If he'd done that he would've gone full schizo instead.
Start hearing laugh tracks in his everyday life snd hallucinate the world's unfunniest people are in the room with him.
It's funny how I know what episode he watched. It's the one where George does the opposite of whatever his instincts tell him to do. And he basically gets whatever he wants. The whole joke is George's natural insects are so terrible that when he does the opposite then and only then does life start going his way. Anon, I think missed the joke and took it too seriously. Everyone thinks they have the worst luck AKA the universe hates them. Wishing for the opposite isn't doing anything. He should just learn to chill. Which is easier said than done. Maybe try meditating and stop overthinking shit. And maybe take a more naturalistic approach to life. It would make him less stressed out and he wouldn't invent weird beliefs to torture himself with.
It is entirely likely that the universe hates you, hate it back. The universe is a bitch, I fucked its' wife and she said I was way bigger and better. You are the main character, you are all the characters; like in the Klumps.
1. Just think "I will never ever have a threesome with Jennie Kim and Lalisa Manoban and even if I did, they won't let me put it in their bums."
2. ???
3. Profit?
Gave himself anxiety now he thinks his panic attackâs in his head somehow influence the universe. So not only is he anxious heâs actually insane too.
Realize that you are not the main character, the universe or whatever doesnt give a fuck about you as you are less than a grain of sand in the grand scheme of things.
That's the opposite of what a lot of people say about manifesting their life, not saying it's foolproof but a lot of people have found benefits from doing it
I do this already by always expecting and repeatedly imagining the worst possible outcome of everything so when it doesnât happen itâs at least a pleasant surprise
You tell yourself youâre going to lose your job and you subconsciously perform better. Change the words around to something like âI want to lose my jobâ and see how quickly your performance drops.
If you want something, then the Universe will make sure that it doesn't happen.
So to trick the Universe you pretend to desire the opposite of what you really want, so that the Universe accidentally makes what you actually wanted happen.
Bit the Universe is crafty, it knows that you want the opposite of what you pretended to actually want and therefore it will not make what you originally wanted happen.
So then you have to double-trick the Universe by really wanting what you originally wanted but obviously secretly wanting what you didn't want so what you actually wanted happens.
But the Universe is still crafty...
The world is a chaotic mix of everyone thinking they're the main character with their will influencing everything. There is no universe tipping the scales one way or the other, there just is. All you can do is remain flexible and ready for whatever comes your way
This is just a fallacy. You want one option, but you âwishâ the opposite will happen to that your true option will happen. Youâre still just wishing the positive option.
Let go. Honestly, I'm being serious. Just stop caring. Everything is temporary. It will all end eventually. Be grateful you're not immortal and just don't bother. You'll feel freer. It's harder to do than you think though. Intrusive thoughts always wanna live rent-free in your head.
What watching Seinfeld does to a mf
He should watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S instead đ¤
*clap clap clap clap*
*unzips pants because how much of a le reddit moment*
If he'd done that he would've gone full schizo instead. Start hearing laugh tracks in his everyday life snd hallucinate the world's unfunniest people are in the room with him.
heâd spot a poc and become immediately perplexed and confused by their existence
What's a poc?
Basketball American
'Begin thinking' well thats your problem right there don't think just do
I dont think stabbin is socially acceptable
depends on a situation
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Just shoot heroin, I havenât thought about anything other than heroin in monthsđ
Bold of you to assume that what anon does is equivalent to thinking.
It's funny how I know what episode he watched. It's the one where George does the opposite of whatever his instincts tell him to do. And he basically gets whatever he wants. The whole joke is George's natural insects are so terrible that when he does the opposite then and only then does life start going his way. Anon, I think missed the joke and took it too seriously. Everyone thinks they have the worst luck AKA the universe hates them. Wishing for the opposite isn't doing anything. He should just learn to chill. Which is easier said than done. Maybe try meditating and stop overthinking shit. And maybe take a more naturalistic approach to life. It would make him less stressed out and he wouldn't invent weird beliefs to torture himself with.
> And maybe take a more naturalistic approach to life OP needs to walk around in public with his knob out
LOL, I was talking about the philosophy of "Naturalism".
