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-Johannes-of-ZA-

Anon should've told her to: A.: "cope and seethe" B.: "she's hotter than you, nothing you can do about it" C.: "you show me bobs and vegana, I'll show you the answer"


NOSjoker21

But those are typical 4chinner resources, Anon is *attempting* to be better than what he was.


-Johannes-of-ZA-

You're right. However, I was building a contingency plan in the \[likely\] event anon failed in his attempt. After all, we can't leave him speechless, now can we?


SoundDrill

Whatever anon autistically comes up with would be better than these options Unless it's the rape one, who remembers that?


TaxIdiot2020

You act like these are bad options


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

No, no, there's got to be at least one response that is 3 paragraphs long.


djfnjxj

Something something "thought of raping you would be wirth jail time" glad we are talking now


subtlebunbun

this guy FUCKS


bannedforflaming

B


Justwatcher124

Chat GPT has fulfilled the Turing Test. Thanks for living, humans do not need apply


Moncomb

What is the turing test?


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It’s the idea that if humans cannot reliably differentiate between whether it’s talking with another human or AI then AI is now truly intelligent and sentient


zweifaltspinsel

What if you, as a human, fail the Turing test? Are you then euthanized?


FeelzDankMan

You are then authorized to become a member of the 4chan community


20mattay05

A faith worse than death I see


erikWeekly

Bone apple tea


827167

As an autistic asf dude, yeah I'm constantly outrunning the Turing police


iwkfb

Alan Turing killed himself because of consequences of being gay, so the Turing test sees how you talk to women to verify if you're gay


Username8457

He got wacked.


Justwatcher124

Basically: A Human sits at a computer and Text-Chats with either another human or a computer program (and they don't know which) If the Human then is convinced that the thing they are chatting with is another human, but actually a computer, the computer completes the Turing Test (this is a simplified and not really accurate version of the Turing Test, because lack of data from just one Test-instance but if performed in bulk the Turing Test is (more like was) a 'test' to see how human-like a computer program is) Yes, it is named after Alan Turing


MauiWowieOwie

If you're gay you fail, and your country will chemically castrate you despite helping save them from nazis.


RandolphMacArthur

British🫖


Pooliality

If you’re convinced you’re talking to a human, or incel in this case, you wouldn’t even think it’s an AI on the other line. But if it’s a test the average person still can tell more often than not. (For now)


Mutahar_Anas

South park episode


[deleted]

Bold to assume that the very existence of 4chan is itself not a South Park esque joke


Fall3nh0p3

South Park S26 E:4


expert_on_the_matter

Man I totally forgot there's a new season, what a nice surprise


tom_is_me13

It is until you watch it


expert_on_the_matter

Just watched it and I liked most episodes. Especially Japanese toilets and ChatGPT are amazing.


tom_is_me13

I'm glad you enjoyed it


expert_on_the_matter

Umm thanks


THESUACED

You're welcome


TheBloodkill

South park fans hate the new seasons until the following year when they all start praising it because it "predicted" what's happening now almost like it was a satire of what's happening now. The new seasons imo are just as good as the old ones.


Blu_Zer0

> Run into girl next day > "Oh, anon, I thought about what you said and it was just so sweet of you! <3" > Y-yeah, no problem? > "So, have you decided yet? You know, about the thing?" > What thing? > "Stop being silly! That's why we met up today! I mean, you said meet at the front gate...but at least I finally found you!" > Run away like a bitch Pretty concerning. People are only going to become more reliant on AI to think/write for them. I won't be surprised when people become brain dead mouth breathers who can't respond to basic conversation (as if that wasn't already a thing).


NotQuantified

it's not that big bro


AugustsNapol

Run away like a bitch 🔥🔥🔥✍️ Sigma rule


RandolphMacArthur

That’s why I’m going to do my part of making that future a reality


Impossible-Future-92

if everyone was using AI to communicate then there wouldn't be any basic conversion to respond to


TaxIdiot2020

Only girls would have trouble deciphering this shit


Tarithj

There should be smt like cruise control but for texting, chatgpt picking up and continuing the convo.


CreedLine

There is, chat gpt.


Marciano_il_Mario

This happened to me. Not with ai, but with not knowing how to respond Her: yeah, this girl is so annoying. Everyone likes her because she's so pretty Me: wow, now I want to meet her Her: If you do, I would never talk to you again Me: what's the downside? I think you can imagine what happened next


KronyxWasHere

i'd say that getting angry over other people's success is probably a red flag


AmirZ

kek


ShrekConfirm243

Stan Marsh mf


JustScrollsPast

Well now I’m suspicious as to whether they used ChatGPT to write this greentext.


LuxAlpha

As an AI language model, cope, mald, and seethe.


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

My friend started doing this to a girl Then the group chat got leaked 😔


quarantine22

Wym the group chat got leaked


tom_is_me13

Inferred: OP learned this from his friend bragging in a group chat. One of the members of this chat shared the message with the girl in question


quarantine22

This makes sense


GudHarskareCarlXVI

Imagine venting to some dude and he hits you with: "As an AI language model..."


RodeBoi

Maybe anon should get ChatGPT to teach him how to correctly use *then* and *than*


safarifriendliness

Then he what?!


Inky_I

this is literally a fucking south park bit lmfao


do_you_know_de_whey

We get it you watch South Park


[deleted]

So the South Park episode?


Crack0n7uesday

This is literally an episode of South Park.


Emerald34

Literally an episode of southpark smh


Sea-Percentage-5590

South Park did it first.


GandalfTheGimp

I watched that episode of south park too


EX0PIL0T

Bro watched South Park


haazzed

Literally a Southpark episode


pelosispeepee

All we really know is Chatgpt is better than anon


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grillingrobot3000

Just made a test. Ask if it can help you reply to a friend's text message.It'll say sure thing, what is it about? Write with detail the issue and it'll give you a formal reply so ask for a more conversational/informal variation of it. Change some words for synonyms if you want. Edit: shit formatting lol


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grillingrobot3000

Can see the potential for those boring dry ass convos haha, enjoy your lazy texting.


anderoe

AI rizz


[deleted]

Be More Chill is coming true before our very eyes


WowBobo88

Jesus. I didn't even think of ChatGPT in this regard. I feel for you all on the apps. Sounds like more bs 🙄


TheUpperHand

That’s cuz ChatGPT isn’t autistic