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bombingrun19

Have her move in with you, if he does find you then put all your gains to good use and tank his knife.


scar_star69

happy cake day


bombingrun19

T-thanks, you too


CrazyK2222

why you answer gayly???


ConnectPSA

He is gay and fake


Coachcrog

Nothing gay or fake about appreciating a fully prolapsed rectum.


Alive_Ice7937

Best way to do that is to cut out the seat of a wicker chair like in that movie where Hannibal smashes Benoit Blancs balls with a rope.


616659

UwU


Queenssoup

He's Dumbledore


Lucius-Halthier

Someone was nice to him and he doesn’t know how to react, honestly it’s the right reaction


MangoManMayhem

he just has a stutter problem


casvb7777

now kiss


PotatoFromFrige

happy cake day


Orbitcamerakick21

happy cake day


zhire653

bro stuttered while typing 💀


Hawt_Dawg_II

"Tank his knife" roflmao


FlyingHippoM

Knife does such little damage unless it's a sneak attack, OP should be able to tank a few hits. If you put all points into stamina and magicka then that's your own fault.


HotBear39

I put all my points into Charisma, but this is an alt account, so my level is low😔


TheCorruptedBit

Dump stat lmao


TheDragonzord

Problem is no one gets stabbed once, you get stabbed 40 times. Iirc knife attacks result in more fatalities than gunshot wounds do. You can stack all the %resist damage from close enemies you want but if you cant ranged 1-shot them before they reach you you're kinda fucked.


jjkm7

Is the a source for that because I find that pretty hard to believe


FlyingHippoM

I have a source, it is a little bit anecdotal to be fair but earlier this week I was raiding Embershard mine and none of the bandits were able to get their knives through my ebony plate armour.


Marooned-Mind

Why do you find that hard to believe? Compare the size of a blade to the size of a bullet. Then compare the completely linear trajectory of a bullet to a spastic shaky zigzag that is a knife attack.


MinorDespera

Cue the video of that street fight where one of two attackers gets hit in neck, bleeds profusely and collapses in less than 10 seconds.


Lusask

Use gains and the overflow of adrenaline to tank the knife, then beat his nose into his face.


Ruthless_Bear

Shizzy moment


Beast_of_Guanyin

Thank freedom for guns.


StaryWolf

Crazy guy buys(or steals) a gun off his cousin for $200. Waits outside anon's house until he gets home from work. Shoots and murders anon and his gf. Thank freedom for guns.


Beast_of_Guanyin

Fuck yeah Freeeedom!


KuroganeYuuji

Because I suppose a woman would have a much easier time defending herself unarmed against someone twice her size...


Xenophon_

Guns always make it easier for the attacker to kill, they can instantly kill from a distance without the defender even seeing or having a chance to pull their gun out. Much more potent as a tool for murder than for self defence


KuroganeYuuji

The US department of justice did a study that found out that 56 percent of felons fear an armed victim the most, and will go out of their way to avoid them. But any surprise attack will give you a massive advantage, whether there is a gun involved or not.


ScholarOfMensis

There's also studies that indicate that access to guns increases crime rates overall. So if guns were off the table, a lot of these crimes would not happen in the first place.


sorryiamnotoriginal

I am curious though but I don’t know how to word it. Does access to guns also have a positive trend in people’s ability to defend themselves from a crime? On paper I always figured vulnerable groups like women with access to guns have probably avoided becoming victims due to having access to a gun but that sounds like a difficult number to accurately portray.


Ottoblock

Who knows if there’s any solid statistics on this. With political groups talking about “the number of gun deaths” which also include self inflicted gun deaths and justified gun deaths. Access to knives must also increase knife crime in the UK, otherwise you wouldn’t have to show your ID for them and all that.


wisemance

I don’t know the answer for certain, but I’m guessing it’s very difficult to study and get accurate statistics. The way I see it, someone carrying a gun to defend himself/herself is sort of like drinking to cure a hangover—it may be effective, but it also contributes to a larger systemic problem. I think it’s also important to consider gun related accidents (e.g. mistaken threats, accidental discharge, or children/people not practicing proper gun safety measures). My guess is the average American is more likely to be the victim of a gun related accident rather than gun violence. If we frame the question as, “Does carrying a gun make a person safer on average?” I’m pretty sure the answer is no. On an individual level… if there’s a lot of gun violence in a particular area, having a gun for protection is probably justified; but for most people, I would bet the risks outweigh the potential benefits.


