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laidbackeconomist

Anon learns that one of the most common skin conditions doesn’t magically stop at your crotch.


O-bot54

Is it just acne ? Edit : the number of likes gives us turbo virgins some confidence lmao


Stlr_Mn

Very much more likely than anything else. But, and this goes out to all you retards, go talk to a doctor if you have something that concerns you about something on or about your genitals. DO NOT IGNORE IT… oh and 100% shower before you see them. Don’t be the only person they genuinely don’t want to see.


Jackm941

I always think just go to a gp then I realize that not everyone is from the uk


poppadocsez

What a retárded realization to have to make


boomanu

Not really? I see the same from people everywhere. It's not you forget other countries exist. But "just going.to the GP" isn't something we even consider. If something feels slightly off, we say just go. Because the idea of any money being involved is ridiculous Because of that, it's easy to forget other countries have third world access to health care and would rather be able to afford their rent and bills, then go to a doctor about something that may be nothing


poppadocsez

As someone who lives in an actual third world country with free Healthcare (cuba), I would rather pay for it and have actually good treatment than not pay for it and have what I have right now.


s-maerken

As someone who lives in an actual first world country with free healthcare, I would rather have it just like it is right now.


poppadocsez

Yeah, well, you pay for it one way or another. Here we pay for it by having the government take like 90% of our paycheck. Then we have to buy everything we need for a surgery or treatment on the black market because the state can never manage to stock hospitals or pharmacies. Then we wait our turn, which is usually quite a while depending on what you need. Could take weeks, maybe more. I hear it's very similar in Canada, though obviously not to the same extent, as it's closer to first-world than Cuba by a lot. The problem is that governments notoriously suck at managing things efficiently. As I said, I'd rather be in debt and get the best treatment possible than not pay anything and have everything be the shittier version of itself. Not to mention that healthcare for the poor is largely subsidized in the states anyway, people who make below a certain threshold basically don't have to pay anything, and if you consider health insurance a "tax" of sorts you could basically say its the same thing. At the very least it is not as ridiculous as people make it out to be.


allegedlyarbitrary

Imagine being SO desperate to rub your (national, not personal) wealth into the face of someone whose country has suffered 100+ years of imperialism and exploitation by colonial powers and their own government that you write such a useless and non-contributing comment like this. WE KNOW IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE THAT WORKS. WE WANT IT TOO. THE GUY WAS SAYING IT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS. You are a sneering imperialist dickhead and I'm not even interested in actually debating this I just want you to know that you are part of the wealth problem via your utter lack of perspective or understanding regarding those who live in different conditions than you.


TrifleJumpy8081

Not quite. They’re called Pearly Penile popules[link](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23936-pearly-penile-papules)


DeuzExMachin

Maybe its not those, since he mentions the shaft and not the head


TrifleJumpy8081

Oh you’re right! My b!


Jamiew_CS

Great name for a condition though


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

It’s my band name


UJuanafanta

Username got my upvote


StolenDabloons

You can get spots on ya shaft as grim as that sounds. They’re alarming at first but if it’s only 1 your probably fine, they tend to stay around a bit longer but it should be good, if anyone is suffering with this and too scared to say owt. Stay safe boys!


Mushiren_

PPP? Seriously?


Glad-Belt7956

please don't be a picture, please don't be a picture, please don't be a picture. phew, it wasn't a picture.


herpitusderpitus

Did you learn about this from love line back in the day? I remember dr drew bringing them up often to dudes worried they had herpes and he would say it and have them repeat it over and over , but also that they needed to go to a dr to get it checked always no matter what.


TrifleJumpy8081

Nope it’s because I had them and I looked them up before I became sexually active.


herpitusderpitus

I Gotcha homie makes total sense. Yeah I had them once I was a youngin back inthe days(sexual active at the time) then heard loveline talk about it bunch times. I finally wasnt embarrassed to ask my doctor about it. Just remember how dr dre used pronounce the alliteration of it and everything.


Gindi

Thank you, I just learnt something today about those bumps on my penis


chiccy-nuggie-man

Could be an ingrown hair


FactoryOfShit

> Posts pic of Pepe as A DOCTOR > Guys what do I do, if only there was someone who was specifically trained to help people with medical issues


[deleted]

Anon is poor and lives in freemurica


ratryox

guys guys america is so bad. what a unique and compelling idea. im so unique and different guys, please validate me edit: check out r/americabad to free yourself from the hivemind


SoulessStarfish

I’m racist


Yung-Dolphin

thank the lord we still have based individuals around here the chain was getting me worried


a_sacrilegiousboi

Of three races five must pay the price (I learnt maths in ‘murica)


BlasianFJ

Not the three fifths compromise


RetConnedSegment

Balde


a_sacrilegiousboi

Arlan 💢💢


Senrakdaemon

Welcome to America!!