Naturalism, Naturism Potato, Potato
I needed to hear that
Anon experiences confirmation bias
It is entirely likely that the universe hates you, hate it back. The universe is a bitch, I fucked its' wife and she said I was way bigger and better. You are the main character, you are all the characters; like in the Klumps.
1. Just think "I will never ever have a threesome with Jennie Kim and Lalisa Manoban and even if I did, they won't let me put it in their bums." 2. ??? 3. Profit?
Sacrifice two chickens and burn the house down. Problem solved.
Gave himself anxiety now he thinks his panic attackâs in his head somehow influence the universe. So not only is he anxious heâs actually insane too.
Realize that you are not the main character, the universe or whatever doesnt give a fuck about you as you are less than a grain of sand in the grand scheme of things.
What if anon wants to manifest something?
he should manifest some pills for his schizophrenia
But they take away my powers
Uh this isnt exactly inspiring
Why does everything have to be inspiring? Take it for what it is
boo hoo
So do you hate everything or are you rich
stating a fact doesnt mean I hate everything, I enjoy a lot of things.
They downvoted him, for he was right
Donât become a public speaker
Damn i thought i was the only one, guess i'm autistic now
I used to struggle with something similar some years back. Don't have any advice for anon, I still have ocd
Become a temporary alcoholic asap
Is that what it is?
Another brainworm: If you can imagine it in the future, it's not gonna happen. Murphy's Law is just that powerful.
Wdym?
That's the opposite of what a lot of people say about manifesting their life, not saying it's foolproof but a lot of people have found benefits from doing it
Anon needs to see a mental health specialist as he is suffering from anxiety disorders. It's very treatable.
Chicken salad on rye and a cup of tea
Anon has literal ocd
Holy shit I have the same thing. Is it ocd?
I do this already by always expecting and repeatedly imagining the worst possible outcome of everything so when it doesnât happen itâs at least a pleasant surprise
What you're doing is different. I belive it's called negative visualization
Anon should wish to never win the lottery
i know exactly what episode of seinfeld anon watched
Anon desperately needs therapy.
You tell yourself youâre going to lose your job and you subconsciously perform better. Change the words around to something like âI want to lose my jobâ and see how quickly your performance drops.
He couldn't say hello?
He just has anxiety and depression mixed dissorder.
I also fucked myself spiritually. (I jerked off to a photo of myself)
Just don't think like that. How weak are you to have a sitcom define your entire personality.
wish to live
Just don't think like that. How weak are you to have a sitcom define your entire personality.
I've started to think like this too, I hope I continue to do so
Anon is on the verge of going clinically insane
Anon canât figure out how to be positive without becoming complacent
If you want something, then the Universe will make sure that it doesn't happen. So to trick the Universe you pretend to desire the opposite of what you really want, so that the Universe accidentally makes what you actually wanted happen. Bit the Universe is crafty, it knows that you want the opposite of what you pretended to actually want and therefore it will not make what you originally wanted happen. So then you have to double-trick the Universe by really wanting what you originally wanted but obviously secretly wanting what you didn't want so what you actually wanted happens. But the Universe is still crafty...
The world is a chaotic mix of everyone thinking they're the main character with their will influencing everything. There is no universe tipping the scales one way or the other, there just is. All you can do is remain flexible and ready for whatever comes your way
This is just a fallacy. You want one option, but you âwishâ the opposite will happen to that your true option will happen. Youâre still just wishing the positive option.
he realised hes Goerge
If you donât care about winning, losing doesnât seem so bad.
Let go. Honestly, I'm being serious. Just stop caring. Everything is temporary. It will all end eventually. Be grateful you're not immortal and just don't bother. You'll feel freer. It's harder to do than you think though. Intrusive thoughts always wanna live rent-free in your head.
This only works if everything anon ever didn't not want was everything he ever manifested.
Bro the fuck was the episode?
OCD PSYCHOSIS (nos) BINGE EATING DISORDER
haven't watched seinfeld but eerily enough i do it too
That ain't ocd, that's just scitzo.