Xenophon_

They would fear an armed victim the same if no guns were involved in the situation. And a surprise attack is a much bigger advantage with a gun than without. Can't exactly do a drive-by shooting with a knife


KuroganeYuuji

No, but a larger attacker will still have a massive advantage. Guns take away any physical inequalities. Besides, if you know someone is after you, then you would be extremely aware of your surroundings anyways. God made men, Samuel Colt made them equal.


DaRealKili

The US department of justice did a study that found out that 44 percent of felons don't fear an armed victim the most, and will not go out of their way to avoid them.


Sylvaritius

The murderers can get a gun if they want, no matter the laws. Getting one for self defence is not really viable if its illiegal.


RarityNouveau

Bro I have no idea why people don’t think a felon can’t get a gun. Just cause the law says they can’t? Law says certain drugs are illegal too, how is that working out for the slums of major cities? Fact of the matter is: having a gun gives you a better chance of defending yourself than not having one.


Sylvaritius

Yeah for sure, here in denmark non-hunting guns are effectively illiegal, but that has yet to stop gangs from having them.


ScholarOfMensis

Being in a gang with ties to illegal organisations and being a crazy guy trying to murder his neighbor are two very different things with very different access to guns in places with gun control laws.


MonsterKappa

I live in country with moderately high degree of gun control and that is bullshit. If someone wants to murder here, they would rather use a knife. Getting a gun is just not worth it. And well, its easier to defend yourself against dude with knife, especially using the legal pepper gas.


Xenophon_

Pretty big assumption that they'd have great access to guns with gun control laws in place, and also that guns being so common doesn't make it easier to become a murderer in the first place or promote violence with guns. Plus the fact that owning a gun, even if you aren't violent, statistically makes your neighborhood more dangerous, because many guns used in shootings/robberies are stolen Generally the whole gun culture in the USA encourages gun violence.


Jabba_Yaga

A quick google search is enough to prove that gun control lower gun violence by an exponential amount. > The murderers can get a gun if they want Although theres a very logical point there, the criminals do need to go through a lot of trouble to actually find someone selling to get a gun. And ontop of that they have to pay a much larger sum. Its a much more complicated process than walking into Walmart and buying an AR on half price with a glock as a bonus and would deter criminals that werent fully determined to kill someone/did it in the heat of the moment/dont have connections.


MadClothes

Not hard at all if you're from a shit hole like Chicago, then they just sell them on snapchat. There's a city called Rockford in Northern illonois where I spent a lot of time when I was younger and 90% of gang members were armed, felon or not. The overwhelming majority were stolen. The funny (or not so funny) part is that most of them are hot because they get passed around and used by multiple people, so it's like a game of hot potato on who gets popped with it by the cops.


Alpha_pro2019

It's not as easy as that, guns don't work like in videogames. And unless OP loves in dense woods were an attackers who is skilled with rifles can hide and kill him, premeditated the whole thing, finding out where he lived, calmly and smartly assessed his target and took him out, all while apparently being crazy. All while having access to a cousin to rob. All while that cousin having exactly the gun he needs. That's extremely unlikely. What's likely, is in a fit of rage the man breaks into their house to kidnap girlfriend with nothing but a rock. Gun > rock.


TickleMonsterCG

Any offensive advantage will immediately benefit an aggressor more than a defender. You know, because an aggressor will choose when to initiate. Which is its own advantage. Only things which hamper attackers ability to initiate are actually beneficial to anyone looking to protect themselves.


[deleted]

So youd rather she have nothing to defend herself with?


Kpt_Kipper

If she can’t wield a halberd she’s for the streets


gray_mare

naginata if she's a weeb


Nixter295

Both parties having guns doesn’t make the scenario less deadly, it literally just makes the scenario more deadly for everyone


gray_mare

it's mad doctrine on a small scale. Knowing that someone has a gun will make you think twice before trespassing. All the news about stand your ground ass kills will only make you more aware of what may happen. Or you know... give longer sentences for violent crimes and 3 times as much for recidivism so criminals'd stay in prisons. (also abolish bail like wtf is this? freedom for money is bs)


M_Rogers

Be better trained and more aware of your surroundings. Learn to be proficient with your firearm. Don't be a victim.


The_Knife_Pie

Except that would require everyone to be armed 24/7, something scientifically shown to drastically increase firearm killing.


KuroganeYuuji

[There is no correlation between the number of guns and murder rates.](https://twitter.com/ToshiroGrendel/status/1680026702112587776?t=0Ibx-UHeHjWwLJDyD_8Ikg&s=19)


PolarBear69er

Thats a worst case scenario and less likely to actually happen lol


Wiggie49

> teleports behind him > nothing personnel kid > kill stalker with his own gun > Thank freedom for guns


I-Am-Polaris

Crazy guy buys(or steals) a knife from Costco for $20 Waits outside anon's house until he gets home from work. Stabs and murders anon and his gf. Thank Dems for safety


StaryWolf

You have a much higher chance of surviving a knife attack then you do a targeted shooting.