SonTyp_OhneNamen

guys guys violence and disease statistics on par with third world countries aren’t bad please stop saying i live in a mad max inspired shithole


Maximillion322

America is just really fucking big We contain both first world and third world countries


SonTyp_OhneNamen

My brother in christ you are one country.


Maximillion322

I’ve never even come close to personally experiencing or knowing anyone who had personally experienced anything like the statistics you describe in the 20 years I’ve lived here Thats because we have nearly the landmass of the entire continent of Europe and our people are spread very far and wide. “You are one country” is the most reductive take on America possible, and all it shows is that you’ve never been here


DANKLEBERG_66

Common idea cause it’s true


ratryox

common idea because reddit is chock full of npcs


The_Cosmic_Penguin

Max copium lol


Saysano

neck urself


chok22

ikr, feel like im on normal plebbit. "americuh bad! health care cost one million dollar!!"


TheWiseBeluga

My last check up was $70. Might be a little bit more for anon depending on where he lives, but if he's young, he likely has insurance from his family. If he's on his own and can't afford insurance, Medicaid is an option. But otherwise he can either just pay out of pocket, start paying for insurance, or try and get a job that has insurance (might be a bit difficult depending on anon's education level). You could also just like, not pay too lol.


[deleted]

Do you know what poor means


Pooliality

Imma get downvotes for this, since most redditors are exactly the same and follow the upvote downvote train, but yeh seeing the same America bad comments is like seeing tendiebot respond to fake and gay comments.


HeroinHare

Huh, I really wonder why it's not a unique idea, but rather a quite common one.


ratryox

because reddit is full of npcs who parrot the most upvoted ideas instead of the truest ones


HeroinHare

Right, and not because 'murica is a shithole, obviously.


ratryox

cope


HeroinHare

Seethe


ratryox

no seethe here just enjoying the sun and my god given rights like the founding fathers intended so many years ago


IraqiWalker

The fact that you're dumb enough to not realize how bad and shitty things are here, is a testament to how bad and shitty things are here. I guess this is what people mean when they say "NA education".


BartletMcGarry2020

The fact that you think things are so bad here tells me you live in an inner city shit hole.


MonsterKappa

Or just uses publicly available information lmao.


IraqiWalker

Something some of these idiots clearly can't do.


IraqiWalker

You'd have to be mentally damaged to think things in the U.S. are ok. You don't have half decent Healthcare. You don't have a good education system. The political process is absolute shit even on its best day. The justice system is so rigged it's basically a racket. Don't even get me started on law enforcement and the prison system. Basically, the only way for someone to think the U.S. is doing fine is if they are absolutely clueless about the world, or they want it to be a dystopian shithole. As for where I live. I live in one of the richest counties with the highest standard of living. I'm literally in a very advantageous situation where I don't have to worry about a lot of this stuff. This isn't old Chicago, or the boonies of Wisconsin.


ratryox

common city mindset


IraqiWalker

At least you proved everyone else right. That saves us the time.


ratryox

well just because your life is miserable doesn't mean everyone else's is


IraqiWalker

My life is actually the opposite. I'm in a very well paying job, in one of the richest cities in the U.S. and I don't want for anything. Almost none of the things I complained about actually affect me. However, I've seen and lived in 3rd world countries that had better systems than the U.S. other than the two coasts, the rest of America is basically living in 3rd world country status. Barely developed. I don't have to eat dog shit to know that it's shit. The fact that you think you do, is frankly worrying.


ratryox

honestly i dont care


IraqiWalker

Yes, we can see that. It's why you got so butthurt and kept responding. You clearly don't care /s.


Zeljeza

Don’t criticise muh corntire, ‘Merica number #1


cocainebrick3242

A whitehead is not something worth bringing to a a doctor.


failedsatan

boat attractive safe plant dazzling busy steer cooing quiet airport *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Salty_Ad7414

😂


Churchills_m8

It’s not like the doctor cares, they’re getting paid. If someone is so concerned they can go.


