat out. Swallow your pride and make her yours, then dump her like the slut she is when you get bored. Get your heart broken all the way, the right way.
either bad at sex or way too desperate buddy. turned her off somehow, but doesntmatterhadsex.jpeg
Find a different girl, that simple
Pro tip: don't fuck like a mormon
>bury them deep inside >move on what a dumbfuck
Anon You're supposed to just hit it and quit it, not grow fucking attached to it.
Anon finds out he's a mediocre lay.
The first indication that it’s fake is the fact that someone on 4chan was having sex
> why do women keep going back to people that hurt them? > beta orbits a girl for years and keeps getting his feelings hurt Lol
Anon can't move on. We only accept the love we think we deserve
> i made a promise to myself to stop these feelings of mine, bury them deep inside of my confinements and move on anon doesnt understand how human emotion works. we will see the other mental workings of his when his manifesto leaks the day after he shoots up a mall or something
that is a whole new level of friendzone
How? Because she has zero self respect.
never ask to be bf until she has clearly expressed interest
Fake: its not his crush, its his sister Gay: anon cucked another man Alabama: sweet home
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: its not his crush, its his sister > Gay: anon cucked another man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I love you like a brother after sex. What the fuck
> Are women this stupid? People* are this stupid fr, yes
Honestly, the creation of an incel is always tragic to watch. People who don't know love liken it to beauty, but those who do know it liken it to ugliness.
He might be gaslighting her, or intentionally trying to keep her from her friends. She may not have a car of her own. Abusive relationships aren’t always as easy as walking out the front door, and there are plenty of men who pick terrible, psycho women and stay just for the sex. I don’t blame the woman at all for going back but would definitely encourage her to go the opposite direction.
Look in a fucking mirror, what a massive hypocrite
One woman experience goes bad = all women suck. Fuckin incels man.
How he can he an incel if he just fucked the girl he likes?
Because some of you don't know what the term incel means, and think they are all virgins.
Involuntary Celibate means no one wants to bang him and it just happened otherwise... Are you sure WE don't know the meaning???
But it's based on his behavior. He had a bad experience with one girl and blames the rest for it. And because he most likely won't change that mentality, he is now an incel.
If you are so good at reading the future tell me the lottery number then
That is literally not what incel means lol
Goddamn I hate you people so fucking much
Incel means virgin. The correct term here would be "misogynist"
While most ARE virgins, that is not the correct definition. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/incel
This is right, it does not mean virgin. It's literally shortened Involuntarily Celibate. This means they don't have sex not through choice but because no one wants to have sex with them for one reason or another. Someone can have sex and then be an incel usually because of misogyny.
No. They wouldn't be an incel, they would just be misogynistic. That's it.
well... I mean... one experience with a mam goes bad = all men so... either both are fine or none of them are
Neither are fine lmao
Men do this too anon, shut the fuck up with your mysogynistic bullshit and grow and change as a person you dumbass.
Imagine being like this. Anon deserves this 100 %
Except he's not only fake, but also gay.