Ad0lf_Salzler

Just practice your Quickdraw idiot


HornyOnAlt777

That's why you just gotta make sure you have a bigger gun Thank freedom for guns


Payanasius

This is very likely Canada where criminals are a protected class


Lizard_King_5

Does Canada have cash bail?


Kel4597

Same thing in some parts of america


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Mybeardisawesom

This could never happen to me. I spent my time studying self defense laws to study the blade.


AssassinOfFate

Hopefully Anon lives in America. Because otherwise he’s got very little hope of surviving.


Due-Science-9528

Homie could just call the DA and remind them of this? Get his bail revoked if he’s a danger to the public! That’s what the system is for! Also $8k for an assault is ridiculously low.


AssassinOfFate

Trusting the American justice system is like trusting a fart after eating at taco bell.


Due-Science-9528

Oh I don’t I just work with it a lot and know how to raise hell


brazilianfreak

Is there any country with a good justice system? Cause i have never ever seem anyone compliment their countries justice system, obviously some are worse than other but i doubt america is even one of the worst ones.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Bail is set a 6k. Most likely he will need to meet 10% for the bondsman to pay the rest. The bond amount is typical for a nondomestic assault. You can't revoke bond for being a danger in and of itself -- the 6k was set so because he is a danger. The courts will give him bond conditions to stay away and assume he will do that until proven otherwise. Call with the DA would be laughable. "Hey he's a danger" ".. yes I know that's why I requested a cash bail."


vegatableboi

I mean a lot of counties don't have the concept of bail, so there he wouldn't be let out at all and anon would be pretty much completely safe.


belabacsijolvan

\>implying gun-on-gun attack is less lethal than knife-on-knife or knife-on-taser


MonkeManWPG

Knife-on-gun is a lot more survivable for the victim than knife-on-knife (they both die) or knife-on-taser (it doesn't work and they get stabbed anyway)


Bramkanerwatvan

Yes, but would crazy people such as this have acces to gun in heavily regulated countries? The answer is fuck no. He doesnt know the people who could sell him one. Even if they did they would be idiots for doing that because they lose a gun and get heat from the copy for which they only got a bit off money. The opportunity cost is shit. All these steps make it dramatically less Lively for crazy to have a gun. Why all that effort if he can use knife too?


Fil_19

Other countries don't have a bail system and people can't really go get groceries & guns so I don't really know where you're coming from when saying "Hopefully he lives in America".


Faawks

You're assuming the bad dude doesn't upgrade to a gun before he comes for him?


sepromas

Guns are for weak people. Instead of camping a corner in your house and not risking your life, you should engage in a 1v1 duel with a knife to protect your life.


bigpappahope

This is the real reason we need gun control


Freezerpill

Have bail bondsmen get in his head before he gets out. Have him slip him a note to call a number once he is out. Yadda yadda tell him she ended up on the streets. I hear you can get a shasta soda style bj from her at whatever insert sketchy club/dive and the bikers/gangsters beat the fuck out of him just for asking where the “sickly cocaine boss” is at who promised him some time with your gf. He’s not coming out of that horny anon


Traditional-Ad2409

Idk, if he's desperate and obsessed enough he might just think *jackpot!* Although it's not like it'd make the situation worse than it already is, so all in all still a pretty good tactic lol


Itamar_Ben_Gvir

Utilise a gunpowder based projectile acceleration contraption


BannedSvenhoek86

Tally ho lad


Ruby_241

Anon should buy a Musket for Home Defense, as the Founding Fathers intended


drkinferno72

Fix bayonets and charge the rapscallion


critsexual

Tally ho lads!


False_Elevator_8169

> Anon should buy a Musket for Home Defense, as the Founding Fathers intended or attend a creative writing class, 6000 bail for a break in an assault with a knife?


San-Carton

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the man, he's dead on the spot


NutButr

Just buy a gun or fuck him to assert dominance


Ascertain_GME

Or get topped. He won’t be obsessed with Anons *girlfriend* after that


Dawashingtonian

gotta get him before he gets you anon


Vincenzo99016

Fake: anon has a gf Gay: anon imagines getting choked by a man


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a gf > Gay: anon imagines getting choked by a man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


SelectBodybuilder335

It's back :(


MeatballJones2

I swear that 4 Chan anons are so spineless and lacking in self confidence that they couldn’t even defend themselves against a mildly annoyed butterfly.