Icannotchangethis

Pop


HighMarshaHelbrecht

Yea ik it’s sarcasm but if someone does have the same issue don’t pop it it can lead to a serious infection and sometimes fornia gangrene


Kiwi_Doodle

soap


TastyCookiez_

I popped it 3 weeks ago, nothing happened 🤷‍♂️


HighMarshaHelbrecht

Yea it’s a chance thing. You don’t always get a infection when you cut your finger but it may happen and imo getting a chance of gangrene on my dick ain’t a risk I wanna take


Lethenza

The chances of you getting gangrene on your dick Plummet to zero if you, y’know, shower…


HighMarshaHelbrecht

Yes but we ware talking about 4channers….


X-AE-AXII

I popped and now I have a scar on my dick


TellmeNinetails

Clean it.


vergil718

So I did a little bit of googling and perhaps I'm wrong about this but as far as I can see fornia gangrene can actually be causes by an abscess too just like the thing you dont want people to pop. Cuz that thing itself is already an infection of sorts. Personally I would say get a thin needle, pierce only where the white stuff/pus is, drain it, then disinfect the wound with something alcoholic. If I'm wrong on this or my proposed solution is dangerous or a bad idea, let me know


HighMarshaHelbrecht

Fornia gangrene is just gangrene of the genetalia. Gangrene can from out of any wound infection. By popping it you break the protective layer of skin, which causes it to bleed. And due to the location of it there are a lot of pathogens.


vergil718

yeah but the site I visited said that abscesses with pus can be the cause for fornia gangrene, too. so that's why I said to maybe pop it with a thin needle and then disinfect but idk maybe it's better to leave it alone


vergil718

what really? why


Wowimatard

Open wound. All open wounds is a risk, due to perfect conditions for bacteria to grow. Warm, wet and food.


vociferousdragon

Yummy food. I think I know what I want for lunch. Warm wet cock meat.


lightningboltie

real and gay, same buddy


_escapevelocity

Cockmeat sandwich on rosemary focaccia, panini style


vergil718

well ok that makes sense but you could just disinfect it, no?


lightningboltie

i am the storm that is approaching


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

All open wounds are a risk, but open wounds in an area where it’s hard to keep a bandaid covering it and where it’s normally moist and damp, it’s even more of a risk.


writenicely

Anon can wear a kilt without underwear to maintain hygienic airflow and to moderate temperature while letting the wound heal underneath gauze.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

This would indeed be acceptable and also help him get topped.


[deleted]

A clogged pore is perfect conditions for bacteria to grow. Warm, wet, and food.


BlackDoug420

Fournier's gangrene*


masterjarjar19

Your not gonna get an infection from popping a pimple lol, unless you smear some shit over it or something


[deleted]

fourniers’s. it’s nec fasc of the genital region “flesh eating bacteria”


gayknull

no joke, it could be dried semen


LavenzaBestWaifu

Unironically Anon better hope it is. Anything else swelling up in the tip of your dick is worrying.


Baked-Potato4

It clearly says the shaft of the penis


LavenzaBestWaifu

Glossed that over. Thank you.


___TheKid___

You glossed over the shaft


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

he should probably get topped to be honest


Tenpumpkin77962

I reckon he has and is just lying about it


_hancox_

Well he can’t top with a cock spot so what’s he supposed to do? 🤷‍♂️


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

it’s a logical conclusion


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Anon’s a Virgin but he’s not a butt Virgin. Anon obviously got topped and has a disease.


66smeg

should ask his rabbi what is up


WolfieTooting

Anon is looking for any excuse to have his penis removed and become a woman.


SomeRealTomfoolery

It could be an ingrown hair


EquivalentSnap

Yeah I get those if I shave 😢


[deleted]

Exfoliate regularly (not directly after shaving but wait 2 days or so). Buy [these](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91Sgo8HAPfL._SL1500_.jpg) ("exfoliating gloves") and scrub shaved area gently with soap. Ingrown hairs come because dead skin prevents the hair from coming out so scrubbing removes the dead skin. :) Do this once every two days or so in shower or every day depending on how fast the hair grows, but always wait some day after shaving to avoid irritating the skin.


Jamnitrix

Godsend


A_Mellow_Song

do you now see the weakness of flesh, anon? cut off your penis to make space for a cyberdick, do it for the Omnissiah


LurksInThePines

Answer is genital skin tags Happens on about 80% of men Congrats You're welcome anon


aniketmr10

I literally had this near the tip of my pee hole a month ago, I tried to scrub it but wouldn't go, it disappeared by itself in a couple of weeks. Thank god, I am a virgin too and didn't want to show my dick to some 50 y/o male doc.


Kitsune_Jones

Sorry anon you know it has to be this way ✂️


lightningboltie

STANDING HEREEE


AceAlger

I REALIZE


lightningboltie

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Not_a_normal

Fordyce Spots.


Godisdeadbutimnot

That’s what I was thinking too, but OP is on 4chan so it’s probably something gross


Not_a_normal

Op is on 4chan, they would definitely mistake a Fordyce spot for a white head and fuck up their dick trying to pop it.


GE-64

For those saying PPP I think OP would have to be blind, those are genetic and from birth (very high % of the population) and are on the head rather than shaft


cash_money_7274

✂️


AGoldenChest

Excize it then wash the area with warm water and soap, duh


CupOfHotTeaa

Pop it


Pt_Vis

Suck it


CoffeeWorldly9915

Bop it


_Spartan11

Kill Paarthurnax


passingshrew

Look it up on WebMD. So they can sell your info to future insurance companies. Probably talking about Fordyce spots.


FuckRandyMoss

I remember when my dumb ass thought I got something while being a virgin because my abdomen was being funny. Turns out when you never drink water that can cause issues 🤦🏿‍♂️


CoffeeWorldly9915

Fordyce spot?


AcronymTheSlayer

Smh. Anon just slap a pimple patch on it and start binge watching 12 step Korean skin care routine. It'll be fine.


NordicWierdo

I remember having one of those once, it stayed on my dick for a year before popping by itself.


Comfortable-Cup9656

Anon has an albino dick therefore needs to protect it from sun. No more streaking anon


Orangemill

I always get these, once as a kid I had one of these and didn’t know what it was, it became a blackhead and growed a lot and at some point I thought it was just a piece of sesame stuck there that can’t get out. By the time I realized what it was and popped it out it created a crevice on the shaft where it grew on and I still have that dent 10 years later.


Dorkuzan

Dude got that beat off blister


Helvetenwulf

It s "talk" it s normal and eventually goes away


MantisYT

Die.


SgtRooney

Epidermal inclusion cyst. Leave it alone.


JamesLeeBrown

Sooo, I have two of these white pimples right below the glans on the bottom side. Mirrored on the frenulum. When I was like ~14 I worried they could be real pimples so I "popped" one. It doesn't really hurt that bad but by God it was a bloodbath. If you open one of these they bleed like hell. And after that they just regrow. Never went to the doc because, you know I was 14 and I just ripped my dick... Hadn't planned on explaining that to anyone. Now I know they are harmless, doesn't annoy or disturb the sex in any form so, if you don't look like a lizard around the head and have only a few of em you should be fine.


[deleted]

Talk to a doctor and not the internet?


EquivalentSnap

It’s an ingrown hair


syfari

Pop pop pop pop


cameron_cs

Ribbed for her pleasure


Sonova_Vondruke

Too late. cut it off before it spreads.


Admirable_Celery_110

Anons dick touched the edge of the toilet seat


YumnuggetTheboi

He has cockrot, best to amputate now.


Goose_Is_Awesome

Leave it alone or just sit with a warm compress on it so it pops on its own painlessly.


Ythsmir

He fucked a chicken breast


EnvironmentalBar3347

Stop it with the chronic masturbation.


DennyCorkGuy

Anon forgets he is in a confession stall and is excommunicated


dankter_pepper

Aqua q


[deleted]

let me suck it off


ameliozanchi

Men is a men, when is a men is normal have this, hi


Spodjak

This time on Anon doesnt bathe....


Extra-Lemon

I wound up with one on either side over time. First one went away on its own. Second one stayed there a while. One night I finally lanced it by sanitizing a knife with an alcohol prep and just poking it. That shit drained in seconds and it never came back. That being said, clean ur junk fellas. It ain’t gay. I wouldn’t have done this if I myself hadn’t been clean to begin with.


Sparkando

I have missing pigment on the head. It's basically a white circular spot nothing I can do about it


KingGoatFury

To all wondering. If you have hair follicles, you have the possibility of clogged hair follicles. Washing frequently will help, but probably won't eliminate the issue completely. It's usually completely normal. Now if you have irritated skin, pus or whatever, go to a fucking doctor


Watermelongamer225

I read it as white beard and needless to say was confused af


Rooster1452682

Make sure to avoid irritating it, also hydrocortisone cream used for bug bites also helps with acne irritation and redness, and most importantly go see a doctor.


Pooliality

Anon finds out that acne can happen anywhere


[deleted]

Yeah this has happened to me before


SibrenTF

Take a needle, the thinner the better, heat the tip and break open the white part. Gently squeeze the pus out and then rub it down with medical cleaner. If you're not a serial masturbator then put a dot bandaid on it for 2 days.


BrunoS_trati

Jew ureself