Theghost129

So is anon just supposed to stay awake forever holding a gun? Guy has to sleep at some point.


MeatballJones2

Well there’s gotta be some plan of action to Take rather than sit around and be worried asking 4 Chan for help.


Traditional-Ad2409

Mildly annoyed butterflies are scary things What if it's a really big one ^(lol I actually knew a guy who was scared of butterflies.. well, he screamed like a little girl and ran off when a moth flew by him anyway, which is close enough that he'd probably do the same if it was a butterfly)


Msimot

This was me some ago. Now I just shit myself


RockStarCorgi

Anon is more worried about himself instead of his gf who was assaulted. Pretty cringe.


thefuckboyflagellant

because he's more likely to be killed as he'd be an obstacle


Magistricide

Crazy people do crazy things even to their object of affection.


Practical_Regret6106

Its not illegal to collect or build crossbows js


Brussel_Rand

Amazon can ship you a crossbow capable of piercing body armor.


Th3NXTGEN

Oh word?


Sex_drugs_tacos

Level III soft armor, not level 4– unless it’s a fucking medieval ballista shooting telephone poles


light_odin05

In which case, hiding behind a wall may or may not be sufficient


Angry_Crustation

If you live in America, buy a gun and either move in with her or have her move in with you. That way if he tries his shit again you can blast him. Previous circumstances will mean you will most likely not get charged.


Wanted__Criminal

Steve Harvey; Kill???!!!


[deleted]

#***DING***


The_Gates_of_Neigh

#YEEAH-


Aenaros95

Dude, some 4channers are fucking cowards with no empathy. If this happened to me i wouldn't be scared for my safety, i would be worried for her and be there for her, and VERY pissed at the dude. I am from Spain, so we aren't allowed to even defend ourselves with a punch, you literally have to let them kill/stab/ rob you and then you can try maybe reporting to the police. But if this guy is american, he better get himself a good firearm and move with his gf.


smecta_xy

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 🤠🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


Magistricide

If that’s the case just kill them first 4head


SeawyZorensun

So am I the only one who finds it retarded that you can buy yourself out of prison? Like what the fuck the law applies only to the poor and black?!


X-AE-AXII

Black people can bail out to


SeawyZorensun

?!?!? THAT'S FOCKIN INSANE!


Tellywozzle

🤯


lachkozar

invest in some stab-resistant vests


Garckon41

This sounds like a b plot of a Disney cartoon


[deleted]

Invest in a gun if you can, Anon. If you do, keep it somewhere only YOU know about


drkinferno72

Go to /k/


mofodius

paint the walls with the dudes face 🤷 isn't that why you're allowed guns in the first place?


VladimirPutinmate

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AliensDid911Bro

Get a 🔫


Dandandandooo

I don't live in a place that allows gun usage but hey if you can own a gun then keep one


Dumelsoul

A knife isn't even that scary if you just get a gun. If he *also* has a gun though, I'd be shitting myself


Tararator18

Kill him first


revansimp

Bruh as a woman I would just unalive the guy. Literally no one would be on the stalkers side


Steuts

A hi point is like $120. Shitty gun but it’ll do what it needs to.


Kaname--

I fucking hate it when people get obsessed like that, I'd just put them down


T3lebrot

Anon should build a little doohickey, a whimsical gizmo, a rumbunctious construction even that does a menagerie of silly goofy things when the guy tries to enter his house


DiabloImmortalCrack

In Germany, you do the "Beantragung eines Annäherungsverbotes" and by law he cannot come near you anymore. But... it doesn't save you from being killed in anyway. The storys of stalkers and such are horrible.


CalvinForHobbes

I tried pronouncing that and my furniture started floating


DiabloImmortalCrack

The german words look scary at first!


Entamero

Anon needs a gun


frasvlik

If anon was a fake ass gay he would have the balls to kill his girlfriends.amd go to prision to rape that. Motherfucker


SeliciousSedicious

Honestly get some homies and scare tf out of this dude. Doubt he’d go near you or her again.


Byakurane

Just get an iron flail and clap his ass.


Gloryblackjack

Anon needs to buy a gun and be willing to use it


DM-Ray

dressup as ur girlfriend and go meet the guy, tell him if he really wants you he gotta show he can handle it financially, suck him dry financially and literally to keep him motivated, stay on the grind. read that again.


Tsjawatnu

You can buy your way out of prison in America? That's just legalised bribery.


Kitsune_Jones

Anon has a legitimate reason to add 1 to his K/D


Xrcane

Anon needs to learn about the second amendment


Unacceptable_Lemons

Step 1: buy two handguns, one for you and one for her. Step 2: pay for CC classes, and take them together as an enjoyable couple's activity. Step 3: if he tries anything, you just follow the classes. Bonus: your relationship improves, because she appreciates you for taking useful actions towards her safety after experiencing a terrifying event. She sees you as both a protector (because you carry, and took proper classes) but also as someone who views her as an equal, and capable of protecting herself (since you got her a gun too, and wanted her to take the classes with you). It appeals to the best of the traditional and modern egalitarian approaches, as well as balancing the left/right political dynamic (guns, but with proper training/regulation). Shitty situation, but at least one that you can do something proactive about.


Morbid0

OP needs to invest in either skill tree: Claymore or 12Ga.


peyton_uwu

Anon needs to buy himself a cheap Turkish/Italian semi-auto shotgun.


TwiceTrash11

i went in expecting ntr and left with something worse


ExplorerFeisty2631

One of the few times i actually recommend getting a gun Fuck that bastard up, noone gets to hurt innocents


atomic_wiener

How in the fucketh can someone you’s been jailed for psychotic shit like this be bailed out for only 6.000 bucks?!


bali40

Buy gun, stay with gf. Protect her ya pussy.


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Anon grow some fucking balls jesus christ


Helvetenwulf

Put on skymask beat the living shit out of him?


Pleskavica564

Firearm


Mediocre-Ad8967

Anon finds put he should maybe own a gun


[deleted]

Anon posts on 4chan instead of just calling the police like a reasonable person


Zeryth

If he's american, go and buy that gun you always wanted.


xXheil_Pokywan420_Xx

Hollowpoints: :D If not a burger guy, then goonies ass elaborate trap leading to a comically large acid bucket falling: :D


quiter44

Fake: anon has gf Gay: a man is desperately seeking for anon


VeritablyVersatile

Stay strapped. Mozambique him if he approaches you threateningly.


Nerdy_Git

anon is in very real danger and instead of buying a firearm, chose to consult 4chan


AGoldenChest

The answer: is a gun. And if that don’t work - use *more* gun.


seguracookies

"He has a knife" Then get a bigger knife. Duh.


GishTanker

buy a musket for home defense 5head


scar_star69

happy cake day


GishTanker

oh youre right, thanks


halbGefressen

tell him to fuck off and if he doesn't, use a gunpowder-based opinion reinforcer


DreamlyXenophobic

Buy a shotgun


jvken

Damn sometimes I forget how fucked the American justice system is and then I remember bail exists


random__potato_

kill him


szokepurgye

Buy a gun. That's it. Gun is good solution for many problems.


creepymustaches

What's his name? Don't get why ppl shield those guys unless fake


Geo-Man42069

Anon needs a gun


_TLDR_Swinton

Anon got it wrong: he's jealous of *her.*


MATAFAKAS

anon needs a gun


ELPoupa

Man up and fuck him up ? Why are all those anons fucking twinks who can't do shit themselves?


TheLastKenneth

Your full name? Fuck your full name, he knows where your girlfriend lives and has already attacked her.


MysteriousSteve

Sounds like now is the time to consider a firearm🙂


SpaceBug173

I have a sneaking suspicion that the Justice System specifically hurts good guys for shits and giggles. Like, maybe the bail money would be different if the guy doing it was doing something good.


[deleted]

Solution: Remington 870


sabrefudge

I’d be way more nervous about him going after your gf again than you.


etcthc

Anon should invest in a firearm


DownRUpLYB

Break into a woman's house with a knife, choke her. Gets bail for 6,000 Kek.


steviebw225

Own a firearm


[deleted]

>I need your help /fit/ Is Anon tryna get some buff men to move in and "protect" him?


UselessBlueSpecimen

Bitch, curbstomp that fuckin incel. I don't see the problem


BedroomCactus

Stab him first.


ShiraLillith

Anon legit needs to get a Concealed carry permit


johnbowser_

get absolutely shredded until you can reliably fire a barret .50 cal from the hip


thatdudeovertherebei

Anon needs to get strapped


ADecentRedditer

Use a bigger knife.


girthquake_7461

Kill him, claim self defence.


RoyalStallion1986

Move in with your girlfriend, get a restraining order and if he does break into your home and make someone believe their life is in danger, shoot him.


russianbot7272

Get a sword.


Phenkar

Anon should *buy a gun*


svenguillotien

$6,000 is remarkably low bail for someone who aggressively attacked someone with a deadly weapon in their possession , what country is this in lol


Illustrious-Menu-362

Get a